Jump to content

Urban Meyer or bust

BurntOrange&White

By BurntOrange&White
in Football

 Share

Recommended Posts

Recommended

Posted by Rimbo,

i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

Keep up

Recommended by immamac

  • Fuck Around and Find Out
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Hook 'Em

38 reactions

Go to this post
Recommended

Posted by Nicole44,

—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

A Christmas Tale worth telling!

Recommended by immamac

  • Drool
  • Like
  • Hook 'Em

53 reactions

Go to this post
Daichee Bell

Daichee Bell 2937

Posted
Posted
23 hours ago, futureman said:

saying herman will be here for another 10 years isn’t as stupid as saying urban meyer is going to coach here in 2021. this is the most desperate, dumbest, saddest fucking thread in the history of shaggy/surly. 

Wasn't there some guy that had to teabag hot coffee last year for a bet here?  I'm still waiting to race @closetojumping........

Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • Replies 43k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Burt Macklin
Burt Macklin
urbanisnotcominghere
urbanisnotcominghere

Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

immamac
immamac

Can everyone plz retweet this  

Posted Images

futureman

futureman 22544

Posted
Posted
16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Futureman is Chris Plonsky?  I did not see that coming/not coming.  

nobody is getting fisted on camera.  I was merely saying that I would be willing to share my personal life with this site through a pay webcam feed if urban meyer became the coach here.  but that’s completely ridiculous and very simply isn’t happening so there will be no public fisting. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Bevo

Bevo 13600

Posted
Posted
4 minutes ago, futureman said:

nobody is getting fisted on camera.  I was merely saying that I would be willing to share my personal life with this site through a pay webcam feed if urban meyer became the coach here.  but that’s completely ridiculous and very simply isn’t happening so there will be no public fisting. 

May you be raped by a fuck pride of lions.

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Fuck Around and Find Out 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest Lobo

Guest Lobo

Posted
Posted
11 minutes ago, futureman said:

nobody is getting fisted on camera.  I was merely saying that I would be willing to share my personal life with this site through a pay webcam feed if urban meyer became the coach here.  but that’s completely ridiculous and very simply isn’t happening so there will be no public fisting. 

Isn't all fisting, public fisting though?  You can always spot a fister, and you can always spot a fistee, even long after the act.  At least, that's how I was taught coming up on the streets. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
NorLa Horns

NorLa Horns 1458

Posted
Posted
3 minutes ago, futureman said:

lol not you.  you’re a huge fucking pussy.

its moments like this when I regret not having you on ignore, son. 

2 things.

!. i wouldnt need a brick 

2. you are a fucking moron not to appreciate the comeback line from "Chasing Amy". you uncultured swine

Link to comment
Share on other sites
futureman

futureman 22544

Posted
Posted
Just now, NorLa Horns said:

its moments like this when I regret not having you on ignore, son. 

2 things.

!. i wouldnt need a brick 

2. you are a fucking moron not to appreciate the comeback line from "Chasing Amy". you uncultured swine

son?  you should call me daddy.  I’d obliterate you. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
UncleBuck

UncleBuck 6455

Posted
Posted

actually let's just keep the fisting on this thread and keep the real discussion on the other one. 

 

The Urban Meyer or bust thread: for when you want Urban Meyer to Texas, or want to repeat 50 times a day that he's not coming to Texas, but REALLY you wanna talk fisting. 

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Deej

Deej 76915

Posted
Posted
On 11/9/2020 at 5:41 PM, WinningIsHard said:

A fire Tom herman thread started in 2017 when he was hired. That thread doesn’t seem to have aged well bud. I’d say maybe wait till 2021 football season to toss out your super credible, super serious perspective. If surly doesn’t take futureman serious from here on out about urban Meyer then I’ll fist his ass on the same account just before he fists his own ass. Call it a warm up for the big show. 

"The Aristocrats!"

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Tex Long

Tex Long 4445

Posted
Posted

Urban's not just a winner, he's an immediate winner. In his four previous head coaching stints, his first year improved by FIVE wins from the previous coach's record, on average - BG went from 2-9 to 8-3, Utah from 5-6 to 10-2, Fla from 7-5 to 9-3, and tOSU from 6-6 to 12-0. 

  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
lemonandaturd

lemonandaturd 4285

Posted
Posted
7 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Urban's not just a winner, he's an immediate winner. In his four previous head coaching stints, his first year improved by FIVE wins from the previous coach's record, on average - BG went from 2-9 to 8-3, Utah from 5-6 to 10-2, Fla from 7-5 to 9-3, and tOSU from 6-6 to 12-0. 

BMF

Link to comment
Share on other sites
wood

wood 11265

Posted
Posted
3 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Urban's not just a winner, he's an immediate winner. In his four previous head coaching stints, his first year improved by FIVE wins from the previous coach's record, on average - BG went from 2-9 to 8-3, Utah from 5-6 to 10-2, Fla from 7-5 to 9-3, and tOSU from 6-6 to 12-0. 

So he's 39-8 in his first year at 4 programs ... basically a 10-2 average in those years.

That doesn't seem like it sucks.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
ztejas

ztejas 43534

Posted
Posted
4 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Tom would have lost...Urban is a winner

Tom would have insisted on staying in ICU an extra week despite multiple doctors telling him he's totally fine and can go home and then tell everyone how hard recovering from covid is and that you can't expect to recover from covid like he did.  

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
futureman

futureman 22544

Posted
Posted
5 hours ago, TexasEx said:

You don't have to convince us (save for futurefistman) that we want CUM. We do. 

hey I want urban, too.  it would be incredible to have urban meyer on the 40, just amazing.  it’s naive to think he’ll be here though.  he won’t be in austin and you won’t get to see me fist myself on camera. as usual that act will stay behind closed doors. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Redneck Mutha

Redneck Mutha 8007

Posted
Posted
6 hours ago, ztejas said:

Tom would have insisted on staying in ICU an extra week despite multiple doctors telling him he's totally fine and can go home and then tell everyone how hard recovering from covid is and that you can't expect to recover from covid like he did.  

Good health is really really really hard.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...