Urban Meyer or bust

[Guest Lobo]

Wait, so who's on the plane that's landing right now?  

 

[Daichee Bell 2,925]

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"People on UT's behalf" have kicked the tires on other coaches, and those other coaches "have included" Campbell and Sark. Calm down. 

You can always kick the tires on Sarks car. Every Sunday morning it’s got a boot on it.

[Hank Chinaski 6,314]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

To be fair, Tom may have a drinking problem as well

[BornAndRaised 12,281]

Just now, Lobo said:

Wait, so who's on the plane that's landing right now?  

 

Thats the million dollar question brother. Wanna drive to Austin Executive and find out for us?

[SydneyCarton 48,067]

Just now, Zeus said:

ok this dude is based and redpilled

 

 

Someone tweet at him to vote for Mackenzie Kelly.

Also, I think it took me over an hour to skim the last 15 pages and catch up. I can confirm to everyone what you already knew, it was a complete waste of time. 

[Deej 76,756]

3 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

Was just thinking about that place. My mom was a regular there back in the day. Good times...or not.

Yeah she was. 

[markstanco 12,573]

5 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Sark? WTF? Texas would dump a shitty coach and then hire another shitty coach, with a known drinking problem? FCB

Some cheapass BMD is suggesting I am sure.  "We can get him for 3 or 4 mill easy!!!"

[GRHorn 105]

19 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Can anyone confirm - poster on IT says that Chip is reporting that our backup options to Meyer are Sark-after-Dark and Campbell.

 

[Guest Lobo]

2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Thats the million dollar question brother. Wanna drive to Austin Executive and find out for us?

I would but jeez-look at the time.  I gotta get to bed, brush my teeth, feed the hog.

 

I don't even know where the Executive Airport is in all honesty-but is Meyer really suspected to be on a flight here right now?  I don't think they'd bring him on campus to meet with people while Herman could actually see it happening.  

Edited December 2, 2020 by Lobo

[elguapo 4,586]

I know the flight tracker stuff is fun and all, but we're not flying Urban in to announce him as our new HC until Herman is officially shitcanned. Come on people.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

4 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

"back in my day...!"

 

He's right you know?

[ztejas 43,414]

5 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

"back in my day...!"

 

Texas actually won meaningful football games?

[BoomMF 1,398]

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Some cheapass BMD is suggesting I am sure.  "We can get him for 3 or 4 mill easy!!!"

That's elbow deep into the bargain bin.

Gotta hope it's about leverage and not sincere interest. Sarkisian gets announced and me and Tim Crowder are gonna arm the homeless population with pliers and blow torches.

[Nicole44 22,059]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Wait, so who's on the plane that's landing right now?  

 

All this burger talk and y’all thought it would just fly under the radar? 
 

 

[OU Sucks 8,797]

2 minutes ago, elguapo said:

I know the flight tracker stuff is fun and all, but we're not flying Urban in to announce him as our new HC until Herman is officially shitcanned. Come on people.

Yeah, duh...we're flying him in to check out the house Shelley picked out.

[Eggo 3,977]

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I would but jeez-look at the time.  I gotta get to bed, brush my teeth, feed the hog.

 

I don't even know where the Executive Airport is in all honesty-but is Meyer really suspected to be on a flight here right now?  

Tell your wife I said hi

[BrazilHorn 6,586]

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Some cheapass BMD is suggesting I am sure.  "We can get him for 3 or 4 mill easy!!!"

No shit. That's like going from a Maybach to a Yugo. Just silly.

He went 5-4 in conference every year at UW minus one year he went 4-5, and ended up 5 games over .500

at USC he got fired his second year after starting out with a 1-2 conference record. He sucked as a HC.

[Fondren & Main 6,703]

I’d rather have Freeze if we can’t get Urban.  I want a proven winner.  Don’t care if they are unscrupulous.

[Vertigo 20,276]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Texas actually won meaningful football games?

No, just a bunch of big 12 games. 

 - Paul Finebaum

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Yeah, duh...we're flying him in to check out the house Shelley picked out.

That's right. In River Place.  This has all been discussed. Please, try to keep up.  BTW I used to live in River Place.  Meyer isn't moving there. It's nice and all but not UM nice. I laughed pretty hard when I read that. 

