Urban Meyer or bust

[Texas Flood 1356]

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Not disagreeing, but even $1 mil to 1.5 mil is technically a huge increase.  It's all about that base.

It's nice but also not real. I can't see a network justifying that at this point and this reported contract extension is conjecture. Cord-cutting, Fox Sports scrambling with austerity in a pandemic and searching for their content business outside sports post-split, etc. Nah

[BradInATX 9208]

this thread has gotten way popular.  I miss the good ole days when 10-12 of us just got to talk about burgers, mayo and Kendra Scott's fugly nose.

I also long for the good old days of last Friday.

[TotallyLegit 3053]

1 minute ago, RedAustin said:

then herman it is

Actually, I’m Tom Herman’s Drizly delivery man, and when I dropped off his latest pallet of G2 and Taaka, he told me he was quitting at the end of the season.

[ztejas 43419]

2 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

im more worried about Kansas State

Really? Because none of us are. I keep forgetting we even have a game on Saturday.

[Bevo14 8304]

2 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

im more worried about Kansas State

You care more than any of us then.

[RedAustin 291]

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

LMAO busted!!!
No true Longhorn fan gives a fuck about the game this weekend.

just because im not a nihilist doesnt make me a aggy

[BradInATX 9208]

LMAO busted!!!
No true Longhorn fan gives a fuck about the game this weekend.

Skipping the game to go car shopping myself. First game I recall missing in 20 or so years. Sorry not sorry.

[South Austin 52475]

4 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Meanwhile down in Edinburg. 
 

 

So are you saying after he signs with us Urban Meyer needs to head to the Valley and recruit Emmanuel Duron?

[closetohumping 17440]

2 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

im more worried about Kansas State

ok, now we know you're a troll

[Rimbo 25921]

3 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

im more worried about Kansas State

oh hi Tom

[RGBIII 22840]

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

LMAO busted!!!
No true Longhorn fan gives a fuck about the game this weekend.

I’m actually hoping it gets canceled 

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

This tells me you're a troll. In this board nobody gives a fuck about kstate.

[Boogaloo 268]

1 minute ago, RedAustin said:

just because im not a nihilist doesnt make me a aggy

That must be exhausting

[conVINCEd 21469]

2 minutes ago, troph said:

this thread has gotten way popular.  I miss the good ole days when 10-12 of us just got to talk about burgers, mayo and Kendra Scott's fugly nose.

You should leave her nose out of this.   She’s getting drug through the mud pretty well without the nose being brought up.

[IBuryPaul 273]

28 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

If you go way back, Charles Chips... My Mom would by them at her "Beauty Parlor" every Friday -- Good Times!!  😁

This was the go to when I lived in Lexington many years ago. Excellent!

[RedAustin 291]

Just because you want Herman gone doesnt mean we shouldnt care about losing. If we cant finish this season strong we'll never hear the end of it from aggy and okie 

[LTtxfan 49180]

10 minutes ago, Boogaloo said:

Coming from  Vegas by way of  Columbus with Urban, Phil Knight and Wayne Newton on it apparently

        DANKE SCHOEN.... 

 

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

Actually, I’m Tom Herman’s Drizly delivery man, and when I dropped off his latest pallet of G2 and Taaka, he told me he was quitting at the end of the season.

*Opting out

[troph 24785]

so seriously is this the current status:

former coach of Urban's who gets in trouble says he's not coming.

Squid says he's coming.

Flightaware has undeniable circumstantial evidence that appears positive.

any other tidbits?

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

3 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

I dont think CDC reads these threads imho 

He doesn't but I guarantee you there are people in Belmont that do.

[Mileslong 4727]

Me if Urban comes to Texas (I know it’s just a fantasy)

http://www.youtube.com/shorts/hhGkxR3lRyU

[ztejas 43419]

Just waiting for the HAHAHA! I WAS AN AGGIE ALL ALONG YOU FOOLS! FUCK THE T SIPS AND MAY THE THIRD REICH REIGN AGAIN!

[horngrad03 1148]

1 minute ago, RedAustin said:

Just because you want Herman gone doesnt mean we shouldnt care about losing. If we cant finish this season strong we'll never hear the end of it from aggy and okie 

Yeah...this fucknut is a troll.

[RedAustin 291]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

He doesn't but I guarantee you there are people in Belmont that do.

theyre not gonna know who he is because i said he was a secretary thats the most broad description in the world

[Chili dog 1787]

30 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Anyone figure out the weird thing after the 3 skylines?  Here's the best I've got. 

I’m pretty sure it’s a shell, which I assume represents Shelly. 

