Urban Meyer or bust

[troph 24893]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I’m too lazy to search the internet myself, but why all the talk of the KU game being cancelled? I’d like nothing more than to end this shitty season and move on to the next coach, be it Urban Meyer or someone else, but are the COVID numbers on either the Texas team and/or Kansas team look like they’re trending up?

Someone pages back posted KU numbers they are an infestation of more than just mediocrity.

[BradInATX 9208]

that looks incredible, just s&p? My man!

You know that's it. I'm not some kind of degenerate or hippie.

[RGBIII 22840]

Silence is good, silence remains good. We need to hope that the silence remains until we can Herman...then things are going to get really loud

[KYHorn 17110]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

that looks incredible, just s&p? My man!

salt and pepper on brisket is the way, but I've never been ballsy enough to do it on a pork shoulder

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

4 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Strong effort. My toddler is running around so no guns. Instead I offer up this little butt I'm finna throw on.

Just put some ribs on myself and got a pork loin as well

[tx ind 7013]

The most telling thing yesterday was Urban talking about how you need the right infrastructure in place and listed some things that were floated around in this thread the past week..s&c coach, recruiting coordinator, facilities, etc

[TrashMaster G 17581]

26 minutes ago, Pancho said:

The punctuation goes inside the quotation marks.

The quoted sentence is not a question, so INCORRECT.

[Homercles 10206]

double 

Edited December 6, 2020 by Homercles

[Horn80 6131]

4 minutes ago, smoothlonghorn said:

Well, f it, I haven’t posted around these parts in a while = seems like a good place to jump back in.....

It’s like John Wick. You dip so much as a pinky back into this pond, you may find something reaching out to pull you back in. 

[tonedeaf 56]

17 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I've been thinking about that. Could it be that a lot of what we've heard so far is people testing for leaks? Guaging public perception maybe? Because I think Texas will not officially announce any plans for a new coach until they publicly decide they are done with Tom Herman.

Thats pretty much a given. And thats the way it should be. 

[RGBIII 22840]

1 minute ago, KYHorn said:

salt and pepper on brisket is the way, but I've never been ballsy enough to do it on a pork shoulder

Give it a shot, tastes just as good. My trick is when you pull the pork, sprinkle s&p (2part pepper 1 Part salt) on the meat as well...delicious

[Pancho 44880]

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

The quoted sentence is not a question, so INCORRECT.

Okay.

[DanTheHorn 4938]

13 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

I’m high on page 420

Edited December 6, 2020 by DanTheHorn

[RGBIII 22840]

Burton’s update didn’t have anything about coaching btw. All about the game itself

 

[Istian 241]

24 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Or where Saban has publicly said that Texas offered him or was interested in him for a job?
 

the fact is that people get offered jobs everyday and never say anything about getting an offer or turning one down. 

There’s a difference between an active coach at a place like Bama not commenting on a job that was never technically open while they were making their decision and a guy who isn’t currently coaching making a statement about not returning to coaching. Like Thujone said - these situations aren’t identical at all. The similarities begin and end with the hiring school being Texas. That and the fact that we still suck. 

[Pancho 44880]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Burton’s update didn’t have anything about coaching btw. All about the game itself

 

His last sentence was interesting though.

[closetojumping 62765]

How much bad acid has RapGameLarry and that Squid fucker been feeding this thread over the past month? There isn’t a fucking thing happening today or tomorrow. 

Edited December 6, 2020 by closetojumping

[nnm 36481]

In on 420

Edited December 6, 2020 by nnm

[StassneyHorn 6624]

I watched the ulcers comment live. My takeaway was that it was a “wtf do you mean” response to a a vague, open ended question.

[BradInATX 9208]

salt and pepper on brisket is the way, but I've never been ballsy enough to do it on a pork shoulder

It's definitely a really Texas taste, and the spice is powerful. I dig it. I'm not against more complex rubs at all. I'm just in a low effort mood today. What's your go-to for butts?

[Armybrat 40857]

16 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

well, if you insist.

 

Get that foreign crap outta here...

 

 

[GRHorn 105]

46 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I mean I think the flight tracking and curtain matching and emotional swings from one hour to the next are as ridiculous as you and Sydney do, but it's harmless and they're having fun. I don't see why you and Sydney are bothered by it. Live and let live and all that. Maybe y'all should have a drink.

Yeah I don’t get the holier than thou, kids it’s past your bedtime attitude. Here’s an idea. Don’t click on the thread. If we only posted, verifiable or “official” sources, it would just be Pete Thames articles and Brian Davis tweets. Who wants that?

