2020 Coaching Staff

[DanTheHorn 4,938]

1 hour ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

[MoJames 8,244]

Here is his house he likes so much he uses it as his twitter background.

[Bam Bam Sam 303]

I don’t understand what his hold up would be to re-sign with USC if he weren’t still considering and/or planning to go elsewhere soon. However, were that true, we’d probably also be seeing names crop up as potential replacements for Harrell at USC. If he doesn’t want to leave him high and dry on ESD, it makes no sense to not tell Clay he’s bouncing until ESD, leaving Helton In a frenzy to find a replacement. If he is genuinely torn and doesn’t know, either us or USC could end up a creek without a paddle. A lot of the “supposed” names on our list are getting hired away.
 

Herman’s demeanor over it all seems to be unbothered, which means it’s been taken care of or he’s just that arrogant. Given how desperately he wants to quit fucking with game planning, I’m praying for the first option.

[texifornia 57,033]

Just now, MoJames said:

Here is his house he likes so much he uses it as his twitter background.

So. Much. Roof. So. Little. Window.

[UncleBuck 6,455]

7 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Here is his house he likes so much he uses it as his twitter background.

That's probably not his house, but a family friend of Harrell's house.

[TrashMaster G 17,581]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

This Gadot?

I'd be ok to wait a little longer. 

I love her.  So much.

[pearlandhorn 3,274]

1 minute ago, Bam Bam Sam said:

Herman’s demeanor over it all seems to be unbothered, which means it’s been taken care of or he’s just that arrogant. Given how desperately he wants to quit fucking with game planning, I’m praying for the first option.

Just the fact that Herman is keeping all the $9.95ers guessing so much and having them just throw shit against the wall and hoping it sticks is keeping him in the "I respect him" category with me.  He seems like he has a plan and he's following through with his plan.  I could be reading it all wrong.

[Errestaurants 2,570]

Didn't someone who is an insider say a couple pages back New hires would be made over the next couple of days?  Who do I send my $9.99 to?

[South Austin 52,523]

6 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

That's probably not his house, but a family friend of Harrell's house.

Houses are inanimate objects.  They don't have friends.

[Radical Larry 28,656]

Well, Tom, I gave it a few names this season.

[texifornia 57,033]

3 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

Didn't someone who is an insider say a couple pages back New hires would be made over the next couple of days?  Who do I send my $9.99 to?

You're looking for @closetojumping. And he's still got a day or two to be right.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Houses are inanimate objects.  They don't have friends.

Your mom has housed a lot of my friends.

[closetohumping 17,455]

7 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

Didn't someone who is an insider say a couple pages back New hires would be made over the next couple of days?  Who do I send my $9.99 to?

That was me.  You got Venmo?

[Pig Bellmont 8,719]

23 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

Truckie on twitter said nope so....

Whenever I’ve made a career move, I’ve always told all my family friends in my home town before everything became official or we’ve completed salary negotiations 

[Rhinotx 500]

2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Your mom has housed a lot of my friends.

[DanTheHorn 4,938]

Well, if Herman is to be believed then we will not get an OC or DC till Friday the 20th at the earliest.  What is that another 50 pages of nothing. Come on Herman, if Ash is a done deal sign him. That way we can bitch about your shitty hire on defense while we wait on the OC for the next 9 days.

[Thiefery 5,015]

I bought into the latest @OnAComputer pod with his cohost saying "maybe" the second in house meeting with Bijan today will have the new OC in tow.

[texifornia 57,033]

10 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Well, if Herman is to be believed then we will not get an OC or DC till Friday the 20th at the earliest.  What is that another 50 pages of nothing. Come on Herman, if Ash is a done deal sign him. That way we can bitch about your shitty hire on defense while we wait on the OC for the next 9 days.

So then I think using our brains we can imply that Ash isn't a done deal and Herman might actually be aiming higher. 

[Minor Orangeblack 112]

Any chance we are waiting for Alabama’s season to end? 
Does Herman still have a comfort level with a certain analyst? 

[Fud 9,552]

14 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Well, if Herman is to be believed then we will not get an OC or DC till Friday the 20th at the earliest. 

