Urban Meyer or bust

[Hiphopopotamos 20889]

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

Jesus Fucking Christ. 
 

You can’t have reports like this and then keep Herman.  Recruiting is fucked and you knee-capped your coach by allowing this to get public. Purposefully or not - CDC has to find a replacement that boosters will pony up the cash for. 

Edited December 7, 2020 by Hiphopopotamos

[C-Man 27285]

6 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

If Herman is still here after all this, he will know that he is in big fucking trouble if we dont do really good next year, and if hes truly worth his salt, that pressure will kick him into gear and we'll start winning again.

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[Valmy77 13273]

8 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Baseball - our coach went to the CWS 2 years ago - I don't think he's the guy but baseball is whatever until he fixes the first 2.

I think Pierce might be the guy. He can recruit. He got his season canceled last season, I just hope this coming one is played so we can see if the 2019 disaster was a fluke or not.

[dcar00 14378]

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

spinnershells said no.

[TexasGolf 5022]

8 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Tanned and rested for Urban's Fox gig. Urbans the next HC until proven otherwise. Everything tonight was fodder. We won't know anything definitive probably for the next week. If not we'll fuck me and fuck you too cause we're fucked for the foreseeable future. But it's nothing to beat ourselves up over. Life goes on and we'll be good again. One day 

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

So you don’t think Jamey Chadwell who has worked miracles at Coastal Carolina, which did not even have football 4 years ago, and whom makes just $375,000 wouldn’t take a guaranteed 2mn per year to be the head coach at UT with the potential to make $12mn per year?  How about Bill Napier who only makes $880k and up to just $950k at Louisiana Lafayette?

I have to agree with you. $2M a year if he turns out to be on par with Herman will barely cost us more than Herman already does acter adding buyout payment.

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[Radical Larry 28664]

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Jesus Fucking Christ. 

You think he'd take the job? They probably have a nice burnt orange robe and sandals in the Co-op. 

[dcar00 14378]

It felt like the Fox guys were trolling

[C-Man 27285]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

It felt like the Fox guys were trolling

Sure seems that way now.

[Butch Had Not 2994]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

You think he'd take the job? They probably have a nice burnt orange robe and sandals in the Co-op. 

Sunday press conferences will be a treat.

[Horn of Gabriel 1816]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

It felt like the Fox guys were trolling

Revisionist history; it feels that way now.  During the Big Noon show everyone was freaking out over how they were joking with him about him taking the job.

[El Squared 1813]

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

Jim Jones

This reference was underplayed.

Those not familiar should ask Mr. Google.

[westexhorn 2020]

6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

well, so what now?

[FunkSoulBrother 931]

46 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fuck it. Call Saban again. See if he's fed up with Bama's fan base. Offer him the Urban deal. Come win a title at a third school.

With Powers and Jamail outta the picture might as well.

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

3 minutes ago, Foosters said:

475 pages in and no one's even discussing the most recent Madden champion as a legitimate possibility. This place is slipping

I just did (sort of) with CTJ or Scipio or someone like that. I mean- I’m not literally suggesting that on the real world, but I do believe in an alternate universe where you could hire coaches the way managers or executives are hired in different industries then we’d do something like this. Hell- they’ve done it in the professional levels in baseball and hoops and the nerds slaughtered the industry insiders. 

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

You think he'd take the job? They probably have a nice burnt orange robe and sandals in the Co-op. 

start praying

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[wood 11283]

7 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Night everyone.  The late afternoon crew is checking out.  I'm with @Happy Gilmore and say that it ain't over until we see Herman still as head coach next week or Urban publicly says he's not taking the job.

Brisket pics coming in a couple days.

I'm with Happy and others too, but I don't think seeing Herman as HC next means anything re: his future beyond that. 

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

8 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

Thank God we have Kurt on the case. Not sure what we'd do without him 

[orangecat92 306]

6 minutes ago, UT Lax said:

So you don’t think Jamey Chadwell who has worked miracles at Coastal Carolina, which did not even have football 4 years ago, and whom makes just $375,000 wouldn’t take a guaranteed 2mn per year to be the head coach at UT with the potential to make $12mn per year?  How about Bill Napier who only makes $880k and up to just $950k at Louisiana Lafayette?

now these kinds of names would probably come up during a real coaching search.  I like the huge incentives for the unknown coaches.  

[Hiphopopotamos 20889]

Nahlin saying that Texas isn’t done trying with Meyer yet.

[TexArcher 38076]

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

All of it exaggerated. We aren’t special, and the problem with us is we have guys like you that have a fervid belief that we are. You’re wrong. We’re not. 

If you want to repost what you said I may muster the energy for to dismantle your tough guy argument.  

God, you're a pompous fuckbag.

Tell me the parts that were wrong with this: we have football tradition, good facilities, a great city to recruit to, a great high school football state to recruit in, and an awful lot of money.

Go ahead, enlighten everybody as to how any of that is false.  And try to be a little less of a cocksucker when you do it.

 

Edited December 7, 2020 by TexArcher

[dcar00 14378]

It was always going to be explained as health issue.  we are firing him and doing the coaching search thing.   rinse repeat.

Remains to be seen if we are Cal.

I'll buy the tix because I'm priced in, I'll watch because its the Horns but we are likely fucked for 2 more years at least.

If he's on the sidelines at USC in 2 years we'll know.

[Radical Larry 28664]

2 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

well, so what now?

 

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

God, you're a pompous fuckbag.

Tell me the parts that were wrong with this: we have football tradition, good facilities, a great city to recruit to, a great high school football state to recruit in, and an awful lot of money.

Go ahead, enlighten everybody as to how any of that is false.  And try to be a little less of a cocksucker when you do it.

