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45 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Rationale has been discussed at length for stops in ATX, LA, Cincy and FL, but this is the narrative I have subscribed to as far as the logic behind the stops in Pittsburgh and Atlanta.

Weakest basis is Pittsburgh - best guesses there are that (i) Urban was trying to line up (as Option A or B) the Pitt Recruiting Director that was his recruiting assistant at tOSU or (ii) Mickey Marotti was there for some reason - perhaps due to tOSU's upcoming game at MSU being up in the air this week until recently -- Marotti is from Ambridge, PA about ~20 miles outside of Pittsburgh and I think he still has parents/family there.

As far as ATL, my bet is refueling/routine maintenance pitstop. As mentioned earlier today, that's one of Jet Linx's primary U.S. bases/FBOs. Based on this website about the base and some minor digging, seems like a cornerstone of Jet Linx's business is having negotiated lower jet fuel prices at its FBOs - I read that to mean that in practice Jet Linx might only refuel at bases like that one, or at the very least make the stop at a base to refuel and do regular/mandatory maintenance with their dedicated team there if it's on the flight path and logical. In any event, Peachtree is almost dead center on the flight path between Cincy and Tampa. Alternative reason might be simply to meet up with new passengers joining, such as those on this flight that has been mentioned in this thread - it gets into Peachtree tomorrow at 9:48 a.m., just 20 minutes after the "Kendra Scott" flight with Sarasota final destination.

Impressive sleuthing but do people really think a BMD is going to make Urban and his family stop in Atlanta for a 4.5 hour layover to get some routine maintenance and fuel on the plane? Y'all know jets can make it from Ohio to FL without stopping right? If that's our BMDs' way of closing people I think we've identified a problem. If this was Urban's own plane, then maybe the ATL maintenance stop would make sense.

The in laws story is plausible except Corey Dennis is coaching this week so he wouldn't be going with them. Unless people are talking about a different set of in laws. But then why a 4.5 hr layover if just picking someone up?

Also why stop in Tampa just to go on to Sarasota?

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Just now, crum said:

Broaddus was a long time Cowboys scout. may be well-connected. may not be

Hell, I'll say the first and last name.

Brian Broaddus was a long-time Dallas Cowboys (not okie lite/Silo Tech, not Wyoming) scout.

He's part of the daily KLRD-FM 105.3 FM "The Fan" sports talk radio lineup.

And I'm not even from the Metroplex, and I know who he is.

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20 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

And this thread inevitably ends in a dick measuring contest.

I dunno, Troph seems pretty serious with her competition since she keeps a glock alongside her measuring tape.  Seems risky if the moment is wrong.

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5 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Urban just joined Klatt's livestream of his show thing. They're talking about Ohio State and the game minimum requirement rn 

 

He's wearing an tOSU polo

doomed

Looks like he's staying at an AirBnB on Horseshoe Bay...

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1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Hell, I'll say the first and last name.

Brian Broaddus was a long-time Dallas Cowboys (not okie lite/Silo Tech, not Wyoming) scout.

He's part of the daily KLRD-FM 105.3 FM "The Fan" sports talk radio lineup.

And I'm not even from the Metroplex, and I know who he is.

if we're gonna be pedantic, I will say the first name. 

Bryan Broaddus was a long-time Dallas Cowboys (not okie lite/Silo Tech, not Wyoming) scout.

He's part of the daily KLRD-FM 105.3 FM "The Fan" sports talk radio lineup.

And I'm not even from the Metroplex, and I know who he is.

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6 hours ago, RGBIII said:

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I'm here to multi-quote and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

This is the quote that's got me thinking that the decision was made days ago, and all the rumors you're hearing are people covering while the final legwork/paperwork are done.

6 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Contradicts what all of the other 9.95 mods have said.

See above. Different sources are lying about it being finalized in different ways.

6 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Even amidst one of the biggest coaching searches in program history, Kurt manages to be completely uninformed and irrelevant. It's truly impressive how dedicated he is to being shitty at his job. 

He's not shitty. He's one of the best in the country at his job. You just don't understand what his job is.

His job is to sell papers/clicks by saying inflammatory things. You just fell for it.

6 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I would think UM would love the opportunity to use the bowl practices/game to evaluate the roster.

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6 hours ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Tim “bad call, he was only out of bounds a little” Brando can go help Futureman lube up

hell, he can take a fist beside him

6 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

The funny thing about college coaching searches is that it is nearly impossible to mask flights during this time. Who the hell is flying this often to and from Columbus to Austin in early December? 

it is suspicious, yes. All the more reason to believe it's happening.

6 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Can we temporarily change @futureman's user name to closetofisting?

lol

6 hours ago, Dbeasy said:


Live look at futureman reading the thread this morning.

