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5 minutes ago, futureman said:

I know it frustrates you that urban isn’t coming but that’s no reason to resort to name-calling.  you need to relax. 

Says the guy calling people dipshits for 300+ pages.  lulz

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8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

@Chooky rhymes with dooky.

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6 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 Herbie shitting on both Michigan and TEXAS this week... not good for ESPN.

With ACC & SEC Networks owned by ESPN, will this obvious biased bullshit reporting continue if URBAN comes to TEXAS??

(Of course Herbie will not attack tOSU though.)

We still collecting $15M annually from Mouse for LHN through mid-2031.  Herbie should know his role.

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2 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

That was Leinart, but yeah

Those white qbs all look the same to me. Haha

I fully expect apologies from everyone in this thread when urban doesn’t accept the job. 

As much as Brady, Matt and Reggie would want him to stay, those guys are alpha competitors and would be in his ear telling him he has to take it.

Yeah it sounds like they were just fucking with him to the limited extent that they can.

Y'all know that futureman's schtick is to be a contrarian troll right?  

But I sure hope he's good and ready to stick is entire hand up his butt.  He's earned it.

Just now, futureman said:

I fully expect apologies from everyone in this thread when urban doesn’t accept the job. 

Go assonate yourself.

Just now, futureman said:

I fully expect apologies from everyone in this thread when urban doesn’t accept the job. 

News flash:  you're gettin fisted either way....

Just now, futureman said:

I fully expect apologies from everyone in this thread when urban doesn’t accept the job. 

As long a you apologize whilst puppeteering yourself if it goes the other way.

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We're not losing today. Kansas State is that bad. 

This is looking like a rare blowout Herman W. Do any coaches get fired soon after dominating wins? 

Deciding not to play before the season = Opting out
Deciding not to play in the middle of the season = Quitting

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Gonna need one of these with a CUM version should it happen...

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Just now, freyguy said:

News flash:  you're gettin fisted either way....

I’ve always said that.  y’all just won’t get to see it.

Just now, freyguy said:

News flash:  you're an asshole either way....

Fify

30 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:
35 minutes ago, stork642 said:
Brando is so damn bitter.  Is he an Aggie?

From the sec, but his "best friend" Spencer Tillman is a sooner and they clearly bond over their distain for Texas.

Yeah Brando called LSU basketball for awhile...

 

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Fuck glocks!

Bringing the tomahawk back!

They are doing a weird job of avoiding the Texas-Meyer saga. It’s like going to a strip club with your Baptist mother in law and 3 of your frat bros. You don’t want to look at them tities, but your buds can’t help themselves from buying you lap dances..

This analogy is such a weird flex it can only be first hand experience.
50 minutes ago, wood said:

There you go. That competition video is your preview trailer for what's coming to Texas Football.

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Lots of Pete Carrol talk this morning. Coincidence?

All this butthurt from Herbie/Brando/others probably incoming is exactly why you act like the Joneses and you don't hire fucking G5 one hit wonders anymore and you don't let Mack fucking Brown torpedo you.  You tell him he got lazy we are making and change and to GTFO...

No one wants to see us succeed except us.  we get viewers whether we are up or down.

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

This is looking like a rare blowout Herman W. Do any coaches get fired soon after dominating wins? 

lot of time left.  I think Ash has the D playing well enough.

23 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Maybe Matt knows something. 

All he knows is he wants Urban coaching USC in 2022.

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

I really do feel sorry for y’all.  delusion is such a sad thing. 

Listen we all know you love trolling the fuck out of everyone and you are damn good at it but just remember that once Urban is announced promises have been made.🤛

3 minutes ago, texas08 said:

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Fuck glocks!

Bringing the tomahawk back!

Nice mug, mind if I ask where you got it? 

Any words from the ohio side of things about how delusional we are?  

Y'all know that futureman's schtick is to be a contrarian troll right?  
But I sure hope he's good and ready to stick is entire hand up his butt.  He's earned it.

We’ve all heard that rumor but he’s so unfunny it’s hard to believe it.
2 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Lots of Pete Carrol talk this morning. Coincidence?

He’s Leinart and Bush’s point of reference 

KSU has a both a tall, slow plodding QB and 5-6 Quentin Griffin-type RB. Texas Kryptonite. This game is far from over.

Nice mug, mind if I ask where you got it? 



Yeti. It’s actually burnt orange. The pic makes it look Tennessee orange.
19 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

More posts here or the game thread next 3.5 hours?

There is a game thread?

7 minutes ago, Helobious said:

This is looking like a rare blowout Herman W. Do any coaches get fired soon after dominating wins? 

It would look good on his application for the next MAC vacancy. 

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16 minutes ago, futureman said:

I know it frustrates you that urban isn’t coming but that’s no reason to resort to name-calling.  you need to relax. 

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Just now, DanTheHorn said:

There is a game thread?

There's a game?

38 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

He was too stupid to get in LSU, I think he went to Louisiana Monroe.  

Jesus, isn't their entrance exam just "Spell 'cat'"?

4 minutes ago, texas08 said:

 

 


Yeti. It’s actually burnt orange. The pic makes it look Tennessee orange.

 

 

Do you mind linking it? I'm on their website and cant find it

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

Do you mind linking it? I'm on their website and cant find it

Try dicks sporting goods website 

20 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

Fuck I hope Aggy loses today. 

Although they do that daily, I agree completely 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Lol

Exactly my point from earlier.  These mediots expect Texas to be in the CFP, and when Texas doesn't achieve that, they blast the team for being soft and under-achieving.

But when the fans have the exact same expectations, and are frustrated and angry at 5-3 with losses to shit teams like TCU, they blast us for being privileged.

Mediots are complete fucking idiots.

It's time to get Urban Meyer and wreck shop.

 

7 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Listen we all know you love trolling the fuck out of everyone and you are damn good at it but just remember that once Urban is announced promises have been made.🤛

look, I would be ecstatic to show you the inside of my lower bowel, as that would mean urban is our next coach. I really, really want it to happen. I want us to win again.

but that ain’t reality. 

21 minutes ago, Hammerhead said:

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 I liked that show. It’s happening 

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20 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

If Texas loses today does Herman get Kiffined in the parking lot?

I think it's happening later today win-or-lose. But the deed won't be done until the team gets back to Austin. And then it's ...

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