Urban Meyer or bust

[40acredropout 2,908]

2 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I see hookers and blow nowhere in your calculations. It's clearly flawed.

I think it's fair to assume I'd be earmarking a decent chunk of my $100k allowance for said necessities when I tapped in at 21.  

[The Ace of Aces 5,194]

This thread will be 450 pages before Texas even fires Herman this Sunday or next Sunday. 

[NoName 16,414]

4 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

I've built a spreadsheet to fuck around and think about what real wealth looks like (thinking about Bezos made me do it).  Just went back to play with it and I assumed:

• $35M starting fortune
• 3 children, each family rolling forward has 3 children (have children at age 30 and most unrealistic part assumes everyone has triplets at once)
• Each descendent receives $100k annual allowance from ages 21-80.
• Fortune growth of 7%, "allowance" growth of 3%
• No deposits to fortune other than growth mentioned above.

I have the fortune lasting 97 years.  At depletion, it is supporting 27 grandkids and 81 great grandkids.  

actually what kind of difference does say bumping this up to $71m (+36 min = 12m x 3 years) make to the overall calculation

[40acredropout 2,908]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Clearly. And I don't see it accounting for inflation. I don't think 100k a year is "never have to worry about money" money now, much less 20 years from now. 

That's what the 3% allowance growth is for.

[Hagbard Celine 10,938]

6 minutes ago, sidis said:

looks like our favorite flight is about to leave columbus for cincinnati.  somewhere in the last 100 pages, did we figure out who we are picking up in georgia on our way to tampa?

#flighttrackingszn

my theory is dekalb is a meeting point for multiple parties coming from multiple locations, like a mini-hub or focus city for "air meyer"

[Landomatic 3,813]

In on 200

that still a thing?

we still doing that?

no?

okay nm

[NoName 16,414]

1 minute ago, troph said:

got both, forgot my discord login how many fucking verification steps of buses, and traffic lights, and cross walks does it take to log in, sweet jesus

download the app on your phone, you can scan the QR code and log in in about 2.5 seconds

[JFKFC 4,893]

1 minute ago, EZ$ said:

Dammit Urban....just look at the damn cake!  The cake, it’s baked!!!

[Tonesky 961]

This delay is intolerable.  Fire Urban Meyer!

[troph 24,914]

6 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

I've built a spreadsheet to fuck around and think about what real wealth looks like (thinking about Bezos made me do it).  Just went back to play with it and I assumed:

• $35M starting fortune
• 3 children, each family rolling forward has 3 children (have children at age 30 and most unrealistic part assumes everyone has triplets at once)
• Each descendent receives $100k annual allowance from ages 21-80.
• Fortune growth of 7%, "allowance" growth of 3%
• No deposits to fortune other than growth mentioned above.

I have the fortune lasting 97 years.  At depletion, it is supporting 27 grandkids and 81 great grandkids.  

that's really cool actually.  never tried to do that.  all of that said, starting with $35M and kids/grandkids only getting $100K a year.  Yeah, that's a shit ton of family squabbles and lawsuits to come.

[SydneyCarton 48,222]

2 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

That's what the 3% allowance growth is for.

I read that as their allowance gets 3% bigger. Sorry, not a finance guy. 

[Gravy Train 974]

17 minutes ago, satyanash said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/emergencybackupshag/

Fuck Reddit, and especially fuck r/CFB.  For anyone browsing this thread from there, go back to your groupthink handjob karma bullshit.  Suck my bucknuts, too.

[sidis 9,832]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

my theory is dekalb is a meeting point for multiple parties coming from multiple locations, like a mini-hub or focus city for "air meyer"

i'm going more with kirby smart is on board for dc.  spread the news.

[Leanderman 2,277]

Anyone burned a couch yet?

[Landomatic 3,813]

In on 201

that still a thing?

we still doing that?

no?

okay nm

Edited December 2, 2020 by Landomatic

[40acredropout 2,908]

2 minutes ago, NoName said:

actually what kind of difference does say bumping this up to $71m (+36 min = 12m x 3 years) make to the overall calculation

My model has you running out of doe 162 years down the line.  At the time supporting 243 great great grandkids.  The annual allowance at that point is up to just $11.3M per year. 

