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8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Guys. Fellas. Gentle-men. I was merely reaching out derpy for some advice on the best kind of large private jet to charter for a long weekend trip with my wife traversing the midwest, parts of Colorado and greater Los Angeles. You're reading way too much into me asking for someone to check their PMs.

If you have to ask big man, you can't afford it.

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9 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

If you find yourself in Valley City, North Dakota, try the hot beef sandwich at the little gas station just off the interstate. You're fucking welcome. 

Mayo or nah?

Posted (edited)
14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Guys. Fellas. Gentle-men. I was merely reaching out derpy for some advice on the best kind of large private jet to charter for a long weekend trip with my wife traversing the midwest, parts of Colorado and greater Los Angeles. You're reading way too much into me asking for someone to check their PMs.

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Posted
36 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

They were talking about whether Campbell was a non-starter for Texas. Now he thinks he could be a candidate. 

Well considering CTJ said he was almost hired 12 months ago....duh

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Posted
NSIAP, but today Burton called the pursut of UM "open ended." Said that if UM wanted to re-engage, we were only a text or call away.  Gee, I dunno, maybe after season ends? 

What starts here gets booty called?
Posted
41 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

NSIAP, but today Burton called the pursut of UM "open ended." Said that if UM wanted to re-engage, we were only a text or call away.  Gee, I dunno, maybe after season ends? 

Open ended...open relationship....Meyer will coach both Texas and USC next year and become the 1st coach in history to coach both teams in the National championship at the same time....Top that Saban

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Just now, HillaryFan420 said:

So where are we at on the "it's happening" scale this afternoon?  I think we were at a 9 on Saturday and a 2 by Monday.  Are we back up to 5 maybe?

3.5

Posted
2 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

this is as close to a compliment as I'll ever give you, don't tell me all the sudden you're a sensitive pussy? Might need to page some of the doctors here but maybe there's a nerve in your asshole that when fisted turns you into a bitch. Steer clear of that spot. 

Lulz.  congratulations, you’re even easier than drew.  that’s a tough one, pal. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, HillaryFan420 said:

So where are we at on the "it's happening" scale this afternoon?  I think we were at a 9 on Saturday and a 2 by Monday.  Are we back up to 5 maybe?

7.7 for me.

100% all-in.  

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Posted
8 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

So where are we at on the "it's happening" scale this afternoon?  I think we were at a 9 on Saturday and a 2 by Monday.  Are we back up to 5 maybe?

"Four???" - Thornton Melon

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Posted
14 minutes ago, futureman said:

Lulz.  congratulations, you’re even easier than drew.  that’s a tough one, pal. 

derpyman -  I PM'ed you. Check it out.

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1 hour ago, Richter said:

Penis pic incoming

 

5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


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I don't think this is what immamac had in mind with the thread title change.

 

...at least I hope it isn't

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Posted
1 hour ago, TexasEx said:

NSIAP, but today Burton called the pursut of UM "open ended." Said that if UM wanted to re-engage, we were only a text or call away.  Gee, I dunno, maybe after season ends? 

Yes, and I have an open ended relationship with Drew Barrymore.  Still has not called me.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Yes, and I have an open ended relationship with Drew Barrymore.  Still has not called me.

You try offering her $60m yet? 

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Posted
7 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

Team @THUJONE checking in. If he’s our general, consider me his brigadier.

Happy to assume the position of Quartermaster. Night crew rolls out at 1900. 

Posted
2 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

I just want to point out.....with no coaching speculation I have every seen at UT has there been so much use of the word "not completely dead" or "urban could change his mind at any moment"........Typically it is an unequivocal no its not happening lets move on.

Trey went on to say he was told last Saturday by a source he considers reliable that it was a done deal only to have the news take the opposite direction Sunday which makes him suspicious of the current story as well.   

Posted
44 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Open ended...open relationship....Meyer will coach both Texas and USC next year and become the 1st coach in history to coach both teams in the National championship at the same time....Top that Saban

Kinky 

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Posted
46 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

So where are we at on the "it's happening" scale this afternoon?  I think we were at a 9 on Saturday and a 2 by Monday.  Are we back up to 5 maybe?

It's Surly, we're all 10's and only date 10's. Wait, what was the question?

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