Ok Tom, We'll Talk about Kansas Game, Oct 19th 6pm cst LHN

[RamjetFDO 10,655]

Longhorn networks sucks dick too, shitty announcers and 3 commercials repeated for 3 hours

What? You don't want to watch Colt and Ship walk down an aisle of boots several times tonight?

[DixonHur 11,960]

Just now, Dbeasy said:

First moment where we should all seriously wonder whether we have the right head coach.

Not according to irishtexan...he thinks Tom's doing a fantastic job

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,904]

1 minute ago, Xian said:

Sam is broken 

Having a piss poor qb coach doesn't help 

[Bullneck 19,528]

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

We are making fucking Kansas look like Ou. This team had something happen to it and all mojo is gone. 

That's what I can't figure out.  Even after LSU we looked OK but completely lost and afraid against OU.

[hookem48 4,857]

glad Roach will be back 2nd half

[Zavala 1,384]

4 minutes ago, Grippe said:

Well then allow me to politely respond - I see athletes on the field but I sure as shit don't see any fucking coaching.  Care to provide a witty repartee?

What are you looking for? What are you criticizing? You just say you don't see coaching, I don't get it. Sure the playcalling isn't great but the players are getting whipped.

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

3 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

4 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Longhorn networks sucks dick too, shitty announcers and 3 commercials repeated for 3 hours

What? You don't want to watch Colt and Ship walk down an aisle of boots several times tonight?

it's worth the drive!

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

2 minutes ago, Longhorn5005 said:

Boo urns

[Nueces River Rat 5,796]

Third and Orlando

[Firemans4Horn 18,533]

3 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Lulz. Offense with the 3 and out right on cue. It's the whole team, they aren't playing hard.

 

This defense is full potato. 

[Valmy77 13,626]

Come on D, get a stop

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

This Texas team absolutely sucks and it’s fucking embarrassing.

[Sgt Hulk 14,452]

so 24-14 at half time then we have the 3rd qtr of shit doom when this trash ass team plays call of duty during half time instead of making adjustments.  even if we win by a fg  we've lost 

[closetohumping 17,818]

1 minute ago, Quagmire said:

Longhorn networks sucks dick too, shitty announcers and 3 commercials repeated for 3 hours

Tired of those two songs

[RollLeft 5,090]

Oline shit show week two.

[Handcruser 2,815]

This is a very poorly coached team. Both offense and defense.

And for the record, the play calling sucks. It’s awful.

Our defense is also Fucking lost half the time.


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[NowThis 931]

38 with good PBU . We are PBU U .   Now Sam will score.

[OU Sucks 9,397]

Good defense by Kobe Boyce...something I'd never thought I'd hear.

[Mojo Hand 4,580]

Fucking hate the yellow scoring alert that looks like a flag. 

[Dbeasy 15,596]

Good job Boyce

[Chief21 49]

Ok. Get the punter ready

[Valmy77 13,626]

Ok a punt. Finally.

Hopefully we remember how to block.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,904]

Lol. Only team in negative punt return yardage 

[GreenspointTexas 9,974]

Lizzo fucking sucks

 

shes only popular because shes fat

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

Boyce with a nice play? This is definitely not our reality.

[naija 3,064]

We hold all sorts of absurd marks. How do you have negative punt yardage?

[Sgt Hulk 14,452]

im still laughing at Texas the darkhorse to make the playoffs  bitch we may not ,make a bowl ol 

[Mileslong 4,811]

I don’t want to see that fucking yellow score alert banner after Texas makes a good play

[futureman 22,704]

4 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Herman is making the same mistakes Strong made by not admitting he has bad coaches and making changes.  

 

preach

[TheMailBox357 213]

10 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Herman going for it with stupid play calls on fourth just shows he’s not respecting Kansas and thought he could just walk in and win. If he doesn’t wake up soon this could bite us badly.

I thought the same thing. I doubt he'd do this against an opponent he respects.

[MillerEP 30,907]

Throwback uniforms from 1969, but throwback playing from 2016

 

[hookem48 4,857]

Just now, RollLeft said:

Oline shit show week two.

longer than that, running backs hardly ever have a hole where it's supposed to be

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,803]

Can we please just run the fucking ball some?

[D_Goose 498]

3 minutes ago, Xian said:

Sam is broken 

Definitely playing hurt to some degree. Not nearly as many runs for him as last year. Having some troubles with accuracy.

[Valmy77 13,626]

Just now, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Lol. Only team in negative punt return yardage 

To be fair we don't get many opportunities.

[ztejas 44,227]

2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I would like to bbbbbbback it up to 2005...

The more I watch Texas football, and the more I think about that year, I wonder how we even assembled a team like that that just fucked everyone. It's like we stumblefucked into it. The amount of things we need to do to get back to that level is a goddamn laundry list. 

[Zavala 1,384]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

This defense is full potato. 

I don't think it's exactly easy when half of your starters are injured but that's no excuse. Mensa said they were going Vanilla since they didn't have any info on the new OC. I guess that also means they gonna allow themselves to get whipped and lose sight of the Pooka man.

[theaveragejon 1,104]

Injuries suck and man we’ve been fucked. But this shit but our offense and defense. Catch a fuckin ball that hits your hands. Fire Epps into the sun. He’s soft as shit. OL needs to get their shit together. 

[Sgt Hulk 14,452]

hey on the bright side at least sam hasnt overthrown a 60 yard bomb yet

[Bruh Man 3,160]

7 minutes ago, YChang said:

Oh boy. WE wish Tom Herman was a second place coach based on what we’ve seen so far. 

Baylor's getting 2nd place this year. We're not even getting a rematch with OU. 

[El Gran Horn 0]

poor coaching

 

[hookem48 4,857]

1 minute ago, TheMailBox357 said:

I thought the same thing. I doubt he'd do this against an opponent he respects.

is this your first Herman game?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,435]

I’ve switched to the hard liquor. If we’re getting fucked I want to be numb for it.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,599]

Listening to the longhorn network announcers try and dress up this turn is nauseating.... 

Kansas aint good and we suck, time to panic

[Zavala 1,384]

Just now, D_Goose said:

Definitely playing hurt to some degree. Not nearly as many runs for him as last year. Having some troubles with accuracy.

Also doesn't help when the ball is bouncing off recievers hands. But yeah when the pocket breaks down he shits the bed. Just get rid of the fucking ball ..

[AUS-97HORN 12,051]

wow.... thats a nice run.

[Horn Dog 10,158]

Was that so hard?

[hookem48 4,857]

see what happens when you block?

[RollLeft 5,090]

One of the two sides is the catalyst for momentum.  We are not and have not been good enough on defense for them to get us going.  That falls on Sam and the offense.  That said our offense does not EVER have a rhythm or the feel of an offense that score at will.  We slow down too much.  We assume we have time later to score.  Fuck all that shit.  Score as fast as you fucking can and then score again.  That will never be Beck, fuck him.  Tom needs to get back to what made his career, scoring points.  

[Valmy77 13,626]

Let's go!