Urban Meyer or bust

[Teryor 4476]

2 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Sorry I made fun of your article CJ, but I don't give TFB a dime. Didn't read the article and don't have access. Still, want to bet that it's a big pile of nothing?

It probably is nothing, I'd still rather have someone post it without you being a retard and gatekeeping it before letting us call him a retard for what is actually written

[DanTheHorn 4934]

1 hour ago, Viper said:

 

 

ahem

 

Maybe he just does nopt predict a winner because he says he has to recuse himself due to a conflict of interest

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

https://www.facebook.com/1498798014/posts/10217817031726343/?d=n

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=jeff+snook+ohio+state&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari

 

👀👀👀

Interesting follow up link

 

 

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/ohio-state-insider-jeff-snook-reveals-messages-tom-hermans-wife-sent-him-about-courtney-smith/

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

Oh, so we're bringing out the gats today...

[ztejas 43476]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

https://www.facebook.com/1498798014/posts/10217817031726343/?d=n

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=jeff+snook+ohio+state&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari

 

👀👀👀

The tOSU salt in those comments is amazing. They're probably having PTSD from LeBron leaving the first time. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

2 minutes ago, bEastTexas said:

Who the fuck is Jeff Snook?

[closetojumping 62746]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Austin is a special assistant/consultant with the Steelers.  He had a really terrible few games as the Bengals DC and it basically killed any opportunity he might have had to get a HC job.  Went to Pittsburgh to rehabilitate.  

I'm with you. I was asking @alincoln because he's plugged into the happenings at OSU and might have been dropping a hint.

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

3 minutes ago, bEastTexas said:

For those unaware - Snook is an Ohio St graduate - a journalist and writer - and has written several books about Ohio St football (and others).

[ztejas 43476]

Nate Meyer accepted my follow request. Which made me stop to wonder what the fuck I'm doing with my life.

I guess I'll update if he posts anything groundbreaking?

First find: he's dating this guys daughter.

Edited December 3, 2020 by ztejas

[Wishbone 4762]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Who the fuck is Jeff Snook?

Invented snooker.

[Bevo 13579]

I feel the misery of 2020 Longhorn football slowly leaving my body. I am hopeful, again.

[troph 24855]

BMD bringing out the big guns we can too.  no more burger talk, gun talk yahhhhh!

[closetojumping 62746]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Who the fuck is Jeff Snook?

He's an OSU coelenterate. If he's writing that shit, it's kind of shocking, actually. He's on the inside of their world as a writer. I think he once wrote a hagiography on Meyer or one of the other HCs there or some shit.

[closetohumping 17449]

Teryl Austin was supposed to be our dc according to ketch.  If anyone remembers the infamous 85 %.  

[Dilligas 666]

46 minutes ago, NoName said:

Who is the other one? Corby and?

Sure it’s been answered but I’m behind, Junior Miller and Corby are sooner butt buddies. At least Miller grew up in OKC.

[Newy25 7692]

The McRib is the symbol of everything that is horribly wrong with the fast food industry. It’s not even made from rib meat, but rather ground up picnic pork meat made up into a patty shaped like rib meat. I view this sandwich as the ultimate troll job from McDonald’s where I’m sure a cross functional team of marketers, food scientists and serial killers decided on a good way to reuse the variety meats from the pig previously reserved for frozen exports to China. For whatever reason, you cannot call a product something other than it is anywhere else in our economy unless you slap it in a bun and sell it through a drive through apparently. 

It solves the lack of rib meat taste and avoids tasting like the imitation patty made from leftover Chinese exports by slathering it in a highly fattening, sodium filled sauce that is slightly less healthy than ketchup. Of all of the fast food choices, the McRib represents the worst of all for the consumer combining terrible quality with the most unhealthy aspects of anything you can get in fast food. 

[runthebone 8013]

6 minutes ago, bEastTexas said:

You better charge your phone.  If you let it die, you'll be 5 pages behind.

[staboner 4984]

[Caddox 952]

OK FOLKS. From a text thread I’m on, a Big Dick Cigar just threw us a bone and said “I’ll be shocked if Herman isn’t on our sidelines next year.”