[TrashMaster G 17,650]

200 pages? And do we have Urbs yet?

[NoName 16,414]

Just now, Gravy Train said:

Fuck Reddit, and especially fuck r/CFB.  For anyone browsing this thread from there, go back to your groupthink handjob karma bullshit.  Suck my bucknuts, too.

CFB is ok but going there for high quality discussion is like going to the football board here and expecting high quality discussion...

 

 

[KYHorn 17,209]

11 minutes ago, sidis said:

looks like our favorite flight is about to leave columbus for cincinnati.  somewhere in the last 100 pages, did we figure out who we are picking up in georgia on our way to tampa?

#flighttrackingszn

Someone mentioned there's a family member who lives nearby. 

[NoName 16,414]

1 minute ago, 40acredropout said:

My model has you running out of doe 162 years down the line.  At the time supporting 243 great great grandkids.  The annual allowance at that point is up to just $11.3M per year. 

thanks man, so even 3 years @ 12 per is enough to move the needle a long way

[Aqua Buddha 14,625]

10 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

I've built a spreadsheet to fuck around and think about what real wealth looks like (thinking about Bezos made me do it).  Just went back to play with it and I assumed:

• $35M starting fortune
• 3 children, each family rolling forward has 3 children (have children at age 30 and most unrealistic part assumes everyone has triplets at once)
• Each descendent receives $100k annual allowance from ages 21-80.
• Fortune growth of 7%, "allowance" growth of 3%
• No deposits to fortune other than growth mentioned above.

I have the fortune lasting 97 years.  At depletion, it is supporting 27 grandkids and 81 great grandkids.  

Now factor in how much G1 goes and blows.  $35M goes fast depending on spending habits.

[wood 11,287]

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So we’re now over 100 pages since the thread started heating up. 
 

a thread told by idiots, full of planes and bourbon. Signifying nothing. 

Would you have it any other way?

[Burt Macklin 19,053]

3 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

In on 200

that still a thing?

we still doing that?

no?

okay nm

It usually works better when you actually post on page 200. 

[satyanash 14,642]

4 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

In on 200

that still a thing?

we still doing that?

no?

okay nm

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Holy shit. Plane is going from Tampa to guess where? Sarasota!  Wow! 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/JTL512/history/20201203/1900Z/KPDK/KTPA

[KYHorn 17,209]

2 hours ago, IDIOTsavant said:

He's from somewhere in Alabama near the Georgia state line, but I believe Atlanta is the closest airport. He also played at GT, so they might have moved even closer that way. It was just speculation on my part.

There it is. Son in law's family

[HillaryFan420 121]

7 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

This thread will be 450 pages before Texas even fires Herman this Sunday or next Sunday. 

lol I can't even imagine this place if Herman isn't fired by Monday. 

[40acredropout 2,908]

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

Now factor in how much G1 goes and blows.  $35M goes fast depending on spending habits.

Yeah for sure.  This obviously all contemplates the $35M, free and clear, being set aside in your Generational Allowance Fund.

***Disclaimer-  note my username, any kind of personal estate planning based off of my projections is not advised.

[Gravy Train 974]

1 minute ago, NoName said:

CFB is ok but going there for high quality discussion is like going to the football board here and expecting high quality discussion...

Post anything remotely snarky and you'll get the whole SEC conference mouthbreathing contingent to neg you to oblivion.  It's a shit venue where nobody knows shit anyhow and the entire group hinges on what/where ESPN's College GameDay is doing.

 

[BachelorTrek 3,063]

1 minute ago, wood said:

Would you have it any other way?

 

[ztejas 43,552]

1 minute ago, Gravy Train said:

Post anything remotely snarky and you'll get the whole SEC conference mouthbreathing contingent to neg you to oblivion.  It's a shit venue where nobody knows shit anyhow and the entire group hinges on what/where ESPN's College GameDay is doing.

 

I wound up here after getting multiple accounts banned on /r/CFB

[dcar00 14,382]

12 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

My God I hope Patterson isn't on his list.

we better get Urban...

