Urban Meyer or bust

[freyguy 4267]

[Mikey4 2476]

Fuck

[Gil Bang 25944]

Just now, CastHorn said:

Well left it all out on the field boys. Don’t hang your head because we didn’t land that bitch ass nigga Urban. Hang your head because we are likely Cal Berkley by 2025. 

The academics need to improve for that to happen

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Fine... Pete Carrol it is

[runthebone 7968]

Fuck

[tx ind 7012]

Just now, Newy25 said:

Herman is our coach until we can find a coach that is close to a sure thing as possible. But if we cannot do that in a few weeks, Herman will coach in 2021. 

G. Patterson thinking about turtle next year:

[Helobious 9448]

I’ve long felt that the biggest difference between Herman & Strong was Sam Ehlinger. Guess we’ll get a chance to really find out next year. Shit.

[futureman 22452]

y’all could have saved yourselves a lot of time and energy by just listening to me from the beginning. don’t ever forget who your daddy is. 

[Rip76 4925]

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

But this has been the case through the whole time. This is just the excuse the university is floating to save face

 

I believe you’re right.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

Fuck everything. 

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

ALL TEAM ACTIVITIES? 

Does that mean Tom's press conference? 

So, fire up the Tom Herman monday press conference thread? I’ve taken the year off. A lot of good it did.

[shadow_operative 15932]

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Dang it, Nahlin said it's on life support...health reasons

i just said the same thing last page. Urban has turned us down citing health reasons, and says he's done coaching. 

Edited December 6, 2020 by shadow_operative

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

2 minutes ago, wood said:

So in other words, your bullshit is just as baseless as you claim theirs is. Pretty sure RGL's bet was just over whether UM comes to coach here, and he was never married to a timeline. I can't think of any of them that were married to a timeline.

Recent shit has come to light. Appears I was right. Full of shit. 

[Newy25 7668]

I vote for a ban of all the fake insiders claiming it was done. 

[hornfromdallas 334]

2 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Well left it all out on the field boys. Don’t hang your head because we didn’t land that bitch ass nigga Urban. Hang your head because we are likely Cal Berkley by 2025. 

bitch ass nigga urban

i was going to share my glizzies with the night crew 

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

[Errestaurants 2570]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’ll take apologies from anyone with an ounce of decency

#sorrynotsorry?

[TheWellofInformation 179]

I wanted to fire Herman so we can get turned down by every coach.

 

Better yet let's outdo Tennessee and tell a coach he isn't good enough to be a football coach here 

[Mikey4 2476]

Herman is our coach until we can find a coach that is close to a sure thing as possible. But if we cannot do that in a few weeks, Herman will coach in 2021. 

There is no one else. It doesn't really matter what we do. The team will look like a Charlie Strong team or a Tom Herman team for the next 5 years.

[mdmost 43001]

The indifference this program will feel next season will be massive. Especially after Billy Napier comes to Austin and beats whichever new QB Herman tries to break in. It's 2017 all over again. 

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

I vote for a ban of all the fake insiders claiming it was done. 

Seconded 

[Topper13 3259]

I wasn't going to drink tonight

[Nicole44 22059]

Fuck everything. Guess we will have to pivot and regroup for Plan B. Damnit all to hell.

[THUJONE 4550]

Apparently this is all my fault. Just found these shamepaint panels from a few years back after OSU lost to MSU.

[C-Man 27214]

33 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

What are you drinking, a Tab?

 

[South Austin 52463]

[wood 11225]

Just now, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Recent shit has come to light. Appears I was right. Full of shit. 

Eh, did you read the IT post? He said he's hearing it doesn't look good right now. We've heard that before. It may not happen, but that post isn't the end of it. You've been as full of shit as anyone here, throughout the whole thing. You taking shots at anyone else over credibility is laughable.

But anyway ...

[RGBIII 22840]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’ll take apologies from anyone with an ounce of decency

[immamac 42839]

This is nowhere near an official source and IT is wrong about nearly everything. 

[Helobious 9448]

So in the end the biggest driver of all this fervor on the board was Shelley Meyer saying she liked Tex-Mex and replying “lol” to some tweets, guys named Ceddy B & RapGameLarry saying anything that would gain them Twitter attention, and a QAnon Squid. 
 

I am shocked nothing came to fruition.

[Lou Sassle 178]

Well shit...

[Octavian 1025]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

This is nowhere near an official source and IT is wrong about nearly everything. 

Yeah I agree - does not sound like a confirmed “no.” Just sounds like more hedging/misdirection.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Quick question. All these "insiders" for days now have been saying health is not a concern. Now it is? Something doesn't smell right here. 

[washparkhorn 9939]

Hyde Park in Chicago is the neighborhood surrounding the University of Chicago - the site of the first controlled self-sustaining nuclear chain reaction. They probably need  CUM to help them finish off an experiment. 

.

[Brothahorn 10087]

7 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

so now what?

We are officially an 'Other sports' school. Root for WBasketball, Softball, Swimming, Golf, Volleyball and shit. Because the sports that matter, don't matter to us.

[RGBIII 22840]

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’ll take apologies from anyone with an ounce of decency

[immamac 42839]

Just now, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Quick question. All these "insiders" for days now have been saying health is not a concern. Now it is? Something doesn't smell right here. 

Health has always been the one and only concern. If he doesn't coach here it is because he will not be coaching anywhere, ever. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

So do I go ahead and put Texas down for 4 losses next year or 5?

[NavyHorn 36]

........so does this mean no nudes? I was told there’d be nudes. 

[RGBIII 22840]

I’m going to get blackout drunk

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

This is nowhere near an official source and IT is wrong about nearly everything. 

I thought nahlin was one of the more reliable ones?

I honestly don't keep up with the 9.95 crew, so I'd love for that to be wrong.

[icanhazLHN? 18]

Just now, Brothahorn said:

We are officially an 'Other sports' school. Root for WBasketball, Softball, Swimming, Golf, Volleyball and shit. Because the sports that matter, don't matter to us.

You forgot Quidditch

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Classic misdirection. They just want to extinguish rumors until a real decision is made.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Just now, immamac said:

Health has always been the one and only concern. If he doesn't coach here it is because he will not be coaching anywhere, ever. 

I know that but even Nahiln I believe reported health is not a concern anymore. It's things like getting his people in. 

[closetohumping 17438]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

I’m going to get blackout drunk

I gotta work tomorrow

[Michael Knight 12977]

is this what the 80's was like?

[Horn80 6118]

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Classic misdirection. They just want to extinguish rumors until a real decision is made.

Reaching part 4

[TexasGolf 4896]

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Classic misdirection. They just want to extinguish rumors until a real decision is made.

Hope to goddess so

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

I know that but even Nahiln I believe reported health is not a concern anymore. It's things like getting his people in. 

100% this.

It might be done, but the narrative is changing in ways that don't make sense.

[Jack Wilson 313]

If the latest info that Urban's not coming is true, I'm going to have a hard time believing it was truly a health issue. To me it would appear to be more about other things, like control, like the roster, like not putting his legacy in jeopardy, like not getting his key support personnel lined up, or a combination of any or all the foregoing. I think playing the health card is just a polite way of saying no.