Urban Meyer or bust

[Ravishing Rick 1129]

One point to consider on the "full control" point.  (humblebrag alert)  I've spent a healthy amount of one on one time with Jay H, including sitting through a full Texas football game with him, and my impression of him is that he's not a control guy at all.  I don't think giving "control" to UM will be a concern with him, at least.  

[ClubWhatever 12137]

If any of these Twitter clowns or message board ghosts do have real information - good or bad and they are for Texas, they would have served the program better if they had just shut the fuck up the whole time until now.  But no. 

[Helobious 9448]

So our family friend is somewhat high up at BoA and is a UT booster. Definitely not a fuck you money type of guy but he knows people. 
 

Says he’s hearing Urban’s offer is actually in the 4 year, 8-10 million per range. Doesn’t know if Urban has said yes/no. But the big thing is his source said Herman should be fired today, so if he doesn’t get fired today we’ll know it’s all BS.

[KYHorn 17046]

Ah shit, now we gotta add Helobious to the list. @Dbeasy

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

[immamac 42843]

Just caught up, got white girl wasted last night.

[PSmitty 14]

One thing that was spot on was the flow chart. I propose one revision, we’re going to have to add another step in the return to coaching search arrow. Fan base canabalizes/fists itself.

[tx ind 7012]

Y'all can say whatever you want but I'm not believing anything unless it comes from port-o-potty girl or craps table milf.

[Pancho 44765]

22 minutes ago, futureman said:

in your fucking face, @Pancho

Okay. Cool nigga.

[Horn Dogg 3897]

Maybe the whole deal is in place for Urban to come here, but CDC is trying to get fattyboots to approve before he goes public.

[Mandalorian 2]

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I actually do. Thinking about getting a gun. Wish 1911s were cheaper. 

Get a Rock Island or Tisas 1911. Solid guns at a great price point. After you get to know 1911s, stick w what you got or trade up

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Just now, Pancho said:

Okay. Cool nigga.

Hey hey hey hey. Let’s all back off the ledge now.

[THUJONE 4550]

19 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

Technivorm for the win. Best coffee maker I ever owned. Kind of a bitch though. Lots of spills. 

[RollLeft 5044]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Just caught up, got white girl wasted last night.

does she have a name?  also a little racist

[Pancho 44765]

25 minutes ago, Jebus said:

 

 

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Yessir. My fuckup. No big deal. Hire urban.

[TotallyLegit 3053]

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Going back to the doomsday cult comparison for ol’RapGameLarry - there’s a phenomenon that occurs when a guru misses their proclaimed date for the end of the world or the aliens taking them into outer space - some of the followers rightly get disillusioned and head back towards reality and deal with the ramifications of their prior behaviors, but a good chunk of the followers just accept the newly stated date for exit and push even harder that this one is for reals for reals the right date. 

Anyone posting a fucking thing about the twitter dipshits after today unless something actually happens today is part of their silly cult and should be ashamed. 

To be fair, CeddyB said Herman could be fired Monday morning.

[Bevo14 8310]

Just now, THUJONE said:

Technivorm for the win. Best coffee maker I ever owned. Kind of a bitch though. Lots of spills. 

looks like it belongs in a chem lab

[Horn Dogg 3897]

2 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Y'all can say whatever you want but I'm not believing anything unless it comes from port-o-potty girl or craps table milf.

Live update from the port-o-potty.  Thujone special at about 1:30.

 

[Brisketexan 105106]

Once we got past the matching of the curtains at HSB, the rest of this thread has been like a Qanon discussion.

DO YOUR RESEARCH.

TRUST THE PLAN.

As for me, I’ll make some brunch, get some shit done, get some work stuff ready for Monday.

Some of us have been through this drill multiple times, since the McWilliams days. It’ll be what it’ll be. But it’s clear....we’re not a good program. Not sure what it will take to become one.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

1 hour ago, Chili dog said:

If he had said, “no,” the Fox crew would’ve done segments on Tom’s likelihood of being fired, like Game Day did. I watched both, and Fox definitely tip-toed around the subject. Game Day was all over it, because it’s clearly a huge story. Herbstreit basically said it would take an Urban Meyer-level coach to win at Texas. I think Herbstreit knows what’s coming. 

That's right and there would've been none of the awkward jokes and tension on the set all day. He definitely hasn't said no. It is either yes and he is hiding it (those guys didn't know) or its maybe if I can get certain things. 

[Pancho 44765]

2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Hey hey hey hey. Let’s all back off the ledge now.

If we keep hernan, I will jump.

[JFKFC 4878]

 If nothing happens regarding Urban or Herman by 3pm CST today, I'm going to start drinking in the backyard. God only knows what happens next. I'm going to print out a copy of this thread, and I will keep it on my person, with clear instructions to the police to have all of you arrested. You're all going down with me. 

[ztejas 43419]

2 minutes ago, Mandalorian said:

Get a Rock Island or Tisas 1911. Solid guns at a great price point. After you get to know 1911s, stick w what you got or trade up

Thanks. I guess we can delve into gun advice here. Why not.