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Explain to me how, exactly, futureman loses by showing us his gaping asshole? I'm pretty sure the thought turns him on, and had from the beginning.

6 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

How does a recruiting coordinator opt out?

Loses his job with the rest. But it's fake.

6 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Smokescreen 

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6 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Ill take Gerrys word over yours you zebra cake cunt

"But I had to correct his bad grammar all the time!" --Ketch, actual thing he said to me once, the fat fuck

6 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Hard to do when he’s probably sitting in a Wendy’s parking lot dipping handfuls of bacon cheese fries into his frosty and talking on his bat phone to his sources. 

I just needed to see this quoted again.

6 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

This whole "total control" theme is stupid. What control does Herman not currently have?

Control over getting new locker room/facilities - check

Control over hiring staff & assistants - check (see Casey Horny and the other parade of dipshits he's hired)

Control of roster/play calling - Only way to explain Brewer playing in the slot the whole damn time

etc etc etc

It seems like he has all of the control he needs.

What is Urban looking for that is so fucking different?

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6 hours ago, South Austin said:

Prima Nocta.

Give it to him.

6 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

That's another thing Herman did, pull social media away from Plonsky. She used to own a lot of the external comms/deals etc and now Herman does. This was done at start of his tenure.

thank goodness

5 hours ago, 936horn said:

TFB doesn't know jack shit outside of recruiting.

Nobody knows, because those who know are trying not to fuck it up.

5 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Saying CDC wouldn't get any credit for bringing URBAN FUCKING MEYER out of retirement may be the stupidest thing said in this entire thread.  And let me remind you, we devoted 10+ pages to burgers.

And many other intellectual discourses, like futureman's asshole.

5 hours ago, THUJONE said:

Sam comes back if we get UM.

I'd take him back. Imagine if he had some actual coaching...

5 hours ago, Mikey4 said:
5 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:
On tapa, all I'm getting in this thread are ads for Kendra Scott, and it's making me laugh every time.

Weird, I'm getting midget tranny porn ads.

Same same

5 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

More like we'll keep you posted as bullshit emerges. 

As usual.

5 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

WTF is a "Tife"?

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5 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Nope. Not a chance. Sam needs to go.

It's not like the backups wouldn't get a chance to earn the start.

5 hours ago, The Dog said:

Which would totally be on brand for Ketch. When he does have info he doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut (see Kyler Murray recruitment)

He's a cunt, yeah.

5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Geoff Ketchum should be banned from our program like Hamm was at aggy. He is an insufferable douche who constantly elevates his own interests above the program's, and has no regard for the damage he may cause the program. And he makes his money off of supporters OF the program.

People should stop giving his site money. Cut his ass off.

Seriously. We should warn people.

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Oh fuck!!!!

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Doing the work still, I see.

4 hours ago, pops said:

Klatt was on the ticket yesterday and said urban called him yesterday and he sent he call to voice-mail as soon as he saw the name because he doesn't want to know shit about shit. 

I dont believe for a second he didn't take the call,  but this shit is locked down from all sides. 

 

I believe you're right. The cover-up is in progress.

4 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

Pegging @futureman and @NowThis

I'm already outta rep for the day but LOL

3 hours ago, Orange&White said:

I am now of the opinion that this shit is done and it is just a series of small details, scheduling and logistics to be worked out for announcements.

☝️ that's what I've been thinking since yesterday... all the rumors are cover.

3 hours ago, CHIEF said:

Or better yet, she had to move her trip up because something way more important is happening this weekend.

CHIEF

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3 hours ago, immamac said:

Also can someone seriously please send me a DM with the current status (can be funny) I am going to make a banner at the top of the page so people stop fucking asking in the thread and I'll update it as new news comes out. 

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3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

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Perfect.

3 hours ago, Xian said:

Its happened.  Its done. 
 

we got him. 

And you are...?

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Can everyone plz retweet this

 

Way ahead of you.

2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Why not? He'd be a great position coach or coordinator.

I'd take him.

2 hours ago, wood said:

2, 5, 1, 3, 4

I'd kill every last one of you for fifteen minutes with any of them.

2 hours ago, Caddox said:

This is correct. Herman wont get canned until Meyer makes a decision. If Meyer says yes before our game, Herman will get canned either Saturday afternoon or Sunday evening. If Meyer says yes after our game, Herman will get canned immediately. All of this was communicated to Meyer a while ago, it plays absolutely zero factor in Meyer's decision. 

Herman's going to get canned. That decision was made as soon as ISU ended. 

2 hours ago, babysdaddy said:

said another way according to Matt Craven playing the role of Zimmer in the 1995 hit Crimson Tide "You don't put on a condom unless you're gonna fuck!"

Indeed. 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

He's got a two day head-start on you, which is more than he needs. Meyer's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages and knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear and you'll never see him again. With any luck he's got the Texas job already.