[Guest Lobo]

First off---that looks a phenomenal breakfast.  Second---I would watch a porno starring "Black Riuger" & "Taos Lightning", in a her titular breakout role "Dripping Springs" 

[Poolflood 845]

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

In on 420

420...  421.  Whatever it takes

[KYHorn 17110]

Just now, BradInATX said:

6 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

salt and pepper on brisket is the way, but I've never been ballsy enough to do it on a pork shoulder

It's definitely a really Texas taste, and the spice is powerful. I dig it. I'm not against more complex rubs at all. I'm just in a low effort mood today. What's your go-to for butts?

Mustard, then 1 part salt, pepper, garlic, and paprika; 1 part brown sugar. Spray with ACV and brown sugar braise. Sometimes I add bourbon to the braise.

[victory88 5669]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

How much bad acid has RapGameLarry and that Squid fucker been feeding this thread over the past month? There isn’t a fucking thing happening today or tomorrow. 

Welp, when are we going to start the meltdown? Did we fuck this up or are they waiting till Kansas?

[GRHorn 105]

13 minutes ago, troph said:

Host says ulcers in Columbus right coach? 
 

host about to talk about covid and Michigan and general on the field stuff 

urbs jumps out of his seat, what? What do you mean? 
 

host raises the on the field issues and urbs says “oh” and they discuss.

Urbs clearly thought the host was going to talk about something else causing ulcers, and that something else made him jump.  

theory is that something else was the Texas job. Urbs jumpiness points to secrecy which points to yes.

This was by far the most telling tidbit of the last 24 hours. 

[Sir Ulrich 5188]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

How much bad acid has RapGameLarry and that Squid fucker been feeding this thread over the past month? There isn’t a fucking thing happening today or tomorrow. 

You forgot our new friend CeddyB012. Obvious onfirmation Ceddy is correct. 

[troph 24893]

5 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I watched the ulcers comment live. My takeaway was that it was a “wtf do you mean” response to a a vague, open ended question.

That’s how I read the elephant in the zoo moment that others thought was telling. The degree at which urbs jumped at the ulcer comment was odd if just he didn’t understand. I thought it more.

[closetojumping 62765]

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

Welp, when are we going to start the meltdown? Did we fuck this up or are they waiting till Kansas?

I don’t think it’s ever too early for this board to panic and start shitting all over itself. 

[EastTexan 662]

3 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Mustard, then 1 part salt, pepper, garlic, and paprika; 1 part brown sugar. Spray with ACV and brown sugar braise. Sometimes I add bourbon to the braise.

Jack Daniels?

[alphahorn 1637]

1 hour ago, THUJONE said:

For me, there are three options here:

OPTION 1: Urban is an asshole psychopath. It would be the only explanation if he currently knows he's not going to take the job. I don't believe this is the case, because if it were, it would mean that he is purposefully stringing out The University of Texas, to what? Just be a dick? I have a lot of objections to Meyer's handling of Fuckface McGee and his domestic violence shit, but otherwise he seems to conduct himself professionally. So I think it would be Busch League for him to just play us out like that. He could have, and would have put this whole thing to bed on Fox yesterday. Instead, it was awkward turtle crickets.

OPTION 2: He still doesn't know if he's going to take the job. Okay, maybe. But he's known it's coming to him for three months now. In my mind he's a YES, but could possibly be balking because he wants "his team," i.e., his specific staff he's worked with before. I don't necessarily buy this. Coaches aren't always able to walk in with all the assistants they want. And I don't see Urbs as the type of guy who is afraid to take a job unless all the stars are perfectly aligned. But this could lead to a NO if I've misread him and he's a little baby.

OPTION 3: He's a yes and waiting on word of Herman's departure.

 

Option 1: 0% 

Option 2: 30%

Option 3: 70%

The percentages one ascribes to options 2 and 3 are a direct correlation to how one perceives CDC as a legitimate and polished AD.  In the end we'll know the answer.  I'm giving CDC credit that he's legit. As I posted several nights ago, if CDC has a clue what he is doing, then all the public stuff that came to light this week is all AFTER THE FACT, post agreement in terms with Meyer and his agent.  I'm not going to rehash everything I wrote previously, but in the end if Meyer is announced then the good news is we not only have one of, if not the best coach in college football, but also a top level AD.  If Urban isn't our next coach, then our current coach and AD swim in the same toilet.