[TexasRenegade 2435]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Ok, after getting ticked off yesterday after hearing some less than optimal information, today is a new today. There are so many sources here, we need a comprehensive betting sheet. Here is what I can recall we have:

Rapgamelarry - or whatever his name is. Dubious source, with some sort of connections, but good heroin for the Board.

The squid dude - see raplarry

Cedwhatever - see raplarry

Mr Orange - too few posts on Surly. Unless someone vouches for him, he's suspect.

Alphahorn - semi credible, but weird diversions into crypto raises eyebrows. I do know he has one thing wrong. He said it's been done for awhile. I know that isn't true.

RVC2005 - seems to have some real visibility. When he posts, I pay attention.

CTJ - i follow everything he posts closely, and he's freely admitted he doesn't know which way this is going.

me - I was firmly in the no camp Saturday because my source is impeccable, but since that time I have figured out Meyer has been reconsidering. I have no idea which way it goes.

Caddox - Someone said he's credible and that's what keeps me off the ledge.

Thamel - He posted some weird stuff implying both directions. Not sure what to think of his proclamations.

Kevin whatever - This one's interesting. Either he's got some legit intel or Urban is using him as a pawn in his chess match, like he did with others for tOSU job.

CTC2 - He's saying it's a no, and I don't know about his bonafides.

Futureman - Has already completely blown his credibility because he said there was never a chance Meyer would come here. The events of the last week prove Meyer is in play and that Texas wants him.

Who am I leaving off?

Also, the thought that Meyer is still mulling over an offer is laughable. The decision is made. It is NOT a foregone conclusion that it's yes, because Herman hasn't been fired, and he may not want to make a public statement on a job not open.

You left off injuryprone who said it was done and has verified connections in the program of some sort.

[runthebone 7981]

When I think bmd, I think one of the 10 rich, old assholes with a named building. Anyone else might not know shit.

[Majorcholas 508]

Can we please just beat nova today and get urban? 2020 throw us a damn bone

[Laxtonto 12080]

56 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Updated with other names and some odds:

Rapgamelarry - or whatever his name is. Dubious source, with some sort of connections, but good heroin for the Board. 10-1

The squid dude - see raplarry. 10-1

Cedwhatever - see raplarry. 20-1

Mr Orange - too few posts on Surly. Unless someone vouches for him, he's suspect. 3-1.

Alphahorn - semi credible, but weird diversions into crypto raises eyebrows. I do know he has one thing wrong. He said it's been done for awhile. I know that isn't true. 2-1.

RVC2005 - seems to have some real visibility. When he posts, I pay attention. 1-1.

CTJ - i follow everything he posts closely, and he's freely admitted he doesn't know which way this is going. 1-1.

me - I was firmly in the no camp Saturday because my source is impeccable, but since that time I have figured out Meyer has been reconsidering. I have no idea which way it goes. No line on the house.

Caddox - Someone said he's credible and that's what keeps me off the ledge. 1-2.

Thamel - He posted some weird stuff implying both directions. Not sure what to think of his proclamations. 1-1.

Kevin Burton - This one's interesting. Either he's got some legit intel or Urban is using him as a pawn in his chess match, like he did with others for tOSU job. 2-1.

CTC2 - He's saying it's a no, and I don't know about his bonafides. 4-1.

Futureman - Has already completely blown his credibility because he said there was never a chance Meyer would come here. The events of the last week prove Meyer is in play and that Texas wants him. 10,000-1

Staff list guy – the guy that posted possible Meyer staff, but also said he may not have said yes. 2-1.

Burton – pretty credible, says it’s still undecided. 1-2.

Horns99 – said Herman stays. Newer poster. 4-1.

You left InjuryProne off your list, which is probably a mistake 

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

A timeline of history. 
 

Ohio States final regular season game in 2011 was Nov 26. Urban Meyer met with team Nov 27 and introduced officially Nov 28. 
 

If said timeline is similar he won’t accept until after last game. If Kansas does get canceled that could alter a time line. 
 

I would prefer it to happen today/tomorrow. 

[Hagbard Celine 10855]

27 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Still no updated flight plans

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/SJE97/history/20201206/0100Z/KAUS/KVNY

these were the 3 planes of interest 12 hours and 35 pages ago

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA589/history/20201206/0136Z/KVNY/KHOU

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA769/history/20201203/1736Z/KOSU/KDZB

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/WDY618/history/20201205/1640Z/KDZB/KVNY

adding yours the next time someone checks, all in one textblock:

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/SJE97/history/20201206/0100Z/KAUS/KVNY

 

[DFW Horn 6123]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

When I think bmd, I think one of the 10 rich, old assholes with a named building. Anyone else might not know shit.

[tx ind 7012]

4 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

 If nothing happens regarding Urban or Herman by 3pm CST today, I'm going to start drinking in the backyard. God only knows what happens next. I'm going to print out a copy of this thread, and I will keep it on my person, with clear instructions to the police to have all of you arrested. You're all going down with me. 

