Urban Meyer or bust

[TommyGufano 6,021]

32 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

Squid doubles down

Jason Squidgdon has gone next level with his codes. #lolmyfriend

[Daichee Bell 2,925]

26 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Added a 2 chicks at once

Feel like that’s a Herman reference. 

[936horn 910]

1 minute ago, RedAustin said:

My buddy who works in Athletic Department says Cristobal if not herman next season

Fuck off troll

[LTtxfan 49,184]

8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Your new Surly name is Pinto.

 

[RGBIII 22,840]

Just now, immamac said:

this is actually a perfect reflection of the site. 

[Rip76 4,925]

28 minutes ago, GTNY said:

Its showing up better on my phone. After the plate is a bird feather not a box. After the guy is an accordion. 

I'm guessing "squid forecasts in three days buckNUTS eats crow. Hookem celebrates. 

 

 

But what about the David Bowie emoji?

[dcbc 14,480]

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Excuse me, stewardess. I speak squid.

He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

[BachelorTrek 2,968]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Die Hard and The Fifth Element --- what wild rides!

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

My buddy who works in Athletic Department says Cristobal if not herman next season

In these times of uncertainty, the posters who joined 24 hrs ago and have less than 20 posts are generally the most legit.

[Boogaloo 268]

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

What's the significance of this plane?

Coming from  Vegas by way of  Columbus with Urban, Phil Knight and Wayne Newton on it apparently

Edited December 4, 2020 by Boogaloo

[RedAustin 291]

3 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

My buddy who works in Athletic Department says Cristobal if not herman next season

Says health and family were deciding factor and that Urban is nearly impossible

Edited December 4, 2020 by RedAustin

[ClubWhatever 12,138]

7 minutes ago, rpspeed said:

If you view the original tweet on twitter and hover over it, it says chestnut..close enough to  a buckeye

My life is a failure

[Fud 9,552]

34 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

Squid doubles down

It's like Jason Higdon trying to explain qanon to his daughter via emoji 

[runthebone 7,981]

It can't be good that my employees watched me refresh this thread continually at work today.

[BurntOrange&White 39,931]

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

What's the significance of this plane?

@derpyhorndog explain

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

But what about the David Bowie emoji?

Tooltip says it’s a male singer, which fits with the other party emoji.

[RedAustin 291]

1 minute ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

3 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

My buddy who works in Athletic Department says Cristobal if not herman next season

In these times of uncertainty, the posters who joined 24 hrs ago and have less than 20 posts are generally the most legit.

choose to believe it or dont im just saying what i know 😕

[rpspeed 1,363]

41 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Btw, what actually is this flavor? I bought a bag at the store last week along with the jalapeño, mistaking them for the spicy crawtator. I can’t quite figure it but but it seems like it’s some sort of strange bbq flavor.  

'Our voodoo chips will put a spell on you! The delicious result of a happy accident, these chips have a unique flavor that features salt and vinegar with a smoky BBQ sweetness. Trust us on this one.'

[maninblack 7,974]

1 minute ago, Fud said:

It's like Jason Higdon trying to explain qanon to his daughter via emoji 

Snorted

[futureman 22,457]

Just now, RedAustin said:

choose to believe it or dont im just saying what i know 😕

we appreciate your input but a select few of us already knew the truth about urban. 

[texas08 1,599]

My buddy who works in Athletic Department says Cristobal if not herman next season

The only person in Belmont that knows what’s up is CDC. No one else. CDC knows how stupid others in Belmont are and how they’ll sing like birds to the $9.95 services. Your buddy doesn’t know shit.

[Dijon Robinson 1,511]

1 minute ago, RedAustin said:

Says health and family were deciding factor and that Urban is nearly impossible

I worked for the athletic department for four year and I can say with absolute certainty that maybe five total people within the department are privy to actual information regarding the HC search. So either you're full of shit, your friend is full of shit or your friend is Chris Del Conte.

[RedAustin 291]

3 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Fuck off troll

realist not a troll

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

choose to believe it or dont im just saying what i know

Hey, I hear you. Unfortunately I grew up with Cristobal and just talked to him and he said this is a bunch of shit.

Just saying what I know.

