Urban Meyer or bust

[NavyHorn 36]

If it makes anybody feel better, Drew Lock just tossed a pick on the opening drive. Bag secured. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

4 minutes ago, troph said:

I don’t think covid is a ruse, but the reaction to shut all practice and the presser seems extreme. Quarantine those who have it and watch super closely.  Maybe cancel practice but a call with Herman? Yeah no that’s odd.

Contact tracing. If they weren't wearing masks those 3 exposed a lot of players. Then you're supposed to quarantine for 14 days if you've been exposed...

[troph 24886]

2 minutes ago, mdleast said:

There were also flights

And confirmed reports of meetings and he was at least building a what if staff.  This will be over in a week, until then anything could happen.

[emp6856 17]

Y'all wanna see my meat??

This was my second attempt last Wednesday after absolutely butchering a point cut on my new Traeger.

 

When I know with certainty who our next coach is.. one way or the other, I'm going to take the next day off, smoke some meat and drink some beer. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5485]

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Alright, who would bang Michelle Tafoya?

Not even a question. Shit I would pay to bang her 

[TejasPedro 1858]

This was Tom Herman after the game all the way back home

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I’m going to eat this weird smelling gummy I found in the back of my fridge. When I check back a bit later you fucks better have all this shit worked out.

[thepop 4409]

247 posted something along the same lines as IT

[El Squared 1812]

12 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Yes this GD it! That's why! Good as any other reason and it fits fisting. 

Whew- glad I saved my apologies to futureman.......

[derpyhorndog 2557]

Would expect that team's COVID testing procedures have been publicized in pretty good detail. If that's the case, anyone know the frequency/days of the week for testing? Every Sunday would be logical but just curious in case there's a deviation from the norm in the timing here.

Main thing that makes me curious is that this is the first time this has happened the entire season, correct? Vaguely recall 9.95'ers mentioning COVID cases in mid-week reports and, if memory is correct there, particularly odd if there have been mid-week cases and they were not met with similar precautionary actions to the same degree we're seeing now. 

[TexasEd 8067]

4 minutes ago, troph said:

I don’t think covid is a ruse, but the reaction to shut all practice and the presser seems extreme. Quarantine those who have it and watch super closely.  Maybe cancel practice but a call with Herman? Yeah no that’s odd.

Yep,  the press conference is virtual anyway.  So unless Herman is one of the "staff" with it the PC should go on.

Herman is fired and you don't send him out there for a PC to do any damage, you box up his shit and empty his office.  Herman is not allowed back on campus as a terminated employee.

 

 

[Underdog 28750]

8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Alright, who would bang Michelle Tafoya?

I refuse to be friends with anyone who wouldn't, can you we throw in Leslie Visser as well? 

[Topper13 3378]

21 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Wheat Thins, Triscuits, and motherfucking Ernest and Julio Gallo. Now it's a party.

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

You should see the brisket thread or the shit I've cooked lately thread or the hey steelshank thread. 

This site fucks. We don't need football to have a great community, but this place is a lot more fun when we do have football to bring us together. 

Getting a steel shank approval in the steel shank thread is the sign that you’ve truly made it on shaggy/surly

[bigcigar 1164]

Why would they have team meetings if it was covid?

[TexasGolf 4972]

1 minute ago, NavyHorn said:

If it makes anybody feel better, Drew Lock just tossed a pick on the opening drive. Bag secured. 

[kevwun 15809]

2 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Would expect that team's COVID testing procedures have been publicized in pretty good detail. If that's the case, anyone know the frequency/days of the week for testing? Every Sunday would be logical but just curious in case there's a deviation from the norm in the timing here.

Main thing that makes me curious is that this is the first time this has happened the entire season, correct? Vaguely recall 9.95'ers mentioning COVID cases in mid-week reports and, if memory is correct there, particularly odd if there have been mid-week cases and they were not met with similar precautionary actions to the same degree we're seeing now. 

This has happened to a bunch of teams and we're in the middle of a big spike.  It's likely that's it's on the up and up.

