Urban Meyer or bust

[Eskimohorn 5635]

Looks like the night shift took the night off. Was expecting flightaware updates, decoded messages, rumors from a friend of a friend, panicked Buckeyes. And all I get is the fucking food network leading up to the big day.

[Chili dog 1787]

1 hour ago, THUJONE said:

Wrong- if he had, it would be public. And he would have said so. There is no reason for him to be a no and not say it. Game theory motherfucker.

If he had said, “no,” the Fox crew would’ve done segments on Tom’s likelihood of being fired, like Game Day did. I watched both, and Fox definitely tip-toed around the subject. Game Day was all over it, because it’s clearly a huge story. Herbstreit basically said it would take an Urban Meyer-level coach to win at Texas. I think Herbstreit knows what’s coming. 

[Tex Long 4392]

Anybidy talked to Brock Sr. yet?

[Hanrahan 1306]

Mustard, then 1 part salt, pepper, garlic, and paprika; 1 part brown sugar. Spray with ACV and brown sugar braise. Sometimes I add bourbon to the braise.

I do the same thing only with just salt and pepper.

[Horn80 6119]

1 minute ago, Caddox said:

Hey @futureman night night, keep ya butthole tight.

He’s gargling with warm water and salt getting his voice ready to belt out Moon River.....

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2 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

He could certainly say that to his employer.  It doesn’t give him much benefit to say it publicly. 

Say it three times slowly and the magnifying lens might turn away. There is benefit to unequivocally denying the rumor. 

[EuroHorn 3263]

Just now, troph said:

Say it three times slowly and the magnifying lens might turn away. There is benefit to unequivocally denying the rumor. 

I said there is benefit. Just not much. 

[texas08 1599]

Fuck, slept in too late. Wakey wakey fellow fuckers.

Dexter? Who are you killing today?

[Not a Sock 2313]

33 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

We Fucked up getting saban and if we can't land Urban and end up with plan c then we just need to accept the "we are Texas" shit isn't as real as we think it is. 

If we are then CDC should be able to slap His Texas sized dick on the table and urban says yes. We will see soon enough. I know there will be some still in denial that even if Urban says no we still are big dogs but we won't be if we can't pull this off and end up with another "cross your fingers and hope he gets even better at Texas" Coach.

This is a stupid take that is 100% based in delusions of grandeur, you are talking about the two greatest coaches in all of CFB who had cemented their legacies before Texas offered them a job. Urban turning us down doesn’t make us some scrub program, Urban is a top 5 all time coach in CFB and arguably top 3 he isn’t some washed up past his prime Jimbo or Mack who where kicked to the curb after shutting the bed and burning down the house. He left OSU while on top and is still beloved by the fans and school, him coming to Texas puts his legacy and current reputation at risk and that’s going to weigh heavily on his mind. Texas can do everything possible to support and compensate Meyer but nobody can grantee the kind of success that would cement him as the GOAT coach and make the burning of the bridges at OSU worth. Mindless screaming we’re Texas is pointless and does nothing but give fans a sense of bravado.

[Chili dog 1787]

4 minutes ago, troph said:

Brando saying Stoops was auditioning for urbs job was interesting too.

I missed that. 

[Horn80 6119]

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Pffft with you mass production bullshit.

Something tells me if China should ever decide to invade America, they will avoid Texas.....

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1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

I said there is benefit. Just not much. 

But a lot less cost to stop the rumor.  The cost benefit points to stopping the rumor if it’s untrue so you can move on. Plus then the broadcast can cover the story.  

[closetojumping 62689]

17 minutes ago, Babytime said:

Do you see it happening at all at this point?

Sure. Frankly, I’m convinced it is happening, but I’m also convinced that the UT ecosystem has a pathological need to fuck things like this up, so I can’t get excited. 

Anyone pessimistic or leaning that way has every reason to see silence moving forward while Fuckface is on the job as confirmation that “Oh no! We suck again!” 

Honestly, not firing this stumblefuck after OU was a mistake. He’s a cockroach and I’m sure finishing the season by blowing two teams out, no matter how shitty they are, is going to cause people in the admin to shit themselves and try to fuck up anything that is real as an alternative to keeping him. 

But I’m an optimist. Until something forces me to believe otherwise, I choose to believe that Urban Meyer is marshaling his resources for taking over; isn’t concerned about SD1 because he’s going to raid the transfer portal to find some tackles, a rush DE, and some WRs, while everyone on campus is saying that Hudson Card could compete for a Heisman (that’s being said by many these days); and Herman will be straight up shitcanned on the tarmac in Kansas after blowing them out in a very Herman way to the tune of 37-7. 

Edited December 6, 2020 by closetojumping

[GTNY 284]

RapGameLarry has always said today. It’s early. I’m not worried that we haven’t heard anything until 5pm today. 

