Urban Meyer or bust

[Queen Bitch 1692]

Good. It’s time to retire that unfunny gag.

[Hook1997 5385]

5 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

LOL He is Tebow but throws better and thats not saying much.

Are you sure about throws better......   In college I’m pretty sure Tebow’s throws of 10 yards plus were better and idk but I think Tebow has the 40 time by far.  Sam’s also far from a hiesman  candidate even.  Poor mans Tebow maybe.

Edited December 4, 2020 by Hook1997

[westexhorn 2020]

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Injury Prone has an interesting 12 total posts on this board. Particularly of interest are his two posts on the thread where Derka asked if anybody played or was directly related to anyboody who played big-time sports.

yeah, apparently one of his bro played in the nfl... also, he's not just some new account either.

[Tex Pete 20399]

2 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Well technically I didn’t try. I did it. Got negged to Bolivia and then it went poof. Immamac said he would leave it for a day but it lasted about an hour. Imma expect all my rep points back when we make the announcement that we have no idea what we are doing.

Fuck off. Take your beating and move on. Quit crying about it. It isn’t funny. And it quite clearly has not been some reverse jinx.
 

We’ve sucked shit through a straw for over a decade, and some of us have spent a small fortune to be a part of it. We don’t have much of a sense of humor about Texas Football anymore. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 hour ago, Austx said:

Anyone else think it was weird that a hotel room had a ceiling fan?

Not if you’re in California 

[justhookit 4191]

8 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Does it really need to be explained to you as to why thats a terrible idea? The answer is in your own post. 

Yes. Explain. Did I ruin it for us?

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

That schtick was fucking stupid the first time somebody did it. It’s way overplayed. 

Sorry, missed that. I don’t have time to keep up. Nobody ever tells an old joke on this website. Mea culpa. Also gofuckyourself.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Are you sure about throws better......   In college I’m pretty sure Tebow’s throws of 10 yards plus were better and idk but I think Tebow has the 40 time by far.  Sam’s also far from a hiesman  candidate even.  Poor mans Tebow maybe.

Yeah, I'm sure.  It isnt light yrs different.  You're missing the point.  He is probably the most Tebow QB ever.  I guarantee you Sam is praying UM gets hired.  It's his only chance to get drafted and to really win.  UM knows how to make what he does work.  I bet he comes back if UM is hired.

Edited December 4, 2020 by PassiveAggressiveCoach

[Laxtonto 12090]

3 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

yeah, apparently one of his bro played in the nfl... also, he's not just some new account either.

And he posted it and walked away....

[Rimbo 25976]

5 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Not if you’re in California 

Nor in Florida.

[TejasPedro 1858]

Injury prone? Brother in the NFL?

kirk johnson is that you?

[Mileslong 4728]

I would think if we have CUM then Sam will come back because that's his type of QB.  I'd love to see Sam w/ CUM.

I bet you would...

[Tex Pete 20399]

8 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Yes. Explain. Did I ruin it for us?

Sorry, missed that. I don’t have time to keep up. Nobody ever tells an old joke on this website. Mea culpa. Also gofuckyourself.

Take some advice: shut the fuck up. 

[Hook1997 5385]

11 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Well technically I didn’t try. I did it. Got negged to Bolivia and then it went poof. Immamac said he would leave it for a day but it lasted about an hour. Imma expect all my rep points back when we make the announcement that we have no idea what we are doing.

Never go against a group movement thought when it’s rolling you will get negged to a oblivion.  You should have known better shag or surly, when the ball rolls it stops for no one.  A couple years ago we hated UM any positive post about him would have got a neg.  Now we just want to win and don’t care about the rest, we have got desperate after ten years in the desert.

[hornfromdallas 334]

51 minutes ago, Injury Prone said:

It’s official! Corch is ours. GTFO Herman! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

@RGBIII you can celebrate now bruh

@immamac put previous page in thread title 

 

Edited December 4, 2020 by hornfromdallas

[CastHorn 815]

I want this to happen just so RapGameLarry can let his dick hang on Barton’s forehead. 

 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

3 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I bet you would...

say that slower and breath a little

[C-Man 27230]

I wish the "Fire So & So" threads would go away. They have a way of being self-prophetic. CUM should cease too. At least @immamac is going to nip that in the bud at some point (I think).

[justhookit 4191]

29 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck off. Take your beating and move on. Quit crying about it. It isn’t funny. And it quite clearly has not been some reverse jinx.
 

We’ve sucked shit through a straw for over a decade, and some of us have spent a small fortune to be a part of it. We don’t have much of a sense of humor about Texas Football anymore. 

