Urban Meyer or bust

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Incredibly successful and good looking future Texas head coach Urban Meyer hates bob stoops too.

[TexMexBuddha 987]

Yup it is happening. The jokes are now going to stop. Urban pointed to Stone and said 'that is three times now', and threatened to have him replaced by Reece Davis. Hahaha.

[Guest Lobo]

3 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

I don't hate Herbie as much as most of y'all but yeah that segment this morning was complete bullshit, as if crazy fan expectations are unique to Texas.  He also kept making the point that UT has "NINE!" regents looking over the coach's shoulder. "Nine!"

Yeah, not sure what Herbie's angle was there.  Every large public university of note has a system board of some sort.  The University System of Ohio is no different.  Ours are actually nationally respected for staying outta shit like this unless it's to earmark trailer-fulls of cash for high profile hires.  

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Brady Quinn is dressed like the concierge at a clown morgue.

He and Jesse Palmet go to the same taylor.  
 

I spelled that correctly BTW.  They both are dressed by their “assistant” who is named Taylor. 

[emp6856 17]

That voice over piece was Stoop's  interview.  They have their replacement.

[Laxtonto 12080]

1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

It's like when you make a copy of a copy of a copy. It's just not the same. 

Fight Club for the MFW!

[RollLeft 5044]

That is 3 times!

[Doc Reeves 6434]

2 minutes ago, Baconboy said:

This is what I thought as well. He was desperately trying to make his case to Urban to not take the job.

Or he a huge fucking bitch. Both are probably true

[Levi 2586]

Both Fox and ESPN game day shows are filled with douche bags. Both shows suck ass. 

[wood 11225]

3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Herbie blocked me a couple years ago, bc I called him out for hypocrisy and being a douche

Here's the response that he blocked me over...

 

[BornAndRaised 12281]

Im still working, was he upset when he said "Thats 3 times now"? It feels like its happening by the tone of the board currently..

[stork642 4498]

6 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

I don't hate Herbie as much as most of y'all but yeah that segment this morning was complete bullshit, as if crazy fan expectations are unique to Texas.  He also kept making the point that UT has "NINE!" regents looking over the coach's shoulder. "Nine!"

Well Urban will get paid $1,333,333.33 for each regent so there’s that.  

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

He and Jesse Palmet go to the same taylor.  
 

I spelled that correctly BTW.  They both are dressed by their “assistant” who is named Taylor. 

Taylor? Louis Mueller?

 

surely not Tailor, TX

[ztejas 43418]

Urb to the rest of the desk 

[wood 11225]

2 minutes ago, emp6856 said:

That voice over piece was Stoop's  interview.  They have their replacement.

Yep. "It's almost like he's auditioning for a job or something".

[Nicole44 22059]

3 schools to win a MNC with. Three!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Lobo]

So Tim Brando knows what Jay Hartzell wants?  I'm sure the UT President will be pleased to know Tim Brando has him all figured out.  I wonder how Timmy knows all this?  

[pearlandhorn 3269]

1 minute ago, wood said:

Here's the response that he blocked me over...

 

If you’re going to go out, go out swinging. Fuck Brando and his bitchass ego.

[wood 11225]

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

Im still working, was he upset when he said "Thats 3 times now"? It feels like its happening by the tone of the board currently..

Nope. Joking back and forth.

[EuroHorn 3261]

6 minutes ago, Baconboy said:

Right, while completely ignoring the fact that Texas is tied for 3rd in all-time wins. Made it sound like Texas has only been successful under Mack Brown and when Earl Campbell was here in the late '70s. Quoted a coach from the 1950s about the difficulty of meeting the high expectations of our fans. Implied we should keep Herman, then looked completely dumbfounded & angry when Desmond Howard said there's a disconnect between Herman and the players. 

I guess Herbstreit thinks Yale and Princeton should have much higher expectations given they have as many or more football national championships than Alabama 

[DFW Horn 6123]

1 minute ago, wood said:

Here's the response that he blocked me over...

 

Now that's thin-skinned. I thought Louisianans were supposed to be tough?

[stork642 4498]

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Here's the response that he blocked me over...

 

Brando is so damn bitter.  Is he an Aggie?

[hookem48 4687]

I don't know how you guys made it through the OU shit, I turned the channel

[victory88 5663]

He wasn’t upset.  He had a big ass grin on his face when they zoomed out to show the whole set for commercial break right after the comment.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Here's the response that he blocked me over...
 

You are the hero that we need...but are you the hero that we deserve ?

[LTtxfan 49173]

WTF??   Brando and Spencer should never call TEXAS games anymore.... 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

10 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Does Urban usually wear his big gigantic championship ring(s) on the show? 

Yes

[DanTheHorn 4922]

15 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Look at this fat fucking baby

 

Last I heard Royal walked away because he was not willing to cheat with the Oklahoma's of the 70s.

[RollLeft 5044]

3 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

Fox segment on Gaylord Fockers.  Fuck you, if we had a coaching tree worth a shit, OU's QB accolades would be a shade of what they've become.  

Such a shit day of media coverage, I'm turning the TV off and spending the rest of the day outside.  Today somehow feels worse to me than the final days of Charlie Lulz.  Since then, the conference has only regressed, the agenda of officiating to offense production over defense is cemented, and football around the nation looks far gimpier/softer than even the worst programs of the early aughts.

