Urban Meyer or bust

[Bigjohns97 125]

11 hours ago, CTC2 said:

If you have UM committed to come you sure do fire Herman.  He is just too much trouble.  Flipping off LHN, running on field to fight Gundy, whatever that was that he did at the Mizzu bowl game, his wife on twitter, his personal life, the list goes on and on.  And that's just the things we know about.

Let's be real, if he was a good coach and just won 10+ games every year all of this wouldn't matter one bit.

[Redneck Mutha 8004]

58 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

The best part of it is where he takes the blame and apologizing for failing them.  You know Mensa won't do that.

Yep, you just know that Augie put more blame on himself than the players because he knew it was up to him to pull the right levers, push the right buttons, and put a boot up asses where needed. 

The closest mensa could do would be some whiny, passive aggressive, sarcastic bullshit. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

Seriously that's just dumb. Say what you will about his coaching and general attitude about things but no need to bring her into it. She obviously has her husband's back, wow what a huge surprise.

I'm also not sure any of it should reflect on her, anyway. If my boss makes his wife too much a part of our work, I'm pissed at my boss, not his wife. He's the one managing his responsibilities poorly.

[jinx 2635]

True leaders like Augie take responsibilty for everything.  Period.

Scam artists and charlatans like Herman deflect blame to everyone and everything else.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

can we have a thread for pictures of his wife?

So is Surly now hiring/firing based on pics of the wives?

Sounds about right.... Carry on ladies.

[stork642 4498]

11 hours ago, futureman said:

it’ll probably be on signing day, I imagine. 

The irony is the only way Futureman can be right on the Brocks is if he’s wrong on Urban because the only way the Brocks possibly change their mind is if Urban comes to Texas.  

[Born Burnt 6178]

2 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

30 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Seriously that's just dumb. Say what you will about his coaching and general attitude about things but no need to bring her into it. She obviously has her husband's back, wow what a huge surprise.

I'm also not sure any of it should reflect on her, anyway. If my boss makes his wife too much a part of our work, I'm pissed at my boss, not his wife. He's the one managing his responsibilities poorly.

So we should blame John, not Yoko.

[Thiefery 5012]

3 minutes ago, stork642 said:

The irony is the only way Futureman can be right on the Brocks is if he’s wrong on Urban because the only way the Brocks possibly change their mind is if Urban comes to Texas.  

oh no.. the Brocks have seen the light during this epic run we are on

[rungeflash 322]

Forget michelle.....we need pics of the sister

There's always a sister

[MrBig 5414]

22 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

50 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Seriously that's just dumb. Say what you will about his coaching and general attitude about things but no need to bring her into it. She obviously has her husband's back, wow what a huge surprise.

I'm also not sure any of it should reflect on her, anyway. If my boss makes his wife too much a part of our work, I'm pissed at my boss, not his wife. He's the one managing his responsibilities poorly.

[thunderlounge 7866]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

The best part of it is where he takes the blame and apologizing for failing them.  You know Mensa won't do that.

“the fuck is that about!!??!??!!!11!!??!!!”

 

classic, and true then and now. 

[RomaVicta 29931]

Has there been discussion of Ehlinger maybe coming back if we get Urban? The team has a lot of talent and could go a long way with a top coach. I wonder if Sam would consider sticking around to be part of returning Texas to the elite.

Please spare me the "he ain't staying and passing up millions." That's an obvious consideration. Some top flight college QBs have waited a year and include Peyton Manning and Matt Leinart. I think Vince only left because he thought Houston would draft him.

So there is a chance. I'm not predicting shit. I'm just wondering if there are any clues or good analyses.

[Thiefery 5012]

Just now, RomaVicta said:

Has there been discussion of Ehlinger maybe coming back if we get Urban? The team has a lot of talent and could go a long way with a top coach. I wonder if Sam would consider sticking around to be part of returning Texas to the elite.

Please spare me the "he ain't staying and passing up millions." That's an obvious consideration. Some top flight college QBs have waited a year and include Peyton Manning and Matt Leinart. I think Vince only left because he thought Houston would draft him.

