Urban Meyer or bust

[Horn80 6131]

10 minutes ago, Ultimate Failure said:

You never heard what they said about you when you left the room.

Since I usually pick up the bar tab, it’s “God Bless Texas”.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Just now, WinningIsHard said:

Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn… the clean, cool chill of the holiday air… an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer…

Merry Christmas! Shitter was full.

 

This is BULLSHIT

we do haiku';s around here, sign out front should have told you

[KYHorn 17117]

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Considering the average pageview is ~2m 45s it's actually more like 45,833 hours of lost productivity. 

I'm doing a study on malcontents and procrastinators, so this is just immersive ethnographic research for me. Take my numbers out.

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

7 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

This is BULLSHIT

we do haiku';s around here, sign out front should have told you

Four days to Kansas

Yet Tom is still coaching us

It's Urban or bust

Edited December 9, 2020 by MichaelDicksonFanClub
I forgot what day it was

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

If CDC allows Herman to coach in 2021 he's a failure, too. 

[MrBig 5424]

Shelley never said there WASN’T a house in Austin...

 

 

[tx ind 7013]

1 hour ago, babysdaddy said:

Futureman's mirror looking back at him in a few weeks

Leave Hope Solo out of this please.

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

We can all rest easy that no matter what we all have been thru this week and no matter what may have or may not have transpired, Columbus is still a shithole

[ztejas 43524]

25 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Dammit CFP committee, why did you have to rank us in the top 20?

You just can't expect to be left out of the CFP ranking every week.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

1 hour ago, Izhmash said:

Colombia.

Colombian women are fun to tick off.  

[stork642 4498]

13 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

We can all rest easy that no matter what we all have been thru this week and no matter what may have or may not have transpired, Columbus is still a shithole

[Mother mopar 3321]

I had to get work done today....what did I miss?

[senorfussybutt 32]

1 hour ago, Mikey4 said:

2 hours ago, Ultimate Failure said:

Lawyers are fucking slime.  Just one small step above Canadians in my book.

Good job stereotyping an entire group of people. Some Canadians are cool cats.

Man... lawyers are the same as any group. A lot of average people, some excellent people, and some terrible people. They aren't slime and are certainly more than a small step above Canuckies.

[pops 7006]

Night crew,  time to mount up. 

[futureman 22512]

1 minute ago, Mother mopar said:

I had to get work done today....what did I miss?

nothing.  urban is still not coming here. 

[senorfussybutt 32]

4 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

I had to get work done today....what did I miss?

Rewind with Herman is cancelled tonight. OSU Michigan game cancelled. That's about it.

[washparkhorn 9939]

5 minutes ago, pops said:

Night crew,  time to mount up. 

[UDontKnow 10447]

3 minutes ago, senorfussybutt said:

Rewind with Herman is cancelled tonight. OSU Michigan game cancelled. That's about it.

Some thing to see there or nothing to see there?

[LTtxfan 49323]

[TotallyLegit 3053]

4 minutes ago, senorfussybutt said:

Rewind with Herman is cancelled tonight. OSU Michigan game cancelled. That's about it.

Basically everything Is canceled...except this thread

[MrBig 5424]

3 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Basically everything Is canceled...except this thread

Shelley is active on Twitter tonight so hopefully there’s some info along the way.

[TotallyLegit 3053]

2 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Shelley is active on Twitter tonight so hopefully there’s some info along the way.

I don’t need anything from the outside world. This thread is a 500+ page terrarium. It’s self-sustaining at this point

[Bateshorn 9928]

9 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Basically everything Is canceled...except this thread

Fuck you.  I haven’t wanted a cigarette in years and this gave me the lung itch.

[Underdog 28755]

9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Shell be fixing us breakfast... 

[maninblack 7974]

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

50 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Shelley never said there WASN’T a house in Austin...

 

 

[WinningIsHard 4053]

57 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

This is BULLSHIT

we do haiku';s around here, sign out front should have told you

Sign out front said left for fisting or right to be fisted, there was a haiku room? What do I do with all this lube on my on my hands now? Fuck it I’ll stay here 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

People ask, why do you keep this thread alive? I have 1 answer for those folks. My entire avatar is based on this thread. Without it I am lost. 

[DFW Horn 6133]

16 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Shell be fixing us breakfast... 

Studio gave Shell bigger, animated tits in the film poster. 

[DFW Horn 6133]

6 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

People ask, why do you keep this thread alive? I have 1 answer for those folks. My entire avatar is based on this thread. Without it I am lost. 

Soooo.....Kendra Scott, huh? Would bang

[wood 11230]

Just now, DFW Horn said:

Soooo.....Kendra Scott, huh? Would bang

You apparently haven't seen enough pics of her yet...

[DFW Horn 6133]

1 minute ago, wood said:

You apparently haven't seen enough pics of her yet...

If she's good enough for the Hermanator...

[Underdog 28755]

3 minutes ago, wood said:

You apparently haven't seen enough pics of her yet...

Not sure if Username checks out. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

Just now, DFW Horn said:

If she's good enough for the Hermanator...

She's a massive downgrade from Michelle

[markstanco 12586]

You apparently haven't seen enough pics of her yet...

My sarcasm meter may be broken, but if not that is a dumb fucking take.

https://3q87le1gsko01ibim33e4wib-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/KS-KSTUDIO-NOV18-0277-1024x683.jpg

[TexArcher 37989]

28 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I don’t need anything from the outside world. This thread is a 500+ page terrarium. It’s self-sustaining at this point

As long as we can get Chinese food and pizza delivered, I could live here forever.

[DFW Horn 6133]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

She's a massive downgrade from Michelle

But, I've got Big Dick Energy now. It's a prerequisite for participating on this never-ending thread.

[Huckleberry 33045]

34 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Basically everything Is canceled...except this thread

Pos rep for spelling canceled like a gotdamn American.

[DFW Horn 6133]

Just now, markstanco said:

My sarcasm meter may be broken, but it not that is a dumb fucking take.

https://3q87le1gsko01ibim33e4wib-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/KS-KSTUDIO-NOV18-0277-1024x683.jpg

Still wood.....I mean would

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

But, I've got Big Dick Energy now. It's a prerequisite for participating on this never-ending thread.

Put your big dick energy in Michelle. Kendra is only worth it for the alimony

[stork642 4498]

48 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

I had to get work done today....what did I miss?

So you’re the one. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

4 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

 

 

[wood 11230]

6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Not sure if Username checks out. 

LOL. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

[pops 7006]

8 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

She's a massive downgrade from Michelle

Undefeated

[UDontKnow 10447]

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Put your big dick energy in Michelle. Kendra is only worth it for the alimony

Maybe Kendra does things that Michelle doesn't.

[DFW Horn 6133]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

[WinningIsHard 4053]

3 minutes ago, stork642 said:

So you’re the one. 

 

3 minutes ago, stork642 said:

So you’re the one. 

What if neither one are the one 

[wood 11230]

6 minutes ago, markstanco said:

My sarcasm meter may be broken, but if not that is a dumb fucking take.

https://3q87le1gsko01ibim33e4wib-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/KS-KSTUDIO-NOV18-0277-1024x683.jpg

Yeah that's the airbrushed pic we liked several days ago ... til we saw the others. Keep digging. 

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

47 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Some thing to see there or nothing to see there?

Well, it was cancelled so there's definitely nothing to see there.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

22 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

People ask, why do you keep this thread alive? I have 1 answer for those folks. My entire avatar is based on this thread. Without it I am lost.