[EuroHorn 3263]

1 minute ago, troph said:

But a lot less cost to stop the rumor.  The cost benefit points to stopping the rumor if it’s untrue so you can move on. Plus then the broadcast can cover the story.  

Or they and others can cover the speculation which sometimes has more intrigue. Look at how long this thread has gone on nothing but speculation 

Edited December 6, 2020 by EuroHorn

[Reynolds Woodcock 4740]

1 hour ago, THUJONE said:

Wrong- if he had, it would be public. And he would have said so. There is no reason for him to be a no and not say it. Game theory motherfucker.

Probably mentioned in the preceding 3 pages, but there is 0.0% chance Urban let's that awkward charade play out on Fox yesterday if he had already given UT a firm no.  Maybe he hasn't given a yes, but there is no chance a final no was given before yesterday. 

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

27 minutes ago, Pancho said:

His last sentence was interesting though.

Whoever the coach is next year, will you please attempt to get a combo of Jordan Whittington and Jake Smith on the field at the same time?
 

this one?

[UTEX_ME 4762]

12 minutes ago, troph said:

Brando saying Stoops was auditioning for urbs job was interesting too.

Brando was 100% trolling us

[Bevo14 8311]

[LW Goatman 1123]

10 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

If he had said, “no,” the Fox crew would’ve done segments on Tom’s likelihood of being fired, like Game Day did. I watched both, and Fox definitely tip-toed around the subject. Game Day was all over it, because it’s clearly a huge story. Herbstreit basically said it would take an Urban Meyer-level coach to win at Texas. I think Herbstreit knows what’s coming. 

I think Herbstreit is a bitch.

[Orange&White 5526]

7 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Or they and others can cover the speculation which sometimes has more intrigue. Look at how long this thread has gone on nothing but speculation 

Then why are you here? 

[NoName 16351]

16 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Yea someone came out of retirement and said this shit is fun because the guy at the 7-11 is an official source. It is a way to let off steam while we wait.

Leslie Chow came back / got unbanned?

[TrashMaster G 17554]

1 minute ago, LW Goatman said:

I think Herbstreit is a bitch.

 

[EuroHorn 3263]

1 minute ago, Orange&White said:

Then why are you here? 

Because I’m intrigued about the rumors and speculation.  I think there’s a possibility that Meyer becomes our coach. I think there’s a possibility he turns us down or has already turned us down 

[Ron Swanson 176]

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Brando was 100% trolling us

Brando was just repeating what Rob Stone had ribbed Urban about on the Big Noon set earlier in the day.

[Chili dog 1787]

3 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

I think Herbstreit is a bitch.

Agreed

[nnm 36386]

17 minutes ago, futureman said:

when meyer officially declines y’all can all watch me take a shit on a live webcam. 

That’s already on the shag. 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Just now, Ron Swanson said:

Brando was just repeating what Rob Stone had ribbed Urban about on the Big Noon set earlier in the day.

Yes. But the snickering with Tillman, plus his previous tweet earlier in the day. He doesn't believe Urban is going to leave FOX for Texas. 

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What’s this from? I don’t remember it.

[El Compadre 766]

22 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Pffft with your mass produce bullshit.

What gun is that?

Edit: nevermind just saw that it's Ed Brown. Beautiful gun.

Edited December 6, 2020 by LarTXHorn
New information has come to light

[KYHorn 17046]

Just now, troph said:

What’s this from? I don’t remember it.

A few weeks ago. Talking about racism, but I forget the specific topic.

[4th_and_18 687]

What’s this from? I don’t remember it.

White guilt + BLM pressure + buckeye racism

[GRHorn 105]

1 minute ago, troph said:

What’s this from? I don’t remember it.

White guilt 

[Orange&White 5526]

17 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Edited December 6, 2020 by Orange&White

[futureman 22457]

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Hudson Card could compete for a Heisman

pretty doubtful, stumpy.  who was the last receiver to win it?

[Horn80 6119]

1 minute ago, troph said:

What’s this from? I don’t remember it.

Maybe Urban announcing he’s taking the Texas job.

[tx ind 7013]

1 minute ago, troph said:

What’s this from? I don’t remember it.

 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

1 minute ago, troph said:

What’s this from? I don’t remember it.

I think it's when they asked him how his pussy feels and he went into a detailed account about the burning and stinging when he takes a piss.

[closetojumping 62689]

14 minutes ago, GTNY said:

RapGameLarry has always said today. It’s early. I’m not worried that we haven’t heard anything until 5pm today. 

I believe RapGameLarry got doxxed recently. His real name is Marshall Applewhite. I’d be pretty, prettaaaayyy cautious about taking too much of what he predicts for a given day to heart. 

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1 minute ago, KYHorn said:

A few weeks ago. Talking about racism, but I forget the specific topic.

What a db.

[Dbeasy 15048]

Ok, after getting ticked off yesterday after hearing some less than optimal information, today is a new today. There are so many sources here, we need a comprehensive betting sheet. Here is what I can recall we have:

Rapgamelarry - or whatever his name is. Dubious source, with some sort of connections, but good heroin for the Board.