[Mikey4 2,476]

1 minute ago, RedAustin said:

choose to believe it or dont im just saying what i know 😕

lol at futureman repping the troll

[South Austin 52,489]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

It can't be good that my employees watched me refresh this thread continually at work today.

It’s called leadership.

[BornAndRaised 12,281]

3 minutes ago, Fud said:

It's like Jason Higdon trying to explain qanon to his daughter via emoji 

No worries my friend.

[RedAustin 291]

Just now, texas08 said:

 

 

The only person in Belmont that knows what’s up is CDC. No one else. CDC knows how stupid others in Belmont are and how they’ll sing like birds to the $9.95 services. Your buddy doesn’t know shit.

 

 

He works with CDC. Says that having not heard back is a bad bad sign

[Nueces River Rat 5,538]

Meanwhile down in Edinburg. 
 

 

[RedAustin 291]

1 minute ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Hey, I hear you. Unfortunately I grew up with Cristobal and just talked to him and he said this is a bunch of shit.

Just saying what I know.

then herman it is

[texas08 1,599]

He works with CDC. Says that having not heard back is a bad bad sign

Is he texting with him or what? Lol

[UDontKnow 10,444]

2 hours ago, immamac said:

one of the servers died lol I'm gonna get another server and throw it in the mix. 

@THUJONE Some material for you, unfortunately at @immamac's expense.

[ztejas 43,420]

7 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

My buddy who works in Athletic Department says Cristobal if not herman next season

Shouldn't you be worrying about Auburn? 

[Rokotosh 62]

Why haven't we heard anything from the 9.95ers about other candidates other than several days ago? I feel like that if they were truly waiting on CUM's reply they would at least be reaching out to the plan B options.

[Laxtonto 12,080]

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

this is actually a perfect reflection of the site. 

A weird mix of Animal House, Porkys and Revenge of the Nerds might be more appropriate 

[mdleast 8,289]

https://youtu.be/83zSEfGlO30

[RedAustin 291]

Just now, texas08 said:

 

Is he texting with him or what? Lol

 

He's basically a secretary. handles calls and paperwork etc. if anyone would know id think it would be him 

[mdleast 8,289]

https://youtu.be/83zSEfGlO30

[RGBIII 22,840]

3 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

realist not a troll

Futureman sock. Enjoy getting your asshole gaped 

[RedAustin 291]

Just now, ztejas said:

Shouldn't you be worrying about Auburn? 

im more worried about Kansas State

[RedAustin 291]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Futureman sock. Enjoy getting your asshole gaped 

fuck futureman fuck aggy

[ztejas 43,420]

Just now, RedAustin said:

He's basically a secretary. handles calls and paperwork etc. if anyone would know id think it would be him 

You're one of the more easily outed aggy trolls I've ever seen here - but I will say you aren't the least entertaining.

[UncleBuck 6,454]

then herman it is

I grew up with Herman. I just called him and he hung up on me. Probably thought I was a recruit.

[troph 24,788]

this thread has gotten way popular.  I miss the good ole days when 10-12 of us just got to talk about burgers, mayo and Kendra Scott's fugly nose.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

2 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

He's basically a secretary. handles calls and paperwork etc. if anyone would know id think it would be him 

And if that's true he ain't saying shit. If true, you basically just.outed him and he's getting fired tomorrow

Edited December 4, 2020 by JesusSweatDuck
Typo

[closetohumping 17,440]

CDC and Hartzell met with Urban in California:

 

Football scoop

[bigcigar 1,164]

Just now, RedAustin said:

im more worried about Kansas State

This confirms aggy troll. There are zero of us worried about Kansas state right now.

[Mikey4 2,476]

3 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

He works with CDC. Says that having not heard back is a bad bad sign

So first he had said no, citing health and family.

 

Now we just haven't heard back?  That's a totally different story.  Obvious troll is obviousl

[Chuckie Finster 22,694]

im more worried about Kansas State

LMAO busted!!!
No true Longhorn fan gives a fuck about the game this weekend.

[RedAustin 291]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Amd if that's true he ain't saying shit. You basically just.outed him and he's getting fired tomorrow

I dont think CDC reads these threads imho