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31 minutes ago, immamac said:

Considering the average pageview is ~2m 45s it's actually more like 45,833 hours of lost productivity. 

God, I'm so proud to have been part of this endeavor. Thank you. And God Bless America.

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Posted (edited)
36 minutes ago, immamac said:

Considering the average pageview is ~2m 45s it's actually more like 45,833 hours of lost productivity. 

Now is that more or less than the average page view on Pornhub...... asking for a fiend... I mean friend.

 

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49 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Almost at 1,000,000 page views. At 30 seconds per viewing, that’s about 8,300 hours of lost productivity because of this thread.

One thing is certain you will find a way to blame all of this nonsense on Aggie.  

Posted
41 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:


Basically half of us are lawyers. You think we stop billing when we come here?

He said productivity lost, not billable hours lost

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Posted
3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Any news on if urban has renewed his fox contract?

No, but Howard Stern did renew his contract with Sirius. He doesn’t know shit about sports or football, but I’m sure he knows better than to throw WR screens to Cade Brewer with Kai Money lead blocking. 

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Posted
Lawyers are fucking slime.  Just one small step above Canadians in my book.
Good job stereotyping an entire group of people. Some Canadians are cool cats.
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Posted
4 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:
41 minutes ago, Ultimate Failure said:
Lawyers are fucking slime.  Just one small step above Canadians in my book.

Good job stereotyping an entire group of people. Some Canadians are cool cats.

Says the lawyer...

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Hey guys, not a BMD, but have a friend that mows the lawn of a guy that is friends with a BMD’s cousin. He said Akers was the hold up in the negotiation, so CDC had him taken care of... should have an announcement in about 3 squids of a Larry bird.

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Posted
52 minutes ago, immamac said:

Considering the average pageview is ~2m 45s it's actually more like 45,833 hours of lost productivity. 

I was hoping to avoid that reality.

Divide 2040 into that to find the work years dedicated to this thread.

We're getting good at this.

Posted
4 minutes ago, Ryno said:

Hey guys, not a BMD, but have a friend that mows the lawn of a guy that is friends with a BMD’s cousin. He said Akers was the hold up in the negotiation, so CDC had him taken care of... should have an announcement in about 3 squids of a Larry bird.

gordon ramsay GIF

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Posted
1 hour ago, immamac said:

Considering the average pageview is ~2m 45s it's actually more like 45,833 hours of lost productivity. 

So roughly the amount of hours lost reading a single Randolph Duke post in the aggy thread. 

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Posted (edited)
29 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:
Bro, should drop a neg on you for being an idoit and using Carthage as where one gets blasted too.
With my massive rep tally, it alone would neg you to Bolivian. 
However, I'm otherwise on page with you, so you get to live another day. Good thing, because tomorrow is the big day.

Carthage? Nah man. Nothing against any Texas town. Cartagena, Colombia.

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Just thinking out loud but, given the positive COVID-19 tests were conducted on Saturday or Sunday morning (i.e., a matter of hours after the entire team was confined in a plane together with the infected), you have to expect 5 positive individuals would be many multiples of that as far as contact tracing goes. Way more so than if the tests were done mid-week. 

Posted
14 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Look, now it's getting serious.

Bolivian whose capital is Austinia is well know to be the place where all things heavily blown go. Not some Ivy league, frufru, Yankee ass college.

 

If you really have information regarding an ass college, in Yankeenia or not, your own sense of decency should impel you to contact Mr. Future.

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Ultimate Failure said:

Lawyers are fucking slime.  Just one small step above Canadians in my book.

User name checks out.  Never met a Canadian or Australian that I didn’t like.

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3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

User name checks out.  Never met a Canadian or Australian that I didn’t like.

I've never met him but Justin Bieber is a Canadian and he's a massive douche nozzle, so, if your premise is that all Canadians are good folks, then I can't agree with you.

 

 

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1 minute ago, utee94 said:

I've never met him but Justin Bieber is a Canadian and he's a massive douche nozzle, so, if your premise is that all Canadians are good folks, then I can't agree with you.

 

 

Noted

Posted
1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

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Dracaris, mother fuckers. 

47 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Why is this thread still a thing ? 

Because you touch yourself?

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

Why is this thread still a thing ? 

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Oh, and I loved THE LIFE & TIMES OF TIM or whatever that show was called. Hysterical.

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Posted
8 hours ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Dear fake insiders,

This thread has really lost it's mojo since UM allegedly gave Texas a 'no thank you your majesty'.  Any rumors appreciated.  The fake and shitter the better.

Sincerely,

Addicted to the interwebs 

 

Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn… the clean, cool chill of the holiday air… an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer…

Merry Christmas! Shitter was full.

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