Dallas guy. Guaranteed he was at the recent Dallas pow wow. I’m officially on the It’s happening train.

[Hmbre97 6312]

I'm locked and loaded

[UncleSonny 6573]

13 minutes ago, Teryor said:

So to be clear, you like them enough to give them money, but don't trust what they write, and won't even post the update so others can make a judgement. Go fuck yourself.

 

4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

It probably is nothing, I'd still rather have someone post it without you being a retard and gatekeeping it before letting us call him a retard for what is actually written

You doing ok bud? This is still a happy thread as far as I can tell.

[HenryJames 66124]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

The McRib is the symbol of everything that is horribly wrong with the fast food industry. It’s not even made from rib meat, but rather ground up picnic pork meat made up into a patty shaped like rib meat. I view this sandwich as the ultimate troll job from McDonald’s where I’m sure a cross functional team of marketers, food scientists and serial killers decided on a good way to reuse the variety meats from the pig previously reserved for frozen exports to China. For whatever reason, you cannot call a product something other than it is anywhere else in our economy unless you slap it in a bun and sell it through a drive through apparently. 

It solves the lack of rib meat taste and avoids tasting like the imitation patty made from leftover Chinese exports by slathering it in a highly fattening, sodium filled sauce that is slightly less healthy than ketchup. Of all of the fast food choices, the McRib represents the worst of all for the consumer combining terrible quality with the most unhealthy aspects of anything you can get in fast food. 

[South Austin 52519]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

The McRib is the symbol of everything that is horribly wrong with the fast food industry. It’s not even made from rib meat, but rather ground up picnic pork meat made up into a patty shaped like rib meat. I view this sandwich as the ultimate troll job from McDonald’s where I’m sure a cross functional team of marketers, food scientists and serial killers decided on a good way to reuse the variety meats from the pig previously reserved for frozen exports to China. For whatever reason, you cannot call a product something other than it is anywhere else in our economy unless you slap it in a bun and sell it through a drive through apparently. 

It solves the lack of rib meat taste and avoids tasting like the imitation patty made from leftover Chinese exports by slathering it in a highly fattening, sodium filled sauce that is slightly less healthy than ketchup. Of all of the fast food choices, the McRib represents the worst of all for the consumer combining terrible quality with the most unhealthy aspects of anything you can get in fast food. 

This was completely fucking unnecessary.

[ztejas 43476]

Just now, Caddox said:

“I’ll be shocked if Herman isn’t on our sidelines next year.”

What?

[KYHorn 17076]

1 minute ago, Caddox said:

I’ll be shocked if Herman isn’t on our sidelines next year.

Did you type this correctly?

[CenTex Hill Billy 146]

 

5 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Paging @CenTex Hill Billy and @derpyhorndog tell me i'm not crazy!

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/JTL512/history/20201203/1330Z/KLUK/KPDK

This is Kendra Scotts plane

 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA589/history/20201203/1330Z/KBTR/KPDK

Can't identify tail # sorry. They blurred everything out in the cockpit.

[deech 2291]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

This was completely fucking unnecessary.

Agreed.  First off-topic post in this thread.  He should get banned.

[Bevo 13579]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

What?

Paul Reubens is moving to Austin?

[Wishbone 4762]

1 minute ago, KYHorn said:

Did you type this correctly?

Or comprehend it?

[TotallyLegit 3053]

2 minutes ago, Caddox said:

OK FOLKS. From a text thread I’m on, a Big Dick Cigar just threw us a bone and said “I’ll be shocked if Herman isn’t on our sidelines next year.”

Dallas guy. Guaranteed he was at the recent Dallas pow wow. I’m officially on the It’s happening train.

Uh...what?!

[Laxtonto 12090]

2 minutes ago, Caddox said:

OK FOLKS. From a text thread I’m on, a Big Dick Cigar just threw us a bone and said “I’ll be shocked if Herman isn’t on our sidelines next year.”

Dallas guy. Guaranteed he was at the recent Dallas pow wow. I’m officially on the It’s happening train.

Huh? I got the confuseds 

[HenryJames 66124]

2 minutes ago, Caddox said:

OK FOLKS. From a text thread I’m on, a Big Dick Cigar just threw us a bone and said “I’ll be shocked if Herman isn’t on our sidelines next year.”

