Urban Meyer or bust

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

 

No ducking reason not to at this point.

 

[Sgt Hulk 13,785]

fuck it, im in  lets go 

[David Dennison 18,922]

Tom Herman will be coaching Texas next year.

Get used to it.

[WBT 20,613]

he's a piece of shit, how's that for a reason?

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

he's a piece of shit, how's that for a reason?

Don’t care he wins.

[perfectchaos007 6,672]

PJ Fleck is a good option, and he has now proven to be successful at the P5 level

[Slade 263]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

he's a piece of shit, how's that for a reason?

At least he has a grasp on how to coach and hire coordinators and position coaches that don't suck. 

 

Edited October 26, 2019 by Slade

[Colonel Mustard 325]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

he's a piece of shit, how's that for a reason?

most coaches worth a damn are.. Its like a weird trait they have

[TexasGolf 4,965]

Herman’s not going anywhere. Coordinators will go first 

[taybo20 2,877]

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

PJ Fleck is a good option, and he has now proven to be successful at the P5 level

He destroyed Maryland so yeah I’m with it

[Patrick Bateman 3,917]

[clapclapclap 9,000]

6 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

PJ Fleck is a good option, and he has now proven to be successful at the P5 level

I'm not sure he'll ever leave the tundra, may be scared of Zika virus.

Edited October 26, 2019 by clapclapclap

[Chad 1,728]

3 National Championships.

12-3 in Bowl games

2-1 in the playoffs

7 conference championships.

Ten top 10 finishes.

Texas will hire some bum out of a g5 conference because clearly that's worked so well with these last two home run hires. Urban isn't a man of morals, but he wins. Would you rather win or continue to be the laughing stock of college football?

[UTkicker 58]

Grab Leach, and force him to hire a top quality proven d coordinator. Done.

[A’Dam Psycho 1,470]

All of y’all wanting Urban are shitty human beings. Dude had 47 arrests at Florida. Y’all disgust me

[Radical Larry 28,640]

Absolutely retarded. Stop.

[BigOrange1 6,442]

fuck this bullshit.  i'm as pissed as anyone but lets not become baylor.

[A’Dam Psycho 1,470]

I’ll 100% stick with Herman before selling our soul for a abuse enabler

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,415]

Fuck it, I'm in. 

[TexArcher 37,975]

Time to officially change the name of this place to surlyags.com.

[USMCHorn 1,369]

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

he's a piece of shit, how's that for a reason?

I'm officially off my fucking "Texas has high standards" high horse, because clearly between Tom and Charlie Strong we don't. 

[veritas aequitas 443]

No one has been raped in Mt Vernon this year so the Art Briles reformation is a done deal so hire him.

[SA-KC_Horn 1,295]

[DaysOff 7,951]

All of y’all wanting Urban are shitty human beings. Dude had 47 arrests at Florida. Y’all disgust me

Absolutely retarded. Stop.

That's fine and all. Then the board needs to stop melting down and accept we're not going to be a blue blood program much longer.

Want to be a public Ivey, great. If you want to win at the highest level and enjoy the fall don't ask how the sausage is made.

[Nueces River Rat 5,539]

10 minutes ago, WBT said:

he's a piece of shit, how's that for a reason?

What we have right now is toilet clogging shit 

[Bigbend1812 12,927]

Fuck Urban Meyer.

[Hanrahan 1,306]

I’ll 100% stick with Herman before selling our soul for a abuse enabler

You’re a fucking saint. Pat yourself on the back.

[Vic Mackey 47,081]

12 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

PJ Fleck is a good option, and he has now proven to be successful at the P5 level

As long as we can row that boat!

[Hanrahan 1,306]

No one has been raped in Mt Vernon this year so the Art Briles reformation is a done deal so hire him.

Bold of you to assume there have been no rapes.

[USMCHorn 1,369]

2 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

That's fine and all. Then the board needs to stop melting down and accept we're not going to be a blue blood program much longer.

