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2 hours ago, futureman said:

he’s near the top of what’s available. 

Agreed, the best way to get momentum back on the program's side is to tell recruits we're hiring the guy who's 0-4 in the Big 10.

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9 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Agreed, the best way to get momentum back on the program's side is to tell recruits we're hiring the guy who's 0-4 in the Big 10.

Come on, man taking shots at the village idiot seems kind of messed up. Why don’t you go pick on someone who has a better chance of matching wits with you, like a 10 year old or NorLa Horn in the middle of a 4 day bender. 

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Agreed, the best way to get momentum back on the program's side is to tell recruits we're hiring the guy who's 0-4 in the Big 10.
Crazy how quickly things change. Just a couple of weeks ago most on this board were pointing out that we had a chance at Franklin and fucked up by passing.

The team that is 0-4 is 100% his. Their results this year are completely on him and they're shockingly bad.

In just a few weeks, he's gone from likely getting a raise from Penn State to fend off other programs, to hoping he's not on the hot seat. I don't know if I've ever seen a faster fall from grace, Herman included.
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21 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Agreed, the best way to get momentum back on the program's side is to tell recruits we're hiring the guy who's 0-4 in the Big 10.

who’s available that’s better?  gotta be a short list.

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Ok guys the latest update is that Urban is definitely coming to Texas.

My sources are Shelley Meyer‘s Twitter likes. 2 hours ago she liked this Tweet from a user named “TomIsTurrible” (can’t embed so here’s a pic). Tweet is talking about Urban getting hired to coach somewhere.

 

 

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who’s available that’s better?  gotta be a short list.
Urban Meyer

You and the rest of the anti-Semites here can fuck right off and get used to calling him coach.
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36 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Crazy how quickly things change. Just a couple of weeks ago most on this board were pointing out that we had a chance at Franklin and fucked up by passing.

The team that is 0-4 is 100% his. Their results this year are completely on him and they're shockingly bad.

In just a few weeks, he's gone from likely getting a raise from Penn State to fend off other programs, to hoping he's not on the hot seat. I don't know if I've ever seen a faster fall from grace, Herman included.

I'd like to say I always hated that fucking idea

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42 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Urban Meyer

You and the rest of the anti-Semites here can fuck right off and get used to calling him coach.

no, this is wrong.  urban is not interested in coming to texas and is not a realistic option.  so who else?

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10 minutes ago, futureman said:

no, this is wrong.  urban is not interested in coming to texas and is not a realistic option.  so who else?

Lol you’re not the hero surly wanted, but you’re what surly deserves. No urban, but you think Franklin at 0-4 who just lost to Nebraska is a top tier candidate. In-fucking-credible man. You have to be related to chip brown lulz. 

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1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

Urban Meyer

You and the rest of the anti-Semites here can fuck right off and get used to calling him coach.

He’s catholic. 

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37 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Lol you’re not the hero surly wanted, but you’re what surly deserves. No urban, but you think Franklin at 0-4 who just lost to Nebraska is a top tier candidate. In-fucking-credible man. You have to be related to chip brown lulz. 

He can also read Urban's mind. Pretty amazing, right?

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1 hour ago, MrBig said:

Ok guys the latest update is that Urban is definitely coming to Texas.

My sources are Shelley Meyer‘s Twitter likes. 2 hours ago she liked this Tweet from a user named “TomIsTurrible” (can’t embed so here’s a pic). Tweet is talking about Urban getting hired to coach somewhere.

 

 

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This is actually pretty interesting. The guy has 1 follower, and it's a cam girl or some shit. He seems to just mostly talk political bs, then he makes one offhand comment about Urbs, and wifey likes it.

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2 minutes ago, wood said:

This is actually pretty interesting. The guy has 1 follower, and it's a cam girl or some shit. He seems to just mostly talk political bs, then he makes one offhand comment about Urbs, and wifey likes it.

Let the house hunting begin.  

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7 minutes ago, wood said:

This is actually pretty interesting. The guy has 1 follower, and it's a cam girl or some shit. He seems to just mostly talk political bs, then he makes one offhand comment about Urbs, and wifey likes it.

This plus Shelley also liking an #UrbantoUT tweet. 

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2 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

Lol you’re not the hero surly wanted, but you’re what surly deserves. No urban, but you think Franklin at 0-4 who just lost to Nebraska is a top tier candidate. In-fucking-credible man. You have to be related to chip brown lulz.

No he just really really wants to fist his own asshole on live stream but needs a failed bet to cover for the shame

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Right after highlights of Tech win, they discussed  Bedlam next week, and asked Urban who he expects will meet in B12 Championship Game...

Urban said rematch of Red River game

(Just setting Turtle-Tom up for the fall...)

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1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Right after highlights of Tech win, they discussed  Bedlam next week, and asked Urban who he expects will meet in B12 Championship Game...

Urban said rematch of Red River game

(Just setting Turtle-Tom up for the fall...)

Good news is he's getting fired for sure, but bad news is we're ou's bitch for the 6th time in 4 years. I hate myself for having that thought. 

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

so what you’re saying is I win both ways?

Depends.  Depends on the amount of lube I have

35 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Maybe he has small hands.

They’re average

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4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Good news is he's getting fired for sure, but bad news is we're ou's bitch for the 6th time in 4 years. I hate myself for having that thought. 

What is it with people constantly sliding an extra loss in there? Was there a B12 title game we made that I'm unaware of?

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11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What is it with people constantly sliding an extra loss in there? Was there a B12 title game we made that I'm unaware of?

Apparently I can't math 

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Posted (edited)

Let’s straighten the math out.

2017: 1 loss to OU

2018: 1 win / 1 loss

2019: 1 loss

2020: 1 loss

We’re sitting at 1-4 vs OU under TH (past 4 seasons).

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Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Let’s straighten the math out.

2017: 1 loss to OU

2018: 1 win / 1 loss

2019: 1 loss

2020: 1 loss

We’re sitting at 1-4 vs OU under TH.

Thanks for the correction. I really thought we were 1-5 after this last loss. Appreciate it. 

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4 hours ago, DaysOff said:

You and the rest of the anti-Semites here can fuck right off and get used to calling him coach.

 

3 hours ago, TexasEx said:

He’s catholic. 

 

Forget it, he's on a roll.

 

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