Got lost in his own stadium, yeah?

2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Everyone before the 2007 Holiday Bowl was ready to move on thinking Colt had reached his potential

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2 hours ago, Homercles said:

FlightAware Surly is best Surly

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again, outta rep, lol

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

there's a discord @immamac

send me an invite plz

1 hour ago, Gravy Train said:

Fuck Reddit, and especially fuck r/CFB.  For anyone browsing this thread from there, go back to your groupthink handjob karma bullshit.  Suck my bucknuts, too.

fuck r/baseball too

1 hour ago, Reese Bennett said:

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when it's done

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

ohio st people

starting to get worried. 
 

 

good sign 

Yeah. If he's already putting a staff together? Already discussing the assistants they'll lose...

59 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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man i keep telling them that auto-scaling is the future, but...

54 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Y’all tell your wives about this place? Jesus

She doesn't care. 

39 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

FYI Gerry just said 

Daughter lives in Siesta Key.

Gerry on the ball.

35 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Maybe Urban said yes yesterday but he wants to watch Tom and Michelle twist in the wind while waiting to be tarred, feathered and run out of Austin.  

I like this idea. 🤣

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1 minute ago, crum said:

if we're gonna be pedantic, I will say the first name. 

Bryan Broaddus was a long-time Dallas Cowboys (not okie lite/Silo Tech, not Wyoming) scout.

He's part of the daily KLRD-FM 105.3 FM "The Fan" sports talk radio lineup.

And I'm not even from the Metroplex, and I know who he is.

That spelling of "Brian" doesn't exist... too aggy.
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the guy I bought them from might as well be a lesbian trapped in a man's body.  he's a big tough burly guy though but man he likes to talk about emotions and therapy all that gushy stuff.  a really fantastic guy though.  just a big softy.  anyway, he loves to slide into my DMs with instagram links to chicks carrying or shooting guns.  it would be creepy except context it's not.  some hot ass ladies carrying on instagram though.

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2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I'm here to multi-quote and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

This is the quote that's got me thinking that the decision was made days ago, and all the rumors you're hearing are people covering while the final legwork/paperwork are done.

See above. Different sources are lying about it being finalized in different ways.

He's not shitty. He's one of the best in the country at his job. You just don't understand what his job is.

His job is to sell papers/clicks by saying inflammatory things. You just fell for it.

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hell, he can take a fist beside him

it is suspicious, yes. All the more reason to believe it's happening.

lol

Explain to me how, exactly, futureman loses by showing us his gaping asshole? I'm pretty sure the thought turns him on, and had from the beginning.

Loses his job with the rest. But it's fake.

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"But I had to correct his bad grammar all the time!" --Ketch, actual thing he said to me once, the fat fuck

I just needed to see this quoted again.

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Give it to him.

thank goodness

Nobody knows, because those who know are trying not to fuck it up.

And many other intellectual discourses, like futureman's asshole.

I'd take him back. Imagine if he had some actual coaching...

Same same

As usual.

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It's not like the backups wouldn't get a chance to earn the start.

He's a cunt, yeah.

Seriously. We should warn people.

Doing the work still, I see.

I believe you're right. The cover-up is in progress.

I'm already outta rep for the day but LOL

☝️ that's what I've been thinking since yesterday... all the rumors are cover.

😁

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Perfect.

And you are...?

Way ahead of you.

I'd take him.

I'd kill every last one of you for fifteen minutes with any of them.

Herman's going to get canned. That decision was made as soon as ISU ended. 

Indeed. 

Got lost in his own stadium, yeah?

☝️

again, outta rep, lol

send me an invite plz

fuck r/baseball too

when it's done

Yeah. If he's already putting a staff together? Already discussing the assistants they'll lose...

man i keep telling them that auto-scaling is the future, but...

She doesn't care. 

Gerry on the ball.

I like this idea. 🤣

Hey man. I like you. At least I think I do. I'd rather not put you on ignore.

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2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I'm here to multi-quote and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

This is the quote that's got me thinking that the decision was made days ago, and all the rumors you're hearing are people covering while the final legwork/paperwork are done.

See above. Different sources are lying about it being finalized in different ways.

He's not shitty. He's one of the best in the country at his job. You just don't understand what his job is.

His job is to sell papers/clicks by saying inflammatory things. You just fell for it.

playoffs??!?.gif

hell, he can take a fist beside him

it is suspicious, yes. All the more reason to believe it's happening.

lol

Explain to me how, exactly, futureman loses by showing us his gaping asshole? I'm pretty sure the thought turns him on, and had from the beginning.

Loses his job with the rest. But it's fake.

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"But I had to correct his bad grammar all the time!" --Ketch, actual thing he said to me once, the fat fuck

I just needed to see this quoted again.

