Urban Meyer or bust

[BornAndRaised 12,307]

I said this earlier and got told I was reaching. I don't know where the 995er bs is coming that health reasons are an issue now, but I think we dont see real movement until the end of the season. That being said, I still am putting stock in him not wanting to create a distraction for the people he wants to pull out of OSU. They're still in Big10 CCG and Title Contention. I think this plays out longer, but I don't think its over. All the boomers on here need to stop being Doomers.

[Bigbend1812 12,927]

7 minutes ago, The Tower said:

 

[futureman 22,538]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Larry was never legit

no way!

[Tex-19 2,872]

Maybe I just missed it but has anyone other than Nahlin reported that it's on life support?

Seems to me all the message board chatter is based off his single report, but again, I may have missed something in the last 50 pages

Edited December 7, 2020 by Tex-19

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[USNALonghorn 5,078]

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

I said this earlier and got told I was reaching. I don't know where the 995er bs is coming that health reasons are an issue now, but I think we dont see real movement until the end of the season. That being said, I still am putting stock in him not wanting to create a distraction for the people he wants to pull out of OSU. They're still in Big10 CCG and Title Contention. I think this plays out longer, but I don't think its over. All the boomers on here need to stop being Doomers.

Exactly. That's why I think this rumor surge is misdirection.

[BrazilHorn 6,630]

6 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Meh.  It was “ok”.  
 

That's no Pennsylvania Brisket but I'd eat it.

[Ultimate Failure 61]

The idea that the team "getting COVID" has anything to do with the coaching situation is absurd.  To believe that, you not only have to believe that everyone in involved in the decision lacks integrity, but also that players would go along with it (especially seniors) without speaking up.

[dcar00 14,346]

If we don't get something by tomorrow night we are going to need an MS Paint injection to make it to KU or KU cancellation.

[dcbc 14,507]

5 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

I’m not convinced it’s over yet either.

I'm in 'til the fat lady sings.

[perfectchaos007 6,677]

11 minutes ago, The Tower said:

 

welp, I guess they were right that Tom Herman wouldn't give a presser. We all just assumed it was because Herman would be fired. Jokes on us

[TexasEd 8,071]

8 minutes ago, troph said:

No practice, no presser, that’s just odd.  No practice I get but he can do a zoom call or a social distanced press conference.  

Not if he's fired.  Optimist in me says the presser is cancelled because Herman is fired and COVID is a distraction for when they reschedule the Urban press conference.

[campcrunk 2,504]

Y'all are panicking over basically nothing, IMO. Maybe he comes here, maybe he doesn't. But Eric fucking Nahlin is not going to be the one break the news. And even he said "there's still a chance." I have no idea about any of this - but it seems to me like virtually nothing has changed over the past couple of weeks except for the ebb and flow of $9.95er and other "inside" sources. I'm sorry to question your faith in the unimpeachable RapGameLarry and some internet cephalopod, but does anyone else remember the panic here when it looked like Herman was for sure LSU-bound? Let it play out. Maybe it happens, maybe it doesn't. The most important thing to me is that next year's team isn't coached by anyone named "Tom Herman."  

 

And to whomever said that the "COVID" cancellations are cover to fire Herman: I agree 100% - at least with respect to the presser. There's no reason he couldn't do a Zoom call. I want to believe. 

Edited December 7, 2020 by campcrunk

[derpyhorndog 2,572]

Sunday practice and Monday Zoom meeting cancelled, now one of the Twitter Trio has quadrupled down. Clickity clack, motherfuckers!

[Dilligas 666]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Herman has the covid. Can't fire him if he's 

2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I said this earlier and got told I was reaching. I don't know where the 995er bs is coming that health reasons are an issue now, but I think we dont see real movement until the end of the season. That being said, I still am putting stock in him not wanting to create a distraction for the people he wants to pull out of OSU. They're still in Big10 CCG and Title Contention. I think this plays out longer, but I don't think its over. All the boomers on here need to stop being Doomers.

Ha ha that’s funny. Cause you said boomers. And then you said doomers. Which rhymes. I get it man

[Horn80 6,131]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's how you make a motherfuckin brisket.

Surly got some serious BBQ masters.  

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

1 minute ago, Ultimate Failure said:

The idea that the team "getting COVID" has anything to do with the coaching situation is absurd.  To believe that, you not only have to believe that everyone in involved in the decision lacks integrity, but also that players would go along with it (especially seniors) without speaking up.

Hi Tom. Dig the username.

[Kel Varnsen 8,540]

7 minutes ago, troph said:

I’m not going to hold anything tightly, I said if it didn’t happen today and tomorrow odds go down, but this stuff today is just oddball weird.  I’m not convinced it’s over. 

 

[BornAndRaised 12,307]

Just now, TexasEd said:

Not if he's fired.  Optimist in me says the presser is cancelled because Herman is fired and COVID is a distraction for when they reschedule the Urban press conference.

I want this to be true, but there is absolutely no way it doesn't leak if he's already shitcanned.

[Underdog 28,767]

11 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

What the actual fuck is going on here.  God dammit.  

Some fucking dry pot roast, that's what's going on here, GDit! 

