Urban Meyer or bust

[satyanash 14481]

 

[Dbeasy 15045]

By the way, scholiastofsquid is nothing but a troll as far as I can tell, probably planted by someone on this board.

[Chili dog 1787]

8 minutes ago, troph said:

Definitely a blow but yeah “sources” and no press conference? Odd, super odd. Wait and see.  Looks to be no good.  But chip has gone out on a limb before and been wrong, can’t remember haven’t given any weight to his “reporting” in years.  Burton is worrisome but not Chip.

Chip guaranteed we were joining PAC10, remember?

[Darth Tron 1122]

2 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Two dogs that aren't barking yet are Pete Thamel and Bruce Feldman.  I would expect if Urban wants to get the word out that he is definitely not interested, we'd hear it from one of them first, and so far, they've been quiet about him today.  It may just be a matter of time, but still a little surprising to me that this word is supposedly leaking from the university side and not from Urban's camp.

This is the thought that gives me pause.  If it’s the University leaking things, perhaps it’s for a reason.  Misdirection, mole hunt, posturing that they’re ready to move on, or something else.  
 

One can always hope.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

Really looking forward to that 8 win season in 2021. 

[TexArcher 37774]

Just now, alphahorn said:

It'll take more than Chip Brown for me to believe Urban isn't going to be our coach.

Seriously.

 

[Lojo Horn 13]

It’s all about Texas the brand.  Optics and revenue matter more than performance on the field.

A better game day experience to distract from the product on the field.

Keep the BMD’s happy and all is well.

We could be in the mix every year if that was important enough to be the goal.

Time to go find my ‘Fire Fred’ shirt from 1986.

[Underdog 28611]

55 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

The "I peaked at GWH, didn't I?" look. 

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

This thread is going to be a fascinating study for some psychology grad student.

[Poolflood 845]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What happens to this thread ?  Do we blow it up 

There are things to hide/ bury in perpetuity...  none should be spoken about.

[Texas Wahoo 3391]

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

We are the new Tennessee.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Guys, let’s not Kurt Cobain ourselves just yet.

[cdain3 3454]

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[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

Belmont wouldn’t use this type of story for a mole hunt.  It’s too damaging to their image.

[mdmost 43001]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Really looking forward to that 8 win season in 2021. 

8 wins? We got an optimist over here, boys. 

[jinx 2635]

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Awkward and embarrassing mess is being kind.  We know how to shit and fall back in it better than anyone I have ever seen.

[TexasRenegade 2435]

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

The "If Meyer doesn't return" is from a separate article he wrote earlier. Actually, so is the entire second half of the article which I think he just copy-pasted.

Chip Brown: If Meyer doesn't return to coaching, what's next for Texas?

 

Look people.....FCB knows squat.

 

Whether Urban is coming or not I have no clue.

 

But Thomas Herman III will not be the coach at the University of Texas.

 

The BMDs want him gone.  Sure it's easier to write the check with Meyer coming in....but none of them what Herman another year.

[jimmyjazz 45898]

6 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

This is the  CUM or bust thread. I am not joking in any way nor talking shit when I say, if it isn't Urban, I'm finished with Longhorn football. All are welcome to call me a shitty fan, but if our Athletic Department is too stupid or doesn't have enough fucks to give to find a coach that can make us competitive for the playoff year in and year out.... Well neither do I.

"WE" aren't fucked, because "I" am done, and frankly, so is Texas football. It's a fucking joke and really should be put down. Either way, I won't be watching if Urban isn't our coach.

LMAO you pansy.

[Yuk 1532]

Y'all chill.  This story's a straight up plant meant to take the pressure off Herman and Urban because nothing's happening this week.

Edited December 7, 2020 by Yuk

[deech 2274]

It's hysterical that everyone believes that Chip Fucking Brown is breaking this story.  Herman LSU, 

Just now, Texas Wahoo said:

 

It was really close............Unless you interview anyone from the LSU side who had any control over the process  

[TexArcher 37774]

Chip Brown knows approximately as much about this situation as my left nut.  The key difference is that my left nut isn't trying to sell anything.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5396]

2 minutes ago, Lojo Horn said:

It’s all about Texas the brand.  Optics and revenue matter more than performance on the field.

A better game day experience to distract from the product on the field.

Keep the BMD’s happy and all is well.

We could be in the mix every year if that was important enough to be the goal.

Time to go find my ‘Fire Fred’ shirt from 1986.

We are the Cowboys of CFB. 

[Ultimate Failure 61]

14 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I think things are trending badly, but Brown's report said Meyer told Texas he's leaning toward no, and then the source quote said "if he's a no, then..." and continued.

So Brown is reporting that a source said that Meyer is leaning toward no, and then headlines it that it's over.

so_you're_telling_me_there's_a_chance.gif

[TexArcher 37774]

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Guys, let’s not Kurt Cobain ourselves just yet.

 

1 minute ago, cdain3 said:

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Amazing back-to-back posts are amazing.

[Bevo&Pevo 5131]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

8 wins? We got an optimist over here, boys. 

he's been around here long enough to know better.

