Urban Meyer or bust

[Texasrocks 2134]

7 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Going after Aaron Franklin, sheet we would end up with Bill Miller the way this is trending

Arby's. Ving Rhames will call the games.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I can't believe you animals are still going strong in here.  You some crazy muthafucka's.

Almost at 1,000,000 page views. At 30 seconds per viewing, that’s about 8,300 hours of lost productivity because of this thread.

[Texasrocks 2134]

1 minute ago, Randolph Duke said:

Almost at 1,000,000 page views. At 30 seconds per viewing, that’s about 8,300 hours of lost productivity because of this thread.

8,300 hours is like reading 4 of your posts.

[BachelorTrek 3049]

2 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Almost at 1,000,000 page views. At 30 seconds per viewing, that’s about 8,300 hours of lost productivity because of this thread.

 

[deech 2291]

15 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I can't believe you animals are still going strong in here.  You some crazy muthafucka's.

 

[SquishMitten 10415]

Going after Aaron Franklin, sheet we would end up with Bill Miller the way this is trending

I’d also take Bill over Herman

[trythisathome 971]

7 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Almost at 1,000,000 page views. At 30 seconds per viewing, that’s about 8,300 hours of lost productivity because of this thread.

I feel like I've lost 8,300 hours myself over the past week. 

[DaysOff 7955]

8,300 hours is like reading 4 of your posts.

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[Duane Moore 5244]

10 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

I don't want to be here, but I can't shake these thoughts, thoughts that it's been two days and we still only have FCB and Bohls/Davis reporting this. And Bohls/Davis is just a "confirmation" of what FCB said (it "has come to an end after Meyer indicated to Texas he's leaning toward not coaching again.").

Really? That's all we have? It's over based on Meyer "indicating" to us he might not coach again, which is information we got from FCB?

Hopefully Meyer kills it on his next media hit so that I can fully move on. 

EDIT: And obviously it's been reported nationally now, but these have only been reports of "according to Kirk Bohls of the Austin American-Statesman..." So basically, this is all over according to a FCB report? Just not enough for me yet. 

Thamel saying it wasn't happening is what did it for me.

 

Of course, here I am anyway.

[Texasrocks 2134]

@immamac New Surly motto: "I have not yet begun to defile myself!"

[Nicole44 22063]

I feel like this is what @immamac sees with his mod privileges whenever he checks on the posts on this thread. (Disappointed in y’all. Thought BDE would bring more than 14 pages.)

Edited December 8, 2020 by Nicole44

[SquishMitten 10415]

Almost at 1,000,000 page views. At 30 seconds per viewing, that’s about 8,300 hours of lost productivity because of this thread.

Basically half of us are lawyers. You think we stop billing when we come here?

[babysdaddy 2725]

 

42 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh. There's still some of you posting in this thread. Even though meyer told everyone to pound sand a couple days ago. well ok. Accurate representation of this thread.

 

Yo Sydney, I didn't hear no bell! You can still play with us

[UncleBuck 6454]

2 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Thamel saying it wasn't happening is what did it for me.

 

Of course, here I am anyway.

And Thamel's article specifically referenced orange fans (FCB) for breaking it. Unless he's come out since then with more info, that's the kind of "lack" of real information I'm talking about. 

[immamac 42868]

11 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Almost at 1,000,000 page views. At 30 seconds per viewing, that’s about 8,300 hours of lost productivity because of this thread.

Considering the average pageview is ~2m 45s it's actually more like 45,833 hours of lost productivity. 

[UncleBuck 6454]

4 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

@immamac New Surly motto: "I have not yet begun to defile myself!"

That's my life motto. 

[TotallyLegit 3053]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Considering the average pageview is ~2m 45s it's actually more like 45,833 hours of lost productivity. 

I envy your access to this data. If you ever need someone to help you get this shit into AWS, hit me up.

[SydneyCarton 48112]

2 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

 

Yo Sydney, I didn't hear no bell! You can still play with us

The bell has been pealing non stop since Sunday, sir. The folks here who haven't heard it yet, well, it's because they've been concussed by the clusterfuck that is Texas Football the last decade plus.

[Deej 76836]

43 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Almost at 1,000,000 page views. At 30 seconds per viewing, that’s about 8,300 hours of lost productivity because of this thread.

It's bold to assume we would have been productive without this thread.

Edited December 8, 2020 by Deej

[SydneyCarton 48112]

Just now, TotallyLegit said:

I envy your access to this data. If you ever need someone to help you get this shit into AWS, hit me up.

Username definitely suggests immamac should take a different path. 

[ztejas 43482]

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I feel like this is what @immamac sees with his mod privileges whenever he checks on the posts on this thread. (Disappointed in y’all. Thought BDE would bring more than 14 pages.)

More like this.

[Thiefery 5014]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

The bell has been pealing non stop since Sunday, sir. The folks here who haven't heard it yet, well, it's because they've been concussed by the clusterfuck that is Texas Football the last decade plus.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

2 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I envy your access to this data. If you ever need someone to help you get this shit into AWS, hit me up.

[ztejas 43482]

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The bell has been pealing non stop since Sunday, sir. The folks here who haven't heard it yet, well, it's because they've been concussed by the clusterfuck that is Texas Football the last decade plus.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

With all this new CUX speculation starting up again, I just keep thinking about the 9.95 rumor that CDC is calling recruits, in particular LJ Johnson.  If CDC is calling recruits before signing day 1, WTF is he telling them?  