Dallas guy. Guaranteed he was at the recent Dallas pow wow. I’m officially on the It’s happening train.

[Fud 9552]

4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

It probably is nothing, I'd still rather have someone post it without you being a retard and gatekeeping it before letting us call him a retard for what is actually written

Wants three year contracts for assistants, complete control over support staff, academic support staff, physicians/trainers, and wants an assistant athletic director specifically for football. Also, facilities upgrades that he'll have input on including two different indoor turf fields and a grass practice field

 

[DirtyMike 9]

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/JTL512/history/20201203/1900Z/KPDK/KTPA

[lemonandaturd 4285]

A buckeye is a powerful good luck charm.  If you rub it really, really hard every day you might just wind up with a plus 70 million dollar contract for coaching a team helmed by Strong and Herman for the past few years. Mack Brown farts, eats an orange slice,  a cookie and hopes Phil Longo stays put.  

[Homercles 10206]

So who is going to meet that Falcon tomorrow night when it touches back down in Austin at 8:15p?

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/JTL512/history/20201203/1900Z/KPDK/KTPA

[canadianhorn21 963]

3 minutes ago, Caddox said:

OK FOLKS. From a text thread I’m on, a Big Dick Cigar just threw us a bone and said “I’ll be shocked if Herman isn’t on our sidelines next year.”

Dallas guy. Guaranteed he was at the recent Dallas pow wow. I’m officially on the It’s happening train.

Thats enough posting from you today. Log off, re-group, and try again tomorrow.

[Fud 9552]

4 minutes ago, Caddox said:

OK FOLKS. From a text thread I’m on, a Big Dick Cigar just threw us a bone and said “I’ll be shocked if Herman isn’t on our sidelines next year.”

Dallas guy. Guaranteed he was at the recent Dallas pow wow. I’m officially on the It’s happening train.

As a gimp or what 

[Spankytoes 1742]

4 minutes ago, Caddox said:

OK FOLKS. From a text thread I’m on, a Big Dick Cigar just threw us a bone and said “I’ll be shocked if Herman isn’t on our sidelines next year.”

Dallas guy. Guaranteed he was at the recent Dallas pow wow. I’m officially on the It’s happening train.

What are you trying to say?

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

32 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Impressive sleuthing but do people really think a BMD is going to make Urban and his family stop in Atlanta for a 4.5 hour layover to get some routine maintenance and fuel on the plane? Y'all know jets can make it from Ohio to FL without stopping right? If that's our BMDs' way of closing people I think we've identified a problem. If this was Urban's own plane, then maybe the ATL maintenance stop would make sense.

The in laws story is plausible except Corey Dennis is coaching this week so he wouldn't be going with them. Unless people are talking about a different set of in laws. But then why a 4.5 hr layover if just picking someone up?

Also why stop in Tampa just to go on to Sarasota?

So explain this and maybe it is just a HUGE coincidence.  That same plane was in LA this past weekend.  Comes back to ATX.  Ends up going to Columbus (Shelley Meyer), stops in Cincy for the night (son), then you're right I dont understand the ATL layover.  Tampa does make sense to pick up people and then it ends up in Sarasota exactly where Shelley says she is going to be on vacation.  Thats a lot of coincidences.  A LOT.  Maybe it is just nothing.  You may be right but thats a lot.

Edited December 3, 2020 by PassiveAggressiveCoach

[HOOKEM4 5038]

4 minutes ago, Caddox said:

OK FOLKS. From a text thread I’m on, a Big Dick Cigar just threw us a bone and said “I’ll be shocked if Herman isn’t on our sidelines next year.”

Dallas guy. Guaranteed he was at the recent Dallas pow wow. I’m officially on the It’s happening train.

Csb

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

4 minutes ago, Caddox said:

OK FOLKS. From a text thread I’m on, a Big Dick Cigar just threw us a bone and said “I’ll be shocked if Herman isn’t on our sidelines next year.”

Dallas guy. Guaranteed he was at the recent Dallas pow wow. I’m officially on the It’s happening train.

