Urban Meyer or bust

[Texasrocks 2,110]

8 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Goddamit. If one of you shoots yourself in the dick, just know it's going in Part II.

If you shoot yourself in the dick you have to fist Futureman. Someone in HSB told me that's in the Surly user agreement.

[ztejas 42,744]

1 minute ago, jw4381 said:

Jesus dude. Do you need me to send you a better monitor? I have a couple sitting around - one of which I wouldn't bother trying to sell.

[Octavian 1,025]

From the Buckeye Scoop Forum:

From what they're saying, seems like the "final answer" is Kirk's final view on the situation, not necessarily Urban's answer. I'm gonna reply to him to make sure I'm interpreting it correctly but that's what it seems like.

https://imgur.com/a/IZ4MOQ7

[Wax Beer Cup 377]

2 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Thanks for the shout out! 

[TrashMaster G 17,263]

5 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

Shelley Meyer seems like an attention whore. Wouldn't take anything she tweets seriously or look too far into it.

 

2 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

That is NOT a McRib box.  NEGGED!

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1,491]

What Kirk is trying to say is TAZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEE ZZZZZZAAAAPPPPPPP OOOWWWWWWWW

[Bevo14 8,196]

3 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Spoiler that shit.  You're going to give newy25 a heart attack

[TexasRenegade 2,389]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Jesus dude. Do you need me to send you a better monitor? I have a couple sitting around - one of which I wouldn't bother trying to sell.

Dude viewsonics are all the rage with the hipster vintage crowd.

[dcar00 13,861]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Lol, what a shitty monitor you have. 

I thought it was a screencap from  2001 Space Odyssey

[Topper13 3,106]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Jesus dude. Do you need me to send you a better monitor? I have a couple sitting around - one of which I wouldn't bother trying to sell.

He had the 6 piece nuggets, do you think he can afford a new monitor?

[OU Sucks 8,667]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Lol, what a shitty monitor you have. 

That's so rude.  Maybe he just likes watching pr0n at 320x240 resolution.

[immamac 41,339]

Had a mcrib

[Caddox 952]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@Caddox

 

please save our emotions 

I’m traveling so I stepped away. What’s causing the melt. I feel just as good now as I did last night. 

[GRHorn 105]

4 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

Shelley Meyer seems like an attention whore. Wouldn't take anything she tweets seriously or look too far into it.

Eh. Looks like pretty standard female behavior on social media. For a woman of her means to still bother holding down a mid level job at OSU shows some level of being grounded. 

[RollLeft 5,038]

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

one of the servers died lol I'm gonna get another server and throw it in the mix. 

https://aws.amazon.com/

[cdain3 3,454]

Wtf is this? Are you from 2005?

[LTtxfan 48,688]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

What a bunch of gutless, spineless, half-witted, handwringing, lily-livered, mouthbreathers who all squat to pee the posters on this thread are. Good lord. A fat fuck OSU troll posts a meme taunting us and you all immediately throw down your keyboards and waddle off to sob in dark corners? Holy fuck. Hallelujah. Merry Christmas. 

[Drew 2,222]

2 minutes ago, Octavian said:

From the Buckeye Scoop Forum:

From what they're saying, seems like the "final answer" is Kirk's final view on the situation, not necessarily Urban's answer. I'm gonna reply to him to make sure I'm interpreting it correctly but that's what it seems like.

https://imgur.com/a/IZ4MOQ7

On the real, why do they care?  He's not coming back to tOSU anyways.

 

UNLESS, they're scared shitless the Texas Pipeline would dry up.  That would hurt them a ton.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

16 minutes ago, fatheryeet said:

Mike Hawk also tweeted Urban was given a dinner at J2 in jester dormitory

Sent from my Pixel 4 using Tapatalk
 

As someone that was very familiar with Jester cuisine this may not close the deal. 

[ztejas 42,744]

1 minute ago, TexasRenegade said:

Dude viewsonics are all the rage with morons.

Fify.

[JOSEYWALES66 1,780]

1 minute ago, Caddox said:

I’m traveling so I stepped away. What’s causing the melt. I feel just as good now as I did last night. 

OSU “insider” says he turned Texas down 

[jw4381 3,042]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Jesus dude. Do you need me to send you a better monitor? I have a couple sitting around - one of which I wouldn't bother trying to sell.

pm sent

[TexasRenegade 2,389]

1 minute ago, Caddox said:

I’m traveling so I stepped away. What’s causing the melt. I feel just as good now as I did last night. 

some OSU goober posted a crying michael jordan bevo saying final answer that the idiots at IT said was a rock solid source but apparently now it is being presented as his opinion not Urbans answer.