👇

Give it to him.

thank goodness

Nobody knows, because those who know are trying not to fuck it up.

And many other intellectual discourses, like futureman's asshole.

I'd take him back. Imagine if he had some actual coaching...

Same same

As usual.

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It's not like the backups wouldn't get a chance to earn the start.

He's a cunt, yeah.

Seriously. We should warn people.

Doing the work still, I see.

I believe you're right. The cover-up is in progress.

I'm already outta rep for the day but LOL

☝️ that's what I've been thinking since yesterday... all the rumors are cover.

😁

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Perfect.

And you are...?

Way ahead of you.

I'd take him.

I'd kill every last one of you for fifteen minutes with any of them.

Herman's going to get canned. That decision was made as soon as ISU ended. 

Indeed. 

Got lost in his own stadium, yeah?

☝️

again, outta rep, lol

send me an invite plz

fuck r/baseball too

when it's done

Yeah. If he's already putting a staff together? Already discussing the assistants they'll lose...

man i keep telling them that auto-scaling is the future, but...

She doesn't care. 

Gerry on the ball.

I like this idea. 🤣

wow that was impressive.  you most def would probs win in the measuring contest.

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8 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Hell, I'll say the first and last name.
Brian Broaddus was a long-time Dallas Cowboys (not okie lite/Silo Tech, not Wyoming) scout.  He's part of the daily KLRD-FM 105.3 FM "The Fan" sports talk radio lineup.  And I'm not even from the Metroplex, and I know who he is.

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3 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

 

Haha, ok yeah they don't know shit. Their big interesting update is....if Urban Meyer is hired he'll be making lots of decisions about the football program. Great stuff guys.

 

So to be clear, you like them enough to give them money, but don't trust what they write, and won't even post the update so others can make a judgement. Go fuck yourself.

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36 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Junior Miller is I believe. I know he went to North Texas, but is very sympathetic to Sooners and their bag of dicks.

Corby is insufferable, even though he’s TCU grad. 

It isn't the Junior Miller from Midland who was an All American TE in the 80s?

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26 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I find it quite strange how two planes are going to be going to Dekalb Peachtree at the same time.

 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA589/history/20201203/1330Z/KBTR/KPDK

 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/JTL512/history/20201203/1330Z/KLUK/KPDK

 

Am I fishing too much or is this just ironic?

@derpyhorndog

Re the NetJets-operated Cessna Citation Excel/XLS, it's difficult to gain much traction because there are a lot of them, 50+ alone with TX-registered owners.

On the other hand, thought this was interesting. One of the those TX-based XLS owners is the UT Board of Regents (Tail No. N139XL). Funny enough, the tail number is not blocked. However, I suppose it's possible that an "unblocked" plane's details won't show up on FlightAware when it's being flown around by a third-party operator such as NetJets?

If that's the case, it gets more interesting because FlightAware shows the BOR's XLS last recorded ride touched down at 8:58 a.m. CST on November 17th.  When does the NetJets XLS record history start? At 8:17 a.m. CST on November 17th in Boston, MA. So, thought for a second I might have stumbled across a big connection given that same-day coincidence, but obviously the timing of the handoff means the NetJets plane isn't the BOR's unless it has a flux capacitor or there's a way someone could have done some fuckery with FlightAware to obfuscate the handoff - all ears if any Surly experts know of a way that'd be possible. 

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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hey man. I like you. At least I think I do. I'd rather not put you on ignore.

 

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I view Rimbo as relatively harmless. Oblivious, but harmless. Now I'm pondering expanding the old ignore list by 1 because that longcat shit is fucking dumb.

Funny how similar our posting is sometimes for someone that refuses to read anything I post.

Anyway...

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2 minutes ago, Teryor said:

So to be clear, you like them enough to give them money, but don't trust what they write, and won't even post the update so others can make a judgement. Go fuck yourself.

Sorry I made fun of your article CJ, but I don't give TFB a dime. Didn't read the article and don't have access. Still, want to bet that it's a big pile of nothing?

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3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

It isn't the Junior Miller from Midland who was an All American TE in the 80s?

I thought Junior Miller was the poster that announced to the board he was going to murder his wife and then off himself because she went to a ladies' lunch at the beginning of corona and hasn't been heard from since. Weird.

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11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Re: Teryl Austin - You got anything on this?

Austin is a special assistant/consultant with the Steelers.  He had a really terrible few games as the Bengals DC and it basically killed any opportunity he might have had to get a HC job.  Went to Pittsburgh to rehabilitate.  

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3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I thought Junior Miller was the poster that announced to the board he was going to murder his wife and then off himself because she went to a ladies' lunch at the beginning of corona and hasn't been heard from since. Weird.

I think he and @NowThis ran off together? 

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