Urban Meyer or bust

[BradInATX 9208]

..

[Hefeweizen 5311]

If Herman is back we doomed.  Honestly most of the box buyers will buy no matter how shitty the team is, based on the guys I know, but the casual fans are going to flee.  I watched maybe four full games this season, one after OU.  So if revenue is the concern they don’t need to make a. Change.  If winning is there will be a change.

[closetohumping 17438]

44 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’ve long felt that the biggest difference between Herman & Strong was Sam Ehlinger. Guess we’ll get a chance to really find out next year. Shit.

Funny you say that as I can point to 4 moments where Sam probably cost us a game in the final minutes.  

[dcbc 14471]

8 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Everyone is freaking out because of one $9.95 report? They don’t know anything...ever.

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5396]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I still love all y’all though. Holy shit Colt and Giants beat Seattle and Wentz from Eagles got benched for Hurts who promptly went in there and scored a TD. 
 

keeping Wentz on the field while hurts was on the bench is exactly why you fucking fire Herman like SC did Muschamp. You hire SLOWLY unless you bag a unicorn like Meyer and you fire quickly. There was no fucking need to evaluate Herman at season’s end unless you are clueless about football, fans and recruits. You fire him early. Fuck the optics. We look even shittier now. God bless America. Fuck fuck fuck

Hurts promptly throws pick. 

 

 

[dcar00 14181]

43 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Dang it, Nahlin said it's on life support...health reasons

just saw this post.  that means its done.  I was waiting for the health reasons card because then only God can take the blame and Urban won't say anything.

it is ridiculous that he said its on life support but for health reasons.  Either he has health reasons that don't allow him to coach or not. Its not a "maybe".  He decided he didn't want to coach at Texas.

I put the Herman firing as a coin flip now. Who, in any high level stable P5 college gig, is going to want this after Urban said no?  you go 10-2 and no CCG and you will have the wolves after you.

Fuck Steve Patterson, Brown, Fenves, Perrin, Houston BMD's, and CDC in that order.

[perfectchaos007 6634]

Has Texas ever fired a coach before the end of the regular season? I feel like the countdown can't begin until Saturday

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

I wish I had the bbq skills some of you have shown on this thread.

Then again I’d probably weigh 300 pounds. 

[HillaryFan420 121]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Funny you say that as I can point to 4 moments where Sam probably cost us a game in the final minutes.  

He’s flawed, but he was a very good college QB. Texas fans sound like Sooners expecting improved QB play with Rattler when they talk about Sam. Even with the improvements in the defense, this team has an eight win ceiling next year year with the step back it will take on offense. 

Edited December 7, 2020 by HillaryFan420

[6th Street 6392]

Go to Amazon

find Iowa State shirt

Wear said Iowa State shirt

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

I’ll be playing this song on loop for the next week

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

If our limp dick athletic department brings Herman back, I am not renewing season tickets. Fuck that horseshit.

I still hate y’all. Especially futureman. You aren’t my daddy. His name is Carlos.

Edited December 7, 2020 by Patricio Swayze

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

1 hour ago, El Squared said:

Let me guess: Kraft BBQ sauce, boiled ribs , finished in the oven, and grandma didn’t even need to put her dentures in for supper.

Are your windows also covered in foil? Asking for a friend who works for Alcoa.

Respect to those graveyard guys at Alcoa. Making 100k a year with possibly just a hs education 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18547]

Do you know how many times Saban said no to Bama before they got him? The good news is that Meyer doesn't have another coaching job right now. And we still have a coach. So... let Herman play out the string, even the bowl game. Keep making Urban Meyer say no until he blocks your calls. Camp outside his house. Stalk the mother fucker. What do you have to lose?

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

Maybe the real purpose of all of this was for us to come together and become friends 

[Horn80 6118]

2 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

Just did a point today. It’s not Pennsylvania quality but It’ll do in Houston.

Forks up sir!

[NavyHorn 36]

So instead of unbridled enthusiasm, night crew gets to start the wake. Drinkin is drinkin

[totallynotabuttpirate 5396]

2 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

Just did a point today. It’s not Pennsylvania quality but It’ll do in Houston.

Why did you cut it in that direction? Everyone knows you're supposed to cut it with the grain and then pull out chunks in the middle with a fork.

 

 

[6th Street 6392]

12 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Ketch

I've checked in with a couple of sources in the last hour and will continue to do so, but I wanted to pass along a few notes.

a. Urban Meyer has not given Texas an answer.

b. As we've been saying all week, and as recent as last night, the single biggest hurdle that has to be cleared is related to his health and I just communicated with a high-level source that said it remains the biggest issue with Meyer.

