Urban Meyer or bust

[Yesh 930]

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Guys. Fellas. Gentle-men. I was merely reaching out derpy for some advice on the best kind of large private jet to charter for a long weekend trip with my wife traversing the midwest, parts of Colorado and greater Los Angeles. You're reading way too much into me asking for someone to check their PMs.

If you have to ask big man, you can't afford it.

[Eggo 3,977]

9 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

If you find yourself in Valley City, North Dakota, try the hot beef sandwich at the little gas station just off the interstate. You're fucking welcome. 

Mayo or nah?

[Hurtlocker 2,213]

This is where I call bullshit...

[TexasEx 1,667]

Just now, Hurtlocker said:

This is where I call bullshit...

I mean, the fucking title is a hedge.

[TexMexBuddha 988]

Mayo or nah?

Aioli.

[Vertigo 20,290]

14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Guys. Fellas. Gentle-men. I was merely reaching out derpy for some advice on the best kind of large private jet to charter for a long weekend trip with my wife traversing the midwest, parts of Colorado and greater Los Angeles. You're reading way too much into me asking for someone to check their PMs.

Edited December 9, 2020 by Vertigo

[gmr548 16,584]

Why must you keep secrets?  We are all friends here!

Do you really want to see the dick pics?

[UncleBuck 6,454]

Mayo or nah?

Nah. Potatoes and gravy. #Fat

[TexasRenegade 2,459]

36 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

They were talking about whether Campbell was a non-starter for Texas. Now he thinks he could be a candidate. 

Well considering CTJ said he was almost hired 12 months ago....duh

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,119]

19 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

WTF is going on. Im completely lost

Another thread title change?

[gmr548 16,584]

NSIAP, but today Burton called the pursut of UM "open ended." Said that if UM wanted to re-engage, we were only a text or call away.  Gee, I dunno, maybe after season ends? 

What starts here gets booty called?

[Eggo 3,977]

1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

Nah. Potatoes and gravy. #Fat

Shit, we saying North Dakota has a Big Bite? I'm in.

[TexasRenegade 2,459]

41 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

NSIAP, but today Burton called the pursut of UM "open ended." Said that if UM wanted to re-engage, we were only a text or call away.  Gee, I dunno, maybe after season ends? 

Open ended...open relationship....Meyer will coach both Texas and USC next year and become the 1st coach in history to coach both teams in the National championship at the same time....Top that Saban

[David Wooderson 66]

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Do you really want to see the dick pics?

Only for research purposes, to see if I can impress @Nicole44 odds are not on my side. 

[trythisathome 971]

2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Shit, we saying North Dakota has a Big Bite? I'm in.

RIP

[conVINCEd 21,469]

41 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

No More Secrets


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It was actually too many secrets.  Setec Astronomy.

[HillaryFan420 121]

So where are we at on the "it's happening" scale this afternoon?  I think we were at a 9 on Saturday and a 2 by Monday.  Are we back up to 5 maybe?

[TexasEx 1,667]

Just now, HillaryFan420 said:

So where are we at on the "it's happening" scale this afternoon?  I think we were at a 9 on Saturday and a 2 by Monday.  Are we back up to 5 maybe?

3.5

[Nicole44 22,068]

Did @derpyhorndog get ganked? What’s happening? Fuck they are stealing the day crew! We’d better hide anyone else who knows shit. Lol. 

[futureman 22,497]

2 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

this is as close to a compliment as I'll ever give you, don't tell me all the sudden you're a sensitive pussy? Might need to page some of the doctors here but maybe there's a nerve in your asshole that when fisted turns you into a bitch. Steer clear of that spot. 

Lulz.  congratulations, you’re even easier than drew.  that’s a tough one, pal. 

[utee94 15,835]

1 minute ago, HillaryFan420 said:

So where are we at on the "it's happening" scale this afternoon?  I think we were at a 9 on Saturday and a 2 by Monday.  Are we back up to 5 maybe?

7.7 for me.

100% all-in.  

[IDIOTsavant 8,499]

I'm just waiting with bated breath to find out how much Scentsy @derpyhorndog actually bought.

[tejas60 3,533]

25 minutes ago, emp6856 said:

Is your wife's name Shelly?

no, but she's a spinner.