Want to be a public Ivey, great. If you want to win at the highest level and enjoy the fall don't ask how the sausage is made.

Exactly. Some of these motherfuckers are just satisfied with being better than Aggy, not necessarily being as good as Bama or tOSU.

Edited October 26, 2019 by USMCHorn

[Atticus 3,976]

You know Urban would probably take the job just to stick it to Herman too.

 

I'm just kidding, Urban is unfortunately too dirty to be the head man here. Maybe we could hire him as a QC coach.

[A’Dam Psycho 1,470]

2 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

That's fine and all. Then the board needs to stop melting down and accept we're not going to be a blue blood program much longer.

Want to be a public Ivey, great. If you want to win at the highest level and enjoy the fall don't ask how the sausage is made.

Or you can hire a coach that’s not a piece of shit

[DaggerHorns 3,085]

2 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Fuck Urban Meyer.

This x1,000,000

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

Face it, even though we're Texas, with Herman under contract through 2023, we can't afford his buy out and a blue-chip coach's salary demands. In such circumstances you need to find a bargain, a guy who can coach but can't command the same kind of dinero as others of his caliber. A distressed property, if you will.

And it just so happens there is one such potential savior coaching mid-level HS ball in NE Texas right now, a proven winner at every level just looking for one more crack at redemption and even a national championship.

 

[1978horn 893]

Fuck Urban...we hire him I’m out

[A’Dam Psycho 1,470]

3 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

Exactly. Some of these motherfuckers are just satisfied with being better than Aggy, not necessarily being as good as Bama or tOSU.

Literally nobody is satisfied with just being better than aggy. This is a conjured up strawman argument to justify you’re lack of moral judgment 

[SDG 3,319]

These threads always make me feel better about taking a splintery 2x4 up the ass.   

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Could just about hire anyone and get these same results or better. Dont even think you can get worse

[Neonmoon 38,129]

I’d rather lose ever game than have that piece of shit at Texas 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,415]

It is actually possible to have a great football program and great academics. We just can't have that. It's one or the other with us. Ryan Day seems to be doing well, and he's not an asshole. I'm sure Georgia cheats, but they have great academics, too. Florida is a good school that cares about football. And here we are wandering the proverbial desert. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1,470]

14 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

You’re a fucking saint. Pat yourself on the back.

Fuck off

[Oakbrook 67]

No to Urban.  No way.

[USMCHorn 1,369]

5 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Literally nobody is satisfied with just being better than aggy. This is a conjured up strawman argument to justify you’re lack of moral judgment 

It's no strawman, we're slightly better than Aggy - maybe - and that to you is better than hiring a coach that's won championships at every major job he's had. 

[Patrick Bateman 3,917]

14 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Face it, even though we're Texas, with Herman under contract through 2023, we can't afford his buy out and a blue-chip coach's salary demands. In such circumstances you need to find a bargain, a guy who can coach but can't command the same kind of dinero as others of his caliber. A distressed property, if you will.

And it just so happens there is one such potential savior coaching mid-level HS ball in NE Texas right now, a proven winner at every level just looking for one more crack at redemption and even a national championship.

 

Are you advocating for this move?

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Are you advocating for this move?

Just a modest proposal in the spirit of this idiotic thread.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,415]

I wonder if Ryan Day is willing to make a lateral move and bring Fields with him? 

[Zavala 1,384]

Lulz Urban legend ain't coming to a chickenshit big12 team

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,415]

Just now, Zavala said:

Lulz Urban legend ain't coming to a chickenshit big12 team

He couldn't handle the BMD's, anyway. Even if he weren't a shit eating dildo bag, he couldn't do it. 

[LTtxfan 49,245]

39 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

PJ Fleck is a good option, and he has now proven to be successful at the P5 level

[Tom Chairman 264]

He couldn't handle the BMD's, anyway. Even if he weren't a shit eating dildo bag, he couldn't do it. 

The BMD would blow their load to get Urbs.