Urban Meyer or bust

[strangulation! 1,716]

32 minutes ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:

My bad it's Bridget Ramey

https://bridgetramey.kuperrealty.com/

From that link:

Having lived as an adult in New York City, Miami and Rockport, in conjunction with her love of travel, Bridget has a broad perspective of different markets and lifestyles

 

understatement of the year right there

[Billy Pilgrim 1,960]

Feels like Shelly went to great lengths to say the gift card was in Dublin. I think she’s just trying to throw people off the trail.

[NAVY 6,740]

You know she’s worn ONLY those boots at least once 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

Just now, strangulation! said:

New York City, Miami and Rockport

One of these things is not like the other

[Texas73 420]

29 minutes ago, Austx said:

He may live in HSB but he's at a Starbucks in Westlake a lot because I see him there...a lot.

Unless Dodds has moved he lives off either Via Fortuna or Bartons Bluff Ln 78746

[irishtexan 11,518]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

While the facilities upgrades could present an opportunity, the #1 problem with getting new awesome things is available real estate. I don't *think* there's enough room to build the kind of indoor practice facility over the location of the Bubble currently. Austin real estate isn't easy. 

In Texas I believe that imminent domain would apply for college football purposes. Alternatively, who needs the LBJ Library and School of Public Affairs, anyway? Move that shit to Riverside.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

2 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

This is my question as well. Where do you even put these new practice fields he wants in downtown Austin? Commandeer the IM fields?

Yes

well, make a large complex that has facilities students could use as well

[Wishbone 4,759]

6 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

104.9 reporting Surly news, as well. Bitches owe us tree fiddy.

790 am radio in Houston did the same during the noon-1 pm hour. I was as if they were reading directly off of Surly. Down to the curtains, chairs etc. at HSB and the flight tracking while referencing “crazy Texas fan boards. Not sure who is on the air in that time slot, but one of the 2 definitely reads (read) Surly. I was driving and listening, seemed surreal. Also, they didn’t opine on validity, just glossed over it and moved on.

[Caddox 952]

I hope we promised Urban a personal SpaceX launch pad in the middle of the six pack. Its college football. You say whatever it takes to get them to sign and then pretend like it never happened once theyre done moving their 10 million dollar dorm room in. 

[pops 6,983]

Shelly is riding her fucking bike to Austin. I finally cracked the code! 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Oh god no.  Plan B has been a lifesaver.  I mean, well...you get the point.  

Cheeky 

[Hagbard Celine 10,853]

4 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

This is my question as well. Where do you even put these new practice fields he wants in downtown Austin? Commandeer the IM fields?

Is rehabbing the FEC out of the question?

[cochamps 1,879]

45 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I want this thread read aloud at my funeral as a final ‘fuck you’ to those only there to make sure I’m really dead.

You think anyone is going to sit through that shit?

[BornAndRaised 12,281]

Aren't we in the time period window expecting a leak as referenced by @IDIOTsavant a few pages back? Normally I wouldn't care, but he also put us onto the 11:45 flight into HSB so im inclined to give it some credence.

[Steel Shank 9,422]

[Butch Had Not 2,969]

1 minute ago, cochamps said:

You think anyone is going to sit through that shit?

Tommy wiseau will be reciting. 

[Redneck Mutha 7,954]

16 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Screw the property brothers and that waco crap, give me rehab addict all day long.

[Wax Beer Cup 382]

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Is rehabbing the FEC out of the question?

Dell med school takes over that space once new arena is finished. 

[GreenGiant 29]

2 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

You better not be claiming that as chili

[SydneyCarton 48,075]

I'm not quite sure I fathom what Jade's Chili has to do with this equation, but fuck it, this rabbit hole has already dug itself to China and is currently looping back upwards. Lets see if the yellow bean stew matches the fucking HSB drapes. 

Edited December 3, 2020 by SydneyCarton

[Mikey4 2,476]

Feels like Shelly went to great lengths to say the gift card was in Dublin. I think she’s just trying to throw people off the trail.

Either the HSB report is straight up bullshit or Shelly is trolling us hard. The latter is at least possible. The X in her Twitter handle, her snarky Twitter posts, and Texas fans tweeting at her daily all point to her being able to troll us to throw us off. (I'll remove my tin foil hat now.)

[BurntOrange&White 39,931]

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Is rehabbing the FEC out of the question?

The new research hospital thing is going there when the new basketball/arena is built. 
 

I thought upgrading the indoor practice facilities for football were part of some plan as well

[Harvdog 2,288]

My buddy in Columbus said UM is tight with Thamel and to see what he writes.  He also confirmed 7/$84M and all the other stuff reported. He thinks it's going to happen.  

[Texas Wahoo 3,391]

21 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

Are these two separate thoughts?  How else would one fix the issue of terrible practice fields than throwing money at it?  Is there some other option, like sprucing it up with a nice indoor bush?

[TexasRenegade 2,435]

9 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

This is my question as well. Where do you even put these new practice fields he wants in downtown Austin? Commandeer the IM fields?

Possibilities:

Lot 38

Lot 39

Lot 70

Recreational sports complex

Lacrosse field

Soccer stadium....

 

I kid on the soccer stadium....mostly.....