[wood 11227]

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The bell has been pealing non stop since Sunday, sir. The folks here who haven't heard it yet, well, it's because they've been concussed by the clusterfuck that is Texas Football the last decade plus.

Still no link to that Urby quote? Thanks in advance!

[TexMexBuddha 988]

Still here and still not convinced this is done. Neg me to Cartagena for all I care. This 'we're done' is because shit got too out of hand on the Fox set and with OSU.

Timing got fucked because...well it's 2020. Fuck 2020, except if we end w/o Herman. Fuck it still, but thanks for the complimentary dessert for the shitty meal.

Hire a new cook and we'll be back. 

[TheFlyingBoat 906]

10 minutes ago, immamac said:

Considering the average pageview is ~2m 45s it's actually more like 45,833 hours of lost productivity. 

Time to pump it up to 50k. And after that why not 100k? Stonks only go up. 

[babysdaddy 2725]

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The bell has been pealing non stop since Sunday, sir. The folks here who haven't heard it yet, well, it's because they've been concussed by the clusterfuck that is Texas Football the last decade plus.

[gernblansten 3197]

[ztejas 43482]

3 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

If CDC is calling recruits before signing day 1, WTF is he telling them?  

Asking them if they're ready to CUM.

[Hammerhead 258]

 

im for the long haul too. It’s already been decided. Whether I’m wrong or right...fuck it I’m in. What time the nightshift start?? Let’s go!! 

[Duane Moore 5244]

11 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

And Thamel's article specifically referenced orange fans (FCB) for breaking it. Unless he's come out since then with more info, that's the kind of "lack" of real information I'm talking about. 

There was an interview he did with Rich Eisen that @Sir Ulrich posted.  He's always been a surrogate for Meyer in the media, so I'm assuming he's gotten an inside word on it, but he didn't break the story like I thought he might, so maybe he's just building off the Bohls/Davis/FCB story that came from the other side.

[Huckleberry 33009]

If y'all want to hope then do it based on the fact that Meyer is kind of flaky sometimes. I mean I guess he could change his mind. Harder to change your mind the other direction once a contract is signed.

So we just need to get him drunk. 

[UncleBuck 6454]

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

There was an interview he did with Rich Eisen that @Sir Ulrich posted.  He's always been a surrogate for Meyer in the media, so I'm assuming he's gotten an inside word on it, but he didn't break the story like I thought he might, so maybe he's just building off the Bohls/Davis/FCB story that came from the other side.

Shit you're right, I had forgotten about that one. Thanks. 

[Ultimate Failure 61]

Lawyers are fucking slime.  Just one small step above Canadians in my book.

[Rip76 4943]

15 minutes ago, immamac said:

Considering the average pageview is ~2m 45s it's actually more like 45,833 hours of lost productivity. 

Hey now.  Don’t think I haven’t been drinking and cooking while reading.  Not all is/was lost.

[SydneyCarton 48112]

7 minutes ago, wood said:

Still no link to that Urby quote? Thanks in advance!

You keep fucking that chicken, buddy. 

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

5 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

[wood 11227]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

You keep fucking that chicken, buddy. 

So ... no. Got it. Thanks.

[ousux 5597]

So has CDC or anyone tried holding a gun to Urb's head while saying "Sign where all the x's are bitch...or I'll take care of your little medical problem right here, right now!!!"

Just a thought, not sure I can muster up fucks to give about future Texas football if plan B, C, or God help us all D or E are in play now.

[Cairn Horn88 8275]

We need Meyer to say he ain't coaching again....period....until he does.....well, the fat lady.... you know the rest.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

So has CDC or anyone tried holding a gun to Urb's head while saying "Sign where all the x's are bitch...or I'll take care of your little medical problem right here, right now!!!"

Just a thought, not sure I can muster up fucks to give about future Texas football if plan B, C, or God help us all D or E are in play now.

yes. Let’s rape him til he loves us

[IDIOTsavant 8498]

11 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

So we just need to get him drunk. 

Tallk about motto worthy...

[The Dude 1246]

17 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

With all this new CUX speculation starting up again, I just keep thinking about the 9.95 rumor that CDC is calling recruits, in particular LJ Johnson.  If CDC is calling recruits before signing day 1, WTF is he telling them?  

[UTEX_ME 4766]

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

We need Meyer to say he ain't coaching again....period....until he does.....well, the fat lady.... you know the rest.

This thread will continue until he's on the sideline of The Coliseum in Sep. 2022, waving to his FOX buddies sitting at their live set while wearing an SC polo. 

[C-Man 27231]

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Plus, you look like an even bigger ass clown when you take the job later.

I keep saying this but there wasn't even a job open to accept or turn down. An Urban "yes" would've resulted in an immediate -- or pretty fucking soon -- vacancy but the way things went down now (allegedly), he doesn't have to -- and won't -- come out and say anything about the Texas job.

[Orange&White 5528]

32 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Basically half of us are lawyers. You think we stop billing when we come here?

He said productivity, not revenue.

[Born Burnt 6179]

34 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

@immamac New Surly motto: "I have not yet begun to defile myself!"

I thought the new motto was "BIG DICK ENERGY"

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

17 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

If y'all want to hope then do it based on the fact that Meyer is kind of flaky sometimes. I mean I guess he could change his mind. Harder to change your mind the other direction once a contract is signed.

So we just need to get him drunk. 

What type of wine does he like.  I can arrange a shipment