Urban Meyer or bust

[FuckinA 25]

I personally don’t give a fuck whether y’all believe me or not, just figured this would be the place to share that tidbit

[Surlybastard 65]

20 hours ago, smakashart said:

how would you react if this happens

 

Two things wrong with this scenario:

1. Jerry will never fire Garrett.

2. I can't see Meyer wanting to live anywhere near Norman most of the year. He can have pretty much any job he wants if he waits for it. I don't believe the OU job would be that high up on his list of possible coaching gigs. 

[alphahorn 1,637]

6 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Dabo lost.....

he wasn't an arrogant prick while he was losing

Edited November 26, 2019 by alphahorn

[Dbeasy 15,085]

Nm

[SubliminalHorn 6,811]

Would that even be contractually legal?

[Horn Dog 9,904]

26 minutes ago, FuckinA said:

Urban Meyer has been interviewed for the job

Which job?  Secretary of the Navy?

[Dbeasy 15,085]

I personally don’t give a fuck whether y’all believe me or not, just figured this would be the place to share that tidbit

Ok. I’ll play. Give us some sort of clue why you would know anything.

[Tex Long 4,437]

Wake me up when Urban says "Yes"... 

[Beef 128]

Urban wouldn’t interview, he would work out the terms to accept.

[FuckinA 25]

 

Ok. I’ll play. Give us some sort of clue why you would know anything.

 

Just relaying an inside scoop from a good buddy that works in the athletic program. Couldn’t resist. Not giving any more details so that he doesn’t get in trouble. Take it or leave it, no sweat off my sack.

[markstanco 12,592]

The perfect storm. The Oklahoma situation would be perfect for Urban. Texas would have to look the other way while Urban does dirt. Oklahoma would do the dirt for Urban. 

Who is that guy with 236 followers on Twitter? A buddy?

[markstanco 12,592]

If USC doesn't get him this offseason, Kyle Whittingham from Utah should be on our short list next year if we were to fire Herman. The guy is a great coach. 

He's a lifer at Utah if he is smart. Not leaving unless he wins the whole thing and then it will take 8+ to get him to leave.

[perfectchaos007 6,677]

I seriously doubt Texas would interview anyone for a job that currently isn't available. What a waste of time for everyone

Edited November 26, 2019 by perfectchaos007

[Errestaurants 2,570]

4 minutes ago, FuckinA said:

 

Just relaying an inside scoop from a good buddy that works in the athletic program. Couldn’t resist. Not giving any more details so that he doesn’t get in trouble. Take it or leave it, no sweat off my sack.

Does your friend have anything to do with Porta Potties or FlightAware? If so, I believe in you. 

[markstanco 12,592]

Um he’s a p5 coach now

Kinda

[Sbbruin 21,867]

5 minutes ago, markstanco said:

4 hours ago, ShowMeALoss said:

If USC doesn't get him this offseason, Kyle Whittingham from Utah should be on our short list next year if we were to fire Herman. The guy is a great coach. 

He's a lifer at Utah if he is smart. Not leaving unless he wins the whole thing and then it will take 8+ to get him to leave.

Exactly.  Why ever leave a situation like that.  And SLC, with Park City right there, is pretty spectacular country.

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

Dude was in North Dakota yesterday. He really gets around.

Also, it's not an interview. It's "So, is the job available? If so, I'll take it, cause I love coaching and I hate sitting around in TV studios with a bunch of douchebags".

Edited November 26, 2019 by Thetexashammer

[Radical Larry 28,660]

I heard Urban Meyer's name paged at ABIA today.

[Sbbruin 21,867]

14 minutes ago, Beef said:

Urban wouldn’t interview, he would work out the terms to accept.

Wrong.  Not an interview like you or I would have but a conversation about vision and process.  That most certainly would happen.

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

I heard Urban Meyer's name paged at ABIA today.

His wife met with my real estate agent. IT'S HAPPENNING!!!!!

Edited November 26, 2019 by Thetexashammer

[Horn80 6,131]

47 minutes ago, FuckinA said:

Urban Meyer has been interviewed for the job

I see a blanket party in your future......

[Tailgate 3,023]

I don’t think Riley goes pro. He can basically already retire...why deal with that bullshit.

Get a fucking monster HC here now...Urban or whoever....just do it.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

Urban was admitted to Seton Northwest with chest pain earlier tonight. It's definitely on.

[markstanco 12,592]

Exactly.  Why ever leave a situation like that.  And SLC, with Park City right there, is pretty spectacular country.

One of the best hidden gems in america. I love that area. Portland and west to the coast is a very close second.

[markstanco 12,592]

His wife met with my real estate agent. IT'S HAPPENNING!!!!!

I have a paid sub to flightradar24. I can confirm he was in a g450 yesterday in Austin.

[Burt Macklin 19,038]

24 minutes ago, Beef said:

Urban wouldn’t interview, he would work out the terms to accept.

So you’re saying he’s already been hired? Even better!

15 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I seriously doubt Texas would interview anyone for a job that currently isn't available. What a waste of time for everyone

True but 6 days from now...

[The Earl of Texas 3,161]

Urban wore a Texas shirt to High School today.

[Lonestar4.8 68]

Urban was my substitute ethics professor at the ACC Rio Grande campus today

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[Mother mopar 3,324]

Does your friend have anything to do with Porta Potties or FlightAware? If so, I believe in you. 

