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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

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5 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Are you literally only in this thread to bag on fast food and make people feel bad about eating it? It's seriously the 4th or 5th hot take I've read from you about the perils of hamburgers and now Mexican pizzas. 

Some people's world is so small that they can't help but focus and obsess on one little thing, spending days on end thinking of nothing else.

Wait...

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FCB: Timeline starting to take shape

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Good Morning Horns247!!

— The timeline for any football coaching developments at Texas is starting to take shape.

I spoke to two sources close to the situation who said if three-time national championship coach Urban Meyer is interested in the Texas job, there will be a strong push by a group of big-money donors at UT to finance the $15 million buyout of Tom Herman as well as the $9.6 million buyout of Herman's assistant coaches to bring Meyer in as the Longhorns' next coach.

And both sources said they think they'll hear a decision from Meyer - about if he's interested in getting back into coaching - by the end of the week.

There are mixed opinions from those close to Meyer about if he'll get back into coaching. Meyer, 56, has an arachnoid cyst on his brain lining that has caused him health issues in the past, and friends say he's happy as a college football analyst on FOX's Big Noon Kickoff show after building national championship programs at Ohio State (from 2012-18) and Florida (from 2005-10).

With Meyer unattached to a current head-coaching job, he could be hired immediately, in time, perhaps, to convince some 2021 high school recruits who might be committed elsewhere to forego the signing period that begins Dec. 16 and wait to sign until February.

There are people on UT's behalf making inquiries about other possible head coaches as well, sources said. Those sources said inquiries have included Alabama offensive coordinator Steve Sarkisian, who also was the head coach at Washington and USC, and Iowa State head coach Matt Campbell, whose Cyclones (7-2, 7-1 Big 12) beat Texas 23-20 last Friday to effectively eliminate the Longhorns (5-3, 4-3) from the Big 12 title chase.

Stay tuned.

 

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5 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Waking up this morning to the last few pages really taken the wind out of my sails, especially the ATL leg penciled in for the plane. Welp. 

We can’t pick up Arthur Blank for giving UT $20 million for stuttering research? 😶

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3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Can anyone confirm - poster on IT says that Chip is reporting that our backup options to Meyer are Sark-after-Dark and Campbell.

I really don't like seeing a Chip report like this. I know CTJ said Chip has no sources in the athetic dept anymore but I've got close friends who are friends with Chip and they've confirmed he does have some visibility.

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11 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


I would never try to argue the undeniable fact that eating Taco Bell at 2:30 in the morning while piss drunk is not satisfying.  You put enough grease and lard in something and cover it with a layer of salt, of course it will be like water in a desert to a drunk person. When I lived off Riverside in college at the prestigious Landings at College Park in the late 90’s, I fucking destroyed Taco Cabana on the reg after drunken binders. 

But I’m 40 now and if I ate a Mexican Pizza after drinking jack and coke I would go full on Dumb and Dumber the next morning. I just assumed the fast food at 2:30 move was something you graduated from when you realized the harsh consequences of those decisions was not worth the immediate gratification. 
 

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I have a question for you sir - and I'm fine if it pushes a few buttons around here - do you drink? If so, how much do you drink?

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Good Morning Horns247!!

— The timeline for any football coaching developments at Texas is starting to take shape.

I spoke to two sources close to the situation who said if three-time national championship coach Urban Meyer is interested in the Texas job, there will be a strong push by a group of big-money donors at UT to finance the $15 million buyout of Tom Herman as well as the $9.6 million buyout of Herman's assistant coaches to bring Meyer in as the Longhorns' next coach.

And both sources said they think they'll hear a decision from Meyer - about if he's interested in getting back into coaching - by the end of the week.

There are mixed opinions from those close to Meyer about if he'll get back into coaching. Meyer, 56, has an arachnoid cyst on his brain lining that has caused him health issues in the past, and friends say he's happy as a college football analyst on FOX's Big Noon Kickoff show after building national championship programs at Ohio State (from 2012-18) and Florida (from 2005-10).

With Meyer unattached to a current head-coaching job, he could be hired immediately, in time, perhaps, to convince some 2021 high school recruits who might be committed elsewhere to forego the signing period that begins Dec. 16 and wait to sign until February.