[TexasGolf 5,009]

1 minute ago, Ultimate Failure said:

The idea that the team "getting COVID" has anything to do with the coaching situation is absurd.  To believe that, you not only have to believe that everyone in involved in the decision lacks integrity, but also that players would go along with it (especially seniors) without speaking up.

User name checks out 

[South Austin 52,576]

Alright, who would bang Michelle Tafoya?

[UncleSonny 6,573]

Just now, Tex-19 said:

Maybe I just missed it but has anyone other than Nahlin reported that it's on life support?

Seems to be all the message board chatter is based off his single report, but again, I may have missed something in the last 50 pages

I think he’s referring to a few posters on IT, here, and other boards who have been posting some variation “I don’t post much but just heard from a good source that it’s not happening”. 

They’ve been easy to ignore because they didn’t come from anyone with a history of knowing anything but posts that he turned us down have been out there for the last day. 

[Bigbend1812 12,927]

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

3 team members get covid and the whole program suspends all football activity? This is 100% bullshit. They want the season over to fire Herman. 

 

Fuck you Tom

[FloridaHorn 4,769]

12 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Salt, pepper, brown sugar, mustard, and an electric smoker?

When do I make the roux?

[immamac 42,954]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Surly got some serious BBQ masters.  

You should see the brisket thread or the shit I've cooked lately thread or the hey steelshank thread. 

This site fucks. We don't need football to have a great community, but this place is a lot more fun when we do have football to bring us together. 

[South Austin 52,576]

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

When do I make the roux?

Yesterday.

[Chili dog 1,787]

10 minutes ago, troph said:

I’m not going to hold anything tightly, I said if it didn’t happen today and tomorrow odds go down, but this stuff today is just oddball weird.  I’m not convinced it’s over. 

I’m not getting concerned until next Monday. 

[washparkhorn 9,939]

10 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Night Crew!

 

[Tex-19 2,872]

People need to stop getting caught up on the stated "health reasons" with any negative news. That's basically the "it's not you, it's me" of this situation. If he did/does say no, we probably won't hear the real reasons from the 9.95ers.

Also, for good taste, one more @Caddox in case he hasn't been tagged enough since this news broke

[tx ind 7,013]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Alright, who would bang Michelle Tafoya?

[troph 24,905]

I don’t think covid is a ruse, but the reaction to shut all practice and the presser seems extreme. Quarantine those who have it and watch super closely.  Maybe cancel practice but a call with Herman? Yeah no that’s odd.

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

are they boomers, doomers, or, god-forbid, sooners?

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[kevwun 15,857]

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

3 team members get covid and the whole program suspends all football activity? This is 100% bullshit. They want the season over to fire Herman. 

Could be, but 3 players and 2 staff just tested positive after they were all together in a locker room, buses, hotel rooms and a plane ride back to Austin.  That's a recipe for a covid outbreak.  Pausing is the smart move in this situation.

[Poolflood 845]

3 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I'm in 'til the fat lady sings  shows tits.

Fixed

[SimonSays 132]

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

So in the end the biggest driver of all this fervor on the board was Shelley Meyer saying she liked Tex-Mex and replying “lol” to some tweets, guys named Ceddy B & RapGameLarry saying anything that would gain them Twitter attention, and a QAnon Squid. 
 

I am shocked nothing came to fruition.

Yeah it was embarrassing. This fanbase lmao.

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Alright, who would bang Michelle Tafoya?

I would, but I’m a whore.

[mdleast 8,298]

There were also flights

[BradInATX 9,208]

Meh.  It was “ok”.  
 

There it is. Good looking side of beef my man.

Team not dry. No filter. Too hammered.

[dcbc 14,507]

6 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Not if he's fired.  Optimist in me says the presser is cancelled because Herman is fired and COVID is a distraction for when they reschedule the Urban press conference.

[Poolflood 845]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Alright, who would bang Michelle Tafoya?

Will this get meyer to Texas?  

[Hank_Hill 18,893]

Maybe this actually was just an Urban spite play to help get Herman fired. Props to him if so.

[UncleBuck 6,455]

Haven’t smoked a brisket since Oct 24. Cos that’s what the video says.

[Michael Knight 12,994]

18 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

It's a virtual meeting tho

[Bevo&Pevo 5,217]

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Alright, who would bang Michelle Tafoya?

It would be better than a sharp stick to the eye.

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

3 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

People need to stop getting caught up on the stated "health reasons" with any negative news. That's basically the "it's not you, it's me" of this situation. If he did/does say no, we probably won't hear the real reasons from the 9.95ers.

Also, for good taste, one more @Caddox in case he hasn't been tagged enough since this news broke

Nah, I think the board is pretty much calling health reasons bullshit.

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

19 minutes ago, The Tower said:

IT’S HAPPENING!

Edited December 7, 2020 by LarryMoeSurly

[dcbc 14,507]

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

You should see the brisket thread or the shit I've cooked lately thread or the hey steelshank thread. 

This site fucks. We don't need football to have a great community, but this place is a lot more fun when we do have football to bring us together. 

 

 

[Hammerhead 258]

Fuck the 9.95ers. They don’t know shit. Until urban says no, it’s on like Donkey Kong.  Still have faith in CDC to pull it off. I think he already has. I may be wrong but until then...Hook ‘Em and fuck the haters. 

[Zeus 6,125]