Edited December 6, 2020 by alphahorn

[DoobieWah 1452]

4 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Mustard, then 1 part salt, pepper, garlic, and paprika; 1 part brown sugar. Spray with ACV and brown sugar braise. Sometimes I add bourbon to the braise.

“Braise” or “glaze”?

Aren't you smoking it?

[troph 24893]

Just now, alphahorn said:

The percentages so ascribe to options 2 and 3 are a direct correlation to how you perceive CDC as a legitimate and polished AD.  In the end we'll know the answer.  I'm giving CDC credit that he's legit. As I posted several nights ago, if CDC has a clue what he is doing, then all the public stuff that came to light this week is all AFTER THE FACT, post agreement in terms with Meyer and his agent.  I'm not going to rehash everything I wrote previously, but in the end if Meyer is announced then the good news is we not only have one of, if not the best coach in college football, but also a top level AD.  If Urban isn't our next coach, then our current coach and AD swim in the same toilet.

Agreed.

[Babytime 96]

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

How much bad acid has RapGameLarry and that Squid fucker been feeding this thread over the past month? There isn’t a fucking thing happening today or tomorrow. 

Do you see it happening at all at this point?

[Cuernavaca 254]

3 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

420...  421.  Whatever it takes

Fuck, slept in too late. Wakey wakey fellow fuckers.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

6 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Mustard, then 1 part salt, pepper, garlic, and paprika; 1 part brown sugar. Spray with ACV and brown sugar braise. Sometimes I add bourbon to the braise.

This is one of the best posts in the last 40 pages

[EuroHorn 3267]

9 minutes ago, Istian said:

There’s a difference between an active coach at a place like Bama not commenting on a job that was never technically open while they were making their decision and a guy who isn’t currently coaching making a statement about not returning to coaching. Like Thujone said - these situations aren’t identical at all. The similarities begin and end with the hiring school being Texas. That and the fact that we still suck. 

I’m not saying that Meyer has said no. I’m saying there’s a possibility that he has said no and he’s just moving on with his life without saying anything publicly.  People do it all the time 

[ClubWhatever 12154]

2 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

Fuck, slept in too late. Wakey wakey fellow fuckers.

Did you remember the duct tape and cement?

[JOSEYWALES66 1805]

2 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

Fuck, slept in too late. Wakey wakey fellow fuckers.

You are going to shoot your eye out!

[stork642 4498]

I have the feeling today’s going to be a good one😀🦑🤛

[DanTheHorn 4938]

8 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Yeah I don’t get the holier than thou, kids it’s past your bedtime attitude. Here’s an idea. Don’t click on the thread. If we only posted, verifiable or “official” sources, it would just be Pete Thames articles and Brian Davis tweets. Who wants that?

Yea someone came out of retirement and said this shit is fun because the guy at the 7-11 is an official source. It is a way to let off steam while we wait.

[Horn80 6131]

1 minute ago, stork642 said:

I have the feeling today’s going to be a good one😀🦑🤛

You cut this gif short because that kid get hits by a trash truck going 90 mph.......

[EuroHorn 3267]

35 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Correct.  It is not to saban or anyone’s benefit to say he turned us down.  
 

but urban isn’t coaching at a competing school.   It would be very easy to say “I’m loving this announcing gig and want to do this for awhile”.  

He could certainly say that to his employer.  It doesn’t give him much benefit to say it publicly. 

[Caddox 952]

Hey @futureman night night, keep ya butthole tight.

[troph 24893]

Brando saying Stoops was auditioning for urbs job was interesting too.

[Bevo 13590]

A little acronym tip this morning for the olds. LOL in UT circles is light the orange light, meaning the tower is lit. So when Shelley types LOL, it needs to be interpreted in such a fashion. When someone asks whether she is real estate shopping in Austin and she replies LOL - well you get it. She is Texas bound.  You're welcome.

[futureman 22510]

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I don’t think it’s ever too early for this board to panic and start shitting all over itself. 

when meyer officially declines y’all can all watch me take a shit on a live webcam. 

[Duane Moore 5248]

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

How much bad acid has RapGameLarry and that Squid fucker been feeding this thread over the past month? There isn’t a fucking thing happening today or tomorrow. 

Well crap. Are they just waiting to finish the schedule with Kansas before firing Herman? Or is that now up in the air as well?

[KYHorn 17110]

5 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

“Braise” or “glaze”?

Aren't you smoking it?

Mop sauce may be the most accurate term. It's sprayed on while smoking, but can be poured over and put in a pan in the smoker. The ingredients are boiled in a pot beforehand.