Urban Meyer or bust

[tx ind 6838]

I don't know if I am more offended by the look of that brisket posted or the fact that it was cut in the foil.  Why not both?

[Nicole44 21941]

Meanwhile Colt McCoy is participating in a baseball like game v Seattle. Giants 8 - Seattle 5

Fuck Austin for showing Packers v Green Bay instead. That game is why we have the Red Zone. 

[Rimbo 25212]

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

 

 

 

Look at all these cosmopolitan assholes.

i really don't want to look at anyone's asshole thanks

[tejas60 3511]

20 minutes ago, emp6856 said:

I'm new and have no idea who you are, but apparently you're kind of a big deal. You have my blind and absolute trust.

this is how a newb should do it.

[Rimbo 25212]

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Meanwhile Colt McCoy is participating in a baseball like game v Seattle. Giants 8 - Seattle 5

Fuck Austin for showing Packers v Green Bay instead. That game is why we have the Red Zone. 

Colt currently at 4.73333 (repeating, of course) YPA and an Int. Not a great showing.

[wood 10793]

28 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

We. Are. Not. On. Meyer's. Timeline. 

He's. On. Ours.

He's a yes and has agreed to abide until we fire the derelict.

That's what I'm talking about.

I would just like to add that Mrs. Wood (no pics) and I just got back from a mountain bike ride. Just as we entered the first trail, we met an older guy with an OSU sweater walking his dog. Pretty sure that's confirmation.

Chill y'all. It's done.

[El Squared 1792]

1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

In his defense, here is the first image that comes up when you search Pennsylvania "brisket" - 

Indefensible.

Even at at a nursing home gala.

Edited December 6, 2020 by El Squared

[Octavian 1025]

Got sent this by a friend who asked Larry if tonight/tomorrow is still the target:

https://imgur.com/a/tG5dThJ

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

1 minute ago, wood said:

That's what I'm talking about.

I would just like to add that Mrs. Wood (no pics) and I just got back from a mountain bike ride. Just as we entered the first trail, we met an older guy with an OSU sweater walking his dog. Pretty sure that's confirmation.

Chill y'all. It's done.

That's just as credible as RapGame, CedB or Squid. 

[wood 10793]

15 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Now is the time we dance on Shprockets.

Touch my monkey. Pet him. Feel him.

[TexasRenegade 2389]

16 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

I think the most famous Hyde Park is in downtown Chicago. 

Umm.....Hyde Park New York laughs in your general direction.

[Lou Sassle 178]

1 minute ago, El Squared said:

Let me guess: Kraft BBQ sauce, boiled ribs , finished in the oven, and grandma didn’t even need to put her dentures in for supper.

Are your windows also covered in foil? Asking for a friend who works for Alcoa.

Nope! It was Sweet baby Ray's BBQ sauce mixed with brown sugar, bourbon, Tony chachere's, salt, pepper, and garlic jalapeño seasoning. "Smoked" on the pit boss with apple wood for 3 hours and wrapped in foil after it was done to keep it warm until the rest of the food was done! 

[wood 10793]

1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

That's just as credible as RapGame, CedB or Squid. 

Not so sure about that.

[Sleepygrad 1028]

Larry is planning to die on that sword....hope he's right

[TexasRenegade 2389]

11 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Nice Lanai, is that vacuum in the corner  from the future?

No its just old enough the wife leaves it out there to vaccum.

[CosmoDog 298]

Never seen so many guys excited about posting their meat.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5294]

RapGameLarry is this decade's Bob Woodward. 

[Sal 1086]

Pete Carroll might be available after getting spanked by the Giants.

[NAVY 6607]

Hyde Park is grackle HEB

[ztejas 42745]

3 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Indefensible.

Even at at a nursing home gala.

The limes must be for squeezing in your eyes once you've seen what they did to that poor brisket.

[Duane Moore 5236]

35 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

We. Are. Not. On. Meyer's. Timeline. 

He's. On. Ours.

He's a yes and has agreed to abide until we fire the derelict.

So what is our timeline for firing the derelict?

[Hanrahan 1306]

Nope! It was Sweet baby Ray's BBQ sauce mixed with brown sugar, bourbon, Tony chachere's, salt, pepper, and garlic jalapeño seasoning. "Smoked" on the pit boss with apple wood for 3 hours and wrapped in foil after it was done to keep it warm until the rest of the food was done! 

You know Ray’s is like half sugar to begin with? You don’t need more. If fact you don’t need Ray’s. You’re not making candy.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

1 minute ago, wood said:

Not so sure about that.

I am. 

[Chili dog 1787]

1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

I take exception to this post.

Accept it was brief and too the point. 

[ztejas 42745]

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

RapGameLarry is this decade's Bob Woodward. 

Woodward wishes. 

[bmbmd 1016]

37 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Just got one of these things so I can keep drinking on the patio til we sign urbs

My daughter gave me one of these for Christmas a couple of years ago.  I've used it exactly once.  When it's cold here, it's cold. 

[Harvdog 2266]

9 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

http://www.hydeparkrestaurants.com

Steak house in Columbus

Really good place.  Been to the one downtown Columbus and in Dublin.  Not as good as Vic and Anthony’s.  They have a solid wine list and all the steaks have an Ohio State football theme. 

[El Squared 1792]

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

Can we make sure Lou has to have the 1.5 inch cut brisket as his avatar like GRHorn has of his well done steak and carrot-dog combo?