[Michael Knight 12,977]

19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

While the facilities upgrades could present an opportunity, the #1 problem with getting new awesome things is available real estate. I don't *think* there's enough room to build the kind of indoor practice facility over the location of the Bubble currently. Austin real estate isn't easy. 

What if we build upwards, with gondolas connecting to the stadium

Edited December 3, 2020 by Michael Knight

[BachelorTrek 2,967]

12 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

This is my question as well. Where do you even put these new practice fields he wants in downtown Austin? Commandeer the IM fields?

Bulldoze Lot 40, transfer the trees somewhere else (replant them other places on campus) on the grounds between Lot 40 and Thompson, and there's your space. Or you could bulldoze Thompson, too. Add a parking garage in place of Lot 39 for the lost parking.. They're just examples.

Edited December 3, 2020 by BachelorTrek

[kevwun 15,774]

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Is rehabbing the FEC out of the question?

The medical center is going there and if it wasn't that building is way too big to maintain for a practice facility.

[SydneyCarton 48,075]

1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Are these two separate thoughts?  How else would one fix the issue of terrible practice fields than throwing money at it?  Is there some other option, like sprucing it up with a nice indoor bush?

FWIW, I read that as a tongue and cheek sort of allusion to throwing money at Urban Meyer to fix or wall-paper over the problem. 

[PatSolitanojr 518]

11 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

This is my question as well. Where do you even put these new practice fields he wants in downtown Austin? Commandeer the IM fields?

On top of the new basketball arena.

[Bevo14 8,304]

1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Are these two separate thoughts?  How else would one fix the issue of terrible practice fields than throwing money at it?  Is there some other option, like sprucing it up with a nice indoor bush?

You've gotta build it with your bare hands, the same way all the spunky down-to-earth programs do it.

[Harvdog 2,288]

PETE Thamel is an idiot but he is a mouthpiece with reach

Edited December 3, 2020 by Harvdog

[Steel Shank 9,422]

3 minutes ago, GreenGiant said:

You better not be claiming that as chili

Pot of beans, fool!

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

1 minute ago, Harvdog said:

My buddy in Columbus said UM is tight with Thamel and to see what he writes.  He also confirmed 7/$84M and all the other stuff reported. He thinks it's going to happen.  

From Zach Smith to Pete Thamel. He sure likes to surround himself with a bunch of mouth breathers. 

[C-Man 27,214]

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

Not at all.  He and Urban have had multiple happy hours over the last couple months as Herman twisted more and more in the wind. 

Herman was a "Mack guy" at one time. Et tu, Mack? (What am I saying? We're talking about Mack. Of course he would.)

1 hour ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Potentially something is happening but potentially nothing is not happening. 

[Fud 9,552]

2 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

My buddy in Columbus said UM is tight with Thamel and to see what he writes.  He also confirmed 7/$84M and all the other stuff reported. He thinks it's going to happen.  

This is new information 

[Yuk 1,532]

2 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Either the HSB report is straight up bullshit or Shelly is trolling us hard. The latter is at least possible. The X in her Twitter handle, her snarky Twitter posts, and Texas fans tweeting at her daily all point to her being able to troll us to throw us off. (I'll remove my tin foil hat now.)

Was he in horseshoe bay a month ago too? 

[Redneck Mutha 7,954]

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

W hat if we build upwards, with gondolas connecting to the stadium

Chunnel.  Beat those txdot aggy to the punch. 

[BachelorTrek 2,967]

Just now, Yuk said:

Was he in horseshoe bay a month ago too? 

This was discussed while you slept last night. Some people said he was.

[closetohumping 17,438]

14 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

One of these things is not like the other

Yep. NYC beaches suck!!

[UncleBuck 6,453]

1 minute ago, Yuk said:

Was he in horseshoe bay a month ago too? 

We've been over this one. Can't remember where everyone landed on it. I believe they're the same place in Cali. But this feels like days ago (it was like this morning).

[Mikey4 2,476]

Was he in horseshoe bay a month ago too? 

Do you even look at fans, bro?

J/k, the videos definitely are not at HSB. (Unless he was there 2x, which is really unlikely.)

[Hagbard Celine 10,853]

1 minute ago, TexasRenegade said:

I kid on the soccer stadium....mostly.....

the texas relays justifiably insures the myers complex is retained.  the soccer pitch in such a premium location is a byproduct of track and field.  otherwise play futbol at the new mls stadium.  why not just tear down the bubble and build a new one that maximizes the available footprint.

[C-Man 27,214]

15 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

This is my question as well. Where do you even put these new practice fields he wants in downtown Austin? Commandeer the IM fields?

Levels ...

[Michael Knight 12,977]

This thread is moving way too fast with 0 new information and now I've contributed to making it faster.

[SimonSays 132]

3 minutes ago, Yuk said:

Was he in horseshoe bay a month ago too? 

Fucker better give me my credit. I pointed that out last night lol.

[BachelorTrek 2,967]

Just now, Mikey4 said:

Do you even look at fans, bro?

J/k, the videos definitely are not at HSB. (Unless he was there 2x, which is really unlikely.)

Why not?

We have no idea when this all started.

[Texasrocks 2,133]

11 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Just needs some mayo.

[jeevsie 3,733]

Maybe it's like the astrodome and too expensive to tear down.

[chemHORN 1,239]

Ohio State fans saying on twitter that something on their premium board indicating he isn't coming to Texas.  Doesn't mean he isnt but something to follow.