Urban Meyer or bust

[UncleBuck 6454]

Just now, TexasRenegade said:

If we go this way...................

 

I would say we do what we did in 1956 when we were turned down by our early candidates and ended up with Royal....Ask Urban who he would hire.  It got us Royal closing in on 64 years to the day......

"I got this guy. Coordinated my offense some years back..."

[HenryJames 66132]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

...apropos of nothing, did you used to have five daughters?

 

More like

[closetohumping 17453]

4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

as long as we don't wait for a potential Kansas game.  The original end of the season was supposed to be the 5th so I think we use that and Ash is interim HC if Kansas happens.

At least Herman can't be killing himself in Florida recruiting.

JMO, although Urban can't stand Herman, I don't think he wants a co-term, ie he's the coach in waiting, they allow Herm to coach against Kansas.  He doesn't want to answer questions about that.

[Nicole44 22064]

I know we aren’t talking sandwiches but I really like Hoody’s subs. Probably one of the best places to get them. They have never put any renegade Mayo on mine either. So I never had to chuck my sandwich in the trash. That makes me happy.

Lots of shitty places to live and visit in Texas, the curtains may not mean jack shit, Urban is good at subterfuge, CDC is now playing 4D chess, the 9.95’ers don’t know a hell of a lot, we might actually know more at this point and Mayo still sucks. 

 

[Viper 12109]

1 hour ago, HillaryFan420 said:

How much drinking do you consider to be the threshold for "having a problem"?  Being home all the time this past year I started having 1-2 drinks a day and that felt like too much and had to back off.  Maybe we should have a poll.

live look at @HillaryFan420

 

[Pato del Muerto 52529]

18 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

At least this guy has more than 12 followers.  No idea if his info is accurate though.

It’s accurate until disproven because it aligns with my wishes. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I know we aren’t talking sandwiches but I really like Hoody’s subs. Probably one of the best places to get them. They have never put any renegade Mayo on mine either. So I never had to chuck my sandwich in the trash. That makes me happy.

Lots of shitty places to live and visit in Texas, the curtains may not mean jack shit, Urban is good at subterfuge, CDC is now playing 4D chess, the 9.95’ers don’t know a hell of a lot, we might actually know more at this point and Mayo still sucks. 

 

You forgot fisting

[TexasGolf 4970]

So KSU is the end of the "regular season" correct ?

[Wax Beer Cup 382]

16 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Probably so. The more I've thought about it, the more I lean toward the official news getting out that he's the coach (assuming this deal gets consummated) on Saturday night or early Sunday morning with the introductory PC on Monday.

My memory may be off, but wasn't Hermie's press conference on a Sunday?  

[Nicole44 22064]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

You forgot fisting

I try to forget this. It’s not going away though. Lol.

[closetohumping 17453]

18 minutes ago, Hate said:

2 drinks a day a problem??

2 drinks a day, like red wine, is actually good for you

[C-Man 27234]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

JMO, although Urban can't stand Herman, I don't think he wants a co-term, ie he's the coach in waiting, they allow Herm to coach against Kansas.  He doesn't want to answer questions about that.

No way Herman coaches a Kansas game -- if there is one -- if Urban is going to be the next coach. First off, it won't take that long. The Urban thing is coming to a head this weekend in some way. Either he takes the job or he passes. It won't drag out. If he takes the job, and Kansas goes on as scheduled, it will be Ash-Yurcich-Drayton as interim HC after Herman is officially let go this weekend following the K-State game.

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

I try to forget this. It’s not going away though. Lol.

Just wait until his username is changed to "fisterman"

[DanTheHorn 4936]

7 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I've accepted that if the Meyer hire doesn't happen that Cristobal is probably the best of a bad group of alternatives.  No (realistic) NFL options are particularly exciting.  Cristobal has a significant amount of HC experience - and some success at Oregon.  He'll recruit/cheat his ass off and you know we'll have a good OL (which can win you a lot of games).

To me this is the least desirable guy of the bunch.  I don't get why people are so high on this guy. His record was terrible at FIU. Did anyone notice what Urban did with Bowling Green. At Oregon he has had one good year but in the last two years he has lost to teams of lesser talent. Does that sound familiar? I hope CDC keep us away from Cristobal at all cost if we don't get Meyer.

Edited December 3, 2020 by DanTheHorn

[Droopy 2626]

I hope CDC knows what he is doing. This shit is weighing heavy on my mind. This is truly a turning point for Texas Football. 

[Queen Bitch 1692]

 

[wood 11227]

9 minutes ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

My memory may be off, but wasn't Hermie's press conference on a Sunday?  

IIRC Charlie was officially fired on Saturday morning after the Friday TCU loss and TH was announced later in the day. Best I can remember, yeah, the PC was on Sunday, but I've slept since then, so...