That hasn't magically gone away just because Texas is praying for it do so. How do we handicap the situation? I'm not sure. Maybe nerves are increasing and it's leading to a little panic. 

As of Sunday afternoon, there's not bad news to report as much as there's nervousness about the current situation that is probably sinking in.

Stay tuned.

Ketch is out of the loop

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

14 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Ketch

I've checked in with a couple of sources in the last hour and will continue to do so, but I wanted to pass along a few notes.

a. Urban Meyer has not given Texas an answer.

b. As we've been saying all week, and as recent as last night, the single biggest hurdle that has to be cleared is related to his health and I just communicated with a high-level source that said it remains the biggest issue with Meyer.

That hasn't magically gone away just because Texas is praying for it do so. How do we handicap the situation? I'm not sure. Maybe nerves are increasing and it's leading to a little panic. 

As of Sunday afternoon, there's not bad news to report as much as there's nervousness about the current situation that is probably sinking in.

Stay tuned.

OK, it's back on. Whew. Read this just in time. Just forced myself to vomit out a 100 sleeping pills. Never thought Fat Ketch would save my life. 

Edited December 7, 2020 by PassiveAggressiveCoach

[dcar00 14181]

11 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Ketch

I've checked in with a couple of sources in the last hour and will continue to do so, but I wanted to pass along a few notes.

a. Urban Meyer has not given Texas an answer.

b. As we've been saying all week, and as recent as last night, the single biggest hurdle that has to be cleared is related to his health and I just communicated with a high-level source that said it remains the biggest issue with Meyer.

That hasn't magically gone away just because Texas is praying for it do so. How do we handicap the situation? I'm not sure. Maybe nerves are increasing and it's leading to a little panic. 

As of Sunday afternoon, there's not bad news to report as much as there's nervousness about the current situation that is probably sinking in.

Stay tuned.

his health situation hasn't changed from 2 months ago.  this is BS smokescreen cover.

[perfectchaos007 6634]

I still don't understand how a cyst can keep a guy from coaching, unless it's malignant. I have a couple of benign cysts that don't bother me. 

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

just saw this post.  that means its done.  I was waiting for the health reasons card because then only God can take the blame and Urban won't say anything.
it is ridiculous that he said its on life support but for health reasons.  Either he has health reasons that don't allow him to coach or not. Its not a "maybe".  He decided he didn't want to coach at Texas.
I put the Herman firing as a coin flip now. Who, in any high level stable P5 college gig, is going to want this after Urban said no?  you go 10-2 and no CCG and you will have the wolves after you.
Fuck Steve Patterson, Brown, Fenves, Perrin, Houston BMD's, and CDC in that order.

the reason nahlin said its on life support is because he has no fucking idea. hes just saying "its probably gone" with nothing to back it up and throwing in the health card as it would be the most likely reason for Urban to say no.

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[C-Man 27214]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

just saw this post.  that means its done.  I was waiting for the health reasons card because then only God can take the blame and Urban won't say anything.

it is ridiculous that he said its on life support but for health reasons.  Either he has health reasons that don't allow him to coach or not. Its not a "maybe".  He decided he didn't want to coach at Texas.

I put the Herman firing as a coin flip now. Who, in any high level stable P5 college gig, is going to want this after Urban said no?  you go 10-2 and no CCG and you will have the wolves after you.

Fuck Steve Patterson, Brown, Fenves, Perrin, Houston BMD's, and CDC in that order.

Wonder if he came to realization that he wasn't going to be able to pull any of the Urban Mafia and didn't want to go into a new gig with that many unknowns.

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Maybe the real purpose of all of this was for us to come together and become friends 

With all due respect, go fuck yourself. 
 

You can’t get mad because I said with all due respect. 😀

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Ketch is out of the loop

They all are. Noone knows shit. Hence why people were following RGL, A Squid, and some guy named Ceddy B. Their guess is just as good as anyone else's 

[BornAndRaised 12281]

Still no hedging

 

[Newy25 7668]

[BradInATX 9208]

Dry af

[ztejas 43418]

14 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

If cdc is dumb enough to keep

herman I would hope the fan base doesn’t pussy out and bail on season tickets next season. Also would think cdc would be on the hot seat for choking the biggest hire we brought him in to make.

Buying into shitty coaches and talking ourselves up into mediocrity is how we wind up like Nebraska.

[alphahorn 1637]

As I’ve said before, this is the chaos period

[Rip76 4925]

Maybe Ketch is night crew?