"It's a gimmick offense."  Or so was the phrase that was used to describe Leach and his slew of QB's that dominated the stats in their day.  Now a Riley a Leach protégé is a QB whisperer at "QB U".  Give me a fkn break.  Leach and Tech got hosed from the respect they deserved.  

[DFW Horn 6123]

1 minute ago, stork642 said:

Brando is so damn bitter.  Is he an Aggie?

No, but the SEC SEC SEC cheerleader may as well be.

[Scooter Monzingo 820]

Boy, their mannerisms suggest they are sitting on the real story. It feels like he is coming to Texas.

[Hammerhead 257]

They are ribbing him a lot cuz they know already. Urban just laughs and jokes around things.  No mention of a “no” he won’t coach again. 
 

we gots him. It’s gotta be happening! 

Edited December 5, 2020 by Hammerhead

[Gut Wagon 8065]

5 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

He and Jesse Palmet go to the same taylor.  
 

I spelled that correctly BTW.  They both are dressed by their “assistant” who is named Taylor. 

You badly misspelled "Stevie Wonder." 

[Steelers Roll Left 1168]

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Doesn't Urban usually do the Fox show all day though?  Unless he suddenly goes missing once the 11 AM games start, not sure what significance this would have.

Carrington is not qualified for Pantoni/Chang's position.  They watch film and help scout/assess talent in addition to a lot of other things. That's way outside of Carrington's realm of expertise. 

Queue the zoom (no Toobin)......

[BERT 4358]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Why are you being such a jerk? Seriously. I don’t get it.

He thinks he’s funny. 

[Octavian 1025]

6 minutes ago, wood said:

Here's the response that he blocked me over...

 

Lol Brando is a moron. I had Hartzell as a professor twice and he was my thesis advisor for a class. That man doesn’t give a rats ass about control, he just wants to be the best. I remember before he took over McCombs he wanted it to be better than Penn and completely turned the Honors program upside down to do it. I have no doubt he would do whatever it takes to bring Texas football back to the top.

Edited December 5, 2020 by Octavian

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

Good Lord, what kind of pussy blocks people on the internet.  JFC.  

Wait...are you saying Tim Brando is a loudmouthed, blustering little bitch who loves to talk shit but folds up like a lawn chair and hides when anyone confronts him?

It's almost like he's a sooner fan.

[texanbychoice 354]

If you’re going to go out, go out swinging. Fuck Brando and his bitchass ego.

Agreed. Mack blocked me on Twitter when I told him to drink bleach after we lost to Baylor.

[slim9797 49]

Please tell me the ButtNuts boards are going ballistic? 

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1501]

If Urban wasn’t coming he could have easily shut all this down already. He lives in a burnt orange casita in Horseshoe Bay

[MrBig 5396]

Looks like we’re going 1-0 in this coaching search!

[lemonandaturd 4285]

2 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Brando is so damn bitter.  Is he an Aggie?

He was too stupid to get in LSU, I think he went to Louisiana Monroe.  

[Queen Bitch 1692]

22 minutes ago, Helobious said:

please please please derail me today Urban. 

Sounds sexy

[Ricky Butler 2701]

I've been saying for months and no one will listen. THE GHOST OF BLAIR CHERRY IS GOING TO SCUTTLE THE DEAL.

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

Brando is so damn bitter.  Is he an Aggie?

From the sec, but his "best friend" Spencer Tillman is a sooner and they clearly bond over their distain for Texas.

[Guest Lobo]

Just now, MrBig said:

Looks like we’re going 1-0 in this coaching search!

1-0, LLC Coaching Culture?  

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

Looks like we’re going 1-0 in this coaching search!

What I wouldn't give for cdc to use this line in the introductory press conference.

[Hank Chinaski 6314]

I wish just once these fucking imbeciles would clearly articulate what they think the problem is with coaches at Texas.

What - specifically - are you talking about? And no, saying that DKR retired at 54 and generically stating that coaches were "undermined" is not specific and is meaningless drivel - how were they undermined, how was any of it specific to Texas? Can you articulate how this is different than other schools who are on the same historic level as Texas? Is there any substance at all to your claims?

Also - the related argument is that, outside of Mack's tenure, Texas has been only OK for the last 40 years - and this somehow means that we should accept mediocrity. I mean, what kind of fucked-up logic is that? Isn't that why we're having the conversation of trying to get the right coach in the first place? 

If David McWilliams or John Mackovic or Charlie Strong had kicked ass at other schools after leaving Texas, these idiots may have a point. But exactly none of them did. Which - call me crazy - indicates to me that their problem at Texas was their same problem elsewhere - they just weren't all that fucking good. Thus, blaming their failures on the school is absurdly irrational. 

They echo this sentiment about institutional reasons for Texas's mediocrity (though nobody ever states what those reasons actually are), when the actual answer is fucking simple: we're mediocre when we have mediocre coaches. We're good when we have good coaches. This isn't complicated. 

I don't know if they're just dumb, or have some sort of agenda or what.

I want to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're just dipshits. 

[Fug 540]

Oh fuck, next segment will be telling

[victory88 5663]

Oh shit.... talking about Michigan and Texas next