Galindo and Brooks are absolute trash

[shadow_operative 15932]

tv announcers are supposed to talk less. the action is right in front of the viewer. your job as pxp/color commentator is to accentuate the action, not completely override it with inane talking points better suited for an hour long studio show. 

[HRSchenker 2271]

Hey at least Lowell isn't as bad as whoever the fuck was on the Texas/KU game last year. I swear to god they spent 3 quarters talking nonstop about Casey Thompson's thumb.

[Loop 1604 227]

Lowell/Acho are terrible but fuck that Tim Brando/Spencer Tillman combo.

[pyrohornIII 4815]

12 hours ago, Llewelyn Moss said:

They make it way harder than it needs to be. Like they don’t even tell us the distance on punts or other info on personnel, stats, etc.

 

Last night saw a rough start for Acho. It initially sounded like a parody…he literally said “Louisiana Monroe runs a zone read offense, so we’re gonna see a lot of zones and a lot of reads.” He settled in to typical banality which is at least not detracting from the game watching experience. 

Acho was doing his best Capt Obvious impersonation.  At least 3 times he explained how 3rd and short is better than 3rd and long because it opens up the WHOLE playbook.   Way too many cliches.

They finally got around to identifying players by name, but never by number.   LHN couldn't be bothered to put up a screenshot of the starters for either team.  You'd think first game of the season that might be kind of nice to see.   And yeah the incessant dumb nicknames, that's very aggy.  I keep hearing shark and think Edorian McCollough.  But I guess since he didn't stick, then they can recycle his nickname.  

Too many cutesy stories and not enough reporting.  I wonder if they even have spotters? 

The only sport I can stand with Galindo is baseball.  Usually the pace is slow enough to fit his inane banter.  

[sith_horn 2407]

39 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

Lowell/Acho are terrible but fuck that Tim Brando/Spencer Tillman combo.

 

Good evening sir. Would you like a bowl of diarrhea cream soup or perhaps you prefer the corn infused stool shish kebob?

[Alphie Solomons. 231]

where have you gone Bill Shoening?  Our nation turns their lonely Eyes to you.

[Longboard Horn 40375]

5 hours ago, Loop 1604 said:

Lowell/Acho are terrible but fuck that Tim Brando/Spencer Tillman combo.

I can't stand Tim Brando. Always mute the tv when he's calling our game. Also that "How DO you DO?!" is annoying.