Urban Meyer or bust

[Bigbend1812 12928]

47 minutes ago, pops said:

Night crew,  time to mount up. 

[C-Man 27239]

My sarcasm meter may be broken, but if not that is a dumb fucking take.

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This is the absolute best picture I’ve seen of her. She sounds crazy AF. But, hey, she’s worth $350M or so. I’d stick my dick in crazy for a little while if I got a decent severance package at the end of things.

[atomheartbevo 89758]

57 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

I had to get work done today....what did I miss?

Somebody flew on Kendra Scott's personal aircraft.

[MrBig 5423]

Just now, C-Man said:

This is the absolute best picture I’ve seen of her. She sounds crazy AF. But, hey, she’s worth $350M or so. I’d stick my dick in crazy for a little while if I got a decent severance package at the end of things.

I saw Kendra Scott on Shark Tank. She will talk your dick into going soft. Can we fucking focus on doing anything we can to get Shelley to make Urban come here? Happy wife, happy life...so let’s make this fucking happen. 

[wood 11230]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

This is the absolute best picture I’ve seen of her. She sounds crazy AF. But, hey, she’s worth $350M or so. I’d stick my dick in crazy for a little while if I got a decent severance package at the end of things.

Ouch. Don't like reading those two words in the same sentence.

And yeah that's easily the best pic I know of. Things go downhill fast from there.

Edited December 9, 2020 by wood

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

Somebody flew on Kendra Scott's personal aircraft.

was it... matt davis?

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[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

7 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Maybe Kendra does things that Michelle doesn't.

Michelle has been known to do rails off a strippers tits. I think she's down for whatever

[markstanco 12586]

Yeah that's the airbrushed pic we liked several days ago ... til we saw the others. Keep digging. 

Peak surly.

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

7 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

any of yall happen to know any billionair longhorn fan CEOs who would pay Shelley Meyer to do a nonsense executive job in Austin?

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[wood 11230]

2 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

was it... matt davis?

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Yeah I thought it was his plane, not hers. Am I misremembering?

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

Yeah I thought it was his plane, not hers. Am I misremembering?

Yes, you are right, and I was asking if maybe he was flying on hus own plane, but obviously thats a preposterous idea.

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[wood 11230]

2 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

any of yall happen to know any billionair longhorn fan CEOs who would pay Shelley Meyer to do a nonsense executive job in Austin?

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Hold on. Lemme check my Contacts.

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6 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

was it... matt davis?

May have been C-Man's severed dick.  Don't quote me on that.

[alphahorn 1637]

3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

If y'all want to hope then do it based on the fact that Meyer is kind of flaky sometimes. I mean I guess he could change his mind. Harder to change your mind the other direction once a contract is signed.

So we just need to get him drunk. 

So you know Urban's mind?  And you know that he changed it.  Please enlighten us

[WinningIsHard 4053]

6 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

any of yall happen to know any billionair longhorn fan CEOs who would pay Shelley Meyer to do a nonsense executive job in Austin?

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What kind of asshole references his wife by her full name? 

[cdain3 3454]

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[atomheartbevo 89758]

1 hour ago, pops said:

Night crew,  time to mount up. 

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

What kind of asshole references his wife by her full name? 

Would you prefer if I called her Shelley eyer? I don't know her personally so just first name makes no sense, and just last name would be confusing because there are multiple Meyers in this conversation.

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[DFW Horn 6133]

1 hour ago, pops said:

Night crew,  time to mount up. 

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

Username does not check out apparently

Correct

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[WinningIsHard 4053]

1 minute ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

Would you prefer if I called her Shelley eyer? I don't know her personally so just first name makes no sense, and just last name would be confusing because there are multiple Meyers in this conversation.

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Username does not check out apparently

[Huckleberry 33045]

6 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

So you know Urban's mind?  And you know that he changed it.  Please enlighten us

You don't read very well. 

[alphahorn 1637]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

You don't read very well. 

you don't write very well 

[WinningIsHard 4053]

2 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

Correct

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[ztejas 43524]

Did we get Urban yet?

[Underdog 28755]

31 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

Did she make that top from a sofa she bought at the flea market on 290?  

[alphahorn 1637]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Did we get Urban yet?

Yes, just haven't announced it

[ztejas 43524]

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

Yes, just haven't announced it

[Chili dog 1787]

35 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

High-wasted jeans went out of style for a reason. I hate that they’ve come back. 

[alphahorn 1637]

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Did she make that top from a sofa she bought at the flea market on 290?  

that is revolting

[Huckleberry 33045]

10 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

you don't write very well 

But you can't blame the writing when you read something that wasn't said. Like, for example, that I know he changed his mind. 

