Cowboys @ Jets: Week 6

[Augustus 3061]

WTF is going on with this team?

[Drew 2701]

Defense is trash. So is offense.

Dude was wide open. I know we saw heath there but no way he was that open unless someone fucked up.

Defense as actually doing pretty wel. Outside of that one drive with all The penalties. But shit.

[Nicole44 22198]

Someone here has to have an inside way of contacting Jerruh to let him know what a sack of shit Garrett is

[futureman 22566]

let’s see if dak can compete with darnold here... lol

[Sgt Hulk 14115]

That’s how you answer baby a nice 3 yard out 

[RPM 26435]

[Junior Miller 1502]

Good night.

Fire Garrett immediately. Don't let the mother fucker reach the apron at the airport. 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Great 1 yard gain and Dak got lit up.

 

[futureman 22566]

Just now, Augustus said:

WTF is going on with this team?

dak

[LonghornJudas 1113]

Pretty sure those would be penalties on the Cowboys defense.

[Nope 3143]

I hope we lose every single game until Garrett gets canned. He’s fucking wasting this team’s talent/youth.

Edited October 13, 2019 by Nope

[Drew 2701]

This is linehan offense. The same fucking QB rollout we’ve seen for years on a new drive.

[Sgt Hulk 14115]

3rd and short. Time for a dropped ball 

[Trey3216 15382]

Dak taking a beating 

[C-Man 27417]

We are going to see Cooper Rush the way things are going

[Sgt Hulk 14115]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

3rd and short. Time for a dropped ball 

I also do lotto numbers 

[Jive Turkey 12811]

sweet 3 and out.

[Junior Miller 1502]

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

WTF is going on with this team?

Let's see... Is the talent level high? 

If so, it's bad coaching. 

[Trey3216 15382]

Catch.  The fucking.  Ball 

[Drew 2701]

Now no one can catch.

[Horn80 6241]

Ginger ball has returned for 4th week.

[dcar00 14633]

ha ha.  please please get rolled by the jets.  please please

[michaelpshayes 417]

Just now, Drew said:

This is the linehan  Ginger Genius offense. The same fucking QB rollout we’ve seen for years on a new drive.

👍

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Nice 3 and Out to respond.

[housious 468]

This is one shitty sports weekend

[Braff Zacklin 13672]

So this:

is a better coach than this?

Who woulda thunk it?

[Jive Turkey 12811]

even if he caught it, he would have been short.  on 3rd and 2.  nice route.

[Surly Bevo 25542]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Someone here has to have an inside way of contacting Jerruh to let him know what a sack of shit Garrett  he is

Accuracy...

[Sgt Hulk 14115]

Imagine you’re a mediocre QB of an 0-4 team and you haven’t played in 5 weeks due to mono.  Now imagine you’re on live tv shitting all over Dallas lol

[Vic Mackey 47439]

5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I can’t wait for Philly to rape us next week

Philly is as bad as Dallas. Would not count on that.

[Patrick Bateman 3945]

Embarrassing.  Garrett should be fired if we lose.  It won't have a huge impact but there needs to be accountability somewhere and he's a mediocre coach at best.  Wish we could fire the Joneses.

 

[Deej 77313]

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

The Bob Weltlich of football

[dcar00 14633]

4 minutes ago, Augustus said:

WTF is going on with this team?

Jason Garrett.

[Junior Miller 1502]

I fucking knew there was no way Garrett would let Moore run the offense. At the first sign of anything remotely resembling resistance it was guaranteed he'd take over and revert to predicta-ball.

 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1415]

Remember when Zeke used to jump over tacklers and burst out of screen passes - that was about thirty pounds ago.

[futureman 22566]

ok so when we win it’s all dak and when we lose it’s all garrett?  the game runs through the quarterback and dak can’t get it done. period.  I know y’all hate me but it’s time you swallow your bullshit pride and admit that I’m right and I’ve always been right.  dak fucking sucks. 

[dcar00 14633]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Embarrassing.  Garrett should be fired if we lose.  It won't have a huge impact but there needs to be accountability somewhere and he's a mediocre coach at best.  Wish we could fire the Joneses.

 

yep. its too bad dumbasses made enough money to buy the cowboys and act like they did when they were 10 years old collecting football cards to build a team.

[Surly Bevo 25542]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Remember when Zeke used to jump over tacklers and burst out of screen passes - that was about thirty pounds ago.

Signing Zeke to that contract was one of those moments where Jerry should have done the exact opposite of every instinct he had.  In other words, what the Patriots would have done

[Vic Mackey 47439]

This is beyond our offense playing better teams. This is a complete 180 playcalling wise and what we want to do. 

[Sgt Hulk 14115]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Philly is as bad as Dallas. Would not count on that.

No they aren’t lol. Are you watching this game 0-4 jets are shitting on us. Philly will wax us 

[Chief21 49]

This defense is ass

[dcar00 14633]

21-3 at half.  glorious.

[Nicole44 22198]

Where is the Jerruh camera???? I want to see that smug asshole

[Drew 2701]

ok so when we win it’s all dak and when we lose it’s all garrett?  the game runs through the quarterback and dak can’t get it done. period.  I know y’all hate me but it’s time you swallow your bullshit pride and admit that I’m right and I’ve always been right.  dak fucking sucks. 

Dude stop. Anyone with a brain watching this game knows it’s not Dak. Take your trolling somewhere else.

Like where you went from weeks 1-3 when they were winning. This shit is all coaching, offensive and defensive, and today it’s fucking injuries. Stop this shit.

The trolling is cute most days, but now you’re getting into ignore territory.

[Surly Bevo 25542]

LOL, at this point go Jets...fucking burn this thing to the fucking ground

[Firemans4Horn 18348]

When you get out coached by Adam Gase you should be fired on the spot. 

[Patrick Bateman 3945]

A lot of dudes costing themselves money.  Byron Jones is at the top of the list.  Dak being another.  

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Defense getting shredded by the mother fucking Jets.

[Nicole44 22198]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Signing Zeke to that contract was one of those moments where Jerry should have done the exact opposite of every instinct he had.  In other words, what the Patriots would have done

The George Costanza. If every instinct you have is wrong do the opposite

[Firemans4Horn 18348]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

ok so when we win it’s all dak and when we lose it’s all garrett?  the game runs through the quarterback and dak can’t get it done. period.  I know y’all hate me but it’s time you swallow your bullshit pride and admit that I’m right and I’ve always been right.  dak fucking sucks. 

The o-line is hilariously overrated.