[RGBIII 22840]

TFB-Know nothing but at least they have backed off the it’s not happening stance

Early on in this Urban Meyer saga, the chances of landing Urban appeared to be good. Recently we noted those chances had dwindled. Then, as K reported, this past weekend a source informed us that an increased offer was made to Urban, clearly signaling that Texas wasn’t going to let this go without a fight.

I talked with a source with ties to the administration that stated “Urban wants complete control” of the Texas program before he agrees to any deal.

What does that entail? Well Urban wants the ability to name or replace the following:

• His entire coaching staff (with three year guaranteed contracts)
• All individuals that work in football support
• The Assistant Athletic Director that overlooks football
• Academic support staff
• Physicians, trainers and physical therapy team

Urban also wants to have input on facility upgrades. He mentioned the possibility of Urban wanting a promise of an upgraded indoor facility from the Texas administration.

Something odd that was also mentioned was the desire from Urban to have a grass practice field and two turf fields, each with different turf.

Let me be upfront by saying in no way does this confirm Urban to Texas is a deal done. However, this, along with reported contract offer Texas unofficially made earlier in the week, is the price it may take to get Meyer to Austin, Texas.

 

[CHIEF 5094]

From C-Man on the CDC Y U Fire Herman thread:

Man, I don't think we'd roll like that. I'm not sure Urban would be on board with that. A long-time friend who covered the Big 12/Texas for nearly 30 years and I traded texts yesterday about this. He said somebody had told him -- I have no idea who so can't speak to the legitimacy -- that Urban's wish is to be announced HC before Fox pregame show to avoid embarrassing questions. If he accepts the job, some at UT want to wait until after the K-State game. (My buddy and I both agreed it's probably better to side with Urban on this one. Do what he wants. If that includes letting Herman go before the game, do it. And let Ash or somebody handle HC duties in the final game. With any luck, it will get cancelled due to COVID issues.)

This jives with Squid's tea leaves. I seen't it.

CHIEF

[Newy25 7692]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This was completely fucking unnecessary.

So are most of my posts. But the McRib came up a few pages ago and that fucking creation ranks up there with Zach Smith in my book as pure fucking evil. 

[BachelorTrek 3034]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

For those unaware - Snook is an Ohio St graduate - a journalist and writer - and has written several books about Ohio St football (and others).

Snook is a small Texas town over by aggy that I will always remember in the time before high school football OT was installed, would play Burton (another small Texas town not that far away) in football (probably still both Class A at the time) and one of their Snook-Burton football games ended in a 0-0 tie. lol

[CenTex Hill Billy 146]

 

 

[RGBIII 22840]

6 minutes ago, Caddox said:

OK FOLKS. From a text thread I’m on, a Big Dick Cigar just threw us a bone and said “I’ll be shocked if Herman isn’t on our sidelines next year.”

Dallas guy. Guaranteed he was at the recent Dallas pow wow. I’m officially on the It’s happening train.

Did you mean Urban not Herman? Bit of a difference there bud

[closetohumping 17449]

40 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Hasn't it already been decided that they don't know shit about anything but recruiting.

They are reading the birds and reporting.   Doing what ketch has been doing.  
 

in essence site 1: we heard x

 

site 2 : we didn’t hear that

site 2 three hours later:   Something changed.  We heard x

[Gene Parmesan 4008]

7 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

The McRib is the symbol of everything that is horribly wrong with the fast food industry. It’s not even made from rib meat, but rather ground up picnic pork meat made up into a patty shaped like rib meat. I view this sandwich as the ultimate troll job from McDonald’s where I’m sure a cross functional team of marketers, food scientists and serial killers decided on a good way to reuse the variety meats from the pig previously reserved for frozen exports to China. For whatever reason, you cannot call a product something other than it is anywhere else in our economy unless you slap it in a bun and sell it through a drive through apparently. 

It solves the lack of rib meat taste and avoids tasting like the imitation patty made from leftover Chinese exports by slathering it in a highly fattening, sodium filled sauce that is slightly less healthy than ketchup. Of all of the fast food choices, the McRib represents the worst of all for the consumer combining terrible quality with the most unhealthy aspects of anything you can get in fast food. 

Have you tried it with Mayo?