Urban Meyer or bust

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Better not fucking look like this. Probably the biggest moment since Hitler rose to power and they still chose to dork it up

Our band only protests UT events now. They wouldn't be there. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Storm’s burgers are better than those other two. 

Stars > 

 

You can get a chili covered fried burrito and a chili cheese glizzy 

[Dilligas 666]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Slow night. What time that plane landing?

I mean I'm not sure I want to do something this fucking stupid and pointless but I could be talked into it.

I think if we could afford a fucking banner we could certainly make it worth your time to be a Surly reporter in the ground. You’d need a “media” flak jacket of course.

[The Dude 1,246]

1 minute ago, derpyhorndog said:

Hammer out finer points before putting wet sigs to paper (fuck e-sigs), scope out his new office digs, spit in Herman's face and/or house shop? Some of y'all are really trying to rain on this parade, huh?

Of all the crazy shit that has been speculated/posted in this thread, you're trying to tell us that the idea of Urban being in LA a couple days after final scene or flying to ATX really registers on the "no fucking way" meter?

Not now we’re talking about burgers

[Newy25 7,697]

1 minute ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

In N Out is overhated. Fries aren't that bad if you get them well done (I agree they are below par for a fast food joint). Their burgers aren't anywhere near "shit". Also, I've definitely noticed a difference in quality in California locations vs non-California locations.

P Terry's definitely laps In N Out and Whataburger though.

Fast food? I would rather you inject me with Covid. How can anyone eat food you pickup in a fucking drive through cooked in a vat of reused grease? You guys are arguing about which strain of AIDS is better. 

[derpyhorndog 2,557]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Slow night. What time that plane landing?

I mean I'm not sure I want to do something this fucking stupid and pointless but I could be talked into it.

28 minutes out.

doit.gif

[40acredropout 2,902]

6 minutes ago, RMac5 said:

Storm’s have dropped off to me. Coyote Bluff has great burgers.

Really one of the few things I enjoy about heading back to Amarillo.

Edited December 1, 2020 by 40acredropout

[Gil Bang 25,978]

9 minutes ago, wood said:

Cozy 2-1, 1000 SF. Am I right?

8 bath 6BR. IIRC.

 

There was a smaller 3/3.5 at 732 The Strand for 9.2 mil.

[Nicole44 22,064]

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Burnet or Lampasas?

Lampasas. Haven’t been to Burnet one. I just had a junior burger but I put cheddar cheese on it. I thought it was damn good. 

[BachelorTrek 3,050]

10 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Why would CUM fly into Austin before the news hits?

 

[troph 24,875]

I’m 45-50 minutes from the airport. I offered earlier when I could be there in time just needed a PIC, too late now. Fuck y’all all in the pooper. 

Edited December 1, 2020 by troph

[936horn 910]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Slow night. What time that plane landing?

I mean I'm not sure I want to do something this fucking stupid and pointless but I could be talked into it.

Dude you'd instantly be #1 in rep if you got a pic of Urbs stepping off that plane.

[TrashMaster G 17,568]

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Storm’s burgers are better than those other two. 

Short Stop, ftw 

[DalTxHornFan 3,107]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Slow night. What time that plane landing?

I mean I'm not sure I want to do something this fucking stupid and pointless but I could be talked into it.

Jet Linx facility is at 4309 Emma Browning Ave bldg 4, Austin, TX 78719

[wood 11,227]

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

8 bath 6BR. IIRC.

There was a smaller 3/3.5 at 732 The Strand for 9.2 mil.

Hell yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Even tiny shitholes there go for ungodly $$$. Esp close to the pier.

Edited December 1, 2020 by wood

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

Speaking of saban

https://mobile.twitter.com/JoeyMulinaro/status/1332723755471220739

[wood 11,227]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Short Stop, ftw 

Yes sir...and they never, ever, ever get your order wrong. Whataburger has screwed me at the drive-thru the last three times I've been. Might not ever go back.

Edited December 1, 2020 by wood

[Hate 20,117]

Slow night. What time that plane landing?
I mean I'm not sure I want to do something this fucking stupid and pointless but I could be talked into it.

There is a zero percent chance you haven’t done anything more stupid or pointless than this.

[Horn80 6,131]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Lampasas. Haven’t been to Burnet one. I just had a junior burger but I put cheddar cheese on it. I thought it was damn good. 

I’ve just been to the Burnet one but definitely is a throw back era burger.   

[troph 24,875]

Speaking of saban

https://mobile.twitter.com/JoeyMulinaro/status/1332723755471220739

That’s really good.

[derpyhorndog 2,557]

Got damn, burger talk not going away. And to think I previously felt the surly Kendra Scott episode was bad. 

[troph 24,875]

Ducking burger talk is just to taunt me. Fuck y’all all in the pooper too.

[Radical Larry 28,648]

Fur burger

[jinx 2,635]

1 hour ago, texasfight2025 said:

Five years - $12M per.  We already “know” this

 

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:

Hearing 5 years at 6x2M. You heard it here fourth.

I got pretty excited when my buddy who isn’t a Texas fan said he knew the offer was 5 years at $12 million each, until he reminded me I already told him.  