So there is a chance. I'm not predicting shit. I'm just wondering if there are any clues or good analyses.

i would think it would be best for him, his body and the team if this was his last season at Texas.  He's a tough guy, and let's be honest..right now the OL doesn't seem like it will be that much better heading into '21.  If you're going to get banged up..get paid for it.  

[thepop 4409]

Just now, RomaVicta said:

Has there been discussion of Ehlinger maybe coming back if we get Urban? The team has a lot of talent and could go a long way with a top coach. I wonder if Sam would consider sticking around to be part of returning Texas to the elite.

Please spare me the "he ain't staying and passing up millions." That's an obvious consideration. Some top flight college QBs have waited a year and include Peyton Manning and Matt Leinart. I think Vince only left because he thought Houston would draft him.

So there is a chance. I'm not predicting shit. I'm just wondering if there are any clues or good analyses.

I have a friend close to Sam, and while this topic hasn't been discussed, I do know that Sam is very open about his hate for Tom. If it wasn't for his love of Texas he would have probably left already.

Based on that, I have to think that there is a chance he could return if Urban comes in. Especially if this season doesn't end in a win over OU.

[futureman 22485]

1 hour ago, thepop said:

Based on that, I have to think that there is a chance he could return if Urban comes in. Especially if this season doesn't end in a win over OU.

if he comes back he can back up jaquinden.  would be great to solidify the backup job like that. 

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

i would think it would be best for him, his body and the team if this was his last season at Texas.  He's a tough guy, and let's be honest..right now the OL doesn't seem like it will be that much better heading into '21.  If you're going to get banged up..get paid for it.  

No hating on Sam but I think it would be best to move onto Jackson or Card. Their upside is so much higher. 

[Pope Joan 68]

*on *to 

Unless you are channeling futureman?

[futureman 22485]

Just now, Pope Joan said:

*on *to 

Unless you are channeling futureman?

you could just say channeling truth, fuckstick.  jaquinden jackson is starting next year, whether sam comes back or not. 

[ztejas 43477]

Did Casey Thompson die?

[FloridaHorn 4768]

1 hour ago, stork642 said:

The irony is the only way Futureman can be right on the Brocks is if he’s wrong on Urban because the only way the Brocks possibly change their mind is if Urban comes to Texas.  

Agreed. Also, Sam ain’t coming back, it has already been announced that he is playing in the Senior Bowl. He’s been a great leader, and voice of the team, but it is probably best for all involved if he moves on.

[WinningIsHard 4044]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

you could just say channeling truth, fuckstick.  jaquinden jackson is starting next year, whether sam comes back or not. 

Recovering from a knee injury, shitty S&C program, needing the most coaching (our QB coaching blows) of all our QB’s currently but he’s the starter next year. It’s incredible how god damn stupid you can be while being the most judgmental prick on surly. 

[Pope Joan 68]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

you could just say channeling truth, fuckstick.  jaquinden jackson is starting next year, whether sam comes back or not. 

Your attention span is lower than your grammar IQ. Or you're disturbingly adrift from reality. Or both.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Michele Herman burned our crops and poisoned our water supply.

Where do you think we live? Detroit?

[futureman 22485]

3 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Recovering from a knee injury, shitty S&C program, needing the most coaching (our QB coaching blows) of all our QB’s currently but he’s the starter next year. It’s incredible how god damn stupid you can be while being the most judgmental prick on surly. 

it’s so nice to know it doesn’t bother you. 

[futureman 22485]

2 minutes ago, Pope Joan said:

Your attention span is lower than your grammar IQ. Or you're disturbingly adrift from reality. Or both.

women can’t be pope 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

To be honest she does seem like a grade a bitch 

Yeah, but you know that bitch can give a grade a hummer

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yeah, but you know that bitch can give a grade a hummer

She seems like such a bitch she would say “I don’t do that” and only wants her pussy eaten. Fucking selfish whore. 

[Pope Joan 68]

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

women can’t be pope 

Add historical knowledge to your list of shortcomings. 