It’s the Vic Mackey Cholla “Brisket”

[Lou Sassle 178]

Just now, Hanrahan said:

 

You know Rays is like half sugar to begin with. You don’t need more. If fact you don’t need Ray’s. You’re not making candy.

 

Oh I know. I like my ribbies sweet.

[Nicole44 21941]

Just now, ztejas said:

The limes must be for squeezing in your eyes once you've seen what they did to that poor brisket.

That’s inhumane. They should squeeze it in your eyes before hand so you are blind and in pain and can’t see what you are being served and eating.

[Wishbone 4716]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

The limes must be for squeezing in your eyes once you've seen what they did to that poor brisket.

That was a brisket?

[RMac5 1541]

Give em hell Colt!

[TexasRenegade 2389]

17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Let's start a patio furniture fund for Texas Renegade. That spot has so much potential.

Just paid for the porch.  Actual furniture will have to be after Christmas. 

Not letting us go into debt for patio furniture.

[SizzleChest 8032]

4 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

RapGameLarry is this decade's Bob Woodward. 

[wood 10793]

1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I am. 

OK. How? You have some inside info? Just got back, so I haven't read anything but this page.

[Gil Bang 25512]

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Meanwhile Colt McCoy is participating in a baseball like game v Seattle. Giants 8 - Seattle 5

Fuck Austin for showing Packers v Green Bay instead. That game is why we have the Red Zone. 

Colt threw a TD pass and topped it off with a 2 pt. conversion.  14-5 NYG

[tejas60 3511]

18 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

I went similar route.

where the fuck is the booze and guns?

[GhostOfTomJoad 9097]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

How do you pick out a pumpkin to cook? Just grab two? What do you look for? 

They're pie pumpkins (sometimes called sugar pumpkins). Just get one that that feels solid & doesn't have any big scars on it. They're easy to find.

Seed 'em, smoke 'em for a couple hours (hickory works well) at a higher temp (350 is a good target). The shell will feel very soft & you have to use care care taking it off the grill. Let it cool for awhile. If done properly you can pretty much peel the rind off and get about 99% yield. But if you take it off earlier you can just scrape out the meat.

Plenty of different recipes for pumpkin soup out there. Ours is modified from a friend's mum (she lived in England). Chicken broth, onions, heavy cream, season to taste (hint: be generous with the smoked paprika).  Nice & thick consistency. You can add potatoes & carrots if you want. 

[Nicole44 21941]

Just now, RMac5 said:

Give em hell Colt!

Ya! Giants are actually showing some improvement over the season. Even without their star RB

[Wishbone 4716]

2 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

So what is our timeline for firing the derelict?

Jolly good and ready. It’s always jolly good and ready.

[InkaUtexas 24826]

1 minute ago, TexasRenegade said:

Just paid for the porch.  Actual furniture will have to be after Christmas. 

Not letting us go into debt for patio furniture.

What are you, a fucking European? 

[927 E. 41st 1123]

38 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

We. Are. Not. On. Meyer's. Timeline. 

He's. On. Ours.

He's a yes and has agreed to abide until we fire the derelict.

 

[DanTheHorn 4849]

34 minutes ago, emp6856 said:

I'm new and have no idea who you are, but apparently you're kind of a big deal. You have my blind and absolute trust.

He is legendary around the internet for his MS Paint

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/coaching-changes/thujones-saban-saga-in-ms-paint---round-2/46909266/

https://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/threads/shaggy-texas-shaggy-bevo-thujone-ms-pain-butt-hurt-and-bbq-rip.621001/

Also, as per an interview I once heard he worked at the Daily Texan for 4 years and did their cartoons. He retired a few years years back but came in strong with a coaching search MS Paint a few days back.

 

 

Edited December 6, 2020 by DanTheHorn

[closetohumping 17258]

26 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

can whoever vouched for Caddox please do so again, because he is the only voice left with any credibility calling this done right now.

thujone

[Beantown Express 2.0 6491]

5 minutes ago, Lou Sassle said:

Nope! It was Sweet baby Ray's BBQ sauce mixed with brown sugar, bourbon, Tony chachere's, salt, pepper, and garlic jalapeño seasoning. "Smoked" on the pit boss with apple wood for 12-14 hours and wrapped in foil  BUTCHER Paper/Towel after it was done to keep it warm until the rest of the food was done! 

Fixed it for you if you want to try real BBQ.

[canadianhorn21 926]

Anyone got the latest IT update....sounds like bad news apparently

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

4 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Really good place.  Been to the one downtown Columbus and in Dublin.  Not as good as Vic and Anthony’s.  They have a solid wine list and all the steaks have an Ohio State football theme. 

I went to that one before too on business a few yrs back. It was really damn good. They had this seafood app tower that was incredible and the filet was on point. 

[SimkinsMan 4250]

Summary of 450 pages:

No reliable source is close to saying this is a done deal. At best, we're in wait-and-see mode.

The Horseshoe Bay stuff was fun, but baseless.

For all the flight tracking going on, it looks like Urban flew commercial today.

After a week of this shit, no one knows anything.

Fuck Mensa.

 

[shadow_operative 15931]

Urban is turning us down citing his health issues. Says he's done coaching. 

[Nueces River Rat 5485]

So we’ve gone from fake meat (MC Ribs) to real meat.  
 

Dammit CDC fire  Herman and hire Urban already.