[South Austin 52,636]

Just now, ztejas said:

I wound up here after getting multiple accounts banned on /r/CFB

Posting scat porn will do that to you.

[BurntOrange&White 40,050]

Y’all should read this article about Harboughs contract. I could see us doing something similar. 
 

https://ptppartners.com/how-insurance-strategies-made-jim-harbaugh-the-highest-paid-coach-in-the-ncaa/

[DaysOff 7,978]

My model has you running out of doe 162 years down the line.  At the time supporting 243 great great grandkids.  The annual allowance at that point is up to just $11.3M per year. 

I like money.

[trythisathome 971]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I wound up here after getting multiple accounts banned on /r/CFB

Getting banned from CFB is a badge of honor. Some of the worst mods on the site if you ask me 

[Aqua Buddha 14,625]

1 minute ago, 40acredropout said:

Yeah for sure.  This obviously all contemplates the $35M, free and clear, being set aside in your Generational Allowance Fund.

***Disclaimer-  note my username, any kind of personal estate planning based off of my projections is not advised.

Assuming that net worth of $35M is accurate, Meyer could easily double that at Texas, especially if he does well off the field.  $15M/yr for five years is $75M and that's just the on field salary.  

Coaching salaries have skyrocketed since he was at Florida.  

[Burt Macklin 19,053]

3 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Yeah for sure.  This obviously all contemplates the $35M, free and clear, being set aside in your Generational Allowance Fund.

***Disclaimer-  note my username, any kind of personal estate planning based off of my projections is not advised.

Too late. I've already put $3,500 in a fund and am planning to give $10 to each of my grandkids for the next 100 years. If this doesn't work, they will be crushed. 

[ztejas 43,552]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Posting scat porn will do that to you.

I know that one of them was a Baylor rape joke.

[RollLeft 5,045]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Y’all should read this article about Harboughs contract. I could see us doing something similar. 
 

https://ptppartners.com/how-insurance-strategies-made-jim-harbaugh-the-highest-paid-coach-in-the-ncaa/

I can't.

[C-Man 27,286]

6 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

lol I can't even imagine this place if Herman isn't fired by Monday. 

If that's the case, it will be because the plane has slammed into the side of the mountain.

[BigHorn'13 3,387]

15 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

This thread will be 450 pages before Texas even fires Herman this Sunday or next Sunday. 

That's my concern yet here we are, f5ing, skimming through the bs. I'm convinced everyone's lying about their profession. 

[South Austin 52,636]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

If that's the case, it will be because the plane has slammed into the side of the mountain.

I think if Herman's plane crashes into the side of a mountain, CDC should still posthumously fire him.

[SHOOTER12 8,836]

7 hours ago, ztejas said:

I have a question for you sir - and I'm fine if it pushes a few buttons around here - do you drink? If so, how much do you drink?

As for me lately?  Way,way too damned much.

[victory88 5,672]

So what's the deal?  Actually needed to get some work done and saw this thread blow past 200 pages.  

This is going to be Urban when we fire Tom.  I can't wait!

[TexasEd 8,077]

So we are on step 7. Getting giddy about Step 8.

Edited December 2, 2020 by TexasEd

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

14 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Holy shit. Plane is going from Tampa to guess where? Sarasota!  Wow! 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/JTL512/history/20201203/1900Z/KPDK/KTPA

Here it is.  Guess what is next to Sarasota?  Siesta Key

 

Edited December 2, 2020 by PassiveAggressiveCoach

[40acredropout 2,908]

We need to be sure that the following make it into CDC's final presentation:

• Surly UM estate planning projections
• Fact @Errestaurants is offering up his wife as a sacrificial cum dumpster (I mean that in the most respectful way possible, she seems like a great lady)
• @futureman will fist himself if he signs the dotted line.

What else?

[BurntOrange&White 40,050]

FUCK ITS HAPPENING

[IDIOTsavant 8,505]

9 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

lol I can't even imagine this place if Herman isn't fired by Monday. 

Not a concern...at all.