Cowboys @ Jets: Week 6

[RPM 26326]

Jets look like they're playing The School for the Deaf.

[Junior Miller 1502]

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Remember when Zeke used to jump over tacklers and burst out of screen passes - that was about thirty pounds ago.

So what you're saying is the guy who has shown nothing but immaturity his entire life would become lazy as fuck when he gets his big payday? There's no way anyone could have seen that coming. No way. 

I mean, it's not like there's been a similarly immature Cowboys player in the recent past that got a big pay day then got lazy and became garbage. How could they see this coming?

[Horn80 6131]

This is fucking BS.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

21-3 Jets

[dcar00 14306]

Dak knows they can't score 21 points in the second half and it is over.  this is awesome.  jeff heath again.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

The route is on

[Drew 2498]

Maybe this will be like Packers 2011 and Garrett will go the way of wade.

 

We saw last year it’s not too late yet to make a big move to salvage the season.

 

[Deej 76842]

Just now, RPM said:

Jets look like they're playing The School for the Deaf.

You never played School for the Deaf, obviously. 

[Chief21 49]

Somebody gotta get fired right?

[dcar00 14306]

Just now, Horn80 said:

This is fucking BS.

its unbelievably glorious BS

[Vic Mackey 47089]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

No they aren’t lol. Are you watching this game 0-4 jets are shitting on us. Philly will wax us 

Yes they are. The same shit was said last year when we were supposed to get beat down and we went in there and won. Don't count on Wentz being Wentz and sucking shit.

[Sgt Hulk 13806]

They e all given up. This is why the nfl is a shit product. These overpaid pussies give no fucks. They get paid win or lose so they won’t risk injury to actually try. 

[RPM 26326]

So who do we know that can give Dak Mono?

Edited October 13, 2019 by RPM

[Junior Miller 1502]

I believe this team has finally quit on Garrett. Took a fucking decade but they finally see it. 

[Wishbone 4762]

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

dak

Jerruh

[Augustus 3061]

Okay I'm done today.  If they're not gonna bother showing up neither am I.

[Jive Turkey 12623]

take. a. fucking. knee.  i hate Garrett.

[Sgt Hulk 13806]

Shen you’re down by 3 scores let’s throw a  few 7 yard routes 

[Patrick Bateman 3918]

Another guy who should be costing himself money is whoever works free agency.  I'm assuming Stephen but I know McClay, while his primary responsibility is the draft, does player evaluations for free agents.  The team failing to address safety is an enormous failure.

[futureman 22496]

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Dude stop. Anyone with a brain watching this game knows it’s not Dak. Take your trolling somewhere else.

Like where you went from weeks 1-3 when they were winning. This shit is all coaching, offensive and defensive, and today it’s fucking injuries. Stop this shit.

The trolling is cute most days, but now you’re getting into ignore territory.

fuck you you dak apologist.  darnold is wiping the floor with him with a shit roster around him.  you have stockholm syndrome. 

[Assman 1830]

It all starts up front.  Just like yesterday's abortion of a game, our o-line is getting owned, especially in run blocking.  We're getting no push.

[Drew 2498]

Dak won’t quit.

And he’ll probably get killed by the blitz and by us when he throws a pick trying to make a play.

[dcar00 14306]

jason witten is now thinking..I came back for this?

[Junior Miller 1502]

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

Jets look like they're playing The School for the Deaf.

The School for the Deaf would at least handle the noise better. 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

That throw was so Dak

[Sgt Hulk 13806]

Let’s get Barely Brett mahar in field goal range 

[Drew 2498]

fuck you you dak apologist.  darnold is wiping the floor with him with a shit roster around him.  you have stockholm syndrome. 

It’s not being an apologists when it’s the fucking truth. Only idiots and trolls like you are watching this team right now and saying it’s all Daks fault.

[Assman 1830]

Also, it doesn't matter how bad we lose.  Jerruh will never fire Garrett mid-season.

[Patrick Bateman 3918]

That was terrible.  Dak had two guys wide open..... Wide open.  Gotta hit those.

[Sgt Hulk 13806]

Time for a missed FG

[Junior Miller 1502]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Another guy who should be costing himself money is whoever works free agency.  I'm assuming Stephen but I know McClay, while his primary responsibility is the draft, does player evaluations for free agents.  The team failing to address safety is an enormous failure.

Not just safety but one tech tackle. That's right up the middle of the defense and this organization believes it's ok to throw scrubs there. That's about the most retarded thing ever. 

[LonghornJudas 1100]

92 lined up in the neutral zone, but what do I know.

Maybe they should have a ref who looks right down the line to spot those things. Oh wait...

[dcar00 14306]

Dak can't make a throw worth a shit.  these guys just got embarrassed at home and they do this.  too funny.  cashin' checks baby

[Sgt Hulk 13806]

Holy fuck 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

He makes that.

[Surly Bevo 25075]

Of course he hits THAT

[Trey3216 15349]

Wow.  62 yarder for barely Brett. 

[Jive Turkey 12623]

that was impressive.  won't matter.  but impressive.

[Drew 2498]

Fuck you Maher. Make that and miss a 40 yarder.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Maher Cowboys MVP so far

[Horn80 6131]

Great FG!

[dcar00 14306]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Time for a missed FG

of course he makes that one.  no pressure.  no one expects you to make it. he's a classic choker

[C-Man 27235]

8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The o-line is hilariously overrated. 

In all fairness both starting tackles — one a potential HOF’er — are not playing today. Carry on.

Edited October 13, 2019 by C-Man

[Horn80 6131]

The comeback is on.

[RPM 26326]

Can we get the Jets to put Namath in for the 2nd Half?

[Junior Miller 1502]

Maher player of the game. 

That screams down 21-6 at half to a winless team. 

[Nicole44 22067]

I know I’ve mentioned before I miss my dad who passed away 14 years ago October 5th...especially during football season. But he was a die hard UT/Cowboys fan and I would certainly be cutting him a wide berth today. My dad burnt all his UT shit on our driveway one year. 

[The People’s Elbow 707]

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Cancel the whole thing if we lose today....

Classic Vic Mackey special. 

[Chief21 49]

6 points against a 0-4 team. Awesome

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

Football is not fun