With last night’s weird (Fox) stuff.  Either we are being trolled AF, or really and honestly, no one knows anything but little pieces of shit they’re hearing.

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

As I’ve said before, this is the chaos period

Seems more like hell. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

I’ll take any of the shitty Plan C names mentioned here over the last two weeks over another year of Herman. 
 

I’ll take Napier, Fickell, Campbell, Cristobal, Sark, Franklin, Malzhan, and even Jeff Fucking Fisher over another year of Herman. 

[Dewey 3286]

Going to wait til Dolly has her Christmas party, then I'll freak out

Edited December 7, 2020 by Dewey

[pearlandhorn 3269]

2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

That’s a great looking pork shoulder.

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

7 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Has Texas ever fired a coach before the end of the regular season? I feel like the countdown can't begin until Saturday

That’s part of our problem. We think optics fucking matter. You know what the optics of the program are? Hint: clusterfuck and it’s our own fault. Until that changes and we decide we want to play modern big boy football we will be stuck talking about 2005, DKR’s years, and what could have been if Colt had not got hurt. 

[Nicole44 22059]

So he said no definitively or he hasn’t yet given an answer and there was a deadline and they are assuming it’s a no? I am surprised no one even out right asked him in the media. I’m just frustrated and confused. I appreciate all the inside knowledge we seem to have here. Just trying to pivot and gear up for what I hope is a thorough HC search with multiple candidates and some transparency for the fans. If they keep Herman. I am gone. 

[El Squared 1802]

45 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

50.37 in the women's 100 meter butterfly-new school record. Olivia Bray.Just this weekend. Also Anna Elendt 58.06 in breast stroke. 

That’s gotta be yards, not meters. 

[pearlandhorn 3269]

If we’re still here on Wednesday, I’m posting pics of my brisket. 
 

Now we’re back on topic.

[Steelers Roll Left 1168]

No could mean no.  No could also mean what more can you give me?  More money?  More control?  Certainly doesn’t feel good to hear ‘No’, but I wouldn’t go jumping off a bridge yet, but keep that heat on your desktops locked and loaded.

[Michael Knight 12977]

[Telegraph_it 3357]

39 minutes ago, dcbc said:

One last time.  I'm heading to Austin to find out what's up.

Looking good. No traffic on ADSB so you should be able take her right in. 

[UncleBuck 6453]

It hasn’t really hit or taken steam on twitter, so until then, I’m gunna kinda sorta maybe hang on.

[BornAndRaised 12281]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

So he said no definitively or he hasn’t yet given an answer and there was a deadline and they are assuming it’s a no? I am surprised no one even out right asked him in the media. I’m just frustrated and confused. I appreciate all the inside knowledge we seem to have here. Just trying to pivot and gear up for what I hope is a thorough HC search with multiple candidates and some transparency for the fans. If they keep Herman. I am gone. 

He has not told anyone a definitive no as of late. But all the 995ers are doomers right now.

 

[HillaryFan420 121]

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I’ll take any of the shitty Plan C names mentioned here over the last two weeks over another year of Herman. 
 

I’ll take Napier, Fickell, Campbell, Cristobal, Sark, Franklin, Malzhan, and even Jeff Fucking Fisher over another year of Herman. 

I can’t imagine who in their right fucking mind could give a shit about Texas football in 2021 with Herman on the sideline. Might as well pretend the season was cancelled and wait for 2022. 

[Horn80 6118]

2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

That’s a great looking pork shoulder.

This

[Octavian 1025]

Are we sure this isn’t just a giant echo chamber?

BMD who is not high up enough hears about Barton article because it’s making the rounds on Twitter —> tells his friend, they tell people/post on forums etc.

While we can’t trust 9.95ers for shit, the one source Burton has talked about hasn’t changed his stance. Feel like we gotta wait for the official word here. Either we hear Herman gets a vote of confidence, that the pursuit has a new target, or we keep the assumption that Urbs is still in play.

[Dilligas 666]

Welp since we’re saddled with Mensa next year and we all know how to smoke and correctly slice a brisket could I get thoughts on the best methods for cooking Brussels sprouts? Had some at Longhorn Steakhouse a year or so ago that really turned me on and have been feverishly attempting to replicate something similar. Thanks in advance for serious replies.

[6th Street 6392]

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I’ll take any of the shitty Plan C names mentioned here over the last two weeks over another year of Herman. 
 

I’ll take Napier, Fickell, Campbell, Cristobal, Sark, Franklin, Malzhan, and even Jeff Fucking Fisher over another year of Herman. 

Me too - but the old farts don't want to pony up $25M for that group of scrubs.