Urban Meyer or bust

[Loco 3754]

8 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I honestly can't remember what he looks like - well I mean I remember, but it's only the blockhead version THUjune christened us with...

That wasn't holy water!

8 hours ago, mdmost said:

This isn't the 1950s or 1980s. The only two recent head coaches to not win an MNC in his first 4 seasons at their respective programs was Dabo and Mack. In his first 3, add Jimbo Fisher and Saban just at LSU to that list.  Saban at Bama, Urban at Florida and Ohio State, Jim Tressel, Larry Coker, Bob Stoops, Lester F'ing Miles, and Pete Carroll all did it in 3 or under. 

Larry Coker ....  One of these things is not like the others

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

An Urban Meyer/Tom Herman (if he can get his shit together) rivalry would be great. However, I think it would end like the Meyer/Harbaugh “rivalry”.

[Thiefery 5017]

Why would Urban go to ou for? Doesn't he know meth is bad for people who have heart issues?

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

5 hours ago, smakashart said:

how would you react if this happens

 

It's be perfect actually.  Urban would quit again in two years take a year off then Texas can hire him when Herman's contract finally runs out . 

[Pimphand 5857]

10 hours ago, hookem48 said:

Of all the reasons to fire the guy that would be the dumbest, Darrell Royal lost 4 or more in 4 of his first 5, Jimmy Johnson lost 4 or more his first 6 years. I'm sure the list is pretty long for this.

Royal lost 4 games in each of 1965-67 that was the low point in his time at Texas. He responded by rolling out Bellard's wishbone and Texas would go on to win 30 games in a row after opening the 1968 season 0-1-1.  I guarantee you Herman will never do anything close to resembling that ever.

[Landomatic 3813]

Some of ya'll need to stop living in the past, man.  You sound like Nebraska reminiscing about the Tom Osborne good old days.  And UT isn't far off from becoming almost as irrelevant as Nebraska.

Shit has changed in college football in the last 20 plus years.  The formula for a blue blood program like UT to recover from a run of down years has been spelled out clearly.

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

8 hours ago, smakashart said:

how would you react if this happens

 

This would seriously happen here, We wait and let herman stay knowing we will get the same result and ou hires Urban and we end up going after some young g5 coach 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

9 hours ago, smakashart said:

how would you react if this happens

 

I would just shrug, because my alma mater has a second-tier football program with unrealistic expectations. The only thing we do at an elite level is maximize revenue streams, and until failing to win makes that impossible, everything with the University of Texas' football program is A-OK. 

[4th&Five 41586]

11 hours ago, TexasBuckeye said:

Absolutely. And he will groom his replacement; i.e.: Ryan Day, or Luke Fickell whose only loss this season is to tOSU.

We’ll skip the Urban part and just hire Fickell in 2 years. Rinse and repeat. 

[dcar00 14347]

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Royal lost 4 games in each of 1965-67 that was the low point in his time at Texas. He responded by rolling out Bellard's wishbone and Texas would go on to win 30 games in a row after opening the 1968 season 0-1-1.  I guarantee you Herman will never do anything close to resembling that ever.

After he had already won an NC and came within a cockroach's whisker of another.

[dcar00 14347]

I want Urban because I think he would actually fix our OL problem.  we've gone through 3 head coaches and 10 years of shitty OL's.  as a side note I think our DL which has been decent some of the time would improve greatly.

Our Lines(particularly O) have been the single biggest issue in us being shitty for 10 years. 

[Pimphand 5857]

2 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Some of ya'll need to stop living in the past, man.  You sound like Nebraska reminiscing about the Tom Osborne good old days.  And UT isn't far off from becoming almost as irrelevant as Nebraska.

Shit has changed in college football in the last 20 plus years.  The formula for a blue blood program like UT to recover from a run of down years has been spelled out clearly.

I am not living in the past just pointing out the abject lunacy of comparing Herman to Royal.

[Gucci_Suit 2655]

26 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I am not living in the past just pointing out the abject lunacy of comparing Herman to Royal.

125 years of beautiful tradition from Freddie Steinmark to VY, YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT IM LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST. 

[Rip76 4947]

Do it!

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/Oklahoma-Sooners-Football-Lincoln-Riley-best-odds-coach-Dallas-Cowboys-2020-139209555/

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

17 hours ago, hookem48 said:

Dabo lost 3,5,7,4 his first 4 years, is that old days?

Regale us with Alabama analogies, wise one!

 

[Handcruser 2805]

how would you react if this happens
 

This is exactly what is going to happen if I had to guess. And it would suck. Bad. Real bad.

