Urban Meyer or bust

[Dbeasy 15048]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

lulz. no, you don’t. 

Oh my gosh, the guy who wants to fist himself and thinks his trolls are humorous, but in reality are so lame that posters just put him on ignore, is now making up a big donor relationshp for all of us to believe.  Sure dude, we believe you.

[honolulu horn 6158]

Don't worry guys, the next coach will turn the culture around, make us more physical on both lines, really develop our skills players, and create the family bond that's been missing here. 

I know we've heard that for the past decade or so, but don't worry. It's really, really, super duper happening this time. 

[futureman 22457]

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Oh my gosh, the guy who wants to fist himself and thinks his trolls are humorous, but in reality are so lame that posters just put him on ignore, is now making up a big donor relationshp for all of us to believe.  Sure dude, we believe you.

and you have “proof” lol.  you’re comical. 

[ztejas 43419]

12 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Sorry dude but there is no way this is factual.  Either your big donor wasn't fully aware of what we going on, or you are completely full of it. 

 

Edit: actually there is one scenario where we could both have been right.  Urban is/was ready to come, the administration was moving in that direction with the support of key boosters, but there is a group of boosters nixing it.  

It's my opinion that both of you are full of shit and if you were going off of anything other than what your flavor of the month BMD decided to share with you then you wouldn't be posting it publicly on the fucking internet.

I don't know if Urban is coming here or not. It will not be for a lack of trying, and if he does not come here then I am guessing that means he is done with coaching for at least another good long while.

I am pretty fucking convinced, however, that Herman just lost his job today and that we will have someone else at the helm when we kick off in 2021. If that is not the case - then this program has officially gone past the point of no return and I will quit spending money on and wasting my time following the football team until CDC is sitting in a leather chair somewhere spending his final days hooked up to an IV of 100 proof bourbon.

[Michael Knight 12977]

15 minutes ago, troph said:

No a bad / mediocre hire resets the 5 year clock to get someone worth a damn. Firing tom and hiring someone like him is our worst nightmare.

By firing Tom we'll be creating multiple timelines. As of now those mediocre hires only exist in the future so their possibility is not yet actualized so their potential still elevates our current reality of mired in shit. But since it is 2020 we'll probably still choose the darkest timeline.

[troph 24787]

By firing Tom we'll be creating multiple timelines. As of now those mediocre hires only exist in the future so their possibility is not yet actualized so their potential still elevates our current reality of mired in shit. But since it is 2020 we'll probably still choose the darkest timeline.

Possibilities yes. But if we hire mediocre up and comers and ignore the warning signs we are set back another 5 years. We can’t miss on this one, period.

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

6 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Don't worry guys, the next coach will turn the culture around, make us more physical on both lines, really develop our skills players, and create the family bond that's been missing here. 

I know we've heard that for the past decade or so, but don't worry. It's really, really, super duper happening this time. 

The cake really is baked this time!

[troph 24787]

The cake really is baked this time!

[Bullneck 19084]

 

SIAP, but I just saw this for the first time.  

[troph 24787]

 
SIAP, but I just saw this for the first time.  

That is beautiful. Tingly feelings all over my body. Please baby Jesus please.

[Michael Knight 12977]

3 minutes ago, troph said:

Possibilities yes. But if we hire mediocre up and comers and ignore the warning signs we are set back another 5 years. We can’t miss on this one, period.

You miss on 100% of the shots you don't take so we've already failed. But if you are constantly shooting you exist in that unknown region where you've neither hit nor missed.

[dcar00 14181]

7 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

By firing Tom we'll be creating multiple timelines. As of now those mediocre hires only exist in the future so their possibility is not yet actualized so their potential still elevates our current reality of mired in shit. But since it is 2020 we'll probably still choose the darkest timeline.

We are living the plot of Back to the Future 3.

[MirrOlure 14769]

I am 100% convinced that nobody has any fucking idea what’s going to happen.

Finally. Some accurate information.

[nineliveslost 2753]

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's my opinion that both of you are full of shit and if you were going off of anything other than what your flavor of the month BMD decided to share with you then you wouldn't be posting it publicly on the fucking internet.

I don't know if Urban is coming here or not. It will not be for a lack of trying, and if he does not come here then I am guessing that means he is done with coaching for at least another good long while.

I am pretty fucking convinced, however, that Herman just lost his job today and that we will have someone else at the helm when we kick off in 2021. If that is not the case - then this program has officially gone past the point of no return and I will quit spending money on and wasting my time following the football team until CDC is sitting in a leather chair somewhere spending his final days hooked up to an IV of 100 proof bourbon.

But how much meat is on the line?

[Wishbone 4759]

4 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Finally. Some accurate information.

And it’s free.

[Wishbone 4759]

2 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

But how much meat is on the line?

How much can you take?

[troph 24787]

You miss on 100% of the shots you don't take so we've already failed. But if you are constantly shooting you exist in that unknown region where you've neither hit nor missed.

You’re missing the point. A haphazard choice isn’t the same as a 12 foot jump shot in a basketball game. We cannot fuck this up. If we do it will be 15 years of mediocrity. 15 years.

[B00M 6415]

Both sides of the line are serviceable. DL is the best we've had in several years. If we'd played press man today we would have defensively smothered an unathletic offense. Louisiana Lafayette smothered that offense with man coverage.

If Sam had been coached to take a couple more check downs our offense would have picked up a game winning 1st down. Maybe let Joshua Moore run a slant? 

We were clearly the better team today and got out coached.

Edited November 27, 2020 by B00M

[futureman 22457]

7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

making up a big donor relationshp

I am not.  and just because you went to high school with a guy who donates $1,000 a year doesn’t mean you know a big donor.  quit bullshitting all of us, it’s tiresome. 

