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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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Posted by Nicole44,

—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

A Christmas Tale worth telling!

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Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

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1 minute ago, jinx said:

Wait, wait, wait. So Kendra Scott fucked Tom Herman so we could lower his buy out then she let UT use her plane to go get our new coach?  If so, she may be the greatest Longhorn fan of all time.  They will make a Longhorn Legend short for her on LHN.  

No no no. Herman fucked Kendra which led to her divorce. Now her ex-husband is letting us use his plane to fly Urban in and ensure Tom gets fired

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3 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

CDC is playing fucking 3D chess and Herman is the opponents king. 

I think maybe he is ... or at least he's doing the basics very well, imho. Like I said in the other thread, here's CDC's view from his bed at night:

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52 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

not quite - we don't have the return filed yet

our proposed Chariot of CUM is filed Columbus Internationall CMH 1600e - 1621e LUK Cincinnati Lunken (the original Cinncy airport pre-1947).

reposting for anyone 20 or 30 pages behind.....

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/JTL512/history/20201201/0000Z/KVNY/KAUS

If landing at Austin Exec,  can we please get a burnt orange carpet out and get the basketball pep band to play the Eyes while Pom stands at attention(scantily clad) and the Spurs fire off Smokey?

after that we can get Urban on Bevo for a picture with a replica NC trophy.

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3 hours ago, Nivek said:

I am connected to the BMD here in Saskatoon (Longhorns are HUGE up here). What I am hearing is that they are talking to a coach that took a little time off to refresh his batteries and he is ready to curb stomp the B12. He has had similar success at every stop he has coached at and the bonus is that he has NFL experience.


If I told you the name I am afraid I would get cut off, but it’s happening.

I think your connection, pulled out and jizzed you in the face at the last minute.

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5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

If landing at Austin Exec,  can we please get a burnt orange carpet out and get the basketball pep band to play the Eyes while Pom stands at attention(scantily clad) and the Spurs fire off Smokey?

after that we can get Urban on Bevo for a picture with a replica NC trophy.

the spurs shouldn't be allowed to touch Smokey that's horse shit, blasphemous. 

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Wait, wait, wait. So Kendra Scott fucked Tom Herman so we could lower his buy out then she let UT use her plane to go get our new coach?  If so, she may be the greatest Longhorn fan of all time.  They will make a Longhorn Legend short for her on LHN.  

Isn’t kendras ex an Atlanta money bag anyways. This is a false flag
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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fuck the retards on Reddit are posting our shit

 

 

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So who is more regrarded... the morons on reddit for stealing our shit and going back to reddit or the idiots that then post it from reddit to a pay site...

Dont you fucks know by now it all originates here...

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6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fuck the retards on Reddit are posting our shit

 

 

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Just checked. They are giving credit where it is due. I did find this funny:


[–]DeerOnTheRocks 14 points an hour ago 
Dam these Surly folk are absolute mad men. And I love it.

[–]7thandFig 15 points an hour ago 

Returning to the Kendra Scott story arc was really unexpected. Excellent job by the writers

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