[RedAustin 291]

Just now, horngrad03 said:

Yeah...this fucknut is a troll.

yall are weird im going back to OB 

[alphahorn 1637]

putting it all together:

Squid's crystal ball, in three days (Sunday) buckeyes will eat crow. Longhorns make the announcement and the Meyer's celebrate and say hookem, signed Squid

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Can we please neg this guy to Bolivia?

[UDontKnow 10444]

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Wow. Finally caught up to this goddamn thread...

Btw Keaontay Ingram's apparently gone 😥

Must you always be a wet blanket in every fucking thread?

[TexasEx 1667]

9 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

then herman it is

Now we know for sure you’re full of shit. 

[Chili dog 1787]

Just now, RedAustin said:

yall are weird im going back to OB 

Maybe you’ll have better luck there, you aggy degenerate troll. 

[horngrad03 1148]

Just now, RedAustin said:

yall are weird im going back to OB 

Christ...even worse. 

[Bevo14 8304]

1 minute ago, RedAustin said:

yall are weird im going back to OB 

I can actually believe this part.

[BradInATX 9208]

theyre not gonna know who he is because i said he was a secretary thats the most broad description in the world

This has to be a troll. Secretarying is woman work.

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

Just because you want Herman gone doesnt mean we shouldnt care about losing. If we cant finish this season strong we'll never hear the end of it from aggy and okie 

Go fuck sheep

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 minute ago, RedAustin said:

yall are weird im going back to OB 

Ah, this was fat ketch trying to troll us. Only morons and regards pay that guy money

[RedAustin 291]

Just now, Chili dog said:

Maybe you’ll have better luck there, you aggy degenerate troll. 

Just because yall have blind faith that we're getting a guy that we have little to no chance of getting doesnt make me a troll it makes me the most sane person on this site

[South Austin 52475]

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Can we please neg this guy to Bolivia?

Did my part.

[troph 24785]

4 minutes ago, troph said:

so seriously is this the current status:

former coach of Urban's who gets in trouble says he's not coming.

Squid says he's coming.

Flightaware has undeniable circumstantial evidence that appears positive.

any other tidbits?

yo, degenerates who haven't left this thread all day, can I get some input here bitches please?

[smash 58]

4 minutes ago, troph said:

so seriously is this the current status:

former coach of Urban's who gets in trouble says he's not coming.

Squid says he's coming.

Flightaware has undeniable circumstantial evidence that appears positive.

any other tidbits?

Guy who says he knows a UT athletic dept secretary says Urban is OUT

[BachelorTrek 2968]

6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

CDC and Hartzell met with Urban in California:

 

Football scoop

I think “Urban Meyer’s Pint House,” a local restaurant & bar that Urban has an owning-interest in Columbus, closes if he becomes Texas HC.

[Chili dog 1787]

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

putting it all together:

Squid's crystal ball, in three days (Sunday) buckeyes will eat crow. Longhorns make the announcement and the Meyer's celebrate and say hookem, signed Squid

I’ve wondered if those city skylines aren’t supposed to be Urban (city, urban...). Then you have the shell (Shelly) eating dinner and signing the contract prior to going out on the town for music, drinks, dancing and celebration with their daughters. That’s just me. 

[BachelorTrek 2968]

yikes -- triple post from website lag!

Edited December 4, 2020 by BachelorTrek

[jdhorn92 1545]

9 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

CDC and Hartzell met with Urban in California:

 

Football scoop

In my experiencing working with high net worth , powerful guys, that meeting was as much Meyer interviewing them , as it was our reps “interviewing” him. 
 

At least CDC and Harztell can look him in the eye and say we didn’t hire the guy (Herman).   If I’m  Meyer, I’m asking why hasn’t it worked, 7 years , 2 coaches, what am I walking into , that you’re not telling me?

Meyer has to buy those two guys as much as anything. 

 

 

Edited December 4, 2020 by jdhorn92

[troph 24785]

Just now, smash said:

Guy who says he knows a UT athletic dept secretary says Urban is OUT

the aggie troll?

[Tom Chairman 264]

Jesus, this thread has really dried up. Here's hoping things pick up tomorrow so I can finish my work week not doing much work.

Edited December 4, 2020 by Tom Chairman

[RedAustin 291]

Just now, smash said:

Guy who says he knows a UT athletic dept secretary says Urban is OUT

unless CDC can throw a hail mary from his own 40

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

Just because yall have blind faith that we're getting a guy that we have little to no chance of getting doesnt make me a troll it makes me the most sane person on this site

Oh, RedAustin, I apologize. I forgot you were there. You may go now.

[Rhinotx 499]

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

4 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

theyre not gonna know who he is because i said he was a secretary thats the most broad description in the world

This has to be a troll. Secretarying is woman work.

That’s right Cotton. 

[BachelorTrek 2968]

double post from website lag

Edited December 4, 2020 by BachelorTrek