Urban Meyer or bust

[dcar00 14210]

2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

That dude is in the cockpit. Like a boss.

with a high ball full of scotch and water and the gansta lean workin'

[Laxtonto 12080]

9 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Had to reupload it. This is HFD's pic linked above

 

Anyone good enough to figure our the map in the upper right corner....

[Queen Bitch 1692]

None of those are Urban, why the fuck are we looking at this

[perfectchaos007 6642]

2 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

None of those are Urban, why the fuck are we looking at this

The monitor is showing their own flight tracker. Clearly a nod to surly horns and the flight aware contingency 

[Texas Wahoo 3397]

2 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

None of those are Urban, why the fuck are we looking at this

Can’t you tell?  These men are working on it. 

[Radical Larry 28621]

2 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

None of those are Urban, why the fuck are we looking at this

That is a screenshot from Turner's commitment video. 

[Chili dog 1787]

15 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Had to reupload it. This is HFD's pic linked above

Not to sound rude or ungrateful, but what are we supposed to glean from this, exactly? 

[936horn 910]

1 minute ago, Chili dog said:

Not to sound rude or ungrateful, but what are we supposed to glean from this, exactly? 

Fuck if I know I was just fixing the dude's link

[dcar00 14210]

16 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Had to reupload it. This is HFD's pic linked above

initiate Wing Attack Plan R

[OU Sucks 8821]

Just now, Chili dog said:

Not to sound rude or ungrateful, but what are we supposed to glean from this, exactly? 

That it's better to fly commercial than in a crappy bizjet.

[Burt Macklin 19024]

3 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Has it been discussed already what Randolph Duke’s punishment will be if Texas hires Meyer? 

Isn’t being Randolph Duke punishment enough? 

[RGBIII 22840]

It is officially 12:01 on 12/1...a Tuesday. Fire Herman Hire Urban...Today!

[CTC2 2797]

So, you telling me that we sent a hipster in red skinny pants and a guy with a cowboy hat and a Ferrari golf polo to seal the deal?

[TexArcher 37774]

1 minute ago, CTC2 said:

So, you telling me that we sent a hipster in red skinny pants and a guy with a cowboy hat and a Ferrari golf polo to seal the deal?

Why not?  Our most famous alum wears burnt orange 3-piece suits.

[ztejas 43452]

RGL's latest 2 tweets since I saw people asking upthread. 

[Rimbo 25936]

36 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Doesn’t seem so bad

She definitely is a piece, I'll give you that...

[DenverHorn 56]

25 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Anyone good enough to figure our the map in the upper right corner....

[ztejas 43452]

1 minute ago, DenverHorn said:

Sigh. What could have been.

[OU Sucks 8821]

 

[Rimbo 25936]

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

RGL's latest 2 tweets since I saw people asking upthread. 

[ztejas 43452]

4 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

 

He's a tosu troll... takes one click to check their bio and post history. 

[Hairy Biped 586]

I'm about 65% sure the town on the GPS map is Round Rock.

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

I’m about 64% sure the guy on the left doesn’t have a ring on. Can’t be um. He married a spinner. 

[Covri 6249]

55 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Had to reupload it. This is HFD's pic linked above

No no no he said “bmds” and that jet clearly shows these are mmds at best.

Edited December 1, 2020 by Covri

[CenTex Hill Billy 146]

 

That person is from Ohio. Probably a troll.


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[Willfully Horn 8017]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

also also also, y'all are a bunch of amateurs if you don't know the glories of mayonnaise

Mayo or mustard? Fuck you, I'm having both.

But did you read Ms Meyer’s tweet complimenting someone for offering her unlimited use of his trampoline?

[Rimbo 25936]

22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He's a tosu troll... takes one click to check their bio and post history. 

OMG, yeah. This guy can't have an IQ much higher than about 80.

[Cairn Horn88 8264]

If Urban Meyer is EVER coming back to coach again, it would be to Texas....now!

[ztejas 43452]

I'm getting impatient and need to go to bed. Someone airmail Shelley a case of Kahlua.