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

Texas will be ahead of OU in the final BCS standings.   /FCB2008

[USNALonghorn 5078]

People still call each other “pansy”?

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Really looking forward to that 8 win season in 2021. 

With Casey or Hudson card?  No 

[Skipper 6133]

13 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

CDC will have done significant damage to the athletic department. there will be no one in the stadium next year, even if life has returned to normal.

How the fuck is Urban saying no CDC's fault?

[Doc Reeves 6434]

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

This was my biggest fear. A media covered swing and miss. I guess when people look under the hood of Texas football they run away screaming in terror. 

[Revolution512 1487]

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Texas will be ahead of OU in the final BCS standings.   /FCB2008

It’s Austin

[totallynotabuttpirate 5396]

Something to also mention is 4-7 million saved by keeping Yurich, Ash, Drayton, Hand(JK). 

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

5 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

This is the  CUM or bust thread. I am not joking in any way nor talking shit when I say, if it isn't Urban, I'm finished with Longhorn football. All are welcome to call me a shitty fan, but if our Athletic Department is too stupid or doesn't have enough fucks to give to find a coach that can make us competitive for the playoff year in and year out.... Well neither do I.

"WE" aren't fucked, because "I" am done, and frankly, so is Texas football. It's a fucking joke and really should be put down. Either way, I won't be watching.

First of all, this. ^^^^

Secondly, how do we know that the source for Nahlin (and FCB probably just regurgitating what IT says) isn't somehow coming from TH's end, trying to throw a monkey wrench into things?  If the CDC and UM camps are maintaining silence then there isn't anything to counterbalance someone trying to put out adverse messages to stir things up.

Lastly, I haven't seen anyone say that Burton has posted anything negative yet.  Hasn't the consensus been that Burton is the one most closely tied into the AD, and that these other guys are relying on other outside sources?  If so, Burton's silence so far seems like it might be telling.

[Chili dog 1787]

4 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

It'll take more than Chip Brown for me to believe Urban isn't going to be our coach. Let's see what tomorrow brings with the press conference called, I still put the odds on an announcement that Herman is done.

Amen. I’m not going to melt down regardless of what happens, but I sure as shit am not going to let the ass clown who announced us to the PAC and Tom to LSU, among other idiotic declarations, ruin my night/week. Chip lives over his skis. He should be covering high school football in east Texas. The fact that he still has a career is laughable. 

[BradInATX 9208]

Name one splash hire we have made between Augie and CDC, and post CDC.  Mitigate against the shitshow that will be our ‘21 class because of our failure to act. 

Shaka was the hottest name in college basketball when we threw our money and prestige dick onto the table.

As was Tom Herman's dumb ass.

Just because "whoever we want' ends up being shitty chumps doesn't negate that we almost always get whoever we want.

[Chilly Water 415]

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

We are the Cowboys of CFB. 

[ClubWhatever 12128]

4 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

It'll take more than Chip Brown for me to believe Urban isn't going to be our coach. Let's see what tomorrow brings with the press conference called, I still put the odds on an announcement that Herman is done.

I don’t think CDC will do it without an agreement with another coach.  The fire was pissed on and there’s no more smoke. 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

I hope Sam Ehlinger's sperm doesn't decommit.

[bschoolprof 6252]

So the Herman et al massive buyout is going to be used as the excuse by our administration as to why Herman can't be fired lest we land Urban?  The same massive buyout that is a direct function of our athletic department's: a) needless contract extension in early 2019 and b) signoff of coach dipshit overpaying for shitty assistants not once, but twice? 

Cool. The problem with UT football is not Herman - he's the symptom of the problem.  

 

 

[alphahorn 1637]

I can't believe people are publicly venting based upon a tweet from chip fucking brown.  bitter white guy is going to look like an idiot when it turns out chip is still a clueless ass

[Levi 2586]

CDC offered everything we had to give plus some. If it comes out that CDC did something wrong that pissed off Urban or scuttled the timing then yeah he needs to be on the block. I think this apparent “no” is all on Urban not having everything on his end, imo. 
 

If the “no” is real then CDC might as well pack his bags because Urban was the only coach that everyone was aligned on. It’ll  be a shit show that CDC won’t be able to control and the chances we find a good coach are almost out the window. 

[ztejas 43418]

4 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Texas will be ahead of OU in the final BCS standings.   /FCB2008

No. He didn't.

[TejasPedro 1857]

Sugar tits just wrapped up is it done?Did we nail it?

[Underdog 28611]

27 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

Tafoya and Kolber are acceptable. But how anyone could find Linda Cohn attractive is.....well I just don’t see it.

Get you a set of married eyes and then you'll understand.  

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Chip Brown knows approximately as much about this situation as my left nut.  The key difference is that my left nut isn't trying to sell anything.

Coincidentally, my left nut wants CUM to happen just as much as anyone

[Daichee Bell 2925]

10 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What happens to this thread ?  Do we blow it up 

If we do anything, we would burn it, just like these fuckers’ bbq. 

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

The "I peaked at GWH, didn't I?" look. 

Not even close.

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

I put the odds that all our livers are done. 

[Topper13 3259]

12 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What happens to this thread ?  Do we blow it up 

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