[Underdog 28755]

The blouse or the flea market?  If it's the latter, then we have a problem, mister. 

[pops 7005]

2 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

High-wasted jeans went out of style for a reason. I hate that they’ve come back. 

Never worried about something I was just going to take off. And yes. They suck. Even kelly kapowski couldn't make them look good

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

32 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Somebody flew on Kendra Scott's personal aircraft.

Kendra banged Tom allegedly then her ex husband plane was involved in some flights between LA ATX and Ohio. 

Edited December 9, 2020 by PassiveAggressiveCoach

[atomheartbevo 89758]

6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Did she make that top from a sofa she bought at the flea market on 290?  

She's trying to show that she, like many on Surly, is a huge fan of the "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party".  

Of course, we didn't think they would eat our faces.

 

[Nivek 16949]

Did she make that top from a sofa she bought at the flea market on 290?  

I look forward to your contribution in the Wives thread.

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

Josh Pate at 247 is saying we've moved on from Urban and are looking at a list of names only really known to CDC. Little does Pate know that that list is also just Meyer.

[UncleBuck 6455]

Did we get Urban yet?

[alphahorn 1637]

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

But you can't blame the writing when you read something that wasn't said. Like, for example, that I know he changed his mind. 

Your wrote, "If y'all want to hope then do it based on the fact that Meyer is kind of flaky sometimes. I mean I guess he could change his mind. Harder to change your mind the other direction once a contract is signed."

You cited no source. Hope in the context of those left on this thread would imply hoping UM comes to Texas.  So when you say he could change his mind it implies change it back from turning us down to accepting our offer.  You then close with a clause and since it isn't a complete sentence it's unintelligible.

[Izhmash 563]

1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Colombian women are fun to tick off.  

Fixed it for you.

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

20 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

High-wasted jeans went out of style for a reason. I hate that they’ve come back. 

This all day long. High-waisted shorts are even worse. 

[washparkhorn 9939]

 

1 minute ago, Izhmash said:

Colombian women are fun

facts

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

With Michigan Ohio St being cancelled, Urban won't know what to do with himself Saturday. Maybe he'll decide to coach again.

[washparkhorn 9939]

6 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

This all day long. High-waisted shorts are even worse. 

The switch from low waisted to high waisted bottoms for women means one thing.

New lingerie is being designed as we speak to compliment high waisted lingerie design. It's covered. Give up a little of that to get more of that. The ebb and flow. 

Welcome in the long legged ladies era,

Edited December 9, 2020 by washparkhorn
Hook 'em and BOMC.

[ztejas 43524]

2 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

With Michigan Ohio St being cancelled, Urban won't know what to do with himself Saturday. Maybe he'll decide to coach again.

"Hey hun! Must be nice to have a day off. What are you thinking? Grab some brunch? Go for a walk? Or I have a few things I need to do if you want to go hit some golf balls or need some alone time."

"No no that's fine. I was thinking I'd just go resuscitate a blue blood's dying football program for 100 million dollars.  Don't wait up for me."

[C-Man 27239]

Ouch. Don't like reading those two words in the same sentence.
And yeah that's easily the best pic I know of. Things go downhill fast from there.

Good point!

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

32 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

High-wasted jeans went out of style for a reason. I hate that they’ve come back. 

So, I asked my wife why they are in style (and have been for around 10 years now).

Her response was something along these lines;  "they emphasize that you aren't a hefty gal".

Disclosure:  wife just turned 40, and has a few pairs of high waisted jeans she wears.

I didn't ask for additional info on that, for there are other ways that you can tell if a girl is large or not other than the jeans, but her explanation made some sense.

Edited December 9, 2020 by Francisco 2.0

[washparkhorn 9939]

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, I asked my wife why they are in style (and have been for around 10 years now).

Her response was something along these lines;  "they emphasize that you aren't a hefty gal".

I didn't ask for additional info on that, for there are other ways that you can tell if a girl is large or not other than the jeans, but her explanation made some sense.

Hefty women should be rejoicing. Clothing is camouflage. Now the skinny girls agree a little camo looks good. Good times coming. 

Edited December 9, 2020 by washparkhorn

[LTtxfan 49320]

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, I asked my wife why they are in style (and have been for around 10 years now).  Her response was something along these lines;  "they emphasize that you aren't a hefty gal". I didn't ask for additional info on that, for there are other ways that you can tell if a girl is large or not other than the jeans, but her explanation made some sense.