There are people on UT's behalf making inquiries about other possible head coaches as well, sources said. Those sources said inquiries have included Alabama offensive coordinator Steve Sarkisian, who also was the head coach at Washington and USC, and Iowa State head coach Matt Campbell, whose Cyclones (7-2, 7-1 Big 12) beat Texas 23-20 last Friday to effectively eliminate the Longhorns (5-3, 4-3) from the Big 12 title chase.

Stay tuned.

 

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2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I really don't like seeing a Chip report like this. I know CTJ said Chip has no sources in the athetic dept anymore but I've got close friends who are friends with Chip and they've confirmed he does have some visibility.

My friends know your friends and they are confirming to me that your friends are full of shit. 

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I wouldn’t pay for a Kendra Scott piece for my wife or all my blonde girlfriends based on what I know about her. 

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what about Kate Spade?

Wife has all the bags n shit

totally nothing weird going on with her 

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12 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Are you literally only in this thread to bag on fast food and make people feel bad about eating it? It's seriously the 4th or 5th hot take I've read from you about the perils of hamburgers and now Mexican pizzas. 

I’m not *only* here to wage a holy war against cheap, processed, obesity inducing food. I’m here for the flight tracker forensics and the Kendra Scott gossip as well. 

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34 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lets be perfectly clear: I will drink Jack And Coke, particularly on a golf course. Jack and Coke is a fucking drink all its own, no different than a vodka and soda, or in the case CoachKiss when he's feelin' frisky, malibu and mountain do for the wife. But that doesn't mean Jack Daniels is Bourbon, or that it's not trash. I also drink fucking Lone Star. 

It's also worth noting that Golf Course beverage wenches aren't exactly known for the vast selection of different bourbons in airplane bottles. If something else was available, that might be what I drink. Then again, maybe not, because if I'm mixing it with coke who the fuck cares?

And while I'm enjoying Newy's jihad, I do have to comment on his earlier post daring to cast slight on Taco Bell: Fuck you sir. Taco Bell is a vital piece of the Drunk American food pyramid. It has a high level of nostalgia AND still makes the occasional appearance. CTJ ate 3-5 Mexican pizzas a week before they ripped his heart out by discontinuing them.

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Taco Bell says goodbye to its Mexican Pizza and four other menu items

Wait a second.  Fuck the Urban Meyer information.  They discontinued the Mexican Pizza?  I am not sure I want to live in a world without the Mexican Pizza.

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8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Some people's world is so small that they can't help but focus and obsess on one little thing, spending days on end thinking of nothing else.

Wait...

I can focus on 2 things BTW thank you! Pornhub is up in the 2nd window and I'm on page 226 of dwarf MILFs. 

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

"People on UT's behalf" have kicked the tires on other coaches, and those other coaches "have included" Campbell and Sark. Calm down. 

We’re just running traps. Being thorough. I know CFB has some visibility but I have this image of him, Ketch, FancyBoots all standing around a taco stand right now. 

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The amount of “if urban wants to coach again” is getting too much. Every fucking writer is hedging that urban isn’t gonna be coaching and while game of telephone contract numbers are being thrown around. I need to see Herman fired before any of it makes a shit

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14 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Can anyone confirm - poster on IT says that Chip is reporting that our backup options to Meyer are Sark-after-Dark and Campbell.


Sark? The rare womanizing, lush Mormon? He’s like a unicorn in that regard. Honestly, after Meyer you can put his name, Campbell and Cole Trickle or whatever his name is from Cincy in a hat and just randomly pick one because were kind of fucked if we don’t get Meyer anyway. 

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5 minutes ago, BoomMF said:

That motherfucker said Steve Sarkisian. lolol

Yeah, he's on the list

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Sark would be very unusual given the problems Texas has had with coaches with a drinking problem.

There's some information that he's been sober quite awhile. This is not the understanding I've been operating under, at all. 

4 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Wait a second.  Fuck the Urban Meyer information.  They discontinued the Mexican Pizza?  I am not sure I want to live in a world without the Mexican Pizza.

Sorry bud.
https://www.delish.com/food-news/a34534068/taco-bell-removing-mexican-pizza/

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12 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i predicted a change on the lunken departure last night.  all is not lost.

Thanks, hope you're right! The things I remain convinced of are that the plane in question has ties to JW, outside counsel to the UT system, and KS, a UT professor and donor, and at the least is doing some very coincidental and wonky shit given the circumstances (and their recent flight booking tactics + blocking the tail number, etc. suggests they don't want people to be following it). 

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