 

I’d go the opposite and ask him if he can try to be even more of a cocksucker than last time  

[Octavian 1025]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Nahlin saying that Texas isn’t done trying with Meyer yet.

Anyone have this?

[dcar00 14378]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Nahlin saying that Texas isn’t done trying with Meyer yet.

that'll be 9.95.  Bohls is a complete asshat but he isn't a 9.95er.

[vtaenz 602]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Nahlin saying that Texas isn’t done trying with Meyer yet.

 

 

...these guys don't know dick. That's the most made up shit to get clicks ever. 
Even if we haven't struck out with Meyer (assuming we have) this is just dumb reporting. 

 

[Harvdog 2300]

I think this is a test from inside Belmont.  They are leaking stories to see who runs with it and if they report.  Best way to smoke out a rat is to see who runs when given the only exit 

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Nahlin saying that Texas isn’t done trying with Meyer yet.

Ahh the ol Nick Saban/Bama approach. Make him say no until he finally accepts. Or blocks you out. Unfortunately don't think the admin has the nutsack to keep asking to reach that point. They'll fold eventually. 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

2 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

well, so what now?

[TexasGolf 5022]

[Butch Had Not 2994]

1 minute ago, vtaenz said:

 

 

...these guys don't know dick. That's the most made up shit to get clicks ever. 
Even if we haven't struck out with Meyer (assuming we have) this is just dumb reporting. 

 

About to say,  the 995 memberships have probably grown like they hadn't seen before and need to keep them hooked. 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

If Urban says no solely because of these shitfuck reporters... I guess I'll understand.

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

Update: My sources disappeared in front of my eyes shortly after I took my meds. I miss them.

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[Chuckie Finster 22752]

I think this is a test from inside Belmont.  They are leaking stories to see who runs with it and if they report.  Best way to smoke out a rat is to see who runs when given the only exit 

They wouldn’t leak a story that made them look this bad.

[Bruh Man 3160]

Ketch:

Update (11:10 pm)

A high-level university source has indicated that the Urban Meyer dream has ended after the former Ohio State coach indicated to Texas officials this weekend that he would not be returning to coaching because of his health.

When I asked the source if the pursuit of Meyer was something that might be revisited after the college football season is completed, I was told via text, "It's over."

[dcar00 14378]

1 minute ago, Harvdog said:

I think this is a test from inside Belmont.  They are leaking stories to see who runs with it and if they report.  Best way to smoke out a rat is to see who runs when given the only exit 

what if it is CDC so when he fires Herman he doesn't have to answer about Meyer...

Korn Ferry gonna get paid again?

[wood 11283]

2 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

I think this is a test from inside Belmont.  They are leaking stories to see who runs with it and if they report.  Best way to smoke out a rat is to see who runs when given the only exit 

Yeah too much conflicting weird shit flying around.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

Just now, dcar00 said:

It felt like the Fox guys were trolling

I don’t think I’ll be able to watch that pre-game show anymore. And GameDay can suck it too. Guess I’ll just watch LHN pregame and tune into the games at kickoff. I’ve gotten pretty damn good at syncing Craig Way with my TV. So I have that going for me...which is nice. Just getting to the point where I don’t give much of a shit anymore. I’ll just keep rooting the Horns on the best I can like I always have and fuck it all. And for what it’s worth, just give me this guy...how could it be any worse?

 

 

[Mac8111 2117]

I think this is a test from inside Belmont.  They are leaking stories to see who runs with it and if they report.  Best way to smoke out a rat is to see who runs when given the only exit 

[dcar00 14378]

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

About to say,  the 995 memberships have probably grown like they hadn't seen before and need to keep them hooked. 

have to get them past the 7 day free window to at least get one month.

[El Squared 1813]

1 hour ago, The University said:

tuesday. we will all eat on tuesday.

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a McRib today...

[Hank_Hill 18896]

Its a brain cyst vs 80ish mil, what a pussayyyy. 

[satyanash 14638]

6 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Anyone have this?

[C-Man 27285]

17 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Night everyone.  The late afternoon crew is checking out.  I'm with @Happy Gilmore and say that it ain't over until we see Herman still as head coach next week or Urban publicly says he's not taking the job.

Brisket pics coming in a couple days.

Urban isn't coming out and saying anything publicly about the Texas job because there was no official opening.

[dcar00 14378]

Just now, CowtownHorn said:

I don’t think I’ll be able to watch that pre-game show anymore. And GameDay can suck it too. Guess I’ll just watch LHN pregame and tune into the games at kickoff. I’ve gotten pretty damn good at syncing Craig Way with my TV. So I have that going for me...which is nice. Just getting to the point where I don’t give much of a shit anymore. I’ll just keep rooting the Horns on the best I can like I always have and fuck it all. And for what it’s worth, just give me this guy...how could it be any worse?

 

 

Yeah, I don't even watch them anymore.  I might when we are in the playoff hunt which may be never.

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

oh boy ive always wanted a bridge of my own

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[Radical Larry 28664]

1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

Ketch:

Update (11:10 pm)

A high-level university source has indicated that the Urban Meyer dream has ended after the former Ohio State coach indicated to Texas officials this weekend that he would not be returning to coaching because of his health.

When I asked the source if the pursuit of Meyer was something that might be revisited after the college football season is completed, I was told via text, "It's over."

 

Oh shit, it may be happening. 

[Bruh Man 3160]

7 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Anyone have this?

It's nothing man, IT got a lot of new subs recently he's just desperate to hold on to them.

[Bruh Man 3160]

Goddamnit this sucks. This shit never should have got this deep if his health issues were not resolved.