Edited December 3, 2020 by wood

[dcar00 14288]

53 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Nah.  We have plenty to discuss.

tell me that's not Mayonnaise

[Pato del Muerto 52529]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Just wait until his username is changed to "fisterman"

Will my ignore list adapt accordingly or will I have to put this new username on ignore as well?

[UDontKnow 10447]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

2 drinks a day, like red wine, is actually good for you

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

1 minute ago, Queen Bitch said:

 

@THUJONE...spill it

[General Specific 3262]

Summary for those of you that don’t want to go back:
1) The McRib is fucking disgusting
2) the sun rises in the east
4) Florida beaches are better than Texas beaches
5) Fuck Killeen
6) CUM is not a term to use for searching Urban Meyer news
7) Ford is better
Carry on...

Pleas include In your next updates:
1) Fisting,
2) Burgers,
3) Bourbon,
4) Kendra Scott
5) Beaches
/s

[Macanudo 12990]

25 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What's there now?

Gone, gone, gone.

[runthebone 8020]

It is totally surly-consistent that people are shitting on @HillaryFan420 for saying 1-2 drinks was too much and at the same time saying fuck Sarkisian, he is a fucking alcoholic.

Edited December 3, 2020 by runthebone

[BradInATX 9208]

1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

To me this is the least desirable guy of the bunch.  I don't get why people are so high on this guy. His record was terrible at FIU. Did anyone notice what Urban did with Bowling Green. At Oregon he has had one good year but in the last two years he has lost to teams of lesser talent. Does that sound familiar? I hope CDC keep us away from Cristobal at all cost.

Yeah I don't get the love for Cristobal at all. The guy has a sub-.500 winning percentage and it's becoming pretty apparent that he misused Justin Herbert, a guy who is looking like a future elite NFL QB.

Matt Campbell all day, if it's not Urban. Proven, in-conference, consistent upward trajectory, no gimmicks, no alcoholism, no bullshit. Just a good coach. 

But f that noise, let's just get Urbs.

[alphahorn 1637]

1 minute ago, wood said:

IIRC Charlie was fired on Saturday and TH was announced later in the day.

and us fools thought that was a great day

[TexasGolf 4970]

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

No way Herman coaches a Kansas game -- if there is one -- if Urban is going to be the next coach. First off, it won't take that long. The Urban thing is coming to a head this weekend in some way. Either he takes the job or he passes. It won't drag out. If he takes the job, and Kansas goes on as scheduled, it will be Ash-Yurcich-Drayton as interim HC after Herman is officially let go this weekend following the K-State game.

Surely...

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

To me this is the least desirable guy of the bunch.  I don't get why people are so high on this guy. His record was terrible at FIU. Did anyone notice what Urban did with Bowling Green. At Oregon he has had one good year but in the last two years he has lost to teams of lesser talent. Does that sound familiar? I hope CDC keep us away from Cristobal at all cost.

Congratulations - you've just described every coaching option we have left.  Cristobal has experience at a big time program.  Has significant head coaching experience.  Is a damn good OL coach.  And can recruit like a son of a bitch.

I don't want him either - but I 'don't want' him less than I 'don't want' the others.

[Bevo 13579]

22 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Read on IT that his source is Deloss Dodds.

I'm curious why Deloss would know. For someone who tries to keep a tight ship, he would be one of the last people to tell. I guess some BMDs still keep up with him and pal around with him, though.

[UncleBuck 6454]

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

It is totally surly-consistent that people are shitting on @HillaryFan420 for saying 1-2 drinks was too much and at the same time saying fuck Sarkisian, he is a fucking alcohol.

Hey man, drink what you want in your living room, backyard, out with the boys when you're working a 9-5 or shift. Don't do it when I need you 'crootin' kids and staying focused on winning football games and not getting into fights with your wife at 25K feet.

 

EDIT:  this is not a completely serious reply

Edited December 3, 2020 by UncleBuck

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

Just now, Bevo said:

I'm curious why Deloss would know. For someone who tries to keep a tight ship, he would be one of the last people to tell. I guess some BMDs still keep up with him and pal around with him, though.

I would assume he still has friends in the athletic department/administration as well.

[satyanash 14551]

4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

2 drinks a day, like red wine, is actually good for you

It's a small step from

to

[closetohumping 17453]

Any of you guys gonna meet the flight at HSB?

[Nicole44 22064]

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

tell me that's not Mayonnaise

I think so. 
 

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

11 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

To me this is the least desirable guy of the bunch.  I don't get why people are so high on this guy. His record was terrible at FIU. Did anyone notice what Urban did with Bowling Green. At Oregon he has had one good year but in the last two years he has lost to teams of lesser talent. Does that sound familiar? I hope CDC keep us away from Cristobal at all cost if we don't get Meyer.