Fucking death blow for the next 10 years if it happened. Look at Michigan....they hired their golden boy and he’s been on the receiving end of violent anal rape by Meyer and OSU almost every year.


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[SubliminalHorn 6811]

1 minute ago, Handcruser said:

This is exactly what is going to happen if I had to guess. And it would suck. Bad. Real bad.

Fucking death blow for the next 10 years if it happened. Look at Michigan....they hired their golden boy and he’s been on the receiving end of violent anal rape by Meyer and OSU almost every year.


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It would be a goddamn disaster if Urban went to ou. We thought 5 in a row was bad under Stoops, Urban would destroy our program. 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

It would be a goddamn disaster if Urban went to ou. We thought 5 in a row was bad under Stoops, Urban would destroy our program. 

But... but... we can rub moral superiority and academic standards that have nothing to do with the football program in their face!

[fattyflattie 4638]

3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

The bad news is that OU hasn’t really recruited like the best of the best since the mid 2000s, and Meyer would change that.

This would be my biggest concern. 

[Fondren & Main 6738]

Why can’t we have Urban?  So, he had Aaron Hernandez and Zach Smith.  Mack had: Robert Joseph, Brandon Collins, Erik Hardeman, Andre Jones and Cleve fucking Bryant.  We are no better than anyone else and the fact that half of our BMD’s tried to get Saban proves that.  The other half need to pull their heads from their asses and shitcan Herman today.  

Edited November 25, 2019 by Fondren & Main

[Landomatic 3813]

2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

But... but... we can rub moral superiority and academic standards that have nothing to do with the football program in their face!

And...and...we’re texas, so we can just get a coach who’s done a little more than expected at a mid-major G5 and because we’re Texas, he’d come here and be successful and be able to own Urban Meyer and his multiple National Championships at ousux, because We’re Texas!!!

[PilotsError 2318]

If Meyer goes to OU, he will buttfuck Texas back to the stone age.

[BigSwingingD 719]

On 11/24/2019 at 12:47 AM, markstanco said:

Likely.

When dumbass did the headbutt thing today I knew in my heart he was trying to connect with the team. In November.

To me this was bush league. Do you think Saban, Meyer or Riley would pull that shit?

My high school coach wouldn't even do that.

[BigSwingingD 719]

On 11/24/2019 at 8:41 AM, BoomerSooner2578 said:

At least I can have respect for UT for doing things honestly, with integrity. That'll completely change with CUM. The spousal abuse at tOSU is the perfect example. 

Appreciate your comments, however, this is rich coming from a Sooner. 

Hook'em 

[sidis 9832]

On 11/24/2019 at 8:41 AM, BoomerSooner2578 said:

At least I can have respect for UT for doing things honestly, with integrity. That'll completely change with CUM. The spousal abuse at tOSU is the perfect example. 

so we can assume that you chose to criticize your sugar bowl win a few years ago against auburn, as well as the entire program for the season's heavy reliance on joe mixon, right?  you don't respect your own team, correct?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Nick Saban was 56 when he was hired by Alabama in 2007.  Urban Meyer is 55.  Hire Meyer now and let him go on a 10 year run.  

[texaslong 678]

16 hours ago, smakashart said:

how would you react if this happens

 

The perfect storm. The Oklahoma situation would be perfect for Urban. Texas would have to look the other way while Urban does dirt. Oklahoma would do the dirt for Urban. 

[ShowMeALoss 143]

If USC doesn't get him this offseason, Kyle Whittingham from Utah should be on our short list next year if we were to fire Herman. The guy is a great coach. 

[6th Street 6493]

2 hours ago, PilotsError said:

If Meyer goes to OU, he will buttfuck Texas back to the stone age.

Agreed. At that point it's better to find something else to do on Saturday's in the fall. 

[Bevo14 8365]

59 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

If USC doesn't get him this offseason, Kyle Whittingham from Utah should be on our short list next year if we were to fire Herman. The guy is a great coach. 

I wanted us to take a look at him and a few others last time. I was on board with Mensa but I still wanted some semblance of a real search.

[EZ$ 2105]

1 hour ago, ShowMeALoss said:

If USC doesn't get him this offseason, Kyle Whittingham from Utah should be on our short list next year if we were to fire Herman. The guy is a great coach. 

He’s 5 years older than Urban. 

[Deej 76901]

21 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Chiz, Jimbo and Mack 

"Who are three people I never want in my kitchen?"

 

[George Clooney 378]

1 hour ago, ShowMeALoss said:

If USC doesn't get him this offseason, Kyle Whittingham from Utah should be on our short list next year if we were to fire Herman. The guy is a great coach. 

Whittingham is 59, and has openly said he won't be coaching by the time he's 65. He will retire at Utah.