[TejasPedro 1858]

If you had one chance to bring it home for the longhorn nation, you had one shot at impressing Mrs. Meyer with the best Tex-Mex Meal Austin has to offer. Where you taking her and what are you ordering?
These are my top picks 
Matt’s El Rancho- Large Bob and Old Fashioned Brisket Tacos

Enchiladas y Mas -Cunado’s Special

 

[UncleBuck 6454]

Had to reupload it. This is HFD's pic linked above

I mean outside of the fact that he’s dead, why the world are we sending Bum Phillips to go fetch Urban Meyer?

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

4 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

4 hours ago, GTX Horn said:

Can someone explain what happened at ABIA with Saban for those of us who weren't following the situation as closely back then?

When things were basically as heated as they are now, someone had Nick Saban paged at ABIA as a prank.

That was my idea, and some poster did it almost immediately, and minutes later local Austin radio was talking about it. That day is right up there with the birth of my children and ahead of my wedding.

[Rimbo 25936]

1 hour ago, CTC2 said:

Why do I feel like tomorrow will leave me like the Christmas where I wanted an Atari and got a three piece suit made out of denim?

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

5 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Isn't there a third one on the other side of the airport?

Millionair is there as well I think.  All three are next to each other. 

[BERT 4358]

6 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

It sucks does it not? So many of y’all posters are married so imagine trying to date during a fucking pandemic. This board feels like speed dating though soooo it’s not all bad. 

Try doing it in Longview fucking Texas. Dating sucks in this town even without a pandemic going on. Being 40 with no kids doesn’t help in a small town apparently lol

[wood 11225]

4 hours ago, dec3169 said:

Last year when I was in Florida I went to DQ and tried to order tacos and a chicken and dumplings.  They looked at me like I was on crack.  Turns out they only sell that in TX.  Then I got back to TX and tried to order an Orange Julius.  Same look.  WTF is wrong with DQ?

Wait, they have Chicken & Dumplings at DQ? BTW, they sell Orange Julius at the Burnet Rd DQ.

[dec3169 501]

44 minutes ago, wood said:

Wait, they have Chicken & Dumplings at DQ? BTW, they sell Orange Julius at the Burnet Rd DQ.

At least here in the Tyler area they do - Lindale TX store

Next time I'm in Austin I'll have to go by there.  It's rare these days, but I used to live in Liberty Hill and know the area.  Thanks!

Edited December 1, 2020 by dec3169
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[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Can we move this thread to Food & Travel? 

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1566]

G2s and Vodka all day today boys! 

[DigglerontheHoof 21200]

6 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Mustard.  That's it.  I'd rather fist myself than put mayo on anything. 

Man, I'm pretty damn anti-mayo, myself.  But if my options are burger w/ mayo on it or a fist up my ass; I'm gonna choke down mayo on a burger.  

[Dewey 3286]

I don't recognize anyone in that pic

[HenryJames 66055]

6 hours ago, CTC2 said:

So, you telling me that we sent a hipster in red skinny pants and a guy with a cowboy hat and a Ferrari golf polo to seal the deal?

[UncleBuck 6454]

I don't recognize anyone in that pic

Pretty sure the guy on the right is supposed to be Urban. Bum Phillips is apparently alive, and is the BMD up in the corner there.

[Bullneck 19091]

5 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

I mean outside of the fact that he’s dead, why the world are we sending Bum Phillips to go fetch Urban Meyer?

Dude, Bum Phillips? That's Boss Hogg.

[gmr548 16580]

None of those are Urban, why the fuck are we looking at this

You think surly needs a reason to circle jerk over some old dudes in a private jet?

[DigglerontheHoof 21200]

5 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Dude, Bum Phillips? That's Boss Hogg.

also dead

[UncleBuck 6454]

also dead

CDC is pulling out all the stops, my friend.

[nnm 36409]

4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Different movie, but same genre:

[SydneyCarton 48106]

I hate some of y’all so fucking much. 

[SydneyCarton 48106]

6 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Isn’t being Randolph Duke punishment enough? 

No, because his presence also continually punished us.