Meyer lost to Purdue, do not want. 

Edited December 3, 2020 by totallynotabuttpirate

[Tex Pete 20402]

31 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I will say, one of my my favorite things is when Ketchum comes up with news after his competitors directly contradicting those guys who inevitably have sources. I mean, I guess it's his only fucking play, but it amuses the fuck out of me every single motherfucking time. 

Also, take note how he's sourcing his info from fucking  Ohio State people. Because he doesn't have fucking anyone at Texas. No one. "Oh, did Burton and Nahlin saying health seems like it's ok, and his daughters and potentially wife are on board with it? Better eat these here 4-5 chicken wings real fast, tell everyone his family is against it, then wipe my ass with peanut butter, let in the dog, and spread my cheeks."  

Uh, Syd. Ketch told us he got 200 new subscribers yesterday.

That man knows his fantasy "news." Almost as well as he knows fatty foods.

[C-Man 27234]

3 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

and us fools thought that was a great day

Well, Herman was an improvement over Chuck. And, perhaps, Herman's mess might've been some sort of added motivation for Urban wanting to come here and kick sand in Herman's face.

[Bevo 13579]

Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Meyer lost to Perdue, do not want. 

Can't spell dew not want.

[ztejas 43488]

Sorry if this was already discussed, I'm not sure Brian Davis understands what "slam dunk" means. He seems to think it refers to the chance of him being hired.

 

[Vertigo 20290]

Just now, ztejas said:

Sorry if this was already discussed, I'm not sure Brian Davis understands what "slam dunk" means. He seems to think it refers to the chance of him being hired.

 

I mean just... what?

He may as well post a header on his tweets that say "I have no sources of information, which makes me terrible at my job"

 

[UncleBuck 6454]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Sorry if this was already discussed, I'm not sure Brian Davis understands what "slam dunk" means. He seems to think it refers to the chance of him being hired.

 

"Despite what you may be reading"??? WTF does that mean? Have we been reading that someone else is conducting this search?

[Bevo Num1 1021]

My productivity just went to shit.

I told myself that I wouldn't check this thread until this afternoon, yet here I am.

[General Specific 3262]

I see your Lufkin and raise you Houston. 

Notthisshitagain.jpg

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Sorry if this was already discussed, I'm not sure Brian Davis understands what "slam dunk" means. He seems to think it refers to the chance of him being hired.

 

F- Brian Davis and Chip Brown.

[NoName 16356]

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

I mean just... what?

He may as well post a header on his tweets that say "I have no sources of information, which makes me terrible at my job"

 

we already knew the second half of that

[ConferenceRoom 6144]

18 minutes ago, futureman said:

it’s not happening and was never happening.  you and the rest of these sad fucks in here tracking the flights of irrelevant dipshits with no connection to the UT coaching position... it’s fucking baffling and ridiculous.

he isn’t coming, people.  go back to your shanties. 

[UTperks 28]

9 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

 

 

[satyanash 14551]

7 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

To me this is the least desirable guy of the bunch.  I don't get why people are so high on this guy. His record was terrible at FIU. Did anyone notice what Urban did with Bowling Green. At Oregon he has had one good year but in the last two years he has lost to teams of lesser talent. Does that sound familiar? I hope CDC keep us away from Cristobal at all cost if we don't get Meyer.

Are any of you familiar with what a colossal mess Cristobal inherited at FIU? He was literally coaching out of a bloody trailer during his first year, and after that they shifted him to some spare offices in the basketball arena. That's right, they had no dedicated space for football so he and his staff had to share space with the basketball team. Indoor volleyball practice courts were used as unit meeting rooms. The video room was set up in a converted shower room that was originally apart of the basketball team's locker room.

The AD was a mess, and when Cristobal demanded changes they refused to listen and let him go instead. That's why he was fired. His 27-47 record was something of a minor miracle given the circumstances.

[mr.goodkat 464]

16 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I know we aren’t talking sandwiches but I really like Hoody’s subs. Probably one of the best places to get them. They have never put any renegade Mayo on mine either. So I never had to chuck my sandwich in the trash. That makes me happy.

Lots of shitty places to live and visit in Texas, the curtains may not mean jack shit, Urban is good at subterfuge, CDC is now playing 4D chess, the 9.95’ers don’t know a hell of a lot, we might actually know more at this point and Mayo still sucks. 

 

rock hoodys every week . the special is the awesome . really good philly too . 

[alphahorn 1637]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Sorry if this was already discussed, I'm not sure Brian Davis understands what "slam dunk" means. He seems to think it refers to the chance of him being hired.

 

this is UT sourced propaganda