If Herman is to believed, you have to understand what he said, and this isn't what he said 

[MoJames 8,244]

4 minutes ago, Minor Orangeblack said:

Any chance we are waiting for Alabama’s season to end? 
Does Herman still have a comfort level with a certain analyst? 

I don't think we'd be waiting until their bowl game to hire away an analyst.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,119]

6 minutes ago, Minor Orangeblack said:

Any chance we are waiting for Alabama’s season to end? 
Does Herman still have a comfort level with a certain analyst? 

Why the fuck would we have to wait for Bama’s season to end to steal an analyst? The level of stupidity this process is bringing to this board is astounding. I guess I should consider the source.

Edited December 12, 2019 by Casual Encounter

[Skipper 6,162]

Just now, MoJames said:

I don't think we'd be waiting until their bowl game to hire away an analyst.

Seriously.  You would expect an OC to leave before a non-playoff bowl game.  We're talking analysts?   Yeah, it aint that.

[Minor Orangeblack 112]

3 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Why the fuck would we have to wait for Bama’s season to end to steal an analyst? The level of stupidity this process is bringing to this board is astounding. I guess I should consider the source.

It was a joke

no way white apples is coming through that door

[Viper 12,111]

31 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Well, if Herman is to be believed then we will not get an OC or DC till Friday the 20th at the earliest.  What is that another 50 pages of nothing. Come on Herman, if Ash is a done deal sign him. That way we can bitch about your shitty hire on defense while we wait on the OC for the next 9 days.

 

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

So then I think using our brains we can imply that Ash isn't a done deal and Herman might actually be aiming higher. 

higher? I thought Ash wanted to be the very best... like no one ever was.

[Tex Pete 20,412]

57 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

His Bio says "Horns", but who knows. 

So do Daniel Figurelli's.

[Tex Pete 20,412]

23 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Why the fuck would we have to wait for Bama’s season to end to steal an analyst? The level of stupidity this process is bringing to this board is astounding. I guess I should consider the source.

If you've been reading the quoted poster's posts, you wouldn't be astounded.

He's either a teenager or someone from another fanbase.

edit- or the poster formerly known as Girdwood. I'd bet money that's exactly who it is. Fucktard extraordinaire.

Edited December 12, 2019 by Tex Pete

[MoJames 8,244]

59 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Here is his house he likes so much he uses it as his twitter background.

And here is his wife apparently.

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

Hmmm, our offense didn't fail miserably this past...season?

It was pretty bad down the stretch.

[The Earl of Texas 3,159]

You clowns can hardly read but you can read into shit like Pros.

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

I hate coaches that use analytics on everything

[Burt Macklin 19,038]

23 minutes ago, Minor Orangeblack said:

It was a joke

no way white apples is coming through that door

If that’s what you consider a joke, then I see why you don’t laugh when reading Internet forums. 

[MoJames 8,244]

1 minute ago, The Earl of Texas said:

You clowns can hardly read but you can read into shit like Pros.

Fuck Clowns.

[Pato del Muerto 52,535]

Something that’s been bothering me since yesterday about our candidate list. 
 

why is Harrell the only one that is gainfully employed are the coordinator level that’s on it?  
 

is it not possible for Texas to look at who is currently doing a good job as a coordinator and giving them a raise to do a good job here?  Instead of some ex head coaches or guys who lost their job when their coach got fired?

[HtownHorn 14,755]

2 hours ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

This is amazing that Orlando had no solution but to bring telegraphed shitty blitzes.

[General Specific 3,262]

I'm guessing for whatever reason GH has a commitment to stay at SC through the first signing day.
Hollywood should make a movie where the star wakes up and it's the same day all over again. What a blast it would be.

Or a movie about “Being Tom Herman”.

[Minor Orangeblack 112]

16 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

If you've been reading the quoted poster's posts, you wouldn't be astounded.

He's either a teenager or someone from another fanbase.

edit- or the poster formerly known as Girdwood. I'd bet money that's exactly who it is. Fucktard galore.

Nimrod found me out, I’m a t-shirt Lamar university fan, teenager earning dual credit

[Errestaurants 2,570]

That was me.  You got Venmo?

Yes sir

Sent from my SM-G973U using Tapatalk

[Bevo14 8,355]

1 hour ago, Errestaurants said:

Didn't someone who is an insider say a couple pages back New hires would be made over the next couple of days?  Who do I send my $9.99 to?

