10.21.19 Coach Herman press conference Noon

[bigup2dahorns 3351]

on LHN, Austin radio and here:

https://texassports.com/showcase/embed.aspx?Live=376

Preview?

One week ago, zero questions on Kansas . . . today?

meltdown after close win

injury updates and depth chart 

Horns defeat Kansas 50-48 and move to 5-2 overall. Next up:

[bigup2dahorns 3351]

[GTX Horn 1725]

At this point we should just go for a block instead of trying to set up a return. When was the last time we even blocked a punt?

[SA-KC_Horn 1298]

BIGUP you forgot a pic.....

[VirginiaLonghorn 4930]

7 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

A close match with the _efense. Someone, tell us again what they pay Mensa to do?

[bigup2dahorns 3351]

Current Vegas line shows Texas favored by 1 point over TCU with over/under at 61

[DixonHur 11976]

4 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Current Vegas line shows Texas favored by 1 point over TCU with over/under at 61

What's the over/under on snarky comments from Mensa?

[bigup2dahorns 3351]

[BigBenBamboozle 1957]

We’ll find out soon: can Tom Herman hold his staff to the same standard of accountability he demands from his players? 

[mdmost 44331]

You look at TCU over there and it's just all about the tradition that regardless of what season it is, Gary Patterson is probably sweating. 

[Captain Ron 13143]

On the KU game: “Everybody brings their A game against Texas.”

[dcar00 15094]

2 minutes ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

We’ll find out soon: can Tom Herman hold his staff to the same standard of accountability he demands from his players? 

I hope Orlando is eating cold powdered eggs and dry toast this week

[nycHorn 3124]

[ huge gulping water sounds ]

[bigup2dahorns 3351]

[Wally Pryor 5423]

Coach Brown used to always say the week after OU was the toughest wee

22 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

BIGUP you forgot a pic.....

Holy shit. 

[Dahobbs 18478]

Only acceptable press conference: Orlando and everyone else on defensive staff is gone and replaced with some random high school coaches until the end of the season. We also replaced the blind, masturbating monkey that was responsible for punt and kick returns with a parrot that just says "fair catch."  

[BigOrange1 6611]

really interested in the injury report this week -- particularly in the defensive backfield.

[TexArcher 39133]

I'd be interested if the defensive coaches were injured and had to be replaced by literally anyone.

[BabaYaga 15673]

First five minutes....

• Proud of our team
• Fought hard
• Lots to take away
• We have work to do
• We have to be better

Five minutes later....

• Fuck every one of you
• Quit asking me all these fucking questions
• I don't know either
• Jesus Christ, I tell them what to do.  What else do you want me to.
• Fuck my life....

 

[Errestaurants 2570]

"Kansas isn't the Kansas of old, they come to play under Les"

"Charlie Strong is a hell of a coach and even he lost to Kansas"

"I don't need positive yardage on punt returns I'm considered one of the best offensive minds in college football"

[Mother mopar 3392]

Got my bingo card ready

[horngasm2020 116]

tom what do you admire about fatterson?

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

15 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

First five minutes....

• Proud of our team
• Fought hard
• Lots to take away
• We have work to do
• We have to be better

Five minutes later....

• Fuck every one of you
• Quit asking me all these fucking questions
• I don't know either
• Jesus Christ, I tell them what to do.  What else do you want me to.
• Fuck my life....

 

Be surprised if it lasts 10 minutes.  

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, horngasm2020 said:

tom what do you admire about fatterson?

This and "How much did the team enjoy the throwback uniforms?"

[Captain Ron 13143]

1 hour ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

BIGUP you forgot a pic.....

They ONLY gained 2 yards on that play, those guys ALMOST stopped them.

[GTX Horn 1725]

"Good practice on Sunday. We're ready to go 1-0 against TCU. QUESTIONS!"

[Fuck Tim Beck 3905]

35 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

 We also replaced the blind, masturbating monkey that was responsible for punt and kick returns 

About time mensa fired Casey Horny 

[Skipper 6417]

Yeah, this isn't going to go well LOL.  Nobody wants to hear your "winning is hard" bullshit today Tom.  And answering every question about the defense with a reference to the injuries isn't going to work either.   He needs to just hammer that we didn't play well enough on defense to win another game this year (regardless of circumstances) and a lot of work to do, etc. but he'll almost certainly just be all defensive and passive agressive, as usual.

[jinx 2636]

I hope he goes more into our shoulder and neck workouts that he mentioned Saturday night, since that is obviously the culprit in 50% of our defense hurt/injured from neck and shoulder issues.

It has nothing to do with tackling form.  Has to be lack of shoulder shrugs.

[BabaYaga 15673]

3 minutes ago, jinx said:

Has to be lack of shoulder shrugs.

Lets fucking do this

[NeverMarryAStripper 22430]

 

Our punt return stats would probably be a lot worse, but our defense hardly ever forces anyone to punt.

[GotThatFire 166]

They came out looking pretty good. 14-0

Then, what happened?

[stork642 4511]

1 hour ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

BIGUP you forgot a pic.....

Clearly, Orlando is bringing the blitz on this play.  Chess. 

[RollLeft 5092]

I want some butts!

 

I want answers!

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13457]

3 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Clearly, Orlando is bringing the blitz on this play.  Chess. 

Well, it’s a step up from the 3-man front for last week’s goal line stand... progress?

[LTtxfan 50063]

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

You look at TCU over there and it's just all about the tradition that regardless of what season it is, Gary Patterson is probably sweating. 

 

[Nivek 17480]

Coach, why can the offense tackle better than the defense?

[bigup2dahorns 3351]

[Surly Bevo 25953]

“Solid defense here Tom you had 8 guys covering 4. Way to win the numbers game”

[The_highest_of_fives 681]

2 hours ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

BIGUP you forgot a pic.....

My God

[The_highest_of_fives 681]

39 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Lets fucking do this

LOL.  Looks like a bigger dude is behind him holding him back

[Skipper 6417]

10 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

That's actually the tone he should take.   We'll see if he can keep it up the entire press conference.  Maybe CDC doing work.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13457]

7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

“Solid defense here Tom you had 8 guys covering 4. Way to win the numbers game”

At least the ref was blanketed. Have to take them out of the game.

[Hagbard Celine 11353]

10 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

“Solid defense here Tom you had 8 guys covering 4. Way to win the numbers game”

Coach, on Kansas' 2-pt conversion you only put 2 guys on the ref.  Can you improve your zone scheme this week?

[mdmost 44331]

Probably not wise of LHN to show the replay before this press conference. What a shitfest. 

[Horn Dog 10203]

2 hours ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

BIGUP you forgot a pic.....

You guys laugh, but what if they decide to pass??

[bigup2dahorns 3351]

Game replay ending now on LHN and he still makes the kick. Whew.

[SDG 3336]

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Probably not wise of LHN to show the replay before this press conference. What a shitfest. 

At this point they are just trolling us.  

[mdmost 44331]

Walked it off...against Kansas. That's terrible, Lowell. 

[Dahobbs 18478]

4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

You guys laugh, but what if they decide to pass??

They'd complete it for 10 yards as a DB stared at the sideline?