[KYHorn 17,096]

No, Greg Davis, you cannot be involved in the coaching search. You've "helped" enough.

[South Austin 52,521]

8 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

So where are we at on the "it's happening" scale this afternoon?  I think we were at a 9 on Saturday and a 2 by Monday.  Are we back up to 5 maybe?

"Four???" - Thornton Melon

[DaysOff 7,959]

Penis pic incoming

[Beantown Express 2.0 6,559]

14 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

It was actually too many secrets.  Setec Astronomy.

Correct but after they hook that up and realize what it does Redford says, "no more secrets".

[MoJames 8,244]

14 minutes ago, futureman said:

Lulz.  congratulations, you’re even easier than drew.  that’s a tough one, pal. 

derpyman -  I PM'ed you. Check it out.

[Viper 12,109]

1 hour ago, Richter said:

Penis pic incoming

 

5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I don't think this is what immamac had in mind with the thread title change.

 

...at least I hope it isn't

Edited December 9, 2020 by Viper

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

12 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

no, but she's a spinner.

You lucky dog

[StassneyHorn 6,618]

When you’re agent knows your the best option and the only option, you reject the first and second offer. I’ve never been any of those things, but I post it with confidence.

[General Specific 3,262]

no, but she's a spinner.

So is South Austin’s mom...

[closetohumping 17,453]

1 hour ago, TexasEx said:

NSIAP, but today Burton called the pursut of UM "open ended." Said that if UM wanted to re-engage, we were only a text or call away.  Gee, I dunno, maybe after season ends? 

Yes, and I have an open ended relationship with Drew Barrymore.  Still has not called me.

[TexasEx 1,667]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Yes, and I have an open ended relationship with Drew Barrymore.  Still has not called me.

You try offering her $60m yet? 

[General Specific 3,262]

I don't think this is what immamac had in mind with the thread title change.
 
...at least I hope it isn't

The real question is, how many McRibs has he sold! And or ate!

[GRHorn 105]

7 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

Team @THUJONE checking in. If he’s our general, consider me his brigadier.

Happy to assume the position of Quartermaster. Night crew rolls out at 1900. 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

2 hours ago, MoJames said:

We need a Surly letterhead.

It should tastefully incorporate dicks

[closetohumping 17,453]

4 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

You try offering her $60m yet? 

Figured i start with a mcrib

[Steelers Roll Left 1,181]

2 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

I just want to point out.....with no coaching speculation I have every seen at UT has there been so much use of the word "not completely dead" or "urban could change his mind at any moment"........Typically it is an unequivocal no its not happening lets move on.

Trey went on to say he was told last Saturday by a source he considers reliable that it was a done deal only to have the news take the opposite direction Sunday which makes him suspicious of the current story as well.   

[General Specific 3,262]

Yes, and I have an open ended relationship with Drew Barrymore.  Still has not called me.

Might want to check a few posters basements. It’s not a short list either...

[David Wooderson 66]

6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Yes, and I have an open ended relationship with Drew Barrymore.  Still has not called me.

Roseann Barr is more your speed. 

[BabaYaga 15,302]

10 minutes ago, General Specific said:

So is South Austin’s mom...

[GRHorn 105]

6 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

What have you got against Hugh Jackman?

He’s buddies with Kevin Spacey?

[BERT 4,380]

16 minutes ago, General Specific said:

So is South Austin’s mom...

Yeah, on a merry go round

[BERT 4,380]

44 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Open ended...open relationship....Meyer will coach both Texas and USC next year and become the 1st coach in history to coach both teams in the National championship at the same time....Top that Saban

Kinky 

[utee94 15,835]

19 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Figured i start with a mcrib

How much for just one McRib?

[JesusSweatDuck 17,784]

34 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

False, that man hasn't seen his dick in decades

[Born Burnt 6,182]

I'm worried a shift change will jinx all this BDE momentum. Can we get the Surly New Delhi day crew in here?

[brown water 3,778]

19 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

It should tastefully incorporate dicks

The signature block? 

[Texasrocks 2,145]

46 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

So where are we at on the "it's happening" scale this afternoon?  I think we were at a 9 on Saturday and a 2 by Monday.  Are we back up to 5 maybe?

It's Surly, we're all 10's and only date 10's. Wait, what was the question?