The squid dude - see raplarry

Cedwhatever - see raplarry

Mr Orange - too few posts on Surly. Unless someone vouches for him, he's suspect.

Alphahorn - semi credible, but weird diversions into crypto raises eyebrows. I do know he has one thing wrong. He said it's been done for awhile. I know that isn't true.

RVC2005 - seems to have some real visibility. When he posts, I pay attention.

CTJ - i follow everything he posts closely, and he's freely admitted he doesn't know which way this is going.

me - I was firmly in the no camp Saturday because my source is impeccable, but since that time I have figured out Meyer has been reconsidering. I have no idea which way it goes.

Caddox - Someone said he's credible and that's what keeps me off the ledge.

Thamel - He posted some weird stuff implying both directions. Not sure what to think of his proclamations.

Kevin whatever - This one's interesting. Either he's got some legit intel or Urban is using him as a pawn in his chess match, like he did with others for tOSU job.

CTC2 - He's saying it's a no, and I don't know about his bonafides.

Futureman - Has already completely blown his credibility because he said there was never a chance Meyer would come here. The events of the last week prove Meyer is in play and that Texas wants him.

Who am I leaving off?

Also, the thought that Meyer is still mulling over an offer is laughable. The decision is made. It is NOT a foregone conclusion that it's yes, because Herman hasn't been fired, and he may not want to make a public statement on a job not open.

Edited December 6, 2020 by Dbeasy

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I believe RapGameLarry got doxxed recently. His real name is Marshall Applewhite. I’d be pretty, prettaaaayyy cautious about taking too much of what he predicts for a given day to heart. 

Well if he's just fucking around he's got a lot of money to burn as he's put down around $1000 on bets as to this taking place.

[EuroHorn 3263]

3 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Then why are you here? 

See post 21057

[DanTheHorn 4922]

10 minutes ago, NoName said:

Leslie Chow came back / got unbanned?

Thujone when is last time he did an MS paint.

[Dbeasy 15048]

1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Well if he's just fucking around he's got a lot of money to burn as he's put down around $1000 on bets as to this taking place.

he faked the bets with setups.

[closetojumping 62689]

Just now, nunna yo bizness said:

Well if he's just fucking around he's got a lot of money to burn as he's put down around $1000 on bets as to this taking place.

The guy can’t leave the rap game alone, the game needs him. Accordingly, he’s got fuck you money. He uses $1000 bills as kindling. Those bets are nothing. 

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I believe RapGameLarry got doxxed recently. His real name is Marshall Applewhite. I’d be pretty, prettaaaayyy cautious about taking too much of what he predicts for a given day to heart. 

Wait, you're saying he's this guy?  The Heavan's Gate cult leader?  Are you sure someone wasn't dicking around when they said that's who he was?

[Viper 12109]

Just now, nunna yo bizness said:

Wait, you're saying he's this guy?  The Heavan's Gate cult leader?  Are you sure someone wasn't dicking around when they said that's who he was?

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

he faked the bets with setups.

So Kirk Barton, the main negative source we've had so far, is also a setup?

[troph 24789]

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Ok, after getting ticked off yesterday after hearing some less than optimal information, today is a new today. There are so many sources here, we need a comprehensive betting sheet. Here is what I can recall we have:

Rapgamelarry - or whatever his name is. Dubious source, with some sort of connections, but good heroin for the Board.

The squid dude - see raplarry

Cedwhatever - see raplarry

Mr Orange - too few posts on Surly. Unless someone vouches for him, he's suspect.

Alphahorn - semi credible, but weird diversions into crypto raises eyebrows. I do know he has one thing wrong. He said it's been done for awhile. I know that isn't true.

RVC2005 - seems to have some real visibility. When he posts, I pay attention.

CTJ - i follow everything he posts closely, and he's freely admitted he doesn't know which way this is going.

me - I was firmly in the no camp Saturday because my source is impeccable, but since that time I have figured out Meyer has been reconsidering. I have no idea which way it goes.

Caddox - Someone said he's credible and that's what keeps me off the ledge.

Thamel - He posted some weird stuff implying both directions. Not sure what to think of his proclamations.

Kevin whatever - This one's interesting. Either he's got some legit intel or Urban is using him as a pawn in his chess match, like he did with others for tOSU job.

CTC2 - He's saying it's a no, and I don't know about his bonafides.

Who am I leaving off?

Also, the thought that Meyer is still mulling over an offer is laughable. The decision is made. It is NOT a foregone conclusion that it's yes, because Herman hasn't been fired, and he may not want to make a public statement on a job not open.

There was that mainstream article saying he was building a what if staff.  That’s actually one of the strongest sources for a maybe/yes.

Burton confirmed meetings, suggesting a yes or no would come - not just silence.