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

1 minute ago, B00M said:

Both sides of the line are serviceable. DL is the best we've had in several years. If we'd played press man today we would have defensively smothered an unathletic offense. Louisiana Lafayette smothered that offense with man coverage.

If Sam had been coached to take a couple more check downs our offense would have picked up a game winning 1st down. Maybe let Joshua Moore run a slant? 

We were clearly the better team today and got out coached.

The OL has been letting three-man rushes pressure/sack the QB every game since Tech. If you think they're serviceable I have a bridge to sell you.

[Horn80 6119]

6 minutes ago, troph said:

You’re missing the point. A haphazard choice isn’t the same as a 12 foot jump shot in a basketball game. We cannot fuck this up. If we do it will be 15 years of mediocrity. 15 years.

It’s been 15 years already. 

[Texasrocks 2134]

Is "big donor" a euphemism for fisting now?

[Pam Cummings 9641]

 

Anybody who says there isn't a lot of smoke here is probably more regarded than Tommy boy.

 

[GRHorn 105]

We lost this game because of coaching. We also lost because Sam is really not much more than an above average QB. How much of that is on Tom too? Idk. 

[troph 24787]

4 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

It’s been 15 years already. 

2020 - 2009 = 11.

[Jersey Man10 3528]

2020 - 2009 = 11.

Bitch you know what he meant.

[utee94 15820]

2 minutes ago, troph said:

2020 - 2009 = 11.

For sure.  I'm not willing to say that playing for, and coming within a freak Colt McCoy injury of winning, the 2009/2010 NC, is mediocre.  And the 2008 team was even better.

[closetohumping 17440]

44 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

If you were going to offer Urban 12 million per year for 10 years just make Dabo the same offer.  

Actuall I think Dabo would take that

[futureman 22457]

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Actuall I think Dabo would take that

he wouldn’t.  he’s not leaving clemson for anyone other than bama.  grow up. 

[troph 24787]

Actuall I think Dabo would take that

Now the cake is baked.

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

This is taking too long.

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

16 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

The OL has been letting three-man rushes pressure/sack the QB every game since Tech. If you think they're serviceable I have a bridge to sell you.

Aside from 2 games sam has not been pressured often or sacked often. I had a game by game breakdown in the Sam thread. Feel free to go read it. 
 

Iowa state had only 2 sacks today and 0 hurries. The last sack was on Sam. 

[TechTech 99]

47 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Oh my gosh, the guy who wants to fist himself and thinks his trolls are humorous, but in reality are so lame that posters just put him on ignore, is now making up a big donor relationshp for all of us to believe.  Sure dude, we believe you.

preach, dude is a gay nttiawwt

[RollLeft 5044]

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

I’d take Freeze if Meyer turns us down.  Freeze cheats like a motherfucker but wins everywhere he goes.  I’ll take the son of a bitch if we can’t get Meyer.  I don’t want anyone other than these two.  Unless there are other winning cheaters out there.  I want to cheat and skullfuck opponents.  I’m tired of being highfalluting goody two shoes Texas.  I want to be HATED!

Joey Freshwater 

[Had Enough 2081]

Venables won’t leave his DC position to take another DC position.  However, he’s 49 years old, has been at Clemson since 2012, and knows it’s time to make the move to HC if that’s ever going to happen.  

Hmm. Might be an interesting choice. And might have a little extra desire to take it to the Sooners.

Outside of Urban, no one moves the needle much.

Can he bring great coaches? He will bring some credibility.

[stork642 4498]

Herman’s last game is Whittington’s first complete game without an injury.  Coincidence? This will be looked back at as the turning point.  Or something.  

[alphahorn 1637]

The Urban Meyer Black Friday Sale is almost over, fucking fire Tom now and take advantage of huge savings. WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HARD!

[lemonandaturd 4285]

I thought Venables, Bud Foster and Steve Sarkisian all drink too much applejack.  Freeze is a doofus with a doofus wife that would not be a good look for the University.  Same with the Auburn coach.   Major Applewhite is a no go.  Mullen or bust.  

[stork642 4498]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

actually my opinion is a combination of common sense and a long relationship with one of the biggest donors in the program.  he was never a realistic option  but his name got $9.95 more clicks.  that’s all it ever was.  sorry to everyone who wanted to believe. 

So who is your big donor saying will be the next coach?

[Huckleberry 32859]

The program has fallen so far that internet posters are pretending to know big donors instead of pretending to be big donors. Don't want people to think they're even partially personally responsible for the mess. 

[GRHorn 105]

If it's not Urban, then I don't know who will get fans excited.

[GRHorn 105]

It's gonna be Jon Gruden.  Red finally gets his wish.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw a tweet that a donor said Urban was going to be the next Texas coach.  Oh and Futureman passed out at 31 flavors last night.

[Sleepygrad 1029]

I know people...and things are happening

[BigOrange1 6436]

4 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

If it's not Urban, then I don't know who will get fans excited.

no one who isn't meyer is going to excite the fanbase.  would have been better off winning today and keeping herman.

[taybo20 2825]

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

no one who isn't meyer is going to excite the fanbase.  would have been better off winning today and keeping herman.

Nah I’m done with Herman. I can’t stand that smug fuck

[ClubWhatever 12138]

16 minutes ago, stork642 said:

So who is your big donor saying will be the next coach?

404 not found. Every post he has ever made on this site is a shit post. 

[GRHorn 105]

So, is Chris Ash the mole that's been on the inside letting people know Urban is looking to coach again?

[Wishbone 4759]

1 hour ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

The cake really is baked this time!

You misspelled caca.

[futureman 22457]

4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

404 not found. Every post he has ever made on this site is a shit post. 

you’re embarrassingly misinformed.  sorry you have poor friends.