I’m not crying about it you asshat. I started the thread, he said he would leave it for a day, I said leave it a week, and then he deleted it. I’m sorry you’ve only spent a small fortune.

Edited December 4, 2020 by justhookit

[Tex Pete 20399]

Just now, CastHorn said:

I want this to happen just so RapGameLarry can let his dick hang on Barton’s forehead. 

 

I’m guessing Barton would allow that for a few bucks anyway. Seems like a cheap date. 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

1 minute ago, CastHorn said:

I want this to happen just so RapGameLarry can let his dick hang on Barton’s forehead. 

 

you apparently missed the challenge.  It was bigger ovaries.

[Tex Pete 20399]

Just now, justhookit said:

I’m not crying about it you asshat. I started the thread, he said he would leave it for a day, I said leave it a week, and then he deleted it. I’m sorry you’ve only spent a small fortune. Want to buy my family’s new south end zone box? Or east side club seats? Or west side 45 yard line? Cause at this point we are taking offers.

Shut. The fuck. Up.

[Rimbo 25976]

2 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

I want this to happen just so RapGameLarry can let his dick hang on Barton’s forehead. 

 

I just want this to happen so I can watch futureman fist him--OH MY GOD WHAT AM I SAYING

[Rimbo 25976]

2 minutes ago, justhookit said:

I’m not crying about it you asshat. I started the thread, he said he would leave it for a day, I said leave it a week, and then he deleted it. I’m sorry you’ve only spent a small fortune. Want to buy my family’s new south end zone box? Or east side club seats? Or west side 45 yard line? Cause at this point we are taking offers.

[C-Man 27230]

10 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Injury prone? Brother in the NFL?

kirk johnson is that you?

Older than that. Said he played with Dez Bryant in Lufkin (7th grade). That would make Injury Prone 32-ish. His older brother played DB for the Chiefs and Oilers. (He would have to be a LOT younger than his brother if he played for the Oilers, though. The Oilers' last season before name change to Titans was 1998.)

Edited December 4, 2020 by C-Man

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

45 minutes ago, Injury Prone said:

It’s official! Corch is ours. GTFO Herman! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

@futureman sorry brah.  lube up Injury Prone says it's done.  Kinda prophetic with the name of the guy that called it.

Edited December 4, 2020 by PassiveAggressiveCoach

[TBD 80]

22 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I would think if we have CUM then Sam will come back because that's his type of QB.  I'd love to see Sam w/ CUM.

But would urban love him like this

 

[Laxtonto 12090]

3 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

@RGBIII you can celebrate now bruh

@immamac put this page in thread title 

 

[Burt Macklin 19038]

Just now, Rimbo said:

I just want this to happen so I can watch futureman fist him--OH MY GOD WHAT AM I SAYING

We’ve all agreed he gets perma-banned once Meyer gets hired and he wusses out, right?
 

I’m not sure which event would be more celebrated. 

[Chuckie Finster 22701]

[mention=737]RGBIII[/mention] you can celebrate now bruh
[mention=397]immamac[/mention] put this page in thread title 
 

Gonna need context as to why we should be feeling good

[Tex Pete 20399]

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Older than that. Said he played with Dez Bryant in Lufkin (7th grade). That would make Injury Prone 32-ish. His older brother played DB for the Chiefs and Oilers.

For reference. I had a former teammate my age who played for the Oilers and then the Titans when they moved and I am in my latter 40s. 

Edited December 4, 2020 by Tex Pete

[Hook1997 5385]

12 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Yeah, I'm sure.  It isnt light yrs different.  You're missing the point.  He is probably the most Tebow QB ever.  I guarantee you Sam is praying UM gets hired.  It's his only chance to get drafted and to really win.  UM knows how to make what he does work.  I bet he comes back if UM is hired.

There’s no existence where UM starts Sam next year.....     If UM watches any tape of him this year hello or past, no.   He’s hit like 1/30 deep targets on stride I mean come on.  Love the kid but no he should see if a practice squad Maybe picks him up.

[Laxtonto 12090]

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Older than that. Said he played with Dez Bryant in Lufkin (7th grade). That would make Injury Prone 32-ish. His older brother played DB for the Chiefs and Oilers. (He would have to be a LOT younger than his brother if he played for the Oilers, though. The Oilers' last season before name change to Titans was 1998.)

No need...

Edited December 4, 2020 by Laxtonto

[hornfromdallas 334]

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Gonna need context as to why we should be feeling good

@Injury Prone is 💯

[C-Man 27230]

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

For reference. I had a former teammate my age who played for the Oilers and then the Titans when they moved and I am in my latter 40s. 