Look out for this guy, drinking at 3pm, wow.

[DFW Horn 6123]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A timeline of history. 
 

Ohio States final regular season game in 2011 was Nov 26. Urban Meyer met with team Nov 27 and introduced officially Nov 28. 
 

If said timeline is similar he won’t accept until after last game. If Kansas does get canceled that could alter a time line. 
 

I would prefer it to happen today/tomorrow. 

Early Signing Day is 12/16. That'd give UM and staffers 3 days to work the phones.

Plausible

[Red Five 40855]

Alright, someone explain this to me like I'm five. What's with all the histrionics around needing Herman fired today or tomorrow? At this point in the game, who gives a shit if it happens one day from now or six days from now? 

[Hate 20108]

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Just caught up, got white girl wasted last night.

Drank a bunch of white claws, huh?

[conVINCEd 21469]

Just now, Red Five said:

Alright, someone explain this to me like I'm five. What's with all the histrionics around needing Herman fired today or tomorrow? At this point in the game, who gives a shit if it happens one day from now or six days from now? 

Croots.

[bejezuz 329]

17 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

Nice setup.  A Moccamaster and a quality grinder is the best coffee upgrade we've ever made. 

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

Just now, Red Five said:

Alright, someone explain this to me like I'm five. What's with all the histrionics around needing Herman fired today or tomorrow? At this point in the game, who gives a shit if it happens one day from now or six days from now? 

Basically fuck Tom Herman, that’s why. 

[Wishbone 4759]

29 minutes ago, Jebus said:

It's crazy how so many BMD have friends on here and are willing to tell them exactly what's going on in the super secret negotiations, and that these BMDs all seem to be drawing wildly different conclusions from these meetings that they're all definitely directly involved in.  These meetings where all these decisions are being made must be crowded as hell.

Perhaps if what constitutes a BMD was clearly qualified there would be fewer “insiders” with any reliable information.

Edited December 6, 2020 by Wishbone

[Scarlett 103]

7 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

You left off injuryprone who said it was done and has verified connections in the program of some sort.

Is Texans7 worth adding?

[babysdaddy 2721]

Who are the bmd, in the board’s opinion?

[TexasRenegade 2435]

21 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I actually do. Thinking about getting a gun. Wish 1911s were cheaper. 

1911s are fun.  Shoot a whole slew of calibers mainstream and niche.  22lr, 38 super, 9mm(why), 9x25(again why), 10mm, 45, 357, and of course....

You can Go with a .50

Some people pretty them up

And you can always just shoot the snot out of em.

[Willie Fisterbodum 20]

3 hours ago, SunUvAbitchMarcos said:

My asshole is indeed, infallible


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Noted...

[Steelers Roll Left 1169]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Perhaps if what constitutes a BMD was clearly qualified there would be fewer reliable “insiders” with any reliable information.

Lots and lots of cigars and lots and lots of money.  And a G5 airplane with custom wooded interiors

[Red Five 40855]

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Croots.

I was more referring to the "if it doesn't happen today or tomorrow then it's not happening" posts. The regular season ends in six days. 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

these were the 3 planes of interest 12 hours and 35 pages ago

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA589/history/20201206/0136Z/KVNY/KHOU

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA769/history/20201203/1736Z/KOSU/KDZB

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/WDY618/history/20201205/1640Z/KDZB/KVNY

adding yours the next time someone checks, all in one textblock:

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/SJE97/history/20201206/0100Z/KAUS/KVNY

 

Problem with most of those is they're netjets. They get rented out so following them I don't think matters much. They get rented out for a trip then someone else rents it someplace else. 

[closetojumping 62642]

11 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

To be fair, CeddyB said Herman could be fired Monday morning.

Who the fuck is “CeddyB”? Where in the last 100 pages did a new twitter handle magically arrive to push dates forward?

[NoName 16351]

34 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

You may not have the best gun posted but you absolutely have the best coffee setup posted so far...

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

20 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So our family friend is somewhat high up at BoA and is a UT booster. Definitely not a fuck you money type of guy but he knows people. 
 

Says he’s hearing Urban’s offer is actually in the 4 year, 8-10 million per range. Doesn’t know if Urban has said yes/no. But the big thing is his source said Herman should be fired today, so if he doesn’t get fired today we’ll know it’s all BS.

There is zero fucking chance we get Urban with a 4year 8 million dollar offer. 

[Hagbard Celine 10855]

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Early Signing Day is 12/16. That'd give UM and staffers 3 days to work the phones.

Plausible

if this happens, phones will call urban, and the prep work to know which phones to answer first will have already been done.   how many guys are we trying to bring back in to the class?  not names, just rough numbers. /sorry not up on recruiting other than the brocks and state top 20 = 1.

[TexasRenegade 2435]

About midnight between Thursday and Friday I believe.  Shortly before injuryprone made his rare appearance to say it was done.