[Rip76 4,944]

Just make the Fing deal with UM.  Don’t be scared, don’t be cryptic, just fucking do it.  It’s the right thing to do, everyone knows it is.

it should happen, it will happen.

[troph 24,875]

Look the answer is simple. All this talk about joints no one goes to is silly. Your answer is found here:

[Horn80 6,131]

2 minutes ago, troph said:

Ducking burger talk is just to taunt me. Fuck y’all all in the pooper too.

Sounds like someone might need a little vodka with rain water.....

[Poolflood 845]

3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Fur burger

Lol.   Is there any fur left in the world?   And we've moved back to pooper.

Edited December 1, 2020 by Poolflood

[TexasRenegade 2,458]

12 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

In N Out is overhated. Fries aren't that bad if you get them well done (I agree they are below par for a fast food joint). Their burgers aren't anywhere near "shit". Also, I've definitely noticed a difference in quality in California locations vs non-California locations.

P Terry's definitely laps In N Out and Whataburger though.

What burger

McDonald's

Freddy

Steak and Shake

Wendy's

Garbage 

Garbage 

Garbage

Garbage

In and out

Jack in the Box

Burger King

 

 

No love for Dirty's on here?

[40acredropout 2,902]

Has anyone said they'd fist their butthole if we don't get Urban?

[troph 24,875]

Has anyone said they'd fist their butthole if we don't get Urban?

That slot is open for you eager beaver.

[Spankytoes 1,742]

5 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Got damn, burger talk not going away. And to think I previously felt the surly Kendra Scott episode was bad. 

Kendra Scott eating a burger.

[ztejas 43,489]

11 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

28 minutes out.

doit.gif

I would have been a few mins late. Accepted a ride right as I was thinking about heading that way. Ended up being Shelby Slawson (no cr). She had no intel on Urban. That bitch.

[derpyhorndog 2,557]

Best burger joint in Silsbee, TX. GO. 

[wood 11,227]

1 minute ago, TexasRenegade said:

What burger

McDonald's

Freddy

Steak and Shake

Wendy's

Garbage 

Garbage 

Garbage

Garbage

In and out

Jack in the Box

Burger King

 

 

No love for Dirty's on here?

I can do without the McDonald's, but I'm with ya the rest of the way.

[Redneck Mutha 8,006]

12 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Fast food? I would rather you inject me with Covid. How can anyone eat food you pickup in a fucking drive through cooked in a vat of reused grease? You guys are arguing about which strain of AIDS is better. 

[Updawg 2,274]

I like P. Terry's fries. That's pretty much it.

Lemonade is really good there

[RMac5 1,551]

I think Futureman said he was game either way.

[TexMexBuddha 988]

3 minutes ago, wood said:

Yes sir...and they never, ever, ever get your order wrong. Whataburger has screwed me at the drive-thru the last three times I've been. Might not ever go back.

I grew up behind Top Notch on Burnet Road, and the Longhorn is my go-to burger. I am forever grateful my three kids think the same, as any further recommendation post TN mention is moot. 

[ztejas 43,489]

8 minutes ago, Hate said:

There is a zero percent chance you haven’t done anything more stupid or pointless than this.

Since I quit drinking? Probably not. 

[40acredropout 2,902]

13 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Fast food? I would rather you inject me with Covid. How can anyone eat food you pickup in a fucking drive through cooked in a vat of reused grease? You guys are arguing about which strain of AIDS is better. 

You never had to eat bologna sandwiches for lunch and it's showing.

[Nicole44 22,064]

Well I’m a chick so staying on topic is ludicrously hard for me. What’s y’all’s excuse? Did @ztejas make it to the airport yet? We could just have our Minister of Culture pick Urban up. That will seal the deal. 

[troph 24,875]

Lemonade is really good there

They need to knock it off with the lemon in their iced tea though. You tell them unsweetened no lemon they’re like “yeah she must be kidding, stupid or cray because no one wants tea without lemon.” So irritating.

[slim9797 49]

I think Futureman said he was gay either way.

FIFY


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[derpyhorndog 2,557]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I would have been a few mins late. Accepted a ride right as I was thinking about heading that way. Ended up being Shelby Slawson (no cr). She had no intel on Urban. That bitch.

@Telegraph_it, you're our only hope. 

1 hour ago, Telegraph_it said:

I’ll just fly my beech over there and taxi around a bit. I can probably get there in an hour. 

[You don't know me 1,161]

Why would CUM fly into Austin before the news hits?

It is in the contract that he gets to fire Herman.

[BornAndRaised 12,296]

Not to distract from the burger talk, but did anyone post that shit from OB? Something about a level 3 source? Sorry I don't speak 9.95

 

[senorfussybutt 32]

Ugggh. Really unhappy to see that Herman got to do his presser today. Anything interesting happening? (I'm not reading 30 pages of posts).

[wood 11,227]

Just now, senorfussybutt said:

Ugggh. Really unhappy to see that Herman got to do his presser today. Anything interesting happening? (I'm not reading 30 pages of posts).

Username checks out.

[Poolflood 845]

4 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

@Telegraph_it, you're our only hope. 

I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.

Edited December 1, 2020 by Poolflood