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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

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Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

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Can everyone plz retweet this  

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10 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, I asked my wife why they are in style (and have been for around 10 years now).

Her response was something along these lines;  "they emphasize that you aren't a hefty gal".

Disclosure:  wife just turned 40, and has a few pairs of high waisted jeans she wears.

I didn't ask for additional info on that, for there are other ways that you can tell if a girl is large or not other than the jeans, but her explanation made some sense.

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4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

The bell has been pealing non stop since Sunday, sir. The folks here who haven't heard it yet, well, it's because they've been concussed by the clusterfuck that is Texas Football the last decade plus.

Some of us still believe in Santa Claus. Speaking of Malikmas, you can mailk my balls. 

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

My sarcasm meter may be broken, but if not that is a dumb fucking take.

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Guys - whoa - check out the drapes in the pic .... 

 

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... where have I seen them before?

 

Ah, yes - here we go!

 

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Tommy Lee Jones, who won that year I think ,  was very good in the Fugitive, but not as good as a half dead, sarcastic drunk gunfighter Doc Holiday in Tombstone. Multiple classic lines delivered well , much more complex character too. Just my opinion.

Tommy Lee was outstanding though in No County for Old Men.

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2 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Tommy Lee Jones, who won that year I think ,  was very good in the Fugitive, but not as good as a half dead, sarcastic drunk gunfighter Doc Holiday in Tombstone. Multiple classic lines delivered well , much more complex character too. Just my opinion.

Tommy Lee was outstanding though in No County for Old Men.

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16 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

When she shows up dressed like a blanket one might find from street side vendor, it’s a no.   

Not BDE.

That's an attractive human in the female form - to keep it all scientific, and stuff . . . . 

 

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42 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, I asked my wife why they are in style (and have been for around 10 years now).

Her response was something along these lines;  "they emphasize that you aren't a hefty gal".

Disclosure:  wife just turned 40, and has a few pairs of high waisted jeans she wears.

I didn't ask for additional info on that, for there are other ways that you can tell if a girl is large or not other than the jeans, but her explanation made some sense.

See, I disagree. They make women look fatter with worse asses. I hate them. I fucking hate them like @Tex Pete hates Kubiak. 

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6 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

See, I disagree. They make women look fatter with worse asses. I hate them. I fucking hate them 

Bigger girls just use pliers to zip up the wranglers. Zip up to the ribcage. Fit to the form, not form fitting

Problem solved.

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45 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, I asked my wife why they are in style (and have been for around 10 years now).

Her response was something along these lines;  "they emphasize that you aren't a hefty gal".

Disclosure:  wife just turned 40, and has a few pairs of high waisted jeans she wears.

I didn't ask for additional info on that, for there are other ways that you can tell if a girl is large or not other than the jeans, but her explanation made some sense.

 

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Reason:  Missing pics.

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5 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

See, I disagree. They make women look fatter with worse asses. I hate them. I fucking hate them like Tex Pete hates Kubiak. 

High waisted pants/shorts are stupid. For males and Females alike. 
Stupid. Horrible. Disgusting. Foul.

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9 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Bigger girls just use pliers to zip up the wranglers. Zip up to the ribcage. Fit to the form, not form fitting

Problem solved.

~YvesSL

Speaking of wranglers...are “Rockies” still a thang with the Country Girls? 
They we’re huge back in the ‘80’s-‘90’s. Day-umm!

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15 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Easy now boys, she had a stressful second day on her new job. I'll bet she has a pair of high waisted jeans in the closet.

Big if true. 
 

THE NEW GIG @Nicole44- The news of the new job is big news.  NOT your high waist jeans!! Congrats!

Re: the Congrats- I mean on the gig! NOT on having small jeans. Well, that’s OK, too...

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My EQ. It is lacking!
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