[freyguy 4278]

1 hour ago, thepop said:

I have a friend close to Sam, and while this topic hasn't been discussed, I do know that Sam is very open about his hate for Tom. If it wasn't for his love of Texas he would have probably left already.

Based on that, I have to think that there is a chance he could return if Urban comes in. Especially if this season doesn't end in a win over OU.

I want to believe this, I really do.  But if it really were true, Elingher should be telling this to CDC.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

She seems like such a bitch she would say “I don’t do that” and only wants her pussy eaten. Fucking selfish whore. 

Yeah, that's actually probably true lol 

[futureman 22485]

10 minutes ago, Pope Joan said:

Add historical knowledge to your list of shortcomings. 

women can’t be pope.  never been a female pope. 

[immamac 42865]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan

[Dnaguy 12002]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Has there been discussion of Ehlinger maybe coming back if we get Urban? The team has a lot of talent and could go a long way with a top coach. I wonder if Sam would consider sticking around to be part of returning Texas to the elite.

Please spare me the "he ain't staying and passing up millions." That's an obvious consideration. Some top flight college QBs have waited a year and include Peyton Manning and Matt Leinart. I think Vince only left because he thought Houston would draft him.

So there is a chance. I'm not predicting shit. I'm just wondering if there are any clues or good analyses.

 

1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

i would think it would be best for him, his body and the team if this was his last season at Texas.  He's a tough guy, and let's be honest..right now the OL doesn't seem like it will be that much better heading into '21.  If you're going to get banged up..get paid for it.  

A non-guaranteed 5th or 6th round contract is really worth leaving an extra year of eligibility for?
He’s done nothing but hurt his draft stock this year without Duv catching everything thrown in the same zip code. He’s hurt no doubt. But he’s not making NFL throws on Saturdays. He misses a lot of deep balls and his touch is lacking.

Playing for Urban could catapult him in the draft IMO.

[Pope Joan 68]

12 minutes ago, futureman said:

women can’t be pope.  never been a female pope. 

Ooooh... better make that a double check on it.

[futureman 22485]

5 minutes ago, Pope Joan said:

Ooooh... better make that a double check on it.

I don’t need to.  but I’m glad you enjoy fairy tales. 

[Pope Joan 68]

As opposed to fisting tails? You don't believe in Pope Urban, either?

[SuperSport 1333]

[UDontKnow 10447]

Just now, SuperSport said:

gross. would not bang wear.

[futureman 22485]

7 minutes ago, SuperSport said:

[futureman 22485]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Did Casey Thompson die?

no.  what does he have to do with any of this?

[Mikey4 2476]

no.  what does he have to do with any of this?

I think the reference up thread to Sam leaving, and Texas moving on to Card or JQJ. Might be skipping a step.

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

She seems like such a bitch she would say “I don’t do that” and only wants her pussy eaten. Fucking selfish whore. 

 

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yeah, that's actually probably true lol 

Nah, she's a dirty girl.  

[The Beast 585]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Did Casey Thompson die?

I think the whole team did this year.

[CUM2TX 11]

if Sam doesn't like Tom, why doesn't he audible more often?

[Bigbend1812 12927]

35 minutes ago, futureman said:

You’re right it does need a fist. 

[futureman 22485]

2 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

You’re right it does need a fist. 

[General Specific 3262]

You’re right it does need a fist. 

[UncleBuck 6454]

alright, here's the banner we need to fly:

 

"BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS ANOTHER TOP RECRUIT WILL HAVE LEFT TEXAS"

Edited November 24, 2020 by UncleBuck

[RGBIII 22840]

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:

alright, here's the banner we need to fly:

 

"BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS ANOTHER TOP RECRUIT WILL HAVE LEFT TEXAS"

“And hopefully by the time you read this a second time, someone will have their hand so deep in @futureman that they can make him talk like a puppet” 

[Bevo 13579]

31 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

“And hopefully by the time you read this a second time, someone will have their hand so deep in @futureman that they can make him talk like a puppet” 

And he'll refer to it as the good ole days.