Or possibly a Craps milf?

[Fondren & Main 6,738]

1 hour ago, FuckinA said:

Urban Meyer has been interviewed for the job

@closetojumping

[HtownHorn 14,763]

It's not official until we hear about Shelley and the School of Nursing.

[TexasGolf 5,010]

1 hour ago, FuckinA said:

Urban Meyer has been interviewed for the job

User name checks out

[ShowMeALoss 143]

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Exactly.  Why ever leave a situation like that.  And SLC, with Park City right there, is pretty spectacular country.

He is making $4M a year and can make north of $6M at Texas and recruit at the highest level to compete for national championships. I think most D1 coaches like money and championships. Not saying he would come here but it's definitely as far fetched as some of you make out to be. Getting one of the best in the biz is never going to be easy.

[Llewelyn Moss 210]

2 hours ago, FuckinA said:

Urban Meyer has been interviewed for the job

Inject this right into my veins

[closetohumping 17,460]

1 hour ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Urban was admitted to Seton Northwest with chest pain earlier tonight. It's definitely on.

Let’s keep him away from our critically acclaimed volleyball team

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Exactly.  Why ever leave a situation like that.  And SLC, with Park City right there, is pretty spectacular country.

It’s boring as shit

[redswingline 1,063]

Bob Davis is now available with NM parting ways.

[closetojumping 62,790]

2 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

@closetojumping

Not touching any of this shit. I assume Coach Fuckface will be here for two more years because ... Sugar Bowl. Whatever the fuck. I’d be all for Urban Meyer at Texas. I’m too despondent to have or offer hope, in any event.

 

[6th Street 6,493]

Heard Urban's first round interview went well, and they would like to invite him back next week for a 2nd round to meet with the rest of the team. 

[Chooky 13,317]

2 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

His wife met with my real estate agent. IT'S HAPPENNING!!!!!

Chip Brown is reporting that your wife also met with your real estate agent but not for real estate.  

[Treefidy 1,469]

From a money, talent, recruiting, and prestiege perspective there's only a handful of jobs that could expect to hire Urban at this point in his career. fOSU is out for obvious reasons.  Bama, Dome, LSU are locked up for now.  

UM?  Not yet.  OU should be locked up for the foreseeable future except the Riley NFL speculation. 

USC probably the most likely, but their decision making isn't much better than ours

UT will wait until he's off the market, completely fuck it up and probably end up hiring yet another former assistant.  Super hot chick just got out of a bad relationship and really really wants us to take her home.  But we are too busy fucking all her skanky friends because we're dumb.   

What other programs could reasonably expect to have a chance?

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

8 hours ago, Errestaurants said:

Fuckin A Dude

Commas, please..

[G650 14,274]

7 hours ago, markstanco said:

7 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

His wife met with my real estate agent. IT'S HAPPENNING!!!!!

I have a paid sub to flightradar24. I can confirm he was in a g450 yesterday in Austin.

G650 maybe.

[BurntOrange&White 39,976]

Nm34

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

3 hours ago, Treefidy said:

From a money, talent, recruiting, and prestiege perspective there's only a handful of jobs that could expect to hire Urban at this point in his career. fOSU is out for obvious reasons.  Bama, Dome, LSU are locked up for now.  

UM?  Not yet.  OU should be locked up for the foreseeable future except the Riley NFL speculation. 

USC probably the most likely, but their decision making isn't much better than ours

UT will wait until he's off the market, completely fuck it up and probably end up hiring yet another former assistant.  Super hot chick just got out of a bad relationship and really really wants us to take her home.  But we are too busy fucking all her skanky friends because we're dumb.   

What other programs could reasonably expect to have a chance?

So what you're saying is, Larry Fedora is our next coach.

 

[Leanderman 2,276]

Until I see a toll tag on his car I am no holding my breath.

[Mo Horn 8,853]

I just won the Powerball and am now a multimillionaire. 

Is that how this works? Post it on Surly and it's real. Later bitches, I'm off to lay on a beach in Spain. 

[Landomatic 3,813]

12 hours ago, ShowMeALoss said:

I didn't realize Utah was a mid major G5.

They are very much the equivalent of.  Don't kid yourself into thinking otherwise.

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You are not going to get the guys that have rings unless they are washed up like Mack or Jimbo.

Yeah, if only there were a guy available with rings who wasn't washed up.

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However, you can find coaches like Kyle Whittingham coaching at a high level at a P5 program that lacks resources and money.

We've tried this formula.  As have many many other blue blood juggernaut programs.  It doesn't work.  It hasn't worked since Mack Brown (anywhere, not just UT) and that was 20 years ago.  There's more than enough proof to clearly illustrate this.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,119]

12 hours ago, FuckinA said:

Urban Meyer has been interviewed for the job

By whom? Did he visit CDC in the hospital for an “interview”??? Or are we talking about a BMD having a chat with Urbs? Here come the fake accounts spewing bullshit...

[BradInATX 9,208]

We've tried this formula.  As have many many other blue blood juggernaut programs.  It doesn't work.  It hasn't worked since Mack Brown (anywhere, not just UT) and that was 20 years ago.  There's more than enough proof to clearly illustrate this.

I mean it actually worked about 10 years ago with the exact "G5 equivalent" school and coach you bring up in your post. 

 

 

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

I heard Urban passed out at 31 flavors.