Edited December 2, 2020 by PassiveAggressiveCoach

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, Eggo said:

Tell your wife I said hi

That's just rude man.  It's a line from "Christmas Vacation."  Get some culture, man.  And tell your wife to slim down, mine's 5'9/120#    

[GRHorn 105]

8 minutes ago, Zeus said:

ok this dude is based and redpilled

 

 

Problematic 

[Hollywood 342]

16 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Tim Crowder tweet showing how little Herman knows about instilling a culture in a program

 

But now we have a Minister of Culture

[WBT 20,561]

21 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Def. of Insanity.. Herman beat OU too. 

Did Herman win the Big 12* at fucking Iowa State?  Or did he fail to win the AAC in that league's equivalent of Texas or OU?  I swear, some of you people are deranged.  Urban Meyer is not the one and only person in the world that could win the Big 12 with Texas's resources.

*absent CG following full round robin dipshittery

[Zeus 6,015]

I just realized this is the former Texas DE lol holy shit he's AMAZING

Nothing better than having a twitter to create a public diary of your thoughts

CLOAK'ED but I'm loving the football tweets going back

 

 

 

 

 

[elguapo 4,586]

23 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

If that's the case just fucking keep Herman. Save the $. 

Some of you seem to be confused as to just how much Tom Herman sucks at his job, and what a disaster keeping him for another season would be for the program as a whole.

[Texas Wahoo 3,391]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Did Herman win the Big 12* at fucking Iowa State?  Or did he fail to win the AAC in that league's equivalent of Texas or OU?  I swear, some of you people are deranged.  Urban Meyer is not the one and only person in the world that could win the Big 12 with Texas's resources.

*absent CG following full round robin dipshittery

To be fair to Herman, he is the only UH coach thus-far to win the AAC.  I'm not saying that is a huge accomplishment, but it's not like UH has been dominating the league.

[Hagbard Celine 10,852]

1 hour ago, Texasrocks said:

You gotta keep up man. It's now EJA664. https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA664#flightPageActivityLog

On a related note, now I know I need a second monitor in my office for coaching searches.

in case this hasn't been pointed out (i'm behind) that's not an F900 and it's operated by netjets not jetlinx.

[Zeus 6,015]

4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

No, just a bunch of big 12 games. 

 - Paul Finebaum

Whats the big 12? Who is even in that conference? 

Is that like the Pac 12 but in the South?

[Eggo 3,977]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Did Herman win the Big 12* at fucking Iowa State?  Or did he fail to win the AAC in that league's equivalent of Texas or OU?  I swear, some of you people are deranged.  Urban Meyer is not the one and only person in the world that could win the Big 12 with Texas's resources.

*absent CG following full round robin dipshittery

Are you sure? Because we've had 3 different coaches in the last 10 years who haven't won the Big 12. 

[Zeus 6,015]

12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Someone tweet at him to vote for Mackenzie Kelly.

Also, I think it took me over an hour to skim the last 15 pages and catch up. I can confirm to everyone what you already knew, it was a complete waste of time. 

BACK OFF WAR CHILD

SERIOUSLY

[OU Sucks 8,797]

6 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

That's right. In River Place.  This has all been discussed. Please, try to keep up.  BTW I used to live in River Place.  Meyer isn't moving there. It's nice and all but not UM nice. I laughed pretty hard when I read that. 

You might be taking this thread too seriously when....oh nevermind.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

6 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

That's right. In River Place.  This has all been discussed. Please, try to keep up.  BTW I used to live in River Place.  Meyer isn't moving there. It's nice and all but not UM nice. I laughed pretty hard when I read that. 

Yeah, they're moving to Steiner.  Shelley is putting 3 rocks in their front yard STAT

[Red Five 40,847]

Burton:

According to a high-ranking official at The University of Texas, Urban Meyer is mulling a return to coaching.

Open issues that remain are his health and whether or not he is convinced that his hard-charging approach is “still relevant in the new era of player personal freedom.”

This report comes immediately following a trip returning from Columbus to Austin of a UT emissary less than 30 minutes ago.

Meyer’s health concerns have been mentioned previously. His approach has not.

Again, it remains a fluid situation, one where we could see twists and turns and misdirection until Tom Herman is dismissed.

[Wally Pryor 5,261]

Meyer's family and health concerns are probably driving the thing and going to end up trumping everything.   Hope I'm wrong. 

[Steel Shank 9,421]

37 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Surprised tom Allen wasn't on that list. Kick Norvell or Holtz off and add allen.

Tom Allen the former host of Country Gold on KVET?

 

Also, don't forget pulling fresh, tasty rug at the Double Eagle in Oak Hill.