[Errestaurants 2,570]

I’m back. Is Tom Herman still our coach? 

[Vertigo 20,203]

8 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

Shelley Meyer seems like an attention whore. Wouldn't take anything she tweets seriously or look too far into it.

She is just a twitter maniac. Seems to be her primary form of communication.

[Topper13 3,106]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Had a mcrib

Well goddamn, John Lennon, we hope you enjoyed it.

[ClubWhatever 12,066]

Just now, Errestaurants said:

I’m back. Is Tom Herman still our coach? 

Yeah and 3 more dudes fucked your wife. 

[SHOOTER12 8,766]

8 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Can you still get blue balls? Asking for when I'm older, thanks.

Sure, if you whack em with a mallet or something.

[alphahorn 1,637]

the puss on this thread is getting deep. URBAN is coming to Texas. Futureman will shove his fist up his ass. Relax go look at Thujone's masterpiece again and laugh. 2021 will rock!

Edited December 3, 2020 by alphahorn

[AbeFroman 2,021]

[Not a Sock 2,308]

5 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Damn dude that monitor, internet explorer and windows 7 are you still living in 2009?

[Handcruser 2,799]

Had a mcrib

That hair.........


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[Handcruser 2,799]

Had a mcrib

That hair.........


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[CashMcCoy 3,199]

We really raged over a fucking opinion from a dumbass felon from Ohio?

[Rimbo 25,212]

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

the greatest scene in all of television history

[Errestaurants 2,570]

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Yeah and 3 more dudes fucked your wife. 

Good! That means she warmed up and ready for me!

[williemackgarza 1,826]

[OU Sucks 8,667]

3 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

8 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Wtf is this? Are you from 2005?

Maybe in 8 years, he can stop the hiring of Charlie Strong from happening.

[SimonSays 132]

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

the puss on this thread is getting deep. TH is coming to Texas. Futureman will shove his fist up his ass. Relax go look at Thujone's masterpiece again and laugh. 2021 will rock!

TH is coming to Texas??? YES!

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Lol, what a shitty monitor you have. 

How old is that? Are you running Windows 95?

[South Austin 51,411]

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

the puss on this thread is getting deep. TH is coming to Texas. Futureman will shove his fist up his ass. Relax go look at Thujone's masterpiece again and laugh. 2021 will rock!

wut?

[ztejas 42,744]

Just now, Errestaurants said:

Good! That means she warmed up and ready for me!

You seem a little too okay with other guys fucking your wife.

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

1 minute ago, CashMcCoy said:

We really raged over a fucking opinion from a dumbass felon from Ohio?

Surly gonna Surly 

[Errestaurants 2,570]

Just now, ztejas said:

You seem a little too okay with other guys fucking your wife.

Don’t don’t be such a downer brother

[Caddox 952]

7 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

OSU “insider” says he turned Texas down 

If something definitive happens we will know. I don’t think it’s hyperbole to say a lot of these donors view this as the most important activity they will ever partake in on behalf of the program, and a lot of these guys were out due to the eyes debacle and came rushing back in because Meyer convinced them it was worth it. 
 

Fuck his friends, family, dog walker whatever. We gave him an offer he couldn’t turn down and whatever happened last night was VERY positive. I’m still all in.  

Edited December 3, 2020 by Caddox

[BornAndRaised 12,199]

4 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

the puss on this thread is getting deep. TH is coming to Texas. Futureman will shove his fist up his ass. Relax go look at Thujone's masterpiece again and laugh. 2021 will rock!

He better fucking not be after the KSU game.

[alphahorn 1,637]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

wut?

NO shit, my brain is fried!  

[Michael Knight 12,663]

I choose to believe that a verbal agreement between CDC and Meyer exists and all that's left is to figure out the contract and deal with our current coach problem

[Vertigo 20,203]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

You seem a little too okay with other guys fucking your wife.

Stockholm Syndrome. In fairness I am very nice to him when I am over.

[sidis 9,608]

10 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

 

it is one hell of an accomplishment to travel back in time to 2002, and then travel forward in time from there to 4:22pm on 12/3/2020 to take a pic of the future.  feels like i am in the middle of tenet.

 

 

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Had a mcrib

way to eschew typical network administrator stereotypes.