Yeah, I started doing the math and updated my post. Samari Rolle was a 22-year-old on the last team with Oilers nickname. He's 44.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Gonna need context as to why we should be feeling good

dont you just flow brah?

[justhookit 4191]

9 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Take some advice: shut the fuck up. 

Are you an angry old man? You come across as an angry old man.

I made a joke about firing someone who’s not even hired yet. You know sort of like the threads on this website where we want to fire Mensa, Ash, Yurkich. But hey I went a bridge too far.

[Chuckie Finster 22701]

[mention=1064]Injury Prone[/mention] is 

Good enough for me!

[Hook1997 5385]

11 minutes ago, justhookit said:

I’m not crying about it you asshat. I started the thread, he said he would leave it for a day, I said leave it a week, and then he deleted it. I’m sorry you’ve only spent a small fortune. Want to buy my family’s new south end zone box? Or east side club seats? Or west side 45 yard line? Cause at this point we are taking offers.

I love me some justhookit and appreciate his posts but that’s one of the most humble brag posts of all time.  Now I know how he can fish so much offshore and live on the coast. Lol   No offense you got family money do you.

Edited December 4, 2020 by Hook1997

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

BTW my best friend went to ND and writes occasional sports pieces for their fan site.  They're good.   Witty and funny.  I turned him onto Surly and he was like WTF is wrong with your fans they're dark and arrogant.  I said yeah but we eat our own but respect wit.  Wit is most important.  He didnt understand for some reason.

Edited December 4, 2020 by PassiveAggressiveCoach

[justhookit 4191]

3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I love me some justhookit and appreciate his posts but that’s one of the most humble brag posts of all time.  Now I know how he can fish so much offshore and live on the coast. Lol   

Sorry I’ll delete that if you will too

[Tex Pete 20399]

5 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Are you an angry old man? You come across as an angry old man.

I made a joke about firing someone who’s not even hired yet. You know sort of like the threads on this website where we want to fire Mensa, Ash, Yurkich. But hey I went a bridge too far.

I’m not an old man at all, yet I’ve been on Horn boards for 25ish years (hookem/360, hornfans, shaggy, HD, surly). I’m trying to help you out, but you seem stupid. 

[kingkoopa6 8369]

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Here. It didn't take too long to find because I remembered who posted it.

 

Oh shyt what I miss? I got a full length video in my phone as well.. lol 

[Laxtonto 12090]

How quickly does it spread and where first

[satyanash 14529]

2 hours ago, El Squared said:

Just wondering out loud if futureman is son of Texas Taps from hornfans in days of yore.

futureman is definitely echeese.

[Tex Pete 20399]

8 minutes ago, justhookit said:

I made a joke about firing someone who’s not even hired yet. You know sort of like the threads on this website where we want to fire Mensa, Ash, Yurkich. But hey I went a bridge too far.

Those threads were stupid, too. I would have negged whichever poster started the thread you did. Nothing personal about it. 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I’m not an old man at all, yet I’ve been on Horn boards for 25ish years (hookem/360, hornfans, shaggy, HD, surly). I’m trying to help you out, but you seem stupid. 

What's up 45-55 yr old!  We run this shit!  We have seen it all.  I probably met you at a tailgate in the mid to late 90s.  Why leave off Longhornfanzone?  Did Bob rip you off on the bus? 😂

Edited December 4, 2020 by PassiveAggressiveCoach

[Rimbo 25976]

16 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

For reference. I had a former teammate my age who played for the Oilers and then the Titans when they moved and I am in my latter 40s. 

Huh.

Thought you were older than me.

Guess not.  

[Mdhorn 5972]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

 

Probably everybody that runs behind this offensive line has lingering injuries.  Ingram, don't end your career behind a shitty offensive line--this is a free year.  If Herman knew what he was doing, he wouldn't be fielding termination questions.  Get better and return or heal for the combine.  Either way, the Eyes of Texas are always on you when you play for the best college in Texas.  Be best and stay safe.   

[ioueleventybilliondollars 107]

6 hours ago, mr.goodkat said:

zaps voo doo bitches

This is the only right answer.

Also, I'm never going to catch up with this thread.

[Hook1997 5385]

15 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Sorry I’ll delete that if you will too

You are worried about rep? Lol.  I signed up for this site after shaggy and in like the first week some had likes of over a thousand?  How is that possible idk, people got ghost accounts they are liking themselves or on pacts with friends I don’t give a shit...   But there’s a few who’s count is very questionable but who cares I’m not here for a popularity contest I’m here to have fun and escape day to day bs and maybe learn something along the way from our group of bandits.  

Edited December 4, 2020 by Hook1997