Edited December 2, 2020 by Steel Shank

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

6 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I just realized this is the former Texas DE lol holy shit he's AMAZING

Nothing better than having a twitter to create a public diary of your thoughts

CLOAK'ED but I'm loving the football tweets going back

 

 

 

 

 

Negged for bringing in political tweets

[Eggo 3,977]

1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

Tom Allen the former host of Country Gold on KVET?

No Tom Allen the former star of Home Improvement

[THUJONE 4,550]

Okay, so the takeaway is OUR FLIGHT TRACKING WAS RIGHT!

 

[GRHorn 105]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Burton:

According to a high-ranking official at The University of Texas, Urban Meyer is mulling a return to coaching.

Open issues that remain are his health and whether or not he is convinced that his hard-charging approach is “still relevant in the new era of player personal freedom.”

This report comes immediately following a trip returning from Columbus to Austin of a UT emissary less than 30 minutes ago.

Meyer’s health concerns have been mentioned previously. His approach has not.

Again, it remains a fluid situation, one where we could see twists and turns and misdirection until Tom Herman is dismissed.

Yeah Saban has really become a touchy feely coach the last couple years. Please. Not buying that excuse. 

[GRHorn 105]

Just now, THUJONE said:

Okay, so the takeaway is OUR FLIGHT TRACKING WAS RIGHT!

 

The Eyes of Texas are upon your Flight plans. 

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Burton:

According to a high-ranking official at The University of Texas, Urban Meyer is mulling a return to coaching.

Open issues that remain are his health and whether or not he is convinced that his hard-charging approach is “still relevant in the new era of player personal freedom.”

This report comes immediately following a trip returning from Columbus to Austin of a UT emissary less than 30 minutes ago.

Meyer’s health concerns have been mentioned previously. His approach has not.

Again, it remains a fluid situation, one where we could see twists and turns and misdirection until Tom Herman is dismissed.

Wonder if our impenetrable systemic softness was revealed and Urban don't want that shit. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,487]

16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I would but jeez-look at the time.  I gotta get to bed, brush my teeth, feed the hog.

 

I don't even know where the Executive Airport is in all honesty-but is Meyer really suspected to be on a flight here right now?  I don't think they'd bring him on campus to meet with people while Herman could actually see it happening.  

It’s out by the race track I believe 

[Eggo 3,977]

11 minutes ago, Lobo said:

That's just rude man.  It's a line from "Christmas Vacation."  Get some culture, man.  And tell your wife to slim down, mine's 5'9/120#    

Girl sounds like she can eat

[Bevo 13,570]

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

Did Herman win the Big 12* at fucking Iowa State?  Or did he fail to win the AAC in that league's equivalent of Texas or OU?  I swear, some of you people are deranged.  Urban Meyer is not the one and only person in the world that could win the Big 12 with Texas's resources.

*absent CG following full round robin dipshittery

I don't think you get it. Urban Meyer is the one guy who can come in running. He can improve recruiting for 2021. He can get the right assistants in place. He can set us up for 2022. And all this is in one month's time. Anyone else would not even start before 2021.

[Nicole44 22,059]

“Again, it remains a fluid situation, one where we could see twists and turns and misdirection until Tom Herman is dismissed.” 

lmao. I just...lots of ins and outs, twists and turns, lots of plane canon fodder. Just get down to the airport! 

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Sark After Dark

I realize just kicking the tires, but we have been a mediocre shitshow the last 10 years, with championship piss.  If we are going to continue to be a shitshow might as well go all in on being a Championship Shitshow.  

[alphahorn 1,637]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Burton:

According to a high-ranking official at The University of Texas, Urban Meyer is mulling a return to coaching.

Open issues that remain are his health and whether or not he is convinced that his hard-charging approach is “still relevant in the new era of player personal freedom.”

This report comes immediately following a trip returning from Columbus to Austin of a UT emissary less than 30 minutes ago.

Meyer’s health concerns have been mentioned previously. His approach has not.

Again, it remains a fluid situation, one where we could see twists and turns and misdirection until Tom Herman is dismissed.

Just talked to Nick Saban and he said if players can't handle the heat they don't belong in the kitchen of national championship caliber teams.  Seriously, if we are worried about this we've already lost.

[Zeus 6,015]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Negged for bringing in political tweets

that wasn't a political tweet that was a Civil War history tweet!

 

[Red Five 40,847]

It sure seems like we're pretty far down this path to address the whole "do you want to coach again?" question. Have we been hearing "I don't know" to that question for the past two months?