San Antonio Spurs 2019-2020 season thread: Just here for the HEB commercials

[Horn of Gabriel 1883]

Yeah I flipped on FSSW and it was beautiful.  I think the DDR 3-pointer was the biggest cheer of the night.  Seeing Kawhi cry and toss his hands up in frustration was beautiful.  Fuck that guy so much.  That sting will never go away, if you want out just do it the right way and don't burn the fucking house down on the way out the door.  I hope he tears his ACL, MCL, PCL on the same play and then strokes out.

[BurdineBandit 823]

20 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

That guy--you know who he is. Fuck him.

Didn't watch the game.  Question for those who did: how was DJM's body language coming off the bench? Did he seem motivated?

Hope that scuttlebutt during the middle of the week was just gossip. Team's gonna need him even though I still argue he doesn't belong at the point.

He definitely played with his ass on fire. For better or worse. He had some bad jumpers he forced completely. I'm not sure I'm on the "DJM is the best player on this team" bandwagon anymore. When DW plays this strong over entire games, it reminds me how reliable and relentless he can be."

[Mitch Cumsteen 18930]

Lol lost by 34 to the Pistons. This fucking team....

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

Christian Wood was a UFA I wanted the Spurs to get who was bouncing around.  He still needs coaching but he's a per minute hero.  

 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18930]

Anybody want to take a shot at the over/under on points for Harden tonight? I say 45. I would go higher, but I don't see him having to play in the fourth quarter.

[Kermit 3162]

Over. Just take the fucking over. If you see Marco on the floor at any point in the game when Harden is out there, just lay back and enjoy it.

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

4 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Over. Just take the fucking over. If you see Marco on the floor at any point in the game when Harden is out there, just lay back and enjoy it.

LOL!  I saw this stat yesterday when thinking about how bad our perimeter defense is.  If now LMA, I say 40 for Harden as he definitely won't play the 4th very much.  48 if LMA plays.

 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18930]

Young guys getting a lot of run. About fucking time. 

[Kermit 3162]

This team is infinitely more fun when Rudy, Demar, and Lamarcus sit. Lonnie should have been playing all year. 

[Kermit 3162]

How the fuck do you miss three free throws in a row?

[hornfan785 569]

Pretty easily if you're Bryn Forbes, apparently.

[Kermit 3162]

Whatever has gotten into Poetl, I fucking love it. 

[Kermit 3162]

The Harden free throw brigade is quite a wonder to behold. 

[Braff Zacklin 13675]

Sarcasm like that is gon' git you T'd up, Kermie.

[Kermit 3162]

Second half starts, wheels fall off. Water is wet. Lyles comes in and the ball whips around, only to end up in the hand of the ultimate ball stopper Demar DeRozan and his equally atrocious ball stopper buddy, Rudy Gay. The fuck did we do as basketball fans to deserve watching this horrible, isolation bullshit? 

And then I type all this bullshit and Pop puts the young guys in the game. 

[Kermit 3162]

This is fucking awesome. The refs in this league are almost as bad as the Big 12 refs. Almost. 

That being said, Colonel Sanders is fucking Mrs. Butterworth at least five times a day. 

Edited December 4, 2019 by Kermit

[hornfan785 569]

Lonnie!

[Kermit 3162]

The Spurs probably have a less than 1% chance of winning this game, so I'll take this time to say Russell Westbrook is the best thing that could've happened to the Rockets this season. I'll take great happiness in watching that fuckhead completely screw that team all season with his shitty play and his 20% three point shooting. 

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LONNIE!!!!

[Kermit 3162]

I hope Pop wakes the fuck up and realizes that Lonnie needs to play 48 minutes a game. 

[hornfan785 569]

This is awesome

[Radical Larry 28815]

Lonnie. Motherfucking. Walker

 

The Fourth

[hornfan785 569]

Holy shit!

[Kermit 3162]

LONNIE WALKER IS FUCKING AMAZEBALLS!!!!!!

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Well, that was a pretty good 4th quarter. Harden with the offensive foul, too.

 

[Kermit 3162]

We all know that the Rockets should be up by two, but I'm going to enjoy this anyway. 

Bill Land just brought up a great point about the over and back. So, fuck my first sentence. 

Edited December 4, 2019 by Kermit

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Why? The uncalled basket is cancelled out by the missed over-and-back at the end of the half.

[Kermit 3162]

2 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

Why? The uncalled basket is cancelled out by the missed over-and-back at the end of the half.

Thus my edit. 

[hornfan785 569]

Let Lonnie loose.

[Braff Zacklin 13675]

Didn't see that coming.

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Pop is letting Walker loose!

[Radical Larry 28815]

Can we please never play Marco again?

[Kermit 3162]

I fucking love this kid so much. 

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Sucked that it was on Tucker, but I like Lonnie standing his ground.

[Kermit 3162]

Too much Demar, not enough Basketball Jesus. 

[hornfan785 569]

What was that?...

[Kermit 3162]

1 minute ago, hornfan785 said:

What was that?...

Demar. That was Demar. God forbid we give it to FUCKING LONNIE WALKER!

[Kermit 3162]

WHY THE FUCK IS LONNIE WALKER STANDING IN THE GODDAMN CORNER DOING NOTHING? Nobody puts Lonnie in a corner. 

[Radical Larry 28815]

We’ve been asking the same thing, Channing.

[hornfan785 569]

Getting blue balls over here every time DeRozan shoots the ball instead of Lonnie.

 

 

[Eastwood 4394]

Getting dominated in rebounds. Just dominated.

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Forbes on fire. Patty, not so much.

[Kermit 3162]

1 minute ago, hornfan785 said:

Getting blue balls over here every time DeRozan shoots the ball instead of Lonnie.

 

 

He's awful. There has got to be a team in this league that will trade for him. 

[Kermit 3162]

Brynn, you girl name having dumbass. 

[hornfan785 569]

Run something for Lonnie. He's just standing there in the corner.

[hornfan785 569]

Make these, Demar.

[Kermit 3162]

1 minute ago, hornfan785 said:

Run something for Lonnie. He's just standing there in the corner.

At least he's on the floor?

/moral victory

[Braff Zacklin 13675]

I know Harden's a great offensive player, but too much of his game is predicated on poor/gullible officiating, and I despise it.

Still, one can take solace in knowing he won't get 24 trips to the line in the postseason.

[hornfan785 569]

One more possession of good defense, please.

[Radical Larry 28815]

Do. Not. Fucking. Foul. Harden.

[Kermit 3162]

Just now, hornfan785 said:

Make these, Demar.

Fuck you Kermit, I do it myself.