Could Urban Meyer win at Texas?

[2inDaPink1inDaStink 106]

Would he be allowed to cheat like he needs to in order to win, and would he even be able to bring his dirty brand to Texas?

[David Dennison 18679]

No.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Fuck no 

[Jersey Man10 3509]

I'd rather have Jim Tressel.

[TexasMan 10786]

Yes

But no thanks 

[conVINCEd 21468]

It’s a possibility that he provided cover for a serial killer.  Pass.

[deft 6800]

Fuck OP. Just like his associate coaches would.

[Neonmoon 38127]

This thread could easily contend for dumbest fucking thread this year 

Edited October 13, 2019 by Neonmoon

[Bullneck 19026]

3 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

It’s a possibility that he provided cover for a serial killer.  Pass.

What?

Aaron Hernandez, I guess.

Edited October 13, 2019 by Bullneck

[Radical Larry 28529]

Goddamn, this place goes completely retarded after a loss.

[Texasrocks 2125]

Maybe if he brought Art Briles in as his offensive coordinator.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Maybe if he brought Art Briles in as his offensive coordinator.

Zach Smith for QBs coach

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

Greg Schiano for DC.

[texaslong 678]

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

3 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

Maybe if he brought Art Briles in as his offensive coordinator.

Zach Smith for QBs coach

Sandusky as defensive coordinator on a work program. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

What’s Switzer up to these days?

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

We don’t need Meyer. Sabans coming 

[Nueces River Rat 5530]

12 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Goddamn, this place goes completely retarded after a loss.

Yep.  We all  go menstrual on here.  

[TexArcher 37543]

26 minutes ago, 2inDaPink1inDaStink said:

Would he be allowed to cheat like he needs to in order to win, and would he even be able to bring his dirty brand to Texas?

Go celebrate your moral victory against Bama, you aggy troll friendless fucking loser.

[TKthunder2 4981]

I was walking by the Fox Big Noon show at the fair, and stopped to stand near Urban’s side of the desk.  When there a lull during a commercial I yelled “Hey Urban” and he looked over, then I yell “You Knew” and he quickly averted his gaze.  Fuck that piece of shit.

[SunUvAbitchMarcos 129]

I was walking by the Fox Big Noon show at the fair, and stopped to stand near Urban’s side of the desk.  When there a lull during a commercial I yelled “Hey Urban” and he looked over, then I yell “You Knew” and he quickly averted his gaze.  Fuck that piece of shit.

Yeah, that never happened.
Be a lot cooler if it did.


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[F250 28714]

55 minutes ago, 2inDaPink1inDaStink said:

Would he be allowed to cheat like he needs to in order to win, and would he even be able to bring his dirty brand to Texas?

[TKthunder2 4981]

2 minutes ago, SunUvAbitchMarcos said:

Yeah, that never happened.
Be a lot cooler if it did.


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It did, but you do you, I also saw a guy do something similar and get Mark Sanchez’s attention only to yell “You Suck” at him.

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Negged

[Beau Vine 54014]

38 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We don’t need Meyer. Sabans coming 

I heard him being paged at the airport this evening.  

[deft 6800]

Op is clearly a troll. Nuke from orbit.

[futureman 22419]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I heard him being paged at the airport this evening.  

my friend’s sister-in-law knows a realtor in town.  word on the street is saban’s wife looking at property in westlake.  

[Victor Lazlo 1770]

1 hour ago, 2inDaPink1inDaStink said:

Would he be allowed to cheat like he needs to in order to win, and would he even be able to bring his dirty brand to Texas?

[closetohumping 17408]

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

my friend’s sister-in-law knows a realtor in town.  word on the street is saban’s wife looking at property in westlake.  

Wonder if he prefers a more urban environment than Westlake?  Get it? Westlake?  I think even he would have issues against ou.

[Cajun 11675]

It is not time to get rid of Tom Herman.

It is, however, time for Tom Herman to git rid of some folk.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

Fuck you OP!

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

36 minutes ago, futureman said:

my friend’s sister-in-law knows a realtor in town.  word on the street is saban’s wife looking at property in westlake.  

Too expensive.

[USNALonghorn 5024]

39 minutes ago, futureman said:

my friend’s sister-in-law knows a realtor in town.  word on the street is saban’s wife looking at property in westlake.  

I bet he’d remember the zip code, too.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Give me Mike Leach.


Go get him now.

[Girdwood 118]

6 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Give me Mike Leach.


Go get him now.
 

Fuck no 

[ztejas 43269]

Get negged into oblivion you piece of shit pandering morally vacuous fuck. 

[Fondren & Main 6674]

Urban could win anywhere.  He’s a morally bankrupt cocksucking piece of shit and I want him no place near this prestigious university.  Tom is the man for the job, but he needs to pull his head out of his ass because he failed the team today.  To be out coached by Grinch is unacceptable and I hope his arrogant ass burns with absolute vitriol for the rest of the schedule.  He earned it for failing the team today.  So, Tom, what the fuck are you gonna do about it!?

Edited October 13, 2019 by Fondren & Main

[ztejas 43269]

19 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Urban could win anywhere.  He’s a morally bankrupt cocksucking piece of shit and I want him no place near this prestigious university.  Tom is the man for the job, but he needs to pull his head out of his ass because he failed the team today.  To be out coached by Grinch is unacceptable and I hope his arrogant ass burns with absolute vitriol for the rest of the schedule.  He earned it for failing the team today.  So, Tom, what the fuck are you gonna do about it!?

I like it.

[Longboard Horn 40168]

Delete thread, ban user. 

Also, fuck Urban Meyer.

[irishtexan 11447]

I don't typically spread neg rep. But logged in on a laptop just so I could neg you for your terrible fucking thread. You don't deserve to be a UT fan. You should have gone to school at aggy. 

[2inDaPink1inDaStink 106]

3 hours ago, irishtexan said:

I don't typically spread neg rep. But logged in on a laptop just so I could neg you for your terrible fucking thread. You don't deserve to be a UT fan. You should have gone to school at aggy. 

So that’s a yes he could win?

I never said I wanted urban. Maybe, it was being implied that it takes a cheat to beat OU..

 

[South Austin 52167]

8 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Goddamn, this place goes completely retarded after a loss.

And even after a win, sometimes.  Overreaction Sunday is the best Sunday.

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

Would he be allowed to cheat like he needs to in order to win, and would he even be able to bring his dirty brand to Texas?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Meyer is really more of an OU type. Not sure he'd want to work here.