Urban Meyer or bust

[thepop 4409]

[troph 24893]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

that sucks.

[RollLeft 5045]

Just now, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Rock solid guy getting tased by the cops

The only thing solid on that guy is what is up his arse.

[SimonSays 132]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fuck.

[Darth Tron 1123]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Just because I am an eternal optimist, I choose to believe that this news is not going to be broken (one way or the other) through a buddy's Twitter account.

[cdain3 3454]

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[NoName 16364]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Cowher retired at 49.

good to know, that was also in 07 fwiw

so we have Cowher, DKR and Stoops who all retired at fairly young ages at the top of their game.

the flip side of this is that most dudes are going to do that, especially not with the money that is in it these days.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

30 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

In Texas I believe that imminent domain would apply for college football purposes. Alternatively, who needs the LBJ Library and School of Public Affairs, anyway? Move that shit to Riverside.

They'd knock down a city block with houses to get UM at this point. 

[Mikey4 2476]

I might just quit FB. This sucks. Let's go get another Tommy Herman for 4 years, rinse, and repeat. FML

[That Guy 959]

Man that crying Michael Jordan face bevo is pretty great. Not gonna lie. 

[ClubWhatever 12154]

I’m going to need the home addresses of Xian, reneg_2, RVC2005, Caddox, and RapGamLarry.  Did I miss anyone?

[936horn 917]

Well I've gotten pretty numb the past decade so I guess I will be able to handle this too.

[Enchubben 5510]

I finally caught up to the end of the thread. Satisfying at first, but then kind of sad.

The downside to throwing out rumors of $100M offers for a coach is when they turn it down. Hopefully we're still in this. 

 

 

[TexasGolf 4972]

[troph 24893]

3 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Rock solid guy getting tased by the cops

that guy doesn't have inside info, no way.

[Rip76 4946]

Welp.

Go get #2.

[honolulu horn 6165]

Well shit. Guess I don't care about Texas football after all. 

[UncleBuck 6455]

2 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

Just because I am an eternal optimist, I choose to believe that this news is not going to be broken (one way or the other) through a buddy's Twitter account.

Obviously the dude has a connection to the Meyers. I just feel if they're letting him know, he'd report the deal and not just do a sad bevo. Just me. 

But obviously, the guy is connected. 

[JFKFC 4891]

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

My heart can't handle a protracted coaching search.  Especially one that ends up with Luke Fickell. 

[Michael Knight 12989]

so that's it, we all give up?

[jofus 2266]

[UTEX_ME 4766]

[TexasGolf 4972]

shut down football ?

[jofus 2266]

Edited December 3, 2020 by jofus
tapa dupe

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

@Caddox

 

please save our emotions 

[UncleBuck 6455]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

so that's it, we all give up?

Right? I mean, I'm not surprised. This thread has shown we'll believe anything. 

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[Darth Tron 1123]

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Obviously the dude has a connection to the Meyers. I just feel if they're letting him know, he'd report the deal and not just do a sad bevo. Just me. 

But obviously, the guy is connected. 

Metagame...Have the connected buddy shoot it down just so it's a bigger explosion when it happens.

Edited December 3, 2020 by Darth Tron

[dcar00 14317]

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

My heart can't handle a protracted coaching search.  Especially one that ends up with Luke Fickell. 

G5! Anyone can win 10 games with Texas recruits!

I can't see us going back to G5 shortimer again.  We will hire a P5 guy.

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

From Bobby (at 3:58pm):

A high-ranking University of Texas official on the current state of Texas’ approach to Urban Meyer:

“It is all up to Urban at this point.”

Edited December 3, 2020 by Hiphopopotamos

[FloridaHorn 4769]

If Meyer's friend posted that to twitter, the people at Texas already have their answer and are moving on. I hope this is wrong, but now we just continue to wait.

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1501]

Do any of y'all really think Urban called this guy and told him to announce he wasn't taking the job via a crying Jordan meme?

[UTEX_ME 4766]

2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I finally caught up to the end of the thread. Satisfying at first, but then kind of sad.

The downside to throwing out rumors of $100M offers for a coach is when they turn it down. Hopefully we're still in this. 

 

 

what does it say when aggy can throw money and get a MNC coach and we can't? 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

It’s about the friends we made along the way. 

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[troph 24893]

that guy is a punk.  he isn't some insider that UM told hey I'm not taking it.  no effing way.  he's an attention whore that is resisting arrest.  I call bullshit.

 

[NoName 16364]

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

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if only it came in burnt orange it would be appropriate

[chemHORN 1240]

On to number 2......Mack Brown

[Sir Ulrich 5188]

 

[DaysOff 7961]

You pussies.

[BabaYaga 15302]

[BornAndRaised 12301]

[taybo20 2878]

Yeah...not surprised. It’s gonna be Herman for another year isn’t it

[AbeFroman 2200]

46 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Jewelry is pretty dull. Kinda wish Kendra built a more interesting empire. Tom banging the sausage queen of Chicago would be headline material 

[cochamps 1879]

9 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Just a guy? We have guys here saying shit, too. 

But are they accurate?  Rock solid?

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Looks like all y'all fucked this up. 

[RichUT 1832]

Just now, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Do any of y'all really think Urban called this guy and told him to announce he wasn't taking the job via a crying Jordan meme?

[Mikey4 2476]

so that's it, we all give up?

Someone on that Twitter thread said the OP Buckeyes guy is just trolling Texas fans and laughed about it. Hopefully that's all.

[hobbs 243]

I'm thinking "Kirk Barton" is actually some toothless hick from one of the towns we've been trashing all day.

F that guy.