Greg Davis

[Fud 9,552]

Out of curiosity, who are Notre Dame, Oregon, and Penn State looking at for OC? 

[TexEx15 17,549]

Based on my sources I fully expect the new coordinators, both OC and DC, to be announced in the next 48 to 72 days.

Surly discounted price for that info highly sourced info is $5.99.

[MoJames 8,244]

3 minutes ago, Fud said:

Out of curiosity, who are Notre Dame, Oregon, and Penn State looking at for OC? 

ND

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The question is then what happens next, and based on the sources I've spoken with it would seem head coach Brian Kelly is leaning towards promoting quarterbacks coach Tommy Rees to offensive coordinator.

Oregon

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Rob Chudzinski.

Zak Hill, Boise State offensive coordinator.

Frank Ponce, Louisville quarterbacks coach.

Derek Dooley, Missouri offensive coordinator.

Rhett Lashlee, SMU offensive coordinator.

Mike Sanford, Utah State offensive coordinator.

Penn State

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JOE BRADY, PASSING GAME COORDINATOR/WIDE RECEIVERS COACH - LSU

CHARLIE FRYE, OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR/QB COACH - CENTRAL MICHIGAN

KIRK CIARROCCA, OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR/QB COACH - MINNESOTA

ANDREW BREINER, PASSING GAME COORDINATOR/QB COACH - MISSISSIPPI STATE

SEAN GLEESON, OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR/QB COACH, OKLAHOMA STATE

I spent 5 minutes doing this.

[joeycovers 391]

19 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This is amazing that Orlando had no solution but to bring telegraphed shitty blitzes.

Amazing part is Herman recognizes it was a problem. And continued to allow him to do it. At some point shouldn’t he have stepped in and said no more DB blitzing from 15 yards beyond the LOS 

[Huckleberry 33,045]

3 minutes ago, MoJames said:

ND

Oregon

Penn State

I spent 5 minutes doing this.

And we spent 5 seconds reading it. We win.

Also, Penn State is obviously very emotional about their search what with the all caps.

[JFKFC 4,891]

11 minutes ago, Fud said:

Out of curiosity, who are Notre Dame, Oregon, and Penn State looking at for OC? 

[BornOrange 1,441]

Several of you have referred to Groundhog Day, but you are missing the true connection.

Groundhog Day is February 2nd.

In a couple of months, the Super Bowl will be played on Groundhog Day.

According to my sources, The University of Texas will hire the OC and DC from the team that wins the Super Bowl.

NSD2 is Wednesday, February 5th.

That will be $9.95

[Cap Hooked 68]

24 minutes ago, joeycovers said:

Amazing part is Herman recognizes it was a problem. And continued to allow him to do it. At some point shouldn’t he have stepped in and said no more DB blitzing from 15 yards beyond the LOS 

I mean it seems like he did. We did it much less after the first half of the season 

[Errestaurants 2,570]

23 minutes ago, joeycovers said:

Amazing part is Herman recognizes it was a problem. And continued to allow him to do it. At some point shouldn’t he have stepped in and said no more DB blitzing from 15 yards beyond the LOS 

Mensa's line in the sand for throwing down the hammer on Orlando's shit blitzes was at 16 yards beyond LOS. 

#sorrynotsorryfromtommyboy

[Minor Orangeblack 112]

Here are some code breaking facts 

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. 

There are 13 letters in the name Graham Harrell.

39-33

Exodus 39-33: and they brought the tabernacle to Moses, the tent, and all his furniture, his clasp, his boards, his bars, and his pillars, and his sockets  

Friday is also St Lucy’s Day, Graham will bring food and aid to the longhorns hiding in the catacombs 

 

[DanTheHorn 4,938]

1 hour ago, Fud said:

If Herman is to believed, you have to understand what he said, and this isn't what he said 

a) No offers made

b) Not rushing to get hires done before early signing day next Wednesday.

So if I take this as what he said and implied that means he sleeps in on Thursday and then goes into the office and decides who he hires. If things go well then offers are made on Thursday and at the earliest accepted Friday. So, please explain what I misunderstood.