monday presser bingo

[Hagbard Celine 11353]

winning is hard

[Coach pop a bitch 6046]

Todd wasn't able to read Brent Dearmon's book this past week 

[hornhorn 100]

 

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

No excuses, followed by lots of excuses.

[naija 3066]

Be prepared to have your intelligence insulted.

[D_Goose 506]

"Our strength dept works more than anyone on our necks and traps. I don't know why we keep getting injured."

[GTX Horn 1725]

“Proud of how our guys fought”

Something about “our development as a program” and being able to win even when we don’t play our best

“*loud gulping water sound*”

Did I miss any?

[hornhorn 100]

 

 

[ButtFumble 5322]

I predict he puts an ass whipping on some Dasani

[J.R. 150]

“We are not baaaa-aaack, actually. I am a cruel joke and you must wander in the desert for 3 more years.”

 

automatic win if you have that square. 

Edited October 20, 2019 by J.R.

[Tailgate 3092]

Look what happened to Wisconsin.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Surprise!  We suck dick.  

[Tailgate 3092]

Was the phone call during the presser Herman answered a few weeks ago with the caller ID “Fraud Alert” foretelling?

[Born Burnt 6292]

41 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

winning is REALLY, REALLY hard

fify

[Longboard Horn 41551]

Definitely gum chewing, beating around the bush on certain questions, "proud of how our guys fought" will be in the opening statement

[Not a Sock 2366]

“I don’t think people are giving Coach Miles the credit he deserves, this Kansas team can beat any team in the country when they get rolling” 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

"burn the tape"

[hookem17 485]

“Thankful for the kicker.”

[Duval Street 420]

"I just put fifty on Miles and you spoiled, arrogant, entitled fans still aren't happy."

[El Squared 1857]

10 minutes ago, hookem17 said:

“Thankful for the kicker.”

Which kicker- he needs to thank both the Kansas kicker for missing and ours for hitting them.

[RollLeft 5092]

RPO

[Tailgate 3092]

We went 1-0 this weekend. That’s our goal.

[The_highest_of_fives 681]

“Alright, Thanks...Beat TCU”

[GTX Horn 1725]

Oh I forgot to add a snarky comment about us all having PTSD as fans

[Blutarski 21]

We didn't let Oklahoma beat us twice

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

2 hours ago, El Squared said:

Which kicker- he needs to thank both the Kansas kicker for missing and ours for hitting them.

I've already loaned the Kansas kicker a used subaru.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22422]

It will go exactly like his post game interview. He’ll say “I’m not going to make any excuses” and then he’ll start listing excuses. Then he will end by saying it’s difficult to win any game in this league and the fans should be happy with any victory.

[TtomTerrific 200]

sacks aren't really important. 

bowed our back. 

[LTtxfan 50060]

Brian Davis really got under Herman's skin last night with criticism of no pass rush...

Time for other media members to step up and see if Mensa loses his cool.... C'mon Kurt Bowels, Fuckin Chip Brown, and Anwar Sucks Ass....

[Hagbard Celine 11353]

"Coach, opponents have completed 100 passes for 3000 yards this season when your defensive backs were facing away from the ball.  What's the plan to address this?"

[mdleast 8620]

Will he roll out either of these two chestnuts:

1. Noting how the definition of insanity is repeatedly doing the same thing and expecting a different result; or

2. In discussing their upcoming game at TCU referencing the Armageddon line of “scariest environment imaginable”?

[OU Sucks 9450]

"Credit to the Kansas offense"

[UTperks 28]

1 and 0

[Goodman 3283]

34 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Brian Davis really got under Herman's skin last night with criticism of no pass rush...

Time for other media members to step up and see if Mensa loses his cool.... C'mon Kurt Bowels, Fuckin Chip Brown, and Anwar Sucks Ass....

This staff has not seen our media of fans turn ugly, they came close last night. People were starting to lose their shit in that 4th quarter. Monday and yesterday showed Coach's thin skin, I'd be ok with it if he directed some of that anger at his staff.

I'll say it again, A's hire A's and B's hire C's. Coach fucked up by not making at least 2 changes last offseason, you never want to turn over the necessary 5 or 6 needed in one move.

[Vito Andolini 9466]

12 hours ago, GTX Horn said:

“Proud of how our guys fought”

Something about “our development as a program” and being able to win even when we don’t play our best

“*loud gulping water sound*”

Did I miss any?

An aggressive, “Questions!”

[Sgt Hulk 14548]

"We are facing some injuries and depth this seasons, we felt necessary for the defense to stop practicing after the LSU game. Unfortunately that means we havent been able to teach the DB's to turn around or wrap their arms" 

[Surly Bevo 25953]

 

[blackflag 72]

"That's a locker room full of guys that love each other."

[torre 1298]

"Good practice Sunday, players full of spirit,  we realize our goals are still ahead" 

"I told the team championship teams win when they don't play great.   We are making progress."

"I saw an improvement in tackling"   (actually said that postgame)

"To go for it on 4th down twice was correct according to the binder,  should have a better playcall by myself" 

"Not listening to outside noise"

[TreatyOak 17525]

[LTtxfan 50060]

 

 

. Bob Ballou @BobBallouSports

 

Tom Herman: "This week speaks for itself. Extremely excited to start preparing. That began a little last night but mostly in earnest this morning. We'll be burning the midnight oil tonight trying to find a way to score some points and hold them to something reasonable."

[Hagbard Celine 11353]

1 hour ago, torre said:

"I saw an improvement in tackling"   (actually said that postgame)

get the fuck out.  that's banner worthy.

"IMPROVED TACKLING REQUIRES ..... TACKLING"

[ForeverYoung10 9]

"Learning how to win"

[zork 629]

"Coach Patterson is one sweaty motherfucker."

[Parliament 14647]

delete

Edited October 20, 2019 by Parliament

[Pam Cummings 9891]

Long term goals

[tomahawk dunk 378]

this is a player led program

[Hagbard Celine 11353]

from geddy lee, in the bastrop forest:

"Saturday's game reminded me of a scene in 'Of Mice and Men', where Lenny is trying to bury Curly's wife in the hay but the body won't stay buried".

[PsychMike 1553]

22 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

winning is hard

According to Michelle, Tom named his cock, "Winning." Cogitate that the next time he says this.