[ShowMeALoss 143]

15 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

Whittingham is 59, and has openly said he won't be coaching by the time he's 65. He will retire at Utah.

Nick Saban is 68, Orgeron is 58, Bill snyder coached till he was 78. When you are at the top of your game, age doesn't matter. He is worth the look because he has been consistently good for so long at a place not known to be a recruiting hotbed.

[HtownHorn 14763]

Would love Meyer, Harsin, or Shanahan.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Fuck all y'all.  Urban Meyer would bust a nut and beg Del Conte for an opportunity to right this ship.  If not he will go to OU and beg successfully when Riley goes to the Cowboys.  

[C-Man 27254]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Would love Meyer, Harsin, or Shanahan.

Shanahan apparently wants no part of college football.

[HtownHorn 14763]

Just now, C-Man said:

Shanahan apparently wants no part of college football.

Much like Saban you make him say no before moving on.

[Rip76 4947]

41 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Fuck all y'all.  Urban Meyer would bust a nut and beg Del Conte for an opportunity to right this ship.  If not he will go to OU and beg successfully when Riley goes to the Cowboys.  

I’m telling you Meyer would have this rolling next year.  The optimism would be at 11.

[Landomatic 3813]

3 hours ago, ShowMeALoss said:

If USC doesn't get him this offseason, Kyle Whittingham from Utah should be on our short list next year if we were to fire Herman. The guy is a great coach. 

Really?  How many rings does he have?

You know who else was a “great coach” at a mid-major G5?  Herman.  You know who else?  Charlie.  That crap shoot formula has proven not to work.

And USC isn’t firing their 8-4 nationally ranked head coach to replace him with Kyle fucking Whittingham.

[George Clooney 378]

1 hour ago, ShowMeALoss said:

Nick Saban is 68, Orgeron is 58, Bill snyder coached till he was 78. When you are at the top of your game, age doesn't matter. He is worth the look because he has been consistently good for so long at a place not known to be a recruiting hotbed.

I agree that Whittingham could coach for much longer than six more years. However, he’s plainly said in one of his press conferences that he does not want to coach past 65. I believe him, and he will retire at Utah in a few years.

[ShowMeALoss 143]

9 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Really?  How many rings does he have?

You know who else was a “great coach” at a mid-major G5?  Herman.  You know who else?  Charlie.  That crap shoot formula has proven not to work.

And USC isn’t firing their 8-4 nationally ranked head coach to replace him with Kyle fucking Whittingham.

I didn't realize Utah was a mid major G5. You are not going to get the guys that have rings unless they are washed up like Mack or Jimbo. However, you can find coaches like Kyle Whittingham coaching at a high level at a P5 program that lacks resources and money.

[FuckinA 25]

Urban Meyer has been interviewed for the job

[Errestaurants 2570]

3 minutes ago, FuckinA said:

Urban Meyer has been interviewed for the job

Fuckin A Dude

[Topper13 3383]

7 minutes ago, FuckinA said:

Urban Meyer has been interviewed for the job

[closetohumping 17460]

11 minutes ago, FuckinA said:

Urban Meyer has been interviewed for the job

 

12 minutes ago, FuckinA said:

Urban Meyer has been interviewed for the job

[Bill Lumbergh 7180]

Urban Meyer has been interviewed for the job

This guy is both claiming something I'd like to be true AND has 26 posts here to establish his credibility.

 

I'm inclined to believe him.

 

 

 

[George Clooney 378]

25 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Really?  How many rings does he have?

You know who else was a “great coach” at a mid-major G5?  Herman.  You know who else?  Charlie.  That crap shoot formula has proven not to work.

And USC isn’t firing their 8-4 nationally ranked head coach to replace him with Kyle fucking Whittingham.

Whittingham isn’t going anywhere, but you don’t know anything about college football nationally if you’re comparing Whittingham to Herman and Charlie. Urban Meyer has had all three as assistants, and he’d plainly tell you Whittingham is the best of them in a private conversation.

 I really don’t understand why people on here think there are no good coaches in the G5 ranks. You just have to evaluate them thoroughly, and a large sample size of seasons helps with that.

[BurntOrange&White 39975]

Really?  How many rings does he have?
You know who else was a “great coach” at a mid-major G5?  Herman.  You know who else?  Charlie.  That crap shoot formula has proven not to work.
And USC isn’t firing their 8-4 nationally ranked head coach to replace him with Kyle fucking Whittingham.

Um he’s a p5 coach now

[BurntOrange&White 39975]

This guy is both claiming something I'd like to be true AND has 26 posts here to establish his credibility. 
I'm inclined to believe him.
 
 
 

I don’t see any reason whatsoever to not believe him.