Edited December 7, 2020 by kevwun

[Horn80 6131]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

You should see the brisket thread or the shit I've cooked lately thread or the hey steelshank thread. 

This site fucks. We don't need football to have a great community, but this place is a lot more fun when we do have football to bring us together. 

Thanks for heads up. I consider BBQ a form of art and have much respect for those that can make masterpieces.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

47 minutes ago, futureman said:

whenever y’all wanna grow up and act like adults I’ll be here waiting.  I had the correct sources and the correct information for weeks and y’all doubted me, called me names, and tried to run me off.  good thing I care about truth and honor more than your baseless and cruel attacks.

again, whenever y’all would like to apologize to me and thank me for being the most informed poster on surly, let me know.  I am not here to gloat about being the only poster on this whole goddamn website who had it right from the beginning.  don’t. ever. forget it. 

Goddamn that’s some quality trolling 

chefkiss.gif

[NavyHorn 36]

Just now, TexasGolf said:

Wanted to post it but don’t have the rep to gif yet I think. My mans

[TexasMan 10944]

[derpyhorndog 2557]

3 minutes ago, thepop said:

247 posted something along the same lines as IT

Polly want a cracker. 

[washparkhorn 9939]

[Tex-19 2872]

4 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I think he’s referring to a few posters on IT, here, and other boards who have been posting some variation “I don’t post much but just heard from a good source that it’s not happening”. 

They’ve been easy to ignore because they didn’t come from anyone with a history of knowing anything but posts that he turned us down have been out there for the last day. 

Got it. I only saw one poster on 247 claiming it and I'm pretty sure he just puppets what comes from IT. I don't pay for any of those boards though

[Hmbre97 6323]

There it is. Good looking side of beef my man.

Team not dry. No filter. Too hammered.

.

[bigcigar 1164]

1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:

Goddamn that’s some quality trolling 

chefkiss.gif

@futuremanhas always trolled, but this has been a work of art. A damn masterpiece.

[El Squared 1812]

[derpyhorndog 2557]

2 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

Why would they have team meetings if it was covid?

Good point, a full-team meeting followed by separate positional meetings was the report. Can't remember if it was our surly frat bro or a reporter/9.95'er. If true, it certainly wouldn't line up with the absolute bunkering down of football activities narrative. 

[RGBIII 22840]

FCB doesn’t know shit but he’s saying the same shit as IT with even worse fucking plan B names that I will not subject y’all to

Edited December 7, 2020 by RGBIII

[Doc Reeves 6434]

4 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I’m going to eat this weird smelling gummy I found in the back of my fridge. When I check back a bit later you fucks better have all this shit worked out.

 

[PSmitty 14]

We just dropped a cool 100 mil and were waiting for the right time to break the news? I don’t see it. The right time was last Sunday.

[Foggy Notion 1202]

5 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Would expect that team's COVID testing procedures have been publicized in pretty good detail. If that's the case, anyone know the frequency/days of the week for testing? Every Sunday would be logical but just curious in case there's a deviation from the norm in the timing here.

Main thing that makes me curious is that this is the first time this has happened the entire season, correct? Vaguely recall 9.95'ers mentioning COVID cases in mid-week reports and, if memory is correct there, particularly odd if there have been mid-week cases and they were not met with similar precautionary actions to the same degree we're seeing now. 

 

[Bevo&Pevo 5209]

I feel like I'm playing cards with my brother's kids, you nerve wrackin' sumbitches.

[fatheryeet 1543]

it could be covid, and something fishy. convenient covid providing convenient cover. oh well im trying to convince myself

[Rynohorn 14]

[Mitch Cumsteen 18550]

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Alright, who would bang Michelle Tafoya?

Saw her in person several years ago walking down the street in downtown San Antonio and she was way hotter in person than I could have ever imagined. Tight little bod and nice ass. I don't know how the years have treated her but put me down for hell yes. 

[BradInATX 9208]

You should see the brisket thread or the shit I've cooked lately thread or the hey steelshank thread. 
This site fucks. We don't need football to have a great community, but this place is a lot more fun when we do have football to bring us together. 

Absolutely not. Throwing my bbq on this thread is like a nice pick up basketball between middle aged men. I'm not trying to go into that thread and get dunked on by Giannis.

[troph 24886]

What are the known facts - indisputable from legit sources? 
 

Meyer or his people and Texas people met.

Meyer was putting together a what if staff.

Meyer has not confirmed or denied anything about Texas.

Herman is still employed at Texas but is confirmed by everyone as being on the hot seat/will be fired.

if you look only at credible journalism or verifiable facts this is what we know.  screw the 995 club and the obscure Twitter nonsense.  

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

17 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Not if he's fired.  Optimist in me says the presser is cancelled because Herman is fired and COVID is a distraction for when they reschedule the Urban press conference.

He is not fired. That shit would leak all over. He may get fired but he is not currently fired. 

[bmbmd 1027]

When you get a certain age, you realize that you have enough to last you for the rest of your life.  Then, you begin to think of your legacy.  Some of us keep plugging, trying to leave something of substance to our kids.  Others check out and retire to someplace that fits their eye.  UM is wealthy, to be sure.  This, though, is an opportunity to share his good fortune with his kids, and grandkids, and great grandkids. If he loves his progeny, I don't know how he walks away from this. 

[derpyhorndog 2557]

1 minute ago, Rynohorn said:

 

Spoiler

 

Second member of Twitter Trio quadrupling down, with hedging on timing. 

[NavyHorn 36]

1 minute ago, Rynohorn said:

I am so beyond giving a fuck what somebody literally named Squid has to say through interpretive emoji. 

[Brothahorn 10087]

8 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Wheat Thins, Triscuits, and motherfucking Ernest and Julio Gallo. Now it's a party.

Don't forget the badass vest and short shorts combo. Just styling.

 

[JOSEYWALES66 1805]

1 minute ago, troph said:

What are the known facts - indisputable from legit sources? 
 

Meyer or his people and Texas people met.

Meyer was putting together a what if staff.

Meyer has not confirmed or denied anything about Texas.

Herman is still employed at Texas but is confirmed by everyone as being on the hot seat/will be fired.

if you look only at credible journalism or verifiable facts this is what we know.  screw the 995 club and the obscure Twitter nonsense.  

I’m not sure why you are giving so much credit to Broaddus reporting about the staff.  He is a pro guy. 

[derpyhorndog 2557]

Just now, NavyHorn said:

I am so beyond giving a fuck what somebody literally named Squid has to say through interpretive emoji. 

Likewise, but with the small caveat that I would read silence/them burning down their Twitter account never to be seen again as very telling. Basically, don't lend any weight to them doubling down, would put weight in them abandoning ship. 

[closetohumping 17453]

Shutting down practice and no PC?  wtf?

[maninblack 7974]

[Texasrocks 2147]

3 minutes ago, troph said:

What are the known facts - indisputable from legit sources? 
 

Meyer or his people and Texas people met.

Meyer was putting together a what if staff.

Meyer has not confirmed or denied anything about Texas.

Herman is still employed at Texas but is confirmed by everyone as being on the hot seat/will be fired.

if you look only at credible journalism or verifiable facts this is what we know.  screw the 995 club and the obscure Twitter nonsense.  

Who reported that Meyer met with Texas people or was putting together a staff?

[Red Five 40876]

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

FCB doesn’t know shit but he’s saying the same shit as IT with even worse fucking plan B names that I will not subject y’all to

Let me have it. I need to feel the pain to know I'm still alive. 

[ztejas 43518]

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

FCB doesn’t know shit but he’s saying the same shit as IT with even worse fucking plan B names that I will not subject y’all to

Almost like they were fed the same info.

Shit, Chip is such a raging, preening idiot that